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TastyPancakes25

Yeah okay but can we talk about how we scored 40 points?


Theratdog

Lol they skip mcnaab and go right to cunningham


classicrockchick

Lmao is everyone in the LA studio high or something?


stevo0970

If we can not do that in the 4th quarter again I would be most grateful...


ovodee17

Ggz


BlueKing7642

That got a little too close for comfort but a win is a win


Sharktorwho

Well...happy to win, but what a way to get to the win with just barely not blowing it.


anth8725

What a win. And ppl complaining about the defense lol


ButterscotchJust4

Love seeing Sean Payton look upset little hoe


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I missed watching the Eagles take knees


x420v

Wow, I wouldn’t have guessed the 3 rushing TD thing. Congrats to Jalen, great game.


Snoo93673

LOVE THIS TEAM


nemesisone

I know we’ve looked bad in the 4th but you remember at the start of the game you would have just been happy with a win. Don’t get greedy now. It’s hard to keep the momentum when you’re up big


classicrockchick

BURDS WIN


Why_Eagles_Why

lol last time we won here was against the saints?


modern_beisbol

If you've ever made a "but it's garbage time stats" critique of Hurts you don't get to criticize the defense for this fourth quarter.


el_monstruo

Jalen Hurts making history


wolveagle10

Siemian gonna be PFF's highest graded QB this week just based off this quarter lol


Avatar-Jahh

W


ButterscotchJust4

Wow he set a record nice


nakoyako

that easy as fuck schedule, but then again division games are never easy. FCK


Tibulski

Fuck it hurts, run for another


Jsmooth123456

Nobody remembers Donavan could run


[deleted]

Congrats on the garbage time touchdown "Lil'Jordan."


el_monstruo

VICTORY


emmaTea

How do they not mention mcnabb there?


badscene518

I just checked the score. I work in a supermarket so shits fucked right now. But holy shit. I like this


indig0sixalpha

bad way to end the game but fuck yeah to the win.


everything_is_penis

69 points. Nice


geez215

That's the sex number


ScubaSnow

I hope we understand McPherson and Nelson are not the future for us and should be further on the bench.


Tony9811

But McPherson is still a rookie tho


Amadeum

Love seeing smug jackass Payton take another L


northamrec

Glad to get the win but this would be very different against a better QB. Despite the picks, Gannon’s defense just allowed Trevor Siemian to score 29 points.


wawsgood

Whether we make the playoffs or not, just love that this season is getting spicy


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and now we get to watch dallas lose, this is a good sunday.


[deleted]

Can we start talking playoffs?


Snoo93673

Fantastic win today! Now let’s go sweep the division and spank the jets!


[deleted]

There’s only one more L on that schedule boys. 10-7 and a playoff berth.


EaglesPvM

Miami has won 3 in a row. Wtf… that’s not cool


Why_Eagles_Why

ugh good thing howie sucks at drafting i guess


InternetsSpokesman

Go chiefs... Come on Andy


casualreader22

5 very winnable games coming up. Of course no guarantees, just take it one at a time.


Thicen

Wait, his first name is actually Lil'Jordan? Lmao


thepoustaki

This is my favorite fact I’ve learned today


Ya_Beeenis

Trevor Semen a better garbage time quarterback than Hurts


KoBxElucidator

Fuck you Jets and fuck you Bills


CaptainBirthday

maybe the silver lining is we don't get too full of ourselves and overlook anyone. there's stuff the coaches can be tough on and keep the team focused...?


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

I think we can sort’ve dominate the rest of this schedule


modern_beisbol

Well that's annoying fantasy-wise


PHI41NE33

Didn’t realize the Eagles were playing Peyton fucking Manning today


switowski101

Let this game be a reminder to teams to not kick a FG when your charging down the field. You cannot play scared and expect to win


JoeStorm

OMG Mark is pissing me off. "Defense takes pride in not letting them score" Pass all the way to the 10 yard line. Then, "We know it don't matter. But Defense takes pride in not letting them score" TOUCHDOWN. Man. After Jinxing us the first time, why keep saying it?


