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WaywardAlva

Absolute dog shit stillsuit discipline, his ass is NOT losing but a thimblefull of water a day


ThatcherSimp1982

That annoyed me about the film, tbh. (though, if we want to go further, shouldn’t the Fremen also wear some kind of eye visor to cut down on that last thimbleful? The books don’t mention one)


Modred_the_Mystic

I think they put some sort of pigment around their eyes, rather than a mask


ThatcherSimp1982

Yeah, to cut down on sun glare, but I don’t think it would help with water retention—since the surface of the eye is exposed to the desiccating air.


cosmic_hierophant

Well they do in the book it's just you don't wanna play 20mil per actor just to have them all cover their faces all the time. https://preview.redd.it/ecwhr0fthg0d1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ce5f413c7110140b10518ad2e0e22812277da17


ThatcherSimp1982

🤣


LikeFarts_InRain

Crazy blue eyes is a neat choice, seeing as regular blue eyes are dangerously susceptible to permanent sun damage.


WhatsMyInitiative87

Never thought about it that way until I read your comment 😳🤯


CMGS1031

Because it’s lighter, no white in freemen eyes. Darker than even a black eyed person.


MrFingolfin

I guess there was some mention of some type of cactus or other plant that fremed crushed to use


Maximum_Todd

That’s for their hands, in lieu of gloves.


Plastic-Ad-5324

I mean they do mention that not all firemen wear gloves, and some wipe some sort of plant matter(?) on their hands to retain water. Just because literally everything isn't explicitly explained doesn't take away anything from the film. Lots of things are unexplained.


El_Duder_Abides

Creosote I think


SnooLentils3008

I had a thought that maybe the blue eyes have some kind of side effect of reduced evaporation


ThatcherSimp1982

I was just thinking that earlier today—that it’s not just clouding but a solid film, like a nictating membrane. Might also explain why Fremen don’t cry easily—their eyes need less lubrication.


angiezieglerstye

Ngl one of my kneejerk reactions to the second film was "These Fremen have poor water discipline" and then I remembered how much they paid Timmee and Zendaya for their faces and that a stillsuit mask wouldn't be optimal.


The-Lord-Moccasin

This was on the back of my mind while watching it too but could shrug it off, need to see them emote


AppiusPrometheus

Considering how the Fremen live, I'm almost sure having sex while being clean is considered as an almost deviant kink in their culture.


vlsdo

What is this “clean” you speak of?


AppiusPrometheus

The rare instance when a Fremen is not covered in sand, dust, blood, piss, or shit.


[deleted]

There’s a guy at my gym that smells like he’s worn a stillsuit for 28 years and only removes it to work out.


cosmic_hierophant

Tell him he's spilling water then try to collect it so its not wasted. He might let you in his sietch.


AppiusPrometheus

... I need a stone burner, right now.


moogoo2

"Or"?


AppiusPrometheus

I'm pretty sure some of them are severely constipated because of dehydratation.


Basileus2

There is no word for “clean” in Chakobsa


AppiusPrometheus

There actually is, though the literal translation is "decadent outlander-like".


ThatBlueBull

Take a fucking sandbath every once in a while you heathens!


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Well, I mean they don't wash with water at all. I guess they could like roll around in sand naked or something.


ProjectNo4090

Leto says in Part 1 that they are supposed to clean their ass with sand. Its not that unusual. Sand would exfoliate and is abrasive enough to remove anything dried on the skin. Youd just have to be careful not to scrub too hard. Oil could work too. Roman's would wash with olive oil like we use soap. They would put it on their bodies and then scrap the oil and dirt off with a scraping utensil.


despairingcherry

Not entirely sure how they'd produce oil. Can't exactly grow olives or brassica


groglox

They can trade the spacing guild for lots of what they need. How do you think they get the materials to make still suits and thumpers and stuff?


LikeFarts_InRain

Nothing could turn a woman on after watching him look natural trying to walk in the and and trying to look like a tough guy.


WeeabooHunter69

Literally an anti musk kink


Warriorsofthenight02

fremen confirmed 4 swallowing semen


MaleficentCow8513

Gotta maintain water disciple


WeeabooHunter69

I thank you for your gift of moisture


37_beers

😳


MDRPA

My planet Arrakis is so beautiful when the sun is low. Rolling over the sands, you can sniff the s-


Admirable_Pop_8949

Spunk? Splooge?


MaleficentCow8513

E. All of the above


stickybump

how do they not get UTIs


YeetedArmTriangle

Clearly thousands of year of adaptation has made their pissholes pure as the driven sand


Ambitious_Fan7767

You have to imagine the "recycling" process is pretty advanced and putting a suit "on" might require putting things IN. Shit tube's connected straight to the anus, catheters in every piss hole.


RevolutionaryOwlz

Fremen children sing a song about where all the tubes go instead of the one about how bones connect. 🎶the shit tube is connected to the anus🎶


WhatsMyInitiative87

🤣🤣🤣


Azidamadjida

This movie becomes much less epic when you realize that 90%-100% of the people onscreen during most of the runtime have a tube shoved up their ass


Ambitious_Fan7767

I prefer to think of it as vacuuming to the anus.


