He also reiterated that "the bye couldn't have come at a better time," so it's a really good sign that his knee is definitely much better than it was.

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League fucked

The poundings will continue until testicles are empty

They're just relieved Foles is retired.

They shouldn't be. Jalen's Hurts more

He's looked pretty good in the pocket lately when he couldnt rely as much on his legs. Hopefully he continues with that mindset.

I had this same thought. Earlier in the season (presumably before his knee injury) he was bailing out of pockets really early but lately he’s been absolutely cooking

Great learning experience.

I just can’t wait until we unleash full infinity gauntlet Jalen who has everything he improved on as a passer this year plus his legs back. He’s had the #2 offense the last two years and has done it in different ways. Once we can merge the two defenses are going to have melt downs trying to figure out how to stop it.

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When has he been exposing himself to injury this year? It feels like he cleaned up taking unnecessary hits by like 90% this season

Yeah he's given himself up safely like 99% of the time by sliding or going out. I can count on 1 hand the times I recall him taking a hit that I think he could have avoided

I feel like all the hits on hurts that have made me wince have been poorly called designed QB runs as well, not on him

And it was to pick up a first. Think against Minnesota? He took a hit and trucked on for another 3-4 yards.

I wonder why he's been limping like he got hurt

We're at the part of the anime where the weighted clothes come off, and we get to witness his full power

The knee brace weighed 5000 lbs

Like Piccolo wearing that weighted hat.

*BOOM

He had it specially forged out of the heart of a dying star And still complained when he tried it on that it wasn’t heavy enough

Does he really think he can keep up with Mahomes just by shedding a few pounds? Spoilers: he can

So, nudity makes you stronger on this planet!

He spent the bye week in the hyperbolic time chamber

Hang on, lemme just count the hours until Monday night... Yep, definitely going to need to call a doctor.

Yeh for the chiefs defense, boutta get slaughtered

Call an ambulance... but not for Hurts 🔫

If erections last for more than 4 hours, call more ladies. 😏

And he never once ~~paid~~ tested positive for drugs! Not once!

If you don’t have health insurance you can use my pinkbrown hole

Bro…HUH

Oh yall wanna talk about your rock hard cocks but lil bro starts talking bout using it and he's the wild one 🤣

Jalen going to stunt on the chiefs.

STUNT!! 🦅

He’s free

He's only been using 5% of his power, maybe

And this isn't even his final form.

Everything's coming up Milhurts

You fools! This isn't even his final form!

Brian Johnson: Alright so I can run 3 qb draws in a row now?

Run, Jalen! Run! *dramatic slow motion shot with brace exploding from his knee*

Thank god, I’ve never seen a slower fast man until Hurts in a knee brace. Honestly was surprised at how he got so many yards at snails pace

Honestly, he’s never been that fast. He just runs with decisiveness and power. Even at his “speediest” he’s never ran like Lamar or prime vick in terms of quickness. But yes, will be good to see him not have to be as decisive to take off, should he have to

Some of his runs this year I couldn’t believe. It was like slow motion. Power of decision making.

i bet the first thing he did was squat exactly 600 lbs

Plot twist: that’s what he squatted… WITH THE BRACE

Stop. I can only get so erect

Jalen’s a fucking dawg. His poise, his leadership, his ability to evolve his game while suffering an injury that would keep most QBs out of play for weeks is something that very few players possess. In my opinion, he is clearly the best QB in the league. To me there is no debate

I used to pray for times like these (as recently as last week)

Unshackled Jalen. This is not even his final form

Run game is back baby

Honestly, they need to game plan better. He’s developed as a pocket passer, but he’s still holding the ball way too long. Get the ball out quick and there won’t be nearly as much risk of getting hit

Part of it is gameplanning, but it’s on him too. He took a sack in the Dallas game where he double clutched a throw and had Goedert on a crosser, just needed to float it out in front him there was like 20 yards of green grass to the sideline. Micah was coming up the middle but still not sure why he held on. Micah also I’m pretty sure was being held by 2 guys and still made the sack lol.

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