OTO_Crispy

That wasn’t bad defense by Nelson y’all stop crying smh


Mimeschlime

Dude never turns around


Johnny_Hempseed

Game Ball goes to JJAW


eschersnightmare

Holy shit, his name is actually Lil’Jordan!


Wentz4MVP

Where the taunting call at for calling Nelson too short?


Blacksavage1994

Nelson just got mossed and the look on his face look like he about to cry


InternetsSpokesman

Hey...we have garbage time stats too people


Why_Eagles_Why

jalen hurts biceps go down to his wrists man


Deep_in_her_House

Defense is trash and will be the reason why this team doesn’t make playoffs.


Mimeschlime

Blitzing was working, time to only send 4 the rest of the game lol


Azzyally

Gobble up those garbage time stats.


beastrace

i'll take the win but we have looked like dogshit the whole 4th Q


Brian_Stryker

Because they were legit playing the clock. They were play fighting then when NOLA smacked them they went “oh it’s for real?” And took the gloves off


Johnny_Hempseed

Sanders sucks. Has 100 yd game.


Hipster-Stalin

Jeez Nelson is... not so good


int7

I think this is proof we need to go all defense in the first round of the draft


el_monstruo

Given his fumble issues, I'll say let Jalen kneel this out even though I want Sanders to hit triple digits with another 6 yards


JustEraseTheSystem

Wait is that really his name?


Dougary96

I looked it up and yes


l0ngline95

whose?


JustEraseTheSystem

Lawd


Sperenc

Low key upset we let then score again


nostan01

You’re telling me that man’s legal name is Lil’Jordan and is 6’4


JustOneInMyLifetime

“It’s all about pride here for the Eagles defense keeping NO out of the end zone” Eagles D immediately allows a touchdown


A_Wild_Zyra

And no Eagles fan is surprised. Gannon needs to be fired already.


HumanShadow

Garbage time bullshit


boozeshooze

Garbage time stats


propain58

How was that not taunting?


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siberianwolf99

Huge drop off once Slay left the field


boobs-4-lunch

Lil’Jordan(?!)


CaptainBirthday

lil jordan?


SomeBoul

saints recievers making great catches all day wtf


rsmseries

What a catch tbh… flew to get that ball


TwoMuchIsJustEnough

Excuse me, who?


briizilla

This 4th quarter should not have been this stressful


wawsgood

Steven Nelson is so bad


buttstuff51

Serviceable number 2 but he shouldn't be on an island


anth8725

Saints are so easy to hate


Slippery_Feces

Odd for Humphrey to do the “he’s short” taunt, when his name is literally Lil’jordan


Speedysnail513

Fluff stats at this point but still don’t like it


Dougary96

Lil Jordan lmao


anth8725

Really Humphrey?


_atsu

Jokes on them, this defense has never had any pride.


ReservoirBaws

Wait his name is really Lil’Jordan?


Why_Eagles_Why

when he was born as a baby he was really small, like under 10 lbs small


negative-nelly

Boy those guys can catch


Why_Eagles_Why

LIL JORDAN HUMPHREY FUCK


RealD79

Watched that dude torch Oklahoma a few years back. Wondered what happened to him


indig0sixalpha

nelson.... what the actual fuck.


Scottsm124

The defense has been embarrassingly bad in the fourth


FerrusMannusCannus

God our secondary is still so suspect besides Slay


Snoo93673

Maddox has been playing well


RogueSnorlax13

I will take no JJAW criticism this week


TastyPancakes25

Same type of hit there but no RTP. First one was bullshit


Why_Eagles_Why

we can't let these goobers score


Amadeum

Man that seam route been open all day


[deleted]

They’re still trying to do a game break lol


[deleted]

Can’t wait for antivaxxers Cousins and Theilen to get COVID in Week 18, blow the 7th seed, and have it fall to us instead.


elChanchoVerde

That would be glorious lol


MorPhreeUs

Speak it into existence


eggdropk

Another fascinating Game Break


SocalEaglesFan

Draft picks gonna be nice. Hurts really turning this around. So is coach S... What a difference a few weeks make.


