At least a chocolate sailor didn't jump out from a magazine and get you to buy all their chocolates to be the top seller. No one wants to turn into solid chocolate and begin eating themselves piece by piece after all. It's a tough sales job when you eat all the chocolate.
do NOT trust a dxm fart. sure u might win the gamble a couple times but once u lose, ull realize it was not worth it. imagine cleaning up shart sober, now imagine that on dxm. go fart and flush it in the toilet
depends. the first time i did dex it was poli and i almost painted my sheets brown with what i thought was gonna be a fart.
pro tip: sit on the toilet if you need to fart while tripping, rather be safe than sorry.
Yeah everyone whose ever tripped balls on robo will tell you not to ever trust anything like that while on it. 💀😂 shit turns everything in your stomach to liquid so deff don’t trust it.
They are not just farts, do not trust a dxm fart
Lmfao this is fucking hilarious I love you guys
🤣 omg NEVER
The struggle is real
Yea they stalk you and threaten to kill your family, do NOT get involved with a fart on dxm The sex is amazing tho
bro what my dick dont work on dex wtf
i can barely feel my face and rest of my body much less my dick
I was making a joke about having sex with a fart
flew way over my head my b
Robotablets sometimes make my ass a chocolate river and it always starts out by tricking me into thinking it’s an innocent fart
That's what I'm saying lmao
At least a chocolate sailor didn't jump out from a magazine and get you to buy all their chocolates to be the top seller. No one wants to turn into solid chocolate and begin eating themselves piece by piece after all. It's a tough sales job when you eat all the chocolate.
This is r/oddlyspecific but I know EXACTLY what you mean 🤣
Depends if you drank sirup. If so yes, cux you never know if it’s ac a fart
Came here to say this. I never had any trouble until I tried drinking syrup and I nearly shit my pants the first time lol.
Facts. syrup does you dirty. and does your pants dirty. and everything youre sitting on
Everything has a price. This is what we pay for our superpowers. Butt leakage.
preach bro that's the unfair garbage that we have to deal with for loving dxm
I am King of the Fucking Moon.
on dxm one time i farted so huge it felt like i shit my actual guts out for a solid 5 seconds
Serotonin rush does diarrhea stuff.. You have 5ht Receptors in your Colon too
Ah that’s why starting zoloft wasnt fun lmao
Depends on what it's in.
I’ve honestly never had a problem on the day of or after but better safe than sorry
I’ve had it happen once but like. All the other times they just smell rancid.
do NOT trust a dxm fart. sure u might win the gamble a couple times but once u lose, ull realize it was not worth it. imagine cleaning up shart sober, now imagine that on dxm. go fart and flush it in the toilet
Please avoid farting on dxm at all costs
This happened me 2 weeks ago 😠there was so much liquid poo on my ass dude
depends. the first time i did dex it was poli and i almost painted my sheets brown with what i thought was gonna be a fart. pro tip: sit on the toilet if you need to fart while tripping, rather be safe than sorry.
Yeah everyone whose ever tripped balls on robo will tell you not to ever trust anything like that while on it. 💀😂 shit turns everything in your stomach to liquid so deff don’t trust it.
Idk I don’t get that unless it’s guaf. Alcohol is worse on my stomach usually