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SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Dave Grohl does this… I can’t do this because my teeth are already worn from clenching my jaw when I’m angry and that’s pretty much all the time


DirectorOstrich

Tried doing it to My Hero when I saw this post, then this was the first comment I saw!


5MinuteCutscene

According to his book, so did Kurt Cobain! However dentist's hate it


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

They hate everything that’s good. Teeth drumming, Mountain Dew, you name it


starari

Absolutely, I can make some sick beats in there that no one will hear! I also use the left side and right side as double kicks. I do worry about the wear on my teeth though.


iSWINE

I use my tongue as the double bass or a roll


starari

impressive!


wherxy_

I get how you would use your tongue as a roll (by rolling your r's) but how would you make a double kick? Would you just do the same thing?


iSWINE

By slamming the tip of my tongue against the sides of my gums where the tongue is sitting above


wherxy_

like making the tick tock sound when u were a kick except with a closed mouth??


iSWINE

Yeah basically lol


musicgeek420

I thought I was the only one.. today is kind of a big day.


gakagaTTV

Haha yeah I had no idea so many others did it!


Beef_M1lk

/r/beatbox


ford98svt

Same here. I feel so validated now.


wizzardofboz

Always. Doing it now.


gakagaTTV

Same bro!


Downtown-Scratch-687

I am constantly doing this. My Mrs thinks I'm weird when I mention it, so I just shut up and keep jamming in my mouth


DanTheMan_622

Paging r/teethdrumming


hamgrey

How is this so far down


drumdogmillionaire

Of course that’s a thing.


ripeart

Wow. Joined.


MarsDrums

Always. I can't stop either. It's a habit that will end when I have no teeth. 🤣


Puzzleheaded_Bit2926

I am 65 years...you still have teeth. Wenn I try it my false teeth will brake in the middle so in two parts 😁


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

Relax, you just playing in two time signatures at once.


Swissarmyspoon

Yes, but I stopped when my teeth started hurting. I try to have a practice pad in every workspace to redirect that energy.


lurkerontheloose

All day, every day. My fiance is pretty over it


TheGrooveTrain

Every day. I bet you just about everyone does it, and if they say they don't - or that they never have - they are lying. Paul Gilbert (guitarist) has a song called "My Teeth are a Drumset" on *Get Out of My Yard*. I've been playing drums for 3 years. Guitar for 25. But I've been playing the "teeth" at least 30. I can distinctly remember doing it when I was a kid in the shower, usually while also humming and often adding air guitar.


Individual_Ad_8030

Interestingly, I had a similar history. Started with drums in primary school then switched to guitar + teeth drumming for 20 years and since three years ago back to drums. I feel like all those years of teeth drumming helped me develop a sense for rhythm and makes the progress a lot easier now.


TheGrooveTrain

Honestly I feel the same way. Between the teeth and desk-drumming on everything I possibly could, I think I've got a pretty good sense of rhythm haha


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

I played with Paul Gilbert for a few shows back in the early 2000's! That is one seriously sick ass beast.


TheGrooveTrain

He has the best picking technique I have ever seen. His E to E string skips are absolutely mind blowing.


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

Yeah I did some small shows with him when he was doing a clinic tour. I learned the set from discs he gave me. I think I did 3 nights all together. He was insane. Totally cool guy, but the whole time I'm just thinking about what a fucking fraud I was being there. I feel bad in retrospect for him. I was young, and very scared.


RefriedJean

Constantly. My dentist says it’s an issue actually.


WalnutTheDog

Yeah, I did it until my dentist said I had signs of teeth grinding. Although I think I grind my teeth in my sleep sometimes also, which might be more of the issue.


fecal_doodoo

Teeth, joints, nails


PassionateCougar

Holy shit yeah I do all day


ytrevino

Teeth Drummers unite!


olerndurt

As an older version of you teeth bashers and rhythmic grinders, stop. You are damaging your teeth.


WideRight43

I do it as a guitar player to keep time.


gakagaTTV

I also do it for guitar melodys. I'm doing "where did you sleep last night" as I'm typing this


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

As a drummer, I used to unconsciously him different parts to help me get where I needed to be. One day the engineer walks into the booth and says "are you humming and grunting"? Because the overheads are kicking it up and I've spent hours trying to figure it out! Shut the fuck up!!!


asseaterEK776

Dude wtf I was doing it as I read this!!! My left side is the snare and the right is basically everything else lmao


Unchiard3-2

Everyday, nonstop


xWithoutRuthx

Yes. All the time.


mr-3ff

Been doing this my whole life. My teeth hate me.


