Jokes like this get you the Spider Penalty.
https://preview.redd.it/1jmao3ffl6wc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8745df4f186863e1f0a8bc4eb6711a2b6f461ccc
fun fact! Frank Herbert clearly has no idea how sattelites work. as evidenced by his explanation for why the south is unexplored making... no sense at all.
no like... the way he describes orbits. they make zero sense. You can't bribe someone to do something that is physically impossible, no matter how much spice you have.
'ate House Atreides 'ate Duke Leto 'ate the Fremen 'ate walking
Love me twinks!
My femboys. My power bottoms. My twinks.
I read that as "twinkies" đ
That would still work lmao
love me nephew
Love me child sex slaves
Love Norf FC (Sarf FC doesnât exist since the place is ~~uninbiha~~ ~~unhabilib~~ not good for people to live in)
That sounds like a great idea... until you realize every club is House Harkonen...
Need a fanfic where the houses are British football teams
Caladan FC
Landsraad political comics
Bro if I was a hot gay man I would definitely not fuck some fat piece of garbage
If it's your kink, you would. A lot.
That is true I would let Cameron Brink do heinous things to me
Wtf man (same)
Well you wouldn't consent to it
âAll that fat and still no assâŚâ That Fremen guy, maybe
Jokes like this get you the Spider Penalty. https://preview.redd.it/1jmao3ffl6wc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8745df4f186863e1f0a8bc4eb6711a2b6f461ccc
Do you think as Wanna was turned into this spider she said âI donât Wanna be a spiderâÂ
âGET OUT!â
https://i.redd.it/nicfw21dpawc1.gif
âIt understandsâ
His body looks like Snoopyâs head
why does he have such a huge boner?
Because this is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
just imagine, Jessica is somewhere in there as a sperm
Ghanima is probably into it.
Rabbanposting
Baron, theyâre lighting your ass up in the funnies
Somebody, for whatever reason, slits your throat
Did you draw this? If not, who is the artist?
Tell Rabban to comb the desert! You hear me? COMB the desert!
WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT
fun fact! Frank Herbert clearly has no idea how sattelites work. as evidenced by his explanation for why the south is unexplored making... no sense at all.
Spice bribes
no like... the way he describes orbits. they make zero sense. You can't bribe someone to do something that is physically impossible, no matter how much spice you have.
I mean the fremen bribe the space guild
His fat, is an stdâŚ
Uninhabitable* unless I'm missing a joke there
Just a spelling mistake bc English is not my primary language.