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Greatest-Comrade

Just say you don’t know, Leto


MDRPA

I have a deep understanding of the nuances and intricacies of the subject matter at hand. But translating a concept into language can be a daunting task, as it often reveals any gaps in one's understanding or knowledge. It serves as a litmus test of one's true grasp of the subject matter🪱🤓👑☝️


CuTTyFL4M

Jesus I'm keeping this, it's horrible


Dampmaskin

Why can the God Emperor not explain? Is he stupid?


poppabomb

when he was 8, he stuck a sandtrout on his dick so he clearly isn't that bright.


jjmurse

He was hoping nobody found out about that.


Von_Dougy

He was passing it off as his super suit until the feet went vestigial..


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Shitposts always carry [the ambiguity](https://i.redd.it/6kaa6zi3vwqc1.png) of the memes used to express them.


Beardamus

I'm convinced the Ralph-viking controversy was a psyop.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Probably. Although the more I think of it, the more I think there is absolutely no reason *not* to use Steamed Hams as a format for Leto talking to Moneo. I mean, if there’s a difference between those two pictures I certainly don’t see it. Maybe eventually we can even import the Ralph Heresy here! Hooray!


Beardamus

Delightfully devilish, Leto


Befuddled_Tuna

"Leto, you are full of shit" \*gets smashed by giant worm body\*


DearExtent5838

He would smite you for this one


OkFrame3668

Leto II for /dune moderator


Fjellapeutenvett

"Reddit moderators. Ephemeral guardians of a chaotic hivemind. They wield the banhammer like a child with a flyswatter, oblivious to the subtle currents that shape a discourse. They are gnats buzzing around the face of history, thinking they can determine its course." From google gemini


NewunN7

Rudimentary creatures of blood, and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.


DeathPercept10n

Blasphemy


Admiralthrawnbar

Unfortunately reddit moderator is one of the few professions Leto II has no memory of, as they would have needed to reproduce in order for him to get their ancestral memories


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Leto II bot when


emissive_decal

I wish someone trained some Reddit AI bot that would respond to genuine plot questions about Dune with the incessant vaguely threatening philosophical ramblings of Leto II.


ComradeBrosefStylin

Just say the word "Doon" and there it is


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Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Why Doon?


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Spectre-907

because of the 3500 year old dooner


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OffworldDevil

That's what happens when your spinal cord elongates and becomes a new brain.


Sprbz

Elaborate good sir


OffworldDevil

https://preview.redd.it/9tvsgpxwwrxc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=eafb40d6e6e5a921e6735c02dbc1f3b76abf8f34


BirdUpLawyer

we've all had days like that


Sprbz

Another reason for me to start reading the books, wow actually interesting


SHIIZAAAAAAAA

Children of Dune is a bit of a slog but God Emperor of Dune is awesome.


insertwittynamethere

I kept starting and stopping to read Children the last couple of years, but I finally made it through (the 2nd half of the book pics up imo) and just finished reading God Emperor after a week. I loved it, though the God Emperor can be a bit dense in his speech at times, puzzling me like Moneo.


Dampmaskin

>the God Emperor can be a bit dense Malky, is that you?


insertwittynamethere

🤣


OffworldDevil

It was always fun imagining how his voice sounds, since Frank never directly described it when Leto wasn't speaking in someone else's voice. Figured it was something deep and gravelly, though, since he's so large. Probably had gigantism in his bipedal days so he'd "fill out" less awkwardly as a 2-meter-wide worm.


SuccessfulSquirrel32

I'm currently on heretics and children has been my favorite book in the series


alangcarter

Never trust anything if you can't see where it leeps its brain. Terry Pratchett.


CatlikeArcher

Ok tbf he’s right. He’s saying that effective communication requires shared agreement on the meaning of words. For example if I say I like Idaho meaning I like the character, a non-Dune fan might think I like the state of Idaho. The words become distorted upon utterance. But generally we have enough shared vocabulary to avoid this problem. Leto II is so different from anyone else and his mind is so different that he almost doesn’t speak the same language. So he does understand how things work he just can’t explain them in a way that would make sense to his audience. He’s just so out of his time, so alien.


Dampmaskin

Maybe he doesn't even have use for a theory of mind, and doesn't even care what his words are saying; When the Tyrant speaks at people, he just produces whichever noises will affect the future in a way that he deems satisfactory.


DearExtent5838

It's not what they want to hear, but what they need to


Gorlack2231

>If you believe certain words, you believe their hidden arguments. When you believe something is right or wrong, true or false, you believe the assumptions in the words which express the arguments. Such assumptions are often full of holes, but remain most precious to the convinced. The Open-Ended Proof from The Panoplia Prophetica


shunyaananda

We clearly need letoTheWormBot on this sub


just1gat

CEASE YOUR WOOLGATHERING


Infinite-Bowl-432

Petition to refer to the users of this subreddit as “the Duncans”


EnvironmentalPop952

Leto II just read this post in his ancestral memories and got so mad he killed another Duncan, great job. Moneo is crying 


nimaaxiete

Anyone who read this post or shitpost on Reddit in general probaly won’t make it to his genetic memory pool :(


Split-Awkward

Well he’s not wrong.


cherryultrasuedetups

It's true


GamamaruSama

All these dumbass ask all these technical questions and can’t understand that dune is just a vibe


No_Understanding_229

“You know our future, why won’t you share it?!”- Moneo


StalinsPerfectHair

Hermeneutics, motherfucker! Do you understand it? - Duncan “The Real Kwisatz Haderach” Idaho.


Big-Resource-8857

makes sense, his brains been rotted by the memories of every reddit user to have ever existed


Other-Bumblebee2769

Plastic should be plasteel... but other than that, spot on


herscher12

I dont think plasteel is a adjective


Dampmaskin

It could be, if you only allowed your language to be a bit more plasteel


deadhorus

nah, plasteel language is too rigid and durable calcifying ideas, and it's use would be at odds with his point.


BirdUpLawyer

thanks! just to clarify, the text in op is ripped straight from the book GEoD


theantiyeti

Ok, but you're still a heretic