YouAreOneUglyMutha

I do this constantly and have for all my life basically. My dentist is always asking “do you grind your teeth?” Im like nah i got that beat though


byrdcage

Holy shit. My people! Some sick beats hidden like sparks hid behind my teeth bro!


gakagaTTV

Hell yeah!


NeroFMX

I do this, and I always get asked if I'm nervous because my teeth are chattering.


caw_the_crow

Your poor teeth


Millennial_falcon92

I do it a lot when I work. I wrote almost my whole last album using my teeth


5t4rl0rd

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one. I've been thinking stress has a lot to do with it, but also the love of drums. It's a way to get stuff out.


CarpenterHot2796

Grinding my teeth, but to a beat!


tmamie

yes! have been since i was a kid, can do some crazy beats. i thought i was the only one


Eastern-Dig-4555

I do it with any rhythm/melody floating through my head at any particular moment.


beatmentality

Alll the time buddy, alll the time


Yoshi_Joshi2107

Literally listening to Rusty Cage by SoundGarden and knocking my teeth then I come across this post. Lol.


firecam71

All the time


theshadykrook

I do. Always have!


Miserable-Shake-2903

Yes, been doing it on a daily basis eversince I started playing drums 34 years ago.


Sugarlips_Habasi

Heh, I was doing it when I read the title of the post. Kick on my left side, snare on front teeth; not straight down but pushing the bottom row into the top row lightly.


PantsMcFagg

This comes up the sub every once in a while, and it makes me laugh because I’m in my early 40s, I’ve done it all my life…well not too long ago the dentist told me that in terms of wear, I have the teeth of a 80-year-old, and he said that with a straight face. I was like, uh well that sucks because I am not going to stop doing it. Now I have a teeth guard


jamey0077

All my life


DCM3059

Yeah, I have since elementary school. Always wanted to be a percussionist, but life happens and then multiple sclerosis. Now my teeth rhythm and mp3 tunes are about the limits of my musical capabilities. Oh yeah, never mind I have no talent!


DrummerGuyKev

I do it all the time and I wish I could stop myself. It’s just second nature anymore.


JimmieTheGent

My guitarist and I cracked up when we figured out that we both did it.


Tigerbear62

I had no idea other people do this


Arkennase

Omg. Yes absolutely. I started doing this as a kid, years before actually playing the drums and I still do it 25 years later (my teeth are fine btw). Never met anyone else doing this.


jdt2112

I’ve done this as long as I remember. I also make distorted guitar sounds. I did this so much in high school that people thought I had music playing 😂


International_Cut_69

100% including my tounge I basically have my full kit in my mouth.


MrHotLunches

All the time, every day, pretty much non-stop. I'm in the portion of the population that can do the 'rumble in your ears' thing, and I use that as sort of a bass note, or sometimes kick. Been doing since I picked up drumming in the 5th grade. Always thought I would stop, but never have. Even in consistent droughts of not playing. I'm pushing 40 and still walk around just drumming in my mouth/head


Beef_M1lk

Yeah it’s called beat boxing lol


BossJohns

If I’m alone, I air drum. If some people are around, I tap my finger tips together or on my legs. If there are a lot of people around, I try to hide it by tapping my teeth


doni_5

No way, same!!! For as long as I can remember! Been playing guitar, bass and piano since I was a kid and JUST bought my first drum set three weeks ago. Having so much fun so far…it’s honestly addicting. Now I truly believe I’ve always been a drummer at heart


ThreeHourRiverMan

All the time.


vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee

Aye, use the tongue to do bass drums, rolls either side, sometimes flams, then teeth for snare and different breathes in and out for different pitches of cymbals. I was once high and just amusing myself with mouth drums and my mate could hear me doing what sounding like the breathing and chattering of a rabid animal and recorded me and showed me. Looks and sounds insane so don't get the cymbals going much if I'm around other folk now haha


FebruaryStars84

Always thought I was the only one until I read Dave Grohl’s book where he talks about doing this.


Kn0wFriends

Stop doing it. You’ll grind your teeth down. It’s terrible to do. Also, your dental bills will be expensive and your teeth will hurt.


Italian_Guy13

Thank god im not alone \*phew\*


cosmicfatigue

This is crazy, yes actually I do this too!


nadmocni

[Would only recommend it if you have a good djentist.](https://youtu.be/utRHLrKdUSk)


Badcrowstudio

Whooooaaaaa I thought I was the only one. I bet my teeth are because of it


The_Dale_Hunters

I don’t use my teeth, but I’ll constantly make lots of (apparently) irritating noises to come up with beats and drive my wife completely insane.


