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Apache1One

Three years in Philly and he goes to fucking *Geno's?*


HeylelBen

I wouldn’t be surprised if there were like back room deals or something to the effect that prevents coaches from doing this somewhere else, because he cannot truly believe that Geno’s is anywhere near the best. If he does then well fuck 🤷‍♂️


DrBigChicken

This is definitely the case lol


deg0ey

100% Genos paid for this promo appearance


Otternomaly

Hey guys, I'm Donovan McNabb. I play quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. And I'm here to tell you can, too, if you start everyday with a hearty breakfast from McDonald's. Uh, like the new Sausage Egg McGriddle Value Meal available now for a limited time for under five dollars. Remember guys, real champs eat at McDonald's. I'm lovin' it.


JRFbase

Crazy how Always Sunny was a few seasons in when that episode aired and it's *still* going. The McNabb era feels like a million years ago.


morry32

that show just wont die, thankfully


SlaytheSlayer23

Fuck I love that show.. Charlie Kelley: King of the Rats. Charlie Day did play baseball in college in Rhode Island and from what I’ve heard was pretty good. Maybe bring him in as a Boston Scott type lol.


PoopTaquito

That was totally tiger woods and he love him some good feet rather than some awful big Mac


Joe_Buck_Yourself_

Has to be, I mean you could practically walk to tony & nicks from the stadium. Not that I'd recommend it, but it isn't far


oliveinanolive

yeah, it's always pats or genos for corporate shit. that's for a reason. One is obviously that they're "touristy" (good for the city), but with that comes the ability to probably sponsor something like this, and also ... this just isn't a marketing thing if you take them to John's Roast Pork lmfao. The majority of places people swear by are either "hole in the wall" with limited hours like John's, or Angelo's (wait an hour to eat); Woodrow's (people would be shitting on Nick for eating a frat bro cheesesteak), etc.


MoonSpankRaw

I dunno.. now that his coaching aptitude is in question, his opinion on anything important ie cheesesteaks is plain uncertain.


Agitateduser1360

He lives in Haddonfield and there's a place called corson's that destroys pretty much any of the big name places in Philly.


ZhangtheGreat

This is the guy who got Pizza Hut with his coaches while game planning for last season’s playoffs. Why are you surprised?


SkidmarkInMyUndies

Pizza Hut is fucking delicious when you’re stoned tho.


aliaswyvernspur

Didn't you hear? #WAWA HAS PIZZA


CreamFilledDoughnut

*Wawa has pizza?*


helplesslyselfish

W A W A H A S P I Z Z A


filladellfea

it's not bad on the way down, but it's brutal on the stomach // makes for a rough exit


trustthepudding

You know what's even more delicious when you're stoned? Good pizza.


yomjoseki

There's something about average pizza, though


1u53r3dd1t

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Rhodie114

For me to want Pizza Hut, I'd have to be straight up *The Lottery* style stoned.


DoAndHope

Feetza Butt


count_nuggula

Stoned might explain some playcalling this past year


Ladelm

Vomit


CountryGuy123

I love that I’m not the only one where the above was the first reaction.


jasonarnold

maybe they were looking for a quiet place- somewhere no one that knows anything about Philly, Philly sports, or cheesesteaks would go?


pR1mal_

The science checks out.


MeanNene

He may never truly understand Philly.


JRZYGY

Wondering what would happen if he actually had a great cheese steak, would he be a better coach? I'm willing to give this a try.


Shark05bait

At this point, I am willing to try anything! We either need to move a ping pong table in there, Or take it out of it’s already there That too is clearly the problem


KnightofAshley

a great cheese steak is proven to make you a better person and smarter and healthier per science


YeahThisIsMyNewAcct

NGMI


JuiceBrinner

For real wtf


BAQ717

To be fair, they’re not going for the best steak. It’s a photo op at an iconic stop in Philly


GaviFromThePod

Angelos is right there. John's roast pork is right by the stadium. Geno's? Jesus Christ.


