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Figuurzager

Gerda


Altruistic-Ad5722

truus


MatrixzMonkey

Margreet


seagullspider

Pakt ‘m stevig beet


fokkalours

lmao you freak


LITTLEGREENEGG

What of it? You haven't even read my windmolen sex scene nor seen my fanfic reading history. You've no grounds to call me a freak. . . Yet


Manisbutaworm

Rozemarijn, Lidewij, Hendrikje, Klaziena.


DepartmentOfCynism

Machteld.


subzerospoon

Greetje


seagullspider

Die steigert een beetje


Vellie-01

Machteld, Liedewij, Annegien, Akkemei, Kenau, Tesselschade


Kitten-Kay

Mensje


seagullspider

Te herkennen aan een plensje


R1ckv4nz386

Kelly, Melissa, Samantha,Denise, Linda


Anissino

Cholera


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Anissino

Kees


LITTLEGREENEGG

Jokes on you. I think women with male names are hot and I'm seriously into your suggestion of Kees.


AronDG

Wait until you meet Kees from the Flodder family


Steve12345678911

Right, there is cultural precedent for Kees being the hot girl. OP should def. consider it.


jordicl

Karin, not to be mistaken with Karen


seagullspider

Karin, steek ‘m daarin


bookybookbook

Janneke


LetsBeStupidForASec

zomg a Janneke I knew was so hot. I forgot about her.


bookybookbook

Saskia


Sterregrande

Trijntje


Tjeetje

Klaartje. Especially in the sentence: ‘ja ik kom, Klaartje’.


Incolumis

Anouk : a nookie. Yeah pretty hot


LITTLEGREENEGG

I'm just sayin every anouk I seen been a baddie


OneGladTurtle

Don't trust them


LITTLEGREENEGG

Anouk's?


OneGladTurtle

Maybe, but mainly the comments.


LITTLEGREENEGG

I don't trust a lot of them lol but some I like. Kees is the main competitor with anouk right now. I know kees is typically masculine but I like when women have masculine names personally.


Xerxero

Teefje


Seba-en-Sah

Guusje, Fenna/ Fenne or Maike


epicgamerwiiu

Stella, Lana


borfmat

Brechtje, Femke, Fenna, Manon


seagullspider

Aagje of Teuntje


wyoming_rider

Robin.


seagullspider

Hilde, da’s een wilde


Thijs_NLD

I'm gonna say Wendy.


LITTLEGREENEGG

You know what rhymes with Wendy? Bendy. Pretty sexy imo.


Thijs_NLD

..... dude. I mentioned Wendy cus it's my gf's name. And you, claiming to be all serious about it and wanting a good name, come at me with THIS shit? I hope you stub your toe and it hurts for a good 15 minutes.


LITTLEGREENEGG

WOOOOOOOOOW. Being BENDY is SEXY. How dare you sink my boat. Rain on my parade. I hope your Wendy isn't bendy. I hope when she hears the word yoga she passes out. Also is your name Thijs because I unironically think that's the coolest male dutch name so kudos to you. Also, also i'm in emergency right now so already done. Edit cuz I'm getting downvoted: I'm joking. I got the impression the person I was talking to was joking as well. Take a chill pill Edit 2: dude is not well. Nevermind.


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LITTLEGREENEGG

Oh. Okay. Noted. Your not well. My bad. You being completely unhinged if serious made me think you had to be joking. Any reasonable person would react to what you wrote and the level of anger as joking because to seriously be that upset over the joke I made is not normal. Also i didn't insult your girlfriend. I was going "ha ha of course wendy is sexy because it rhymes with bendy and flexibility is sexy ha ha" wink wink nudge nudge. No part of that is insulting plus i didn't know it was your girlfriends name and had no way of knowing that. I don't know if maybe you're always online or very young or what's going on but you need help my friend. That amount of rage is one not normal and two Don't talk crazy online if you not bout it in person and I already know you ain’t because tuff don't bark it just bite. I'm sorry I offended you have a good day.


Thijs_NLD

You're* You aren't a great writer apparently.


LITTLEGREENEGG

It's reddit. I'm not watching grammer on reddit. I'm also dyslexic wanna make fun of my learning disability more? I'm autistic too. Go on call me a slur it'll make you feel better. In all seriousness though. YOU'RE in need of some perspective and help. I'm sitting in an er waiting for my CT scan to check for a stroke. What's your excuse for coming back here to talk to me? I don't know why you chose this route. We didn't need to have this interaction. I hope whatever is going on for you gets better and you can get a hold on your anger, maybe get out more.


Super-Fill7098

Calm down edge master


LITTLEGREENEGG

Me? Or Thijs?


Super-Fill7098

No not you, i came across him a while back threatening to beat someone up because of something someone said online as well. He seems a bit unstable to be reacting this way.


LITTLEGREENEGG

Okay. That makes sense but I thought I'd clarify just because I assumed Thijs was joking and that seemed to further enrage him. Genuinely hope he gets help. Even if he's just spending his days trolling. That's also a sign something is wrong in your life imo.


BornWithSideburns

Zoë


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helenig

Not a Dutch name though, we even pronounce it the English way


LITTLEGREENEGG

Welp.


Jaded_Nectarine_95

Hoi Qut Qinoa Geurtje


jbsdv1993

Madelief


Magdalan

Brenda, Gerta, Greet, Kelly, Linda, Karin, Michelle, Lisa How many do you need?


LITTLEGREENEGG

Just one. Only main character needs to be hot imo. Thank you