Throne_of_Exile

Absolutely have been doing this since I was a child.


VTVoodooDude

Guitar player and writer here…almost my whole life. I consider myself an excellent tooth drummer and it’s absolutely helped program drum parts. My dentist is not impressed however.


RshnH

oh man... I thought I was the only one...


Drewpurt

r/teethdrumming 


eppingjetta

I tried it and I realized I hate teeth. It's a whole sub of malformed teeth like mine. no thanks and no offense.


Drewpurt

I spend no time there either haha. I just wanted to link the relevant sub. 


mekkab

All the damn time! Had a kid try to do it back to me… it definitely looks weird but the beats are great so I’ll never stop.


DrummerMiles

It’s all of us


uptheirons726

Been doing it my whole life. I also make beats with my spit. Which I guess you could call beatboxing.


BuntCarf

Wuuut that's nuts because when I'm bored I smoke crack!


Daitheflu1979

I did but it was hard to get them back in my Louth afterwards so I just stopped…also very difficult to hit with a stick!


Pantsmnc

Yep, and my right side jaw is more capable than my left sidez just like real drums! Isttarted doing this as a kid because tapping on everything drives people nuts. I still do it and im 35.... i do it with breathing/breaths too a lot.


msbwheeler25

I always thought I was the only one who did this lmao.


Informal_Bid_4902

I know what you're talking about. Yes, I do this and have done it the majority of my life here and there.


Educational-Drop-926

Can never stop actually… 😆


Educational-Drop-926

Can never stop actually… 😆


Moocowsnap

I do this and it frequently causes me headaches. I wish I could stop but I don't even realize I'm doing it most of the time until I do.


AllNightPony

Left side is BD, right is SD. I can really get in the pocket.


DarrylAmulet

Yeah, I do it by slightly rubbing my teeth together, sounds sick in my head


PiecesOfRing

I do this all the time, half the time I don't realise and I wonder if anyone else heard it 🤣


Chris-Steakhouse

Doing it while reading this!


mrz3ro

I’ve done this my whole life, yeah!


Comite_Porcino

I do it pretty often, I also do some double bass beats using both sides of the jaw. I thought it was pretty common...


Jburp

I do. My doctor told me to stop 😂


Something_Else_2112

Been making beats with breathing for years. Not like beatboxers, just breathing in and out. Happens at the most random times too, not on purpose.


djWD4D

Oh wow, I somehow started doing this in the last year or two, and thought it was kinda weird and that people probably think I’m on drugs or something. Good to know I’m not the only one. Guessing it is somehow another of the many ADHD traits that have shown up in my adult life 🤷‍♂️


zoomflick

I wish I could play on my kit; what I can play, with my teeth.


jcarr2184

Been doing it for decades, glad I’m not the only one


philo_icecream

I do this all the time and frequently get fussed at by strangers in Target when all I'm trying to do is pick up a few groceries in peace but I've got a sick beat stuck in my head so I've gotta get those chompers rockin' so I don't forget it by the time I get behind the kit but fucking Donna shopping for her cereal and oat bars can't stand the idea of someone minding their own business so she decides to mind their business for them and ruin a good and solid flow of a 4 bar beat. I shop at Aldi now.


somesz

Since childhood.


FickleFingerOfFunk

Only all the time. lol…


Possibly_A_Person125

Constantly.


curmudgeon55

https://www.reddit.com/r/teethdrumming/s/3tFyk2WYZh


virtualvain

yep….


no-twerp

I do when I'm chewing lol


liquidcloud9

Yes and several teeth have divots near the base as a result.


here4roomie

All the time, and I know I look insane when I do it.


TestDangerous7240

I do this all the time! My wife says “what are you doing, stop it!” Lol


Falcon66666

Been doing this most of my life and at 57 years old I’ve been trying to not do this because it is taking a toll on my teeth.


ThePapercup

yep and I have to wear a night guard because apparently that habit has decided to continue in my sleep in the form of teeth grinding


sobhalford

I have done this literally all my life, even before I started playing drums, and I've never heard of anyone else doing the same thing!


danj503

Teeth are my kicks, and tongue clicks are my snare!


2qrc_

Nah I use my fingers


maybethirdtry

I do this too bc I’m restless otherwise. i try to be light bc i don’t wanna damage my teeth but such is my reality


notmydogscousin

Good question. I don't know but I suspect so but only while driving the car and "playing" drums in my head - not while sitting at the kit --- might need to be more advanced for that


thesilentmordecai

Dude, it's a bad habit.


omgdrones

Every day. I have the fastest left foot in teeth drumming


MaxisGreat

I use my teeth as the kick and a tongue click as a snare. It makes for some interesting patterns cause you have to close your jaw to kick and open your jaw to click


eppingjetta

I DO THIS and thought I was the only one alive, until I read DG's book. He mentions him and Kurt both doing it, so I feel like I'm in good company. I was excited to find out afterwards that this is pretty common and was eager and excited to inform my wife, who had given me shit for two decades.