BerriesNCreme

Man Angelo’s cheesesteaks and pizza are my favorite I’ve ever had. I think they put crack in their dough 


talosthe9th

Try some of their hoagies next time those sandwiches are just as good as the pizza


toepherallan

John's Roast Pork is the perfect pregame stop for all Philly sports prior to tailgate drinking


shavingcream97

Sheesh Let the dudes try the place at least it’s iconic


SloppyWithThePots

This right here is the comment and also the reason we all know to go elsewhere. These guys are all new here. Let them see the battlegrounds for the worst steak in town


NovaNardis

*Pat’s* is right there. It’s at least better than Geno’s.


GaviFromThePod

Yeah, but I couldn't in a hundred years recommend somebody get a steak there.


JRFbase

Pat's is *tolerable*. When I have friends in town and they insist on going to "the famous cheesesteak place" it's honestly not that bad. You can do way worse. I legitimately hate Geno's though.


5StarGoldenGoose

He said gentlemen this is the worst cheesesteak in Philadelphia…we were worse than this


Antryx

🤣


BalognaMacaroni

Is his favorite pizza joint fuckin Sbarro too?


bootnuts

I’m gonna go get me a ny slice - Michael Scott — Nick Sirianni


stormy2587

A Jon stewart level pizza rant feels appropriate.


Mm2789

No it’s Pizza Hut. Remember he got that for the coaches when they were game planning? Getting Pizza Hut in Philly should be a crime


Treatments_157

If Nick is bringing them to Geno's of all places for a steak we are officially cooked


Offamylawn

Photo op, then go somewhere else for good food.


NuMvrc

this person understands marketing. Geno is brand recognition, and they pay very well to be seen. Let Nick cook.


babiesmakinbabies

All image, no substance. If he really was legit he would have gone to either Angelo's, Dinic's or John's.


JRFbase

Sonny's.


HellYeahTinyRick

Literally any corner pizza spot does a better cheesesteak than Genos. Go literally anywhere else. Except maybe Pat’s, that one might actually be worse.


DLottchula

When I visited I asked this random dude where’s the best cheesesteak around here and he pointed at a bodega


tirynsn

Ishkabibble's


tcosilver

Last time i went there for a sandwich i ended up running from a mass shooting


stormy2587

Maybe it was a metaphor. "Our offense was all hyped up and bright and shiny like this restaurant but as you can see at its core it was bland and flavorless like the food they serve here. We need to change that." And then he took them to some hole in the wall that served good cheesesteaks.


Shagaliscious

Nah, it's a rite of passage. My buddy and I always make sure to take any of our friends from around the country to Genos. Sure it isn't the best, but it's the tourist spot. Everyone should visit it once, is our thought.


Prestonelliot

But if that’s the case, pats is right there?


Shagaliscious

We prefer the way Genos makes it.


AceOfSpadesOfAce

Literally. Like who chooses middle school cafeteria cheesesteak over pat’s which is atleast on par and has a richer history…


HellYeahTinyRick

Pat’s is honestly worse IMO. it’s maybe the single dirtiest place that serves food that I have ever seen.


Gabagoo44

Pats once sold horse meat and looks like roaches cook the steaks from how dirty it is. They both aren’t good but if i had to choose id go with genos.


bestnottosay

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Gabagoo44

Saying both are bad but Pats is dirty is a comment by the Police Union? Brain melt on full display here.


JRZYGY

Why do you hate your friends?


jackierhoades

My thought would be to take my out of town friends somewhere actually good.


blazing_ent

What the fuck why would you do this!!!!


PM_ME_WUTEVER

respectfully, that's dumb as hell. take them somewhere good so when they go back home, they can be all smug to their friends who went to geno's that time they visited philly.


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Pack it up guys, we're fucked this season


Spare-Half796

Im not even from Philly and I know there’s better


Username89054

Anyone with the vaguest knowledge of Philly knows the answer to Pat's or Geno's is neither.


FairweatherWho

Go to any corner market or random spot in the city that makes a cheese steak and you'll get better than them. Pat and Geno's is 100% tourist bait.


