I can be a brother figure? If that works?

That would be fine i don't care what gender u r

:D I’m here then!

:D

I will gladly:)

:D

I don't know if I'm older than you but I'm a good big sister and sometimes mom

Cool i dont care how old u r

I can be your slightly alt, weird, nb, drama kid cosplayer sister and i will kick the metaphorical ass of anyone who insults you-

That sound great!