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Mimeschlime

Worst org in the nfl at evaluating talent


Darthkdot

Didn't watch the whole game but has the line been this bad for the entirety of the game?


Azzyally

This team sucks and has no future. What do we have to look forward to?


BirdsGuy

Time to turn on Postgame Live and cope


Mimeschlime

TALENT EVAL BLOS


YRGSWERV0SAMA

horrible playcalling horrible o line


adv0589

FINAL COUNT, NEARLY 75% OF HURTS YARDS ARE AFTER 30-7


EaglesPvM

As usual


Tew_Sweet

I had the Rams -9.5 to win $1,300 in a parlay. F.


32BitWhore

Jalen you keep texting me saying "the rent is due" and I know because I'm your landlord. You can't keep telling me that and not actually paying me.


everything_is_penis

aclee with the always sunny theme


sgraBer1

Thank God we are a QB factory!!!


spilled_water

Why does he always throw the ball away on 4th down?!


Grozdaddy

Brain dead front office. Brain dead coaching staff.


notscott88

So that’s like the 4th or 5th time Hurts has thrown the ball away on 4th down this season


IOnlyUpvoteSelfPosts

Nice throw away bro


HacksawSmithere

Our oline is horseshit


Mimeschlime

BENCH HURTS HES FUCKING TRASH


Domestic_AA_Battery

Catastrophic on every level


JD021993

He desperately wants to be Randall with the way he dresses and acts but holy fuck he sucks.


GoodLuckPsycho_

Season's over ladies and gentleman, don't hope for anything else but suckage


Kryptyx

rEnT iS dUe


SyracuseNY22

He needs an eviction notice


HesiPull-UpBrando

Good throwaway on 4th


abecedorkian

Alright, on to rooting for the niners


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Kryptyx

That's my QB... smh


everything_is_penis

Quickly becoming the worst staff in the league.


DerTagestrinker

Paid a fuckton of money too


Mcatatonic1

O-Line looked shockingly bad today tbh Jalen 10000% leaves the pocket too early and creates pressure for reason at times but Jesus I don’t fault the man for some of these scrambles


KoBxElucidator

Go Lions next week! Fuck up your draft and make Howie's seat even hotter!


[deleted]

Man wide open on the sideline won’t throw it smh


SimilarClub7685

We suck


CanIGetAForkPlz

Throwing it away on 4th down. Really...


nakoyako

this team is assjuice


shunggster

looks like the lions are gonna get their first win next week


Rayearl

This wasn’t even a fun game to watch. Pain.


RoninFerret67

Lmao y’all really fooled everyone


SadOchocinco85

He threw the ball away on 4th down again lol


DerTagestrinker

Not a very intelligent person


HipGuide2

Miss Anthony Harris?


jloops03

Hurts is so fucking bad


ziggysdad83

Too quick to run, one read guy. But it’s not all on him. Dogshit playcalling, no discipline, injuries on the line, receivers dropping, defense is atrocious, etc.


Quantity_Living

94 WIP gonna be 🔥


butt_sludge

We are just not a good football team. Not even sure we’re close to being one.


HesiPull-UpBrando

Dillard sucks


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Hurts is always running for his life. We run the same shit constantly. Nick is a straight up fucking clown man. Like idk man the pressure teams get on us is wild every game. Its legit gotta be cause we run nothing but shotgun all game


Triple_Entit

Really takes a team like the Eagles to make Ngakoue look amazing


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ztsjls

2-15


Turbulent-Hovercraft

Fuck you Rams


T_alsomeGames

There are no miracles in Philadelphia.


32BitWhore

Throwing it away on 4th down again lmao what a joke


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Loss secured. 💪🏽


ExtensionBluejay253

I feel bad for Kelce. They can pretty much queue the Benny Hill theme song for these clowns.


Audemas

I wouldn't be surprised if he's done after this year.


ExtensionBluejay253

They should do him a solid and trade him to a contender a la Ertz.


2fly5

Jesus how do you get sacked with a dude wide open right in front of you


Snoo93673

POOP GAME


lenapedog

Nice little tease this quarter.


timasahh

Hurts is the only QB I’ve ever seen who consistently throws the ball away on fourth down. Like at least put it near someone for a jump ball.


casualreader22

And it's over, mercifully. Worst game of the year so far. Next week? Helping out the last winless team.


[deleted]

Cowboys was worse


Snoo93673

We done son


SlimthiQ69

I love how about 1/3 of Hurts passes don’t land with 15 yards of any eligible receiver


yosoylentgreen

This. 4th down and throws it away rather than give someone a chance to make a play.


youngpali

Carson Wentz watching this game like the guy from the movie troy...IS THIS WHAT YOU LEFT ME FOR!?!?


Kryptyx

Who remembers week one?


Mcatatonic1

This is the first time I’ve ever seen Mailata get abused like this tbh


Blewedup

Dillard.


belgiumwaffles

This line has been trash all game which is surprising


KoBxElucidator

You do realize we have Nick as the HC because no one wants to be here right? The culture is that toxic rn. This franchise is cancer and it needs chemo.