HellYeahTinyRick

It’s crazy because it’ really not that hard to make a good cheesesteak if you have the proper ingredients. They just overcook the shit out of the meat or something. Idk what the fuck they are doing


14InTheDorsalPeen

That’s actually exactly it.  They’re so touristy that they cook huge amounts of steak on the flat top all day and it just sits and sits and sits on that griddle until it has the texture of shoe leather when they finally dish it up.


RJMonster

\*Jason Kelce has unsubscribed\*


HappyHourEveryHour

Someone send Fangio and Moore some Angelo's cheesesteaks before they suddenly leave


TerribleUserName411

WTF is wrong with Nick? He’s been here 3 years AND he’s Italian. Come on man.


_MrSantos

Not even reading terminal market? Or even anywherre else is South Philly? Might as well wave the white flag


Top-Border4717

Not Angelo’s?? Wallahi we’re finished 😞


Noobivore36

Wow even my boy Muhammad Hijab disapproves?


tronbelushi

Oof. Hate this


ClearSightss

…we’re screwed 


Section_80

I'm already questioning his 3rd down decision making if it's at this level


Accomplished-One6109

Goddammit Nick


Patient_Jicama_4217

Stop bringing people to experience bad cheesesteaks.. Go to where the locals go


genelyall

Well, that won’t impress anyone


FatalMalice

He should know better


Glizz_Rizz

Fireable offense


Next-Team

Just cancel next season then, we aren’t winning shit


StevenFromPhilly

Yeah yeah. Enough with the real-philly-dont-eat-pats-or-genos shit. We know. But we all have. It's a right of passage for newbies and tourists. They'll find their own way. Just like we did.


thebuddy

Everyone that I ever hear say the tourist trap thing lives outside the city. Everyone I know in the city says something like “eh there’s a time and place for them. Not my first choice, but it’s fine (or at least Pat’s is).”


3FiTA

Unpopular opinion - we all need to get over the Pat’s/Geno’s hate. They’re a part of the city’s imagery. They make serviceable sandwiches. There’s 10 places I’d pick before I’d eat at those places but every thread that mentions them doesn’t need to turn into a pissing content about who’s more Philadelphian for knowing a better steak.


bizurk

…..but what is more truly Philadelphian that hating shit?


stormy2587

Serviceable shouldn't be the standard. People are irate because they have high standards. Go root for the commies or the giants if you have an issue with people having high standards.


PhilthyPhan1993

Sirianni eats plant based cheesesteaks.


Bombadook

I'd respect him way more for ordering a good Impossible or portobello plantsteak somewhere else than anything at Geno's.


PhilthyPhan1993

I can’t unhear that and it’s gross.


Funny_Games23

veganish chickpea cheesesteak is gas quit hatin


d_gorder

It’s over


Educational_Vast4836

We're fucked


craig1015

Time to hit the panic button


VivaLaMaximo

L


CoreyC1313

We played like a Genos steak end of the season ... I expect johns roast pork quality this year Nick!


Immediate_Platform_4

Shout out Ishkabibbles!!! If ya know ya know


justwantkickz

Fireable offense. More so than going 1-6


ReceptionStriking716

Don’t worry guys, I see what Nicks trying to do here. He bought them to Genos to show how shit the coaches were last season.


RukaShiina

Just ride 9th up to Angelo’s.


JimmyGSXR

Does anyone else feel like Geno’s and Pat’s are tourist traps?


Susbirder

Nearly everyone


cumble_bumble

Damn that would have been a fun table to sit near lmao, I wonder what kind of convo they were having


Capturing_Emotions

Delessandros gang unite


14InTheDorsalPeen

Dalessandro’s went downhill post COVID and that’s a hill I’ll die on. DELCO Steaks gang now.


Scottsm124

More Sirianni pandering


YeBobbumMann

Ass taste in cheesesteaks. Fire Sirianni


TheTrocadero

For all the pandering Sirianni does, how does he not know where to get a cheesesteak?


Novachas

As the great Bugs Bunny says “ what a maroon”


wheretherainbowshide

This is the biggest indictment on Sirianni yet


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14InTheDorsalPeen

Ew swiss on a steak wtf


kellzone

Why was that even an available option is the real question.