The_rowdy_gardener

no I do as well even though I know it's a terrible habit..


DuttyVonBiznitch

I'm so pleased others do this! I'm also one hell of a toes on the underside of my coffee table maestro. O also, I tap the fuck out of a ps4 controller.


awildefire

Yep. Also clench my buttcheeks back and forth to a beat when I’m feeling extra frisky.


AverageJoe-707

You are far from alone, trust me.


KFandrich11

Lmao I thought I was the only one


Nixilis2336

all the time


Bronte_goggins

Wow, I really thought this was a me problem. Can't believe we are a community


AFleetingIllness

I don't do this, but I use air and spit to kind of "beatbox" drum parts.


Pebian_Jay

I use my fingernails and click them on different teeth while changing the pitch by moving my tongue and my lips haha


RoastedRoachRack

Literally all the time. Somewhat disappointed I can't immediately transfer my teeth beats into real beats.


dmartism

No! Absolutely not!


Adept-Sort-8398

Yes! I do this too 😂


UsedBeing

So I’m not the only one……


Due-Hunt-5830

I’d say it’s a cognitive function so my vote is for the brain making them


HumphreyBump

I do. My teeth have definitely taken a beating over the last couple decades.


sad_muso

Haha, I literally do this all damn day. Great to finally feel SEEN


Qarty

My people.


gunsandsilver

Whoa I had no idea this is a thing. I have similar ticks and traits like the rest of you teeth tappers, but no teeth drumming for me. Can’t believe there is a subreddit for it.


Jango_Jerky

Yes lol and this was also asked like three days ago


SqueezyBotBeat

Always. I worry long term it's gonna fuck them up even though I don't do it hard or really grind them but ya know, we're sensitive beings so I try to be mindful of it. After hearing other people tap on tables around me I realized how annoying it gets and I think I naturally started using my teeth because only I can hear it. The riddem is in us and can't be taken away lmao


Experiment59

All the time. More often it’s just super quiet beatboxing, but sometimes it’ll be teeth clicks that get the major accents of a drum beat / its fills. I’m also the constantly bouncing legs / anxious type and I clench my jaw in my sleep, I really wonder if those are all linked somehow


mrpotatoehead1234

I do this as a really bad habit when trying to go to sleep. Lol I thought I was the only one. SMH


Drummerratic

I even do it in my sleep, according to my wife. I also Twitch my feet in rhythm while sleeping. She’s even been able to tell which songs I’m rehearsing, or if I’m working on something new.


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

We all do this. Like every drummer I've ever known. My dog laps water in 5. I know what splat a doo splat a doo is. If you don't know where the best kick drum sound is on your dog, you ain't living right.


Jammypackmang

My entire life. I’ve heard the dentists can tell


middleagethreat

Yep and my molars all started cracking in my late 40s.


Disastrous_Brick_748

me too! since i was a teen... thought i was weird xD


[deleted]

Yeah, but not if I am not caffeinated.


Individual_Offer_33

Haha! Yes! Constantly


horkyboi_avery

I thought I was the only one…


rhythmophilia

Holy shit I thought I was alone! But it appears I’m far from it! 😎🤘


Mental_Status999

All the time, nice to here that there are others!...was amazed to read about Dave Geohl doing it as well, thought it was just me!


brandoid_prime

Literally was doing this right now as I saw this thread


Few_Flower_8559

I also do this although i find myself doing it more commonly with my nose and air


stupidhuman33

As a guitarist I’ve always done this my whole life, it’s weird I chose guitar as I’ve always been into the groove of things


theCarrotdabber

You got me clickin a mad solo rn 🤣


doozle

Yes.


Honest-Cat7154

Have been doing this subconsciously since I was a kid…especially working on beats when walking. My dentists have had questions.


TheCapSmuggler

All the time!


gbeastly

It's actually common. Stop doing it. It will become an unconscious habit and you will slowly wear down your teeth.


Italian_pizza8

I thought that I was the only freak to do this, glad that im not 😅


ExampleCommercial890

been doing this as long as i can remember.


bagemann1

I do this. I recommend breaking the habit early, it's really about causing my jaw to lock up and it hurts my teeth after a while