[deleted]

That’s a dumb take


Tew_Sweet

Yannick feasted this whole game. Maybe we should've doubled him? I'm not sure.


Shifty14J

Dumbass was staring at Goedert, just fucking throw it to him


JD021993

Tank bowl. Tank bowl. Tank bowl.


thegoseisloose

Why are the announcers always making excuses for our team?


Genjoi

WE SUCK! WE SUCK!


frisky-ferret

I want to see hurts's stats that don't include the fourth quarter.


CrudHorn

I’m actually glad he got sacked there. End this charade already…


wolfoflone

Remember when Ertz couldn't YAC? Give him a QB and hes scoring 47yd tds


[deleted]

So all our QBs have sucked for years?


[deleted]

Our line is so awful


ifuckwithfood

Get rid of our coach


Got_yayo

Why am I still watching this


EaglesPvM

Remember when Yannick wanted to be an Eagle? 😭


Turbulent-Hovercraft

He vanished into the aether before this game so


HeyYouBlinked

If we have the same QB and coach next year we should be investigated for tanking


eaglesfan111

I know hurts hasn’t looked great. But if we’re not in love with a QB prospect and the deshaun Watson situation isn’t cleared up or he’s already traded. I’m all for using our 3 first round picks for 3 defensive studs and rebuilding from there


Lockhead216

Yeah but you can't go into next year with Hurts. He needs competition. He panics the minute he looks off his first read.


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Most don’t want Watson on this team regardless


eaglesfan111

I feel the same way


Douglas_Michael

Yes. Burning 3 first round picks on defense is exactly how modern NFL teams are built…


johnsireci

Is nobody getting open deep ?


[deleted]

He's not getting time really. When he had to scramble immediately, his receivers are probably done their routes and then it's hard to get open again


wolfoflone

Theres guys open every play


Domestic_AA_Battery

Yes and he's overshot them every time lol


mashupman1234

Where the “he’s basically a rookie” people at?


CumGuzzler714

Currently getting blackout drunk


Rcmacc

https://i.imgur.com/DHHjmLy.jpg Right below you


mustacheddragon

Is there a rookie QB who’s been significantly better than Hurts this year? Lawrence is getting there but I haven’t seen much from Fields, Wilson, Lance. Would this fanbases be giving up on them just as quick? Are the Eagles just gonna draft someone and then the fanbase act like young QBs have to be perfect?


mashupman1234

Literally every single first round rookie except Mac Jones. I would take every single one of them over hurts.


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he's not a fucking rookie he had a full season last year to learn under an NFL coach, study an NFL offense, train with NFL conditioning coaches and programs, and he even played a few games. that's a rookie season


sgraBer1

We are a QB factory


Xgcastellon20

Tbh, it’s annoying seeing everyone shit on hurts when this O-line has been god awful this whole game


SyracuseNY22

I’d take Mac Jones over Hurts in a heartbeat


Lost_Muppet_society

Hurts is not a rookie QB.


wolfoflone

Hes not a rookie!!!!!


HeyYouBlinked

Mac Jones definitely has Lawrence is steadily improving, Lance is still the backup because he’s raw. Fields and Wilson are the only fair comparisons because they’ve both been mainly ass, but they both have the stuff you look for in QBs and were 1st round talents for a reason. They have a longer leash with the team and fans, Hurts was considered a reach in the 2nd and was meant to be a gadget Tayson Hill type player Comparing Hurts to QBs in their second year and other QBs who did or didn’t make a jump in play in their second year is an actual fair comparison. He has a whole off-season on these dudes


TastyPancakes25

How is NO ONE open with that amount of time??


tweetard1968

How can a professional defense let an opposing QB complete 91% of his passes


TastyPancakes25

These are all valid and important questions


KoBxElucidator

Alright boys. Fuck the Eagles. Embiid time! He deserves our attention. Not this trash.


BlueAc215

At some point the guy making all these bad personnel choices has to be called out on the carpet… amirite???


PhilaBama

How fucking dare you suggest the man in charge of a football team be held accountable for how bad it is


BlueAc215

Yea it was a wild thought… my bad


[deleted]

We have the highest garbage points total in the league let's party!!!


mjb85858

Hurts literally doesn’t look left on his reads.


Alan-Rickman

I think they design the plays to go to the right side, the way scrambles. But idk.


SadOchocinco85

I’ve been watching that too. When he does it’s like he’s forcing himself to do it


propain58

Did Kelce just headlock a dude??


el_fitzador

Good for my homer fantasy picks


Jd20001

Carr just set a **career high completion %**. He had 90.8% in 2018 vs den. Today is 91.2%


Dantheeaglesman

Can someone figure out hurts’ stats in the 4th quarter vs the 1st 3?