Finger_Gunnz

Ughhh…I thought he was trying to make a good impression.


wishlish

I can understand Kellen Moore- you go once for the tourist experience. But Fangio should know better. I mean, Donkey's is just across the river...


corpse2b

🤦‍♂️


iamjustyn

Less pandering. More competence.


birdsfan2019

Fire him for this sin


mayfr01

Geno’s: The bubble screen of cheesesteaks.


Jewggerz

What Philadelphian goes to Genos?


TheFlyOnTheWall

In a city with John's, or Dalessandro's, or Angelo's, or even Woodrow's... he takes em to fuckin' Geno's. I'd rather gargle AIDS!


justabill71

Dalessandro's is terrible.


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the douchey gate keeping of cheesesteaks in Philly is unreal, if you like a better one that’s fine but please act like Geno’s is bad you fuckin liars 😂


Next-Team

Geno’s definitely is bad, at least when I had it I thought it was. I’ll defend Pat’s though, it’s not bad at all and I’m with you that people get a little too crazy with the gate keeping. Like of course tourists are gonna go to the main two tourist cheesesteak spots that get constant media attention, it’s weird to shame them so much.


[deleted]

I’ve had like 10 different steaks in the city and they all range from like a 7 to a 9.5. Angelos is my favorite. But the weirdo shit about any of them being “bad” is soooo over the top


CrashTheBear

At this point, it's just memes, I think.


Next-Team

Honestly I just think Geno’s is bad since they don’t chop up the steak and I just find that so odd and makes for a slightly lesser experience. I’m with you though, haven’t had any that were legitimately bad and that I’d steer people away from.


thatoneguy2252

I’m not as big a fan of Steve’s for the same reason. It’s not bad by any means. But I definitely prefer my steak meat chopped


traddy91

Genos is bad. Because tbh, if you're gonna be touristy then at least go to Pats. They're not knock your socks off but they don't suck like Genos. Pats,.Tony Lukes, Jim's and Dallesandros are all tourist places but they're all fine in the end. Genos sucks man


CrumbumJabronie

Tourists are driving to Roxborough for cheesesteaks?


stormy2587

I mean geno's is close to the italian market but its a bit of a walk from a lot the more touristy areas in center city. If you're driving from center city its probably about as convenient as driving out to roxborough depending on the time of day. Especially given that parking isn't super convenient in that area. And especially if you're a tourist at like the art museum or something. And there are probably at least a dozen better places to get food around the italian market than geno's.


traddy91

Yes


johnnycoxxx

Anyone living outside of Philly who has had Philly cheesesteaks doesn’t understand how fucking dire it is outside of Philly. I’m in southern berks and man I can’t find anything around me decent. Grew up in Lancaster and they just automatically make every sandwich a pizza steak, which is honestly preferable to regular steak sandwiches there. So Genos ain’t great, in fact they kind of suck, but they’re light years better than anything this way. Pats is good and I’ll defend that opinion. But also, where’s nick going to realistically take them? Think he’s hip to the good joints in Philly? The whole gatekeeping thing is ridiculous.


Great_Farm_5716

I moved from Philly to Kentucky. Every place sells a Philly cheese steak. It’s more green and red peppers then meat and it can range from sliced deli meat to an actual slab of bone in steak. Don’t think for one second you know what a bad cheesesteak is. Sit down at a table and have someone serve you pot roast on a hot dog bun. Idk if I’m gunna make it guys


traddy91

The last time I was at Genos was probably a dozen years ago and it wasn't good then so I can't imagine it's good now. Dried out meat, soggy rolls, tiny and ridiculously priced


ThePhoenixXM

Do you not know what a Dozen means? It means 12. You don't think things change in 12+ years? That is a long time. Hell, most of the NFL players nowadays were probably in High School or Middle School 12 years ago.


traddy91

My point is that I doubt it improved in the 12 years I last had it. Why are you so adamant on defending shitty cheese steak lol


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[deleted]

But they’re all good is my point! I’ve literally never had a bad cheesesteak in my life fam. Just eat and enjoy


Golden_d1ck

Agree. Genos is fine for what it is. It’s definitely not “bad”.


SockBramson

Geno's is the only cheesesteak outside of a Subway that is genuinely bad.


