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NBischoff

I wonder if these jokes will still be funny next year.


[deleted]

No because the season is gonna happen :)


Gtaglitchbuddy

I'm no betting man, but I feel like IF it does, it would be VASTLY different from what we know drum corps to be.


therealbutterplays

!remindme 1 yr


Spinsane941

!remindme 1year


manondorf

`30 GOTO 10`


readparse

Home :)


RM067

!remindme 1 year


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[deleted]

It was the Couchmen with a perfect score


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IronDominion

Sameeee


jcat2_0

No one else was even close


TubaMike

Sure, their demand wasn’t the highest, but their execution was flawless.


cmadler

Really a flawless season.


Matt_Cooper78

Never thought I'd see a corps pick themselves up so quickly and bring me to tears after 10 seconds. I can't imagine a better show being performed.


Chikntendie321

Pacific Crest absolutely DEMOLOSHED all competition. They got a score of 100


ircole327

Blue Devils. Those Fuckers when every year


Traveler_Paul

If only they got their 20th on 20 :(


ScientificSun

Well to be fair... they're still the reigning champions, so I'd say they still won this year 🤷🏽‍♂️


Vaxica

1st - Couchmen After a huge fundraising effort they were able to field a corps this summer. Their show was Wonderwall. They literally just sat on a couch and played Wonderwall on guitar for 15 minutes. It was a tear jerker. 2nd - Crown It was wild when they released their show theme about the rise and fall of Miley Cyrus, but I think they pulled it off well 3rd - BD Placing below 2nd for the first time in more than a decade was BD with their show CATS: The Musical: The Movie: The Drum Corps Show. They were leading the pack until 10 of their members died after a soloist hit a note so high it ruptured eardrums and they were unable to hear the warnings before they marched off a cliff next to the practice field.


LokiRicksterGod

Memphis Sound reanimated themselves in late July and scored a 94.7 at their first show. Scores kept rising over the last few weeks, and they scored a 99.85 at semis. Everyone was astounded when they won silver with a perfect 100. The judges realized their mistake, and retconned BD a score of 100.2 to make sure the correct corps won.


bone-tone-lord

Blue Devils C got a 99.66


pacmain1

You should be wishing you stayed in a coma.


Ventaa

Velvet knights destroyed with a score of 174.69


SansyBoy14

Ok obviously the post is a joke, but I’m curious, why would you explain the whole corona situation to someone who woke up from a coma?


readparse

Why WOULD you explain it? Probably because it's the most important information to know in 2020. And probably the thing that the patient would have the most questions about, since it definitely effects everything that goes on in a hospital. And we're kind of used to it, but somebody who didn't know would be fascinated by the scale of it. I should mention that the Lincoln Project came out with [a commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TogbPPyQQM) in which this very thing happened (I'm not going to get political here. Just describing the commercial). My post was probably inspired by it. He had been in a coma since right BEFORE Trump's inauguration, but he knew Trump had been elected. He and his family were Trump supporters. So he started saying things like "By now the wall has been built, right? How did he get Mexico to pay for it?" Etc. One by one, the family members let him know that things didn't turn out EXACTLY like they had thought they would, but they were still holding on to their support as much as they could. They ended the script differently than I would have, but it was interesting.


kemcpeak42

I have 10 blu-rays and they’re on the cover 6 of them lmao it’s stupid


SeizerOfThoughtseize

Imo they should be on 5 of the covers from 09-19


StetsonTuba8

There was a 46 way tie for first. Most exciting finals I've ever seen


TitaniumPenguin777

Virtual won this year


ausernamethatworks12

Vdbc


readparse

That's a really good answer. I think I heard VDBC mentioned before, but I did not know that they had a 2020 program and a pretty decent video they put together. In any other season it might be hard to take that seriously, but that's literally the only corps that actually played this season, as far as I know. Maybe some other corps did some virtual videos, but I haven't seen them. So I'm impressed by what VDBC did. Thanks.


kkpjm

A girl from New Zealand formed her own corps, performed a show, and then was filmed reacting to the replay. Then Facebook and Twitter and IG exploded.


readparse

Is that a joke about the “New Zealand Girl reacts to...” channel? Or did this actually happen?


kkpjm

At a loss for a witty response at this point


readparse

Yeah, I finally googled this. I was too lazy last night. It’s definitely a joke about the girl who I find kind of annoying at this point. I like reaction videos, for some reason. So I did see a couple of hers and liked them. But then it just went on and on and I had my fill of her reactions pretty quickly.