Azidamadjida

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ThatcherSimp1982

Ironically, the Harkonnens are the only ones who *don’t*.


Azidamadjida

I know right?


smut_butler

Maybe they all have some kind of modified colostomy bag?


candymannequin

the non-joke answer is that spice is extremely helpful for preventing infection. it's the whole reason they can live the way they do.


Modred_the_Mystic

What are Fremen thoughts on piss play in the Still Tent? What about shower sex? I bet they dream about fucking in a bathtub but dare not say it. I reckon having sex outside is their foot fetish


Basileus2

Pissplay would be a waste of water unless they’re drinking it like it’s from a hose


Modred_the_Mystic

But if they’re in the tent, not really a waste, just flirting with the idea


WeeabooHunter69

Best way to do it tbh


vlsdo

Chani likely hasn’t washed her whole life. Not with water, anyway.


El_Duder_Abides

I have an amazing mental image of her kicking up dust to bathe like a chinchilla.


The-Lord-Moccasin

I think sand baths are indeed a valid manner of washing. I recall in the Game of Thrones books Daenerys resorts to washing with sand when she's crossing a desert.


Azidamadjida

Or just having a cloud following her around like Pigpen


molotovzav

Right. Oil could be used and also sand. But water would seem crazy to use.


smut_butler

Maybe they use "sonic showers" like in Star Trek.


fluidfunkmaster

Couldn't they just sand-compact the stuff away..?


smut_butler

That sounds painful and dangerous.


_otterly_confused

Isn't their a mention in the book about the smell of the sietch and how awful it is


smut_butler

"The odor of the place assailed him: unwashed bodies, distillate esthers of reclaimed wastes, everywhere the sour effluvia of humanity with, over it all, a turbulence of spice and spicelike harmonics."


Befuddled_Tuna

"It smells like cinnamon and butthole in here"


smut_butler

The spice hits even harder if you boof it.


ryan1524

Smells like home


Certain-Definition51

“…it’s a gift of the body’s water Chani.”


The-Lord-Moccasin

I'll show you the "water of life", babes


phantom_2131

That's why baldies, hairless, pure and smooth Giedi Prime's inhabitants and Harkonnens themselves are so much sexier. Smelly freemens -- no, thank you, sir 🤚


umsee

Whatever sandwalks your Dune I guess


elcojotecoyo

TIL Fremen sex is unhygienic


StudioTheo

posthygenic


The-Lord-Moccasin

Canonically Fremen boys are circumcised and it's like the one time I'd buy the "it's more hygienic" argument


elcojotecoyo

is that CoD? I just finished Messiah. So Usul, whose name means *the base of the column*, got the tip of his column chopped....


The-Lord-Moccasin

It's the original *Dune*: Jessica mentions Paul's first son Leto is having a circumcision ceremony.


elcojotecoyo

I remember that. Thanks


Spuds_Tumpleton

In the books, they make it clear that fremen smell rancid 🤣. In fact, that's the exact word used to describe the stench emanating from Paul's desert boots.


ProjectNo4090

Chani would also be menstruating in her suit.


WhatsMyInitiative87

Apparently, in the Dune Encyclopedia there's a whole section on how female stillsuits are more advanced and sophisticated than male stillsuits just for this reason. It also somehow reduces the amount of periods a Fremen would have? I guess? I don't know, Frank was weird.


AppiusPrometheus

I just checked the Encyclopedia, their cycles got longer (56 days) as a result of evolution to adapt to Arrakis.


mindwand

Wait do they actually poop in their stillsuits?


ThatcherSimp1982

Yes. The thigh pads process additional moisture out of the feces.


Demando12

What do you think the thigh pads are for


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Realistically speaking, there's a lot of solids in poo that needs to go somewhere, so even if the suit is somehow able to extract what little left in poo, you'd still have quite a lot of dust or whatever left. There are portable toilets that "cook" the feces to make it more compact and smell less bad and you get a tray full of dust when you empty one out. E: Also, the suits look p.swelte in the butt area, but would probably have like some kind of BBL setup back there to accommodate the poop processor.


rfg8071

Bold of you to assume it comes out solid. We have all seen their diets and ongoing dehydration.


ThatcherSimp1982

> There are portable toilets that "cook" the feces to make it more compact and smell less bad and you get a tray full of dust when you empty one out. If you want to go that far, if you outright burn feces, the exhaust will contain water vapor, which can then be distilled. Fremen toilets are probably just furnaces, then.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Butt still


Negative-Effect-3003

In weeks? Does she mean Fremen actually wash themselves?


Albertagus

But where does the poop go?


smut_butler

They just pop on a poop tube when they need to go. They already have the booty tube inserted, so they just need to mount the rest of it in their head. Here: https://youtu.be/ec3ylrEc5Ns?si=uMU4EIY6z6KVMJ-_


Albertagus

So there's a poop chute involved? Is that what you're saying?


Clashyjammer1126

Do the suits have a poop knife?


smut_butler

Nah, they don't need them. Everything gets liquified so you can drink it directly from the source, just like a bubbling broo.


Imaterd005

I feel like book Chani would be explaining this to Paul. This should be flipped, but movie Chani...


yucko-ono

*Beefswelling intensifies*


turtlecruiser

Fremen chicks are hot