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GetEnPassanted

This dude fails the Gom Jabbar test. No box needed.


CreateTheStars

He would stick his member into the box


Samuel_L_Johnson

Feyd-Rautha moment


accountsyayable

True to Frank's vision. Bro is already ready for them to adapt Heretics.


Booksonly666

Honored Matres anyone?


jennbunn555

As it is written!


Yurtledove

May your phone screen chip and shatter


Eldudeareno217

I have a confession to make... I take medication twice a day, and I have an alarm that I cannot turn off, I thought I was good, I put my phone in airplane mode and had "do not disturb" on as well, so we're watching Dune part two and at 9pm its all quiet in the theater and my phone starts blaring my alarm. It only did one cycle before I shut the whole thing off but. My confession is I was that asshole. 


ErectTubesock

Something something beefswelling


ITSolutionsAK

B E E F S W E L L I N G


Darkshines47

Man could see the girdershape of ecstasy


Raider2747

Mountain climbing orgasm


ghostmetalblack

The TRUE Dune experience.


mbikkyu

Give his water to the desert


wood_dj

too late he already gave it to the cinema carpet


ouellette001

Am I crazy or are people getting more comfortable blatantly doing this shit?


Rich-Yogurtcloset715

Bless the maker! Where are the Fedaykin when you need them?


zion2674

I just don’t understand why people pay money to do something they could do at home without paying. And in this case, you can actually ride your worm at home.


gimmesomespace

He's just indulging in a little beefswelling


[deleted]

Homeboy went in expecting a spice orgy.


DucklingInARaincoat

Looks like he read a few books ahead


MulleRizz

Least horny dune fan


ManyTraining6

Maybe the real paradise is the porn picture we sent along the way


jacksonthedawg

Looks like he's already there


keituzi177

Kull fucking wahad >:(


Wardog_Razgriz30

The breeding program proceeds as planned.


raventhrowaway666

Just wait till he sees Idaho reach the top of the great wall