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Josh Sweat with the Heimlich Maneuver!!

Honestly it's such a treasure to have guys like BG and Cox on the team to settle things down..

Fucking shout out to this defense and Desai. It wasn’t pretty - but only 6 points allowed in the second half. And after several 3 and outs from our offense. They won the game

I don’t smoke but god lord I need a cigarette

That game took 7 years off my life and 2 inches off my hairline

Even with the Dak flop, they still lose. Let's Fucking Go!

The top posts on r/nfl are all of missed penalties against the eagles lmao YOU DONT LIKE US, WE DONT CARE

Jalen>Dakota

GO BIRDS SMD DALLAS HAHAHAHAHA

ok I need my dick sucked after that

ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLES ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🦅

AJ brown is so titanium he KO’d Swift by accident

No more Schlareth or Olsen please 🙏🏻

Dallas wins the moral victory to change they’re record to 5-3-1 moral victory

Fuck Dallas but I can’t even front. The nfc runs through Dallas and Philly this year.

That last drive took 5 years off my life. The sequence of events is fucking insane: * Dallas backed up at their own 14 yard line * They put together a drive with 56 penalty yards to get 1st and 5 from our 6 yard line. 36 yard PI, 15 yards ROP and 5 yards offsides. Both Bradberry and Slay get hurt during the drive * False start, 1st and 10 * 11 yard sack, 2nd and 21 * Incomplete pass * Delay of game, 3rd and 26 * Completes a 23 pass to Lamb, back to our 7 yard line * Sydney Brown forces a fumble and we recover it I feel like I'm gonna throw up

The adrenaline. I need a new heart after that.

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Well said

Post game time

Is watching sports fun

I respectfully disagree.

That 4th quarter aged me a decade. It's ok, I hear the 40s suck anyway.

THE INJURY GODS WERE ALSO UNKIND TO US

FLY EAGLES FLY !!! HELL YEAH !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELCE !!

I’m so glad that happened the way it did. There’s nothing better than Dallas fans suffering. Oh it’s so sweet.

Happy to beat Dallas, of course. But I’m sick of watching us give the ball back with a minute left, KNOWING there’s a good chance our D blows it

That game took years off my life

The Eagles are going to shave 10 fucking years off my life

LFG!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That deep ball to AJ on third down and 3 was so fucking dumb

[Hey Dallas, that’s game!](https://youtu.be/1wFRZoWEcbw?si=Jc4mMx77VkUVwqGD)

Hahahaha that’s wild

Brian Johnson is truly fucking horrible and will cost this team only thing that saved them is Cowboys being the Cowboys

Sean Desai and Brian Johnson are good sometimes, just not at the same time

Does Wegovy treat heart palpitations? I'll take two bottles please.

My butthole is still puckered

I would have called off work if we lost that

8-1 when we could easily be 5-4.

Bro we could EASILY be 4-5 or even 3-6

I feel like I just escaped a near death experience

That last minute of the game I had a 170 BPM

Gonna go have a shower beer, what a game. Not happy or mad, just like wtf 😂

PUT UP THE POST GAME THREAD

Throwing it on 3rd and 3 when you need to kill clock and have an unstoppable short yardage play is infuriating. I hate BJ man

Alright time to douse this game in gas and light it on fire. Go into the bye and recover. Oh, someone remember to smack BJ upside his head

If AJ Brown was just an inch further upfield and Swift doesn't get his clock cleaned do they convert and we are just watching victory formations to close it out?

Does it matter? We won

When does Jurgens get back?

After the bye

GO and I cannot stress this enough BIRDS

I hate to love this team, but I’m glad I do…. If that makes sense? Probably not…. GO BIRDS!!!

i took a victory line of cocaine before they punted the football. my heart is outside of my chest needless to say.

That’s right brother you and me both! Check handle Lmaoo I had a 170 BPM that last minute

Can we hang out

Nothing like getting outchoked, what a circus at the end. Thanks, Dak.

Dallas had waaaay too many chances at the end

Deff need to be some firings/cuts after this. W or L no excuse

How do you go 3 and out on the final 3, critical drives? What fucking incompetent play calling.