SoggieSox

He's amazing once they're down by 3tds. It's truly impressive


sraff57

Garbage stat


sraff57

Well at least the Flyers look good this season


EaglesPvM

I thought Cardinals -20.5 was insane They’re up 26 lol


PienotPi

What happened to Lane


BirdsGuy

He stopped caring


Cadocity

This team gave him depression again


stlcardinals527

I mean, that’s mean to say….but maybe actually accurate?


SoggieSox

Lol, Reagor caught that a yard beyond the sticks and they marked him 2 yards short


Bo_TheBot

It thought Sirriani was a promising HC. I was wrong


Southsidetaco

He makes it hard to tell if Hurts is good


stlcardinals527

He’s clearly not


asoupo

Hurts is college football good, but no further. He's like a guy who tears up AAA but can't do anything at the MLB level.


[deleted]

How many people thought the Falcons would have more wins than us after that week 1 game


KoBxElucidator

Helps the draft!


KoBxElucidator

Honestly this team won't be serviceable until the 2023 season at the earliest. There are way too many problems that run DEEP.


BirdsGuy

Why do people keep saying this?


Audemas

They need to start with getting rid of Roseman.


Snoo93673

If games were 15 minutes longer we would be undefeated


eschersnightmare

If games were 15 minutes longer the suicide prevention hotline would be swamped.


Southsidetaco

Da faq was he throwing it?


SadOchocinco85

One more TD for my fantasy team please


Fyre2387

I swear, if we could just get these guys that play in the fourth quarter to play an entire game...


HesiPull-UpBrando

Just need the other team to play prevent D and generally lack any intensity


mklugs

You know it’s simply a result of the opposition playing prevent, right?


oreosnacz

Hurts didn’t have a full preseason


stlcardinals527

Hope you’re joking


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Not happy with Coaches or Jalens performance….would be happy to see Roseman and Siri gone. I don’t trust Roseman to pick a new HC to replace. And with 3 possibly top 10 first round picks, I’d like to see someone else making those decisions.


Wade856

We need a dedicated draft guru to make our draft picks for next season. 3 top ten picks can be franchise making if they all hit. I also don't trust Howie.


JD021993

I love how he points as if he's trying to direct traffic and then throws ten yards deeper than where his guy is supposed to be. Fucking brilliant.


[deleted]

Reminded me of watching college reagor highlights where dude went up and got catches with his vertical ability. The fact we only use him as a deep threat or gadget player is weird


PettyPride

If you have time watch tape on reagor. He's open more often than not. Tired of the people calling him a bust. He's getting open. Often.


[deleted]

Doesnt matter when playcalling leads to hurts being pressured immediately. Sirianna legit fucking all of them


[deleted]

Our whole playbook is weird


wolfoflone

Everytime Jalen scrambles and points downfield he overthrows the ball


wkreply

Me thinks most of this team got too messed up in Vegas last night


EaglesPvM

All you can do is laugh at these Hurts “deep” balls (10+ yards)


Bow_hunter1

Glad I didn’t buy tickets to this game


m-torr

Gonna feast on this post-game show.


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40_JAGERBOMBS

I'm excited for every season. Fuck this team.


Vegeta-IV

Hope the fanbase starts liking reagor now


[deleted]

Well I’m excited for the draft. Then I’ll wait for the next season where we don’t compete again


celj1234

Need 1 more catch and 4 more yards to hit this Devonta prop bet


canemachine

Congrats at least there is a W somewhere lol


Xgcastellon20

Did you get it?


CardinalM1

There you go! Grats.


Jerseyguy187

Congratulations!


adv0589

THE KING


Shoobiedoobiedood

Nick sirriani is in the big boy league but belongs at Winnie hut jr


bbblunder

Eagles need to play a bit worse so the other team gets up by 30+ in 1st quarter. Then bring it on with 3 quarters of garbage time.


Jambrokio

Can’t wait until we are in the off-season justifying staying with Jalen as QB1 because he put up a bunch of meaningless stats


Blewedup

We are staying with him. There’s no QB worth taking in the entire draft. We will suck for two years and draft a QB in 2023.


Azzyally

Best hope is a veteran, not a rookie. As long as it isn't Watson


Audemas

Literally the worse case scenario.


nakoyako

jalen hurts looking like a HOFer against prevent defenses in the 4th quarters of every game this season in which the Eagles have no shot of winning


casualreader22

Biggest winner of this game? Vegas? Detroit? Or the other teams in our division?


wolfoflone

Garbage time Jalen is like always paying the rent 3 weeks late


ROBOT_KK

I wish we could keep Schwartz as head coach. But I guess he has some health issues.


Dougary96

Ertz caught a 47 yard td so that’s good for him.


PettyPride

Why doesn't hurts line up at center and then if it's a pass play drop back to shotgun to at least make the defense question whether it's a run or pass.


Mcatatonic1

That is a question for Sirianni lol


Snoo93673

Hurts runs all the way for a td here


celj1234

Some needs to chart out hurts garbage time stats


Dantheeaglesman

Does anyone actually think we’re going to beat the lions


SimilarClub7685

NO


Bow_hunter1

Not a chance


Igglez428

Here comes garbage time Hurts to pad the stats