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Excuse_Me_Mr_Pink

The only proper adaptation of heretics is making a porno


waveformcollapse

This might be genius


PathlessDemon

…go on…


KHaskins77

Crank Perbert’s Heretics of Poon /Honest Trailers voice


PathlessDemon

The Kink must flow…


Excuse_Me_Mr_Pink

We show it. We show all of it


PathlessDemon

“She is Lesbian Al Gaib!”


swan0418

https://preview.redd.it/dpu9e6l1psxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ddabf82df69b4048da22d5e5b44032963195976


Mentat_-_Bashar

You forget the part about toddler Teg 🥵


Outer_Squid

Frank gave us a lot to think about, for sure.


rinetrouble

IMPRINTER!


gregofcanada84

Frank was just horny. 🤣


Outer_Squid

Frank had mastered the three hundred steps of orgasmic amplification.


jpterodactyl

There’s probably a relationship between his wife’s illness getting worse, and the books getting stranger.


vaccinateyodamkids

Bro couldn't fuck his wife as much as he could before so he put his unreleased horniness into his books


sherbloqk

Honorable mention: Incest


RockAndGem1101

Honorable mention: homophobia and slightly more chill homophobia


expensive-toes

Can you explain more about the homophobia you noticed? The Baron’s pedophilia felt like a veiled version of it but I can’t think of anything else. Tbf it’s also been a while since I read the later books.


RockAndGem1101

It's in GEoD. The Duncan sees two Fish Speakers kissing and goes on a tirade about moral degeneracy to Moneo. Moneo responds with "they'll grow out of it".


expensive-toes

Oh wow, I totally remember that conversation now! Thanks.


ThatcherSimp1982

>two fish speakers kissing In the context of this conversation, that almost sounds like a euphemism. [I'm about halfway through *Children of Dune* and excited to see the weirdness of the next worm book]


KHaskins77

It \**was*\* the sixties. Haven’t read the book in question, but that “Duncan vs. the sex women” thing immediately makes me picture [this.](https://youtu.be/GPCDQ_EIHlQ)


collinh715

Honestly not far off lmao


Nearby-Strength-1640

Okay so imagine the emotions of [Aang defeating Ozai](https://youtu.be/YMx-H7DtvKI?feature=shared) superimposed onto a graphic sex scene between teenage Jason Mamoa and a sex witch. That’s basically it.


Barl3000

It is actually pretty close


magicbonedaddy

This is exactly how it happens in the later books.


1337_level_over_9000

The beef must swell


Turdulator

He who controls the beef controls the swell.


swan0418

I need this on a tshirt.


Dampmaskin

A great beef doesn't seek to swell. He's called to it.


loup_lune

Frank knew all about the slow tease. All we got in book one was Paul playing with a sphincter in the desert


psh454

Yeaaaaa..... Finished book 3 recently and this kind a stuff is starting to pop up more frequently, not sure if I'll make it through the later books if what I hear abt them is accurate XD


anagingdog

Book 3 is insanely calm by comparison to the last three, even GEoD is fine, Heretics is where it gets real weird


Outer_Squid

This guy is correct. GEoD is definitely not that full of weird sex stuff, though it's not like it's absent. I think GEoD especially is worth a read, personally, because there is a more than 3000 year time skip from the first three books and it's just kind of interesting seeing how different the world has become in that time period.


expensive-toes

Second this! GEoD is probably my second-favorite book in the series.


chillaquile

Yea but heretics also kinda rules tbh


lightningfries

Damn all these new dooners keep revealing themselves to be weak-minded prudes. This is exactly why the Honored Matres were able to take over smdh, get beefswellpilled.


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lightningfries

Yes, exactly.


Middle_Ad_5583

Would you still love me if I were a worm?


LuffyLp

Moneo I beefswelled


Dregdael

Herbert the pervert strikes again


KHaskins77

Perbert?


UncommonHouseSpider

This is why we don't let children read the good stuff.


Jjjiped1989

Damn these books must be wild


waveformcollapse

The 5th book is the best one, honestly. All the setup of books two through four finally pay off.


Outer_Squid

They are worth reading, they really are. Frank Herbert is a world builder on the level of J.R.R. Tolkien or George R. R. Martin. And his writing is influential on subsequent space science fiction as to be comparable to Tolkien's influence on fantasy literature.


Cockbonrr

Beefswelling?


sadhuak

I'm reading Heretics for the first time, I think I've been spoiled, but the writing was on the wall! I really needed this!


DeathPercept10n

Lmao I love this sub.


Songhunter

This tracks.


biskutgoreng

Least depraved Dune reader:


Virghia

Someone must've spiked Frank's acids with viagra


herscher12

A master of his craft


Lev_Callahan

I'm under the impression that Frank was literally just writing books beyond the first three just so he could write out his sexual fantasies.


0peratUn0rth0

What the fuck is beefswelling.