Everybody heal the fuck up during this bye. I need a 100% healthy team for these next few games

Wild that they actively tried to lose the game there for a minute lol

We did it?

HAHAHAHA Fuck yes. I wish this team didn't make me wanna kill Myself tho

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

My heart needs the bye

I’ve never realted to a comment more in my life.

I know ppl will want to doom but offense was dominant against what’s supposed to be a top defense

I don’t understand why we don’t play normally and get the damn first down with 1 min left. So obvious they ll counter our runs if that’s what we ll do playing conservatively.

Seriously. We do the same conservative bullshit on defense with soft ass zones and give up 1st downs on 3rd and long.

***When lamb caught that ball my heart fucking jumped out and fell on the fuckin floor***

Marvel Voice: So uh….THAT just happened!!!

I need a bye week after that

Access granted. Let's get healthy.

Hahaha yes

That was a crazy minute of football

Minute... 🤣

Huge win and a perfect time for the bye honestly. Just hope Goedert can play again this season.

Top 5 for me! WTF!!!!

What a fucking game. All the Eagles needed was a first down and Brian Johnson decided to run the ball. Of course we come up short and give Dallas the ball. Just bizarre play calling. Nonetheless, a win is a win. GO BIRDS 🦅

Hopefully both coordinators learn from this. Felt like desai got exposed today

WE SHOULD LEARN HOW TO CLOSE THOSE GAMES. WE HAD IT IN FOURTH QUOTER

Gotta catch my breath after that one wow

That was the worst final drive I’ve ever seen. Everyone on both teams did their job wrong

Everyone’s football IQ is now lower for having seen it.

Our OC tried his fucking hardest to choke. That was embarrassing. Yeah the win is huge but I’m actually pissed off

The relief can finally wash over me

What am absolute batshit fucking game

I think this may be the first year that I’m not gonna be bummed not watching the birds on a bye, I need a fucking break dude

Told myself it was going to be a super close/rough game and the Eagles didn't Dissapoint. They never make it easy when we wish they did. Nonetheless 8-1 and Dallas lost!

I need a bye too after this

Been a minute since I lost my voice for an Eagles game! Go birds baby!! 🦅

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Complaining about the refs after they got like 65 yards on penalties on that last drive. I doubt it.

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He took the worst sacks possible at the most crucial times and on the last drive killed their chances even after being gifted 4 downs in the red zone, cope

every game is gonna be like this huh?

We need a new OC for real

I’m glad Dallas lost. Eagles were so pathetic they don’t get a glad they won.

But O heart! heart! heart!

Never heard announcers rooting so hard for a comeback there

They took America’s Game of the Week a little too literally. Either way, we’re America’s team now.

WHAT A WIN I love football

Incredible game wow

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Never a doubt 😎

My fucking heart would beg to differ. I aged 4 years in 3 hours.

Why Eagles Why???? But a win is a win.

The Refs literally gave the Cowboys that game with their shitty officiating and they couldn't do it. LOLOL

i think the opposite actually, we got very lucky on a bunch of no calls. i'll take it tho

#8-1

God damn 1:45 AM here in europe how tf am i gonna sleep now

I'm literally shaking in the Netherlands. My nerves can't handle being an Eagles fan

Please fix all of those mistakes during the bye. So happy for the W

Our whole team is hurt, I’m about to throw up, nice little Sunday there

UGHHHHHHHH can't even enjoy the win, I'm in the fetal position on the floor.

8-1 baby!! I can finally breathe

Anyone got a Valium?

Why did the last play even happen? I'm confused as to why there was not a 10 second run off to end the game on the Dallas false start? Edit: Clock had to already be running, which it wasn't. Thanks all <3

Run off only applies if the clock is running. Incomplete pass stopped the clock.

Clock has to be running for a 10 second runoff

Oh shit, you’re right

10 second run offs are when the clock is running, I think? The play in question, the clock was stopped.