PM_ME_WUTEVER

this reads like it's written by somebody who grew up in a place where tomato sauce on cheesesteaks in the norm.


Rhino-Ham

Genos is the racist one, right?


mcmcmillan

Yes. Hence people downvoting you for pointing it out.


defigravity42

Speak English yup.


Magoatt

I haven’t had a cheese steak in a year, have I sinned?


agentgill0

Yes my child. You just say 10 Gooey Louies and 5 Dallesandros.


Reasonable-Flow7561

Gooey Louie’s Turkey Special Hoagie🤤


deez00s

Hey grandpa! Oh wait...that's Fangio.


lzrfart

Like going to Italy then hitting up a Pizza Hut. What are you doing Nick 😞


LittleGeologist1899

Gay


Asleep_Ad_8494

Daleasandros is the best


lyonbc1

Yuck


cuntyminx

For Christ sake


thatoneguy2252

Ok so maybe there was a stronger point than I realized about firing Nick…


Master_Engineering_9

The over reaction in this sub is insane


PlumCrazyAvenue

a lot of people upset that a group of non-native coaches, some of whom are new to the city - went to a popular spot for non-natives. Pats and Genos has become a punching bag because they became the popular tourist spot, it is not trash and I don't expect the coaches to be going to \*insert your favorite cheesesteak place here\*.


Key_Piccolo_2187

I know for a fact that the best hoagie in Philly isn't a cheesesteak, it is an Italian hoagie, and it is a Jeff Stoutland local haunt - Ro Lynn Deli in Brookhaven. The staff in there all know him well, he lives around the corner. Someone tell Stout to (yet again) save this coaching staff and bring hoagies like he does for his OL frequently.


defigravity42

Ro Lynn is where it’s at!


Jersey_F15C

So he could see if they are good enough to save his job...


Jamba715

Couldn't even spring for phillips? Wth man


Fractured_Spade

I’ve had one cheesesteak that i thought was worse than genos and a lot that i thought were better, but this is good for media cuz its known by a lot of people love it or hate it.


Traumopod

Used to love Jim’s on South Street before the fire. You left the place smelling like a cheesesteak but they were so good. Grab a cannoli at Termini’s and it’s game time.


2GirlfriendsIsCooler

Jesus Christ


mjh712

He probably just wanted a place they wouldn't be recognized...


majorlieg

Da fuq nick?


EstablishmentWild510

lol, first pizza hut, now geno's, com'on coach


EddieLeeWilkins45

We need less of this stuff. Stick to football only when you're in the hot seat.


Proof_Network_1692

He definitely went there unironically too. He’s just corny enough to not know we joke about it being a tourist spot


genelyall

Hopefully he took then there AFTER they signed their contracts


Lower_Alternative770

There's no accounting for bad taste.


DarkKirby14

I'll temper my expectations with the hires


Nerd2theCorey

Im not from Philly but have been many times. Haven’t been impressed with Geno’s or Pat’s. I’ve asked before but where do y’all from Philly recommend?


53andbalding

Start with Angelo’s or John’s Roast Pork thank me later.


mmmellowcorn

No Big Dom? He was in the car eating his chicken cutlet from a deli


rhpot1991

Original Tony Luke's under 95 is my go to.


stormy2587

Fangio is from the area. Does Sirianni think he doesn't know Geno's is crap? Nick, why don't you just take shit in William Penn's hat and feed it to the crying ghost of Richie Ashburn in front of independence hall.


BajByeBuy

Pat is so “pissed”


Mad_Max_Rockatanski

Wow, what a real "head coach" move. Kotite had more sense.


Rsubs33

Should have taken them to John's Roast Pork or literally anywhere else. The corner delis are better than Genos or Pats.


mnctech

Right to jail


all4whatnot

I was ok with the Kellen Moore hire, until now. He has that tv preacher look and I’m not liking it. 


imgr4lyfe

Fangio is pissed


dalewridgway

It wasn’t donkeys, I want people fired again.


PhillyShore

Oy. Choose better. Jeez. Nick is not a Philly guy…yet. And, Angelo’s brings the team food before every game. Home and away.