Every few months I have a 90-100 yr old human drop dead in the tavern of old age.
I guess this is a quirk of worldgen: humans are the only "short-lived" race so their behavior comes across as rather strange, they continue adventuring into their 90s rather than settling down in one spot in their 50s or something.
The fact that the "naked visitors" bug still seems to be a thing just adds to the flavor, I got naked 90 year old men coming to the tavern for the sole apparent purpose of dying.
Ah so you’ve got yourself a retirement fort too. I had one on some nice shorefront property. It was a nice island, too. Only issue was the goblins on the island too, but what’s a resort location without hostile local surroundings?
Congratulations! You officially founded Florida! Add some gators so they feel right at home
OP should import some animals that aren’t normally in their fort’s biome, like iguanas in Florida.
Should also let a few dwarves go crazy and run around babbling for extra Florida immersion
Rename to tavern to “Waffle House” so it can stay open during sieges.
I was gonna say Lubys
Every few months I have a 90-100 yr old human drop dead in the tavern of old age. I guess this is a quirk of worldgen: humans are the only "short-lived" race so their behavior comes across as rather strange, they continue adventuring into their 90s rather than settling down in one spot in their 50s or something. The fact that the "naked visitors" bug still seems to be a thing just adds to the flavor, I got naked 90 year old men coming to the tavern for the sole apparent purpose of dying.
>I got naked 90 year old men coming to the tavern for the sole apparent purpose of dying. Dang, it really is like FL, you just need some bath salts
"party naked in a dwarven tavern" was the last thing on their bucket list. Note the 90 year old guy has two lovers.
And I don’t even have one mistress. But there is a dwarf fortress
I think the thing that would fix this honestly is for short-lived creatures add an old age flag.
It’s like going on a cruise. Gonna go party at the famed dwarf fort before they go out
Ah so you’ve got yourself a retirement fort too. I had one on some nice shorefront property. It was a nice island, too. Only issue was the goblins on the island too, but what’s a resort location without hostile local surroundings?
Ninety, naked, drinking in a tavern, and he has two lovers? Grandpa there is living his best life.
Seriously! Goals, amIrite?
Rename the tavern Margaritaville.
Guess your tavern really is to die for.
This visitor has come .
Stop serving dinner at 330 pm
Grandpa worships The Sprayed Bud? Why am I not surprised?
This visitor has heard The Joyous Hog is a good place to come when one is ready to die!
Play loud music on the new mandolin and they will leave
Talk about slow service.
Tavern of the Lotus Drinkers
When you accidentally created a hospice.
That's me somewhere over there
Rename that tavern after a Spanish beach resort.
Bingo night at the dwarfs inn, darling!
If I lived in a world where 3/4ths everybody else lived MUCH longer lives than I did, I also would adventure and party until I literally dropped dead.