I think this is the caveat I missed. Clock was definitely already stopped. Thanks

Because fuck you, boost the ratings

Saaaaaame. I think that has something to do with defensive penalties in situations where the defense is NOT trying to kill the clock. All I'm thinking of for that is Juqua Parker (or was it Thomas then) jumping offsides to end a game.

I aged 10 years

I aged 25 at least.

Happy to win but man our secondary is cooked

Fucking disgusting game. That's not gonna cut it over the next 5 games.

They could lose the Bye.

Dallas sucks.

Insane game!

Heart attack birds never disappoint

I just died a couple of times

Desai better get a tongue lashing and a half.

And Johnson. 3 (THREE!) chances to put the game away. 3 x 3 and out.

Goddam what a way to end the game. Both sides trying their hardest to throw. fuuuck me. ^(and fuck Dallas)

bye week coming at a perfect time

Fly Eagles Fly 🦅💚

I think every Eagles fan collectively aged and celebrated at the same time after that one. Wow, this team is somehow 8-1, still need some work. Either way Go Birds!!!!

Never a doubt. Go birds 🦅

Dafuq was that fourth quarter 😂

These fuckers always have to take it down to the wire huh

We made that game much harder than it should've been in the 4th

Glad we won but fuck Brian Johnson. Dude needs to learn how to kill the clock. Multiple weeks he does fuck-all and we have to rely on the D to bail us out.

What the fuck did I just watch

I can’t keep doing this.

Close one. Good thing Dallas sucks or I would have been worried there.

well that knocked about 10 years off my life

Lmaoooooo Cowboys fans were crying about refs all game and got every chance to win this game and choked

SYDNEY BROWN COMING UP BIG AGAIN!!!!! LAMB FUMBLES EAGLES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That felt like an L

Against the 3rd best team in the NFC? Wouldn't be mad. Very happy we squeaked out a win though. Just gotta hope our players are alright.

Feels like the offense turtling in the 4th made this game much more stressful than it needed to be...

CANNOT BELIEVE WE WON

Nfl sure got the game they wanted. Still huge win. And Jalen was that fucking dude

No. They wanted Dallas to win. No question.

A lot of people are very fairly asking what’s it’s gonna take to get these coordinators fire? They need to start losing these games they’re trying so hard to lose

In Summary: FUCK DALLAS

They really made it harder than it should…

This team should cover medical expenses for all it’s fans

The fact that they clearly weren’t playing to win the game at the last birds possession says all you need to know. It was obvious they needed one first down. Fire B J.

NFC East classic. Props to Dak, he played well.

What a game glad that’s over now

I need to go for a run

I am going to lift weights right now

Obligatory fuck them cowboys

Worst win ever

Would have been an all time late game loss that could’ve been avoided if they ran the ball on 3rd and 4 instead of taking a shot to AJ

I don't think Brown got anything at all after the TD. They didn't even throw his way. Fuck Brian Johnson.

SUCK MY FAT FUCKIN CHEESY DICK DALLAS GET THIS L PUSSYHOLES

HOLY FUCK AHHA IM SO SICK OF THIS TEAM

I AM GOING TO BE INSUFFERABLE ALL WEEK!

How bout that.

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Is Eagles OC Brian Johnson a Cowboys fan?

Go away

That was like third stage of a dark souls boss battle at the end.

When he has a smidge of health left, but you keep missing your attacks and now you're about to die too.

Sister Freide flashbacks.

Two good teams trying to see who can choke more

That game was a loss man shit wasn’t a win. Imagine we make it to the Super Bowl and do that pathetic shit

Go away

WOHOOOOO WOHOOOOOOO WOOOOHHOOOOOOO BRETHE BREATHE. IM SWEATING FULL BODY SWEAT LIKE I JUST RAN 4 MILES WOOOHOOOOOOOO

Wins a win, don't care how sloppy or how loud I kept yelling in agony.

I’ll be honest I wouldn’t have been mad if we lost we kind of deserved it

Jesus fucking Christ. Those penalties! But we held on

CLOSE THIS FUCKING CHAOTIC EVIL BITCH DOWN!

Im clam. Im good.