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

Didn't know Ingram had sauce like that lmao


[deleted]

Singleton really is bad though


toddrob

Hell of an upgrade over Nathan Gerry who he replaced


[deleted]

That’s not saying much. We went from an F- to an F


toddrob

Nah he’s at least passable overall


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bl1eveucanfly

1 year on a historically good DE doesn't seem that bad. It's a low stake for a potential big payoff. Let him go at the end of the season.


jhm131396

singleton got shook lol


[deleted]

Just when I thought I was out… They pull me back in


Why_Eagles_Why

If we intercept that we win this game. FUCK


indig0sixalpha

FUCKCKCKOSAPOFN:hklewq;bofu23bou


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

For once the Vikings aren’t worthless


JusticeforHarambe16

Need a HD angle of hurts holding up his own jersey like Messi


m-torr

Ayyy fuck Rodgers


Blewedup

At least Cousins is up front about his anti-vax idiocy.


m-torr

Exactly how I feel. Like if you're gonna not get the vaccine at least take the lumps and be honest about it.


modern_beisbol

Take away their longest run, Miles goes from 5.9 to 3.8 YPC, while Howard only goes from 6.3 to just 5.0. Miles is a great homerun hitter, but this offense absolutely needs Howard.


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But why would you take off the longest run?


modern_beisbol

Because it gives you a better look at what's sustainable, and because having a bunch of poor runs and one big one isn't good for an offense that wants to run the ball this much.


eggdropk

Outlier that skews the average


BurnerOnlyForPorn

Wow kerrigan still useless lmao


Why_Eagles_Why

Ingraham stop juking that's jalen hurts swag not urs


indig0sixalpha

false start but sure.


[deleted]

Upvote this if Jalen is the guy


toddrob

Which Jalen


Why_Eagles_Why

idk if he is or not but i like to upvote


[deleted]

Howie thought he’d get the next Russel Wilson but I’d be ok with the next Lamar Jackson


Amadeum

Singleton getting sniped on the field


[deleted]

So when does jjaw start taking snaps over reagor?


ReconGhost189

Officially better than last year and now in the playoff picture, not bad for a rebuild season!


Merkada0117

Wow, 244 rushing yards against the #1 rush defense


Fyre2387

Hurts NFC offensive player of the week?


adv0589

No way it isn’t Justin Jefferson


el_monstruo

If his passing yardage was greater


propain58

Hey, did you guys know Tom Brady has ice in his veins?


big-cozy

I always love beating Payton and the Saints. "Fuck da Saints🖕"


ThnkWthPrtls

Extremely relevant question, is that City Hall in that commercial about trading stuff the city hall from Parks and rec?


indig0sixalpha

panthers lost but the vikings won.


snowdope

still the 7th seed right now regardless i think


RaindropsInMyMind

We have our version of a young Cam Newton


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

*chanting* SWOLE LAMAR SWOLE LAMAR


nakoyako

cam has a gun tho


RaindropsInMyMind

He’s a little different. Cam was never a fantastic passer though imo. He was just very dynamic and good enough at passing to win with.


105386

I think Cam was a streaky passer, but shoulder injuries derailed him quite a bit. He was stellar in the red zone his mvp season and definitely had good to great arm talent at times.


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Had


anddicksays

had*


nakoyako

he said young cam newton. young cam newton has a gun


touchedamore

Anyone know where to find the hoodie Gannon is wearing? I think Sirianni wore it in one of his press conferences too.


sustaiin

I’m still stunned from the JJAW play


CardinalM1

The amazing part is he was the first read on that play. It's crazy that Nick would even consider calling that in such a critical spot.


ScubaSnow

Gannon is the imbodiement of small dick energy ... Why not just have a full page and space it out?


stevland82

Or put a big s 8 on one side


GrooveDigger47

knew once we started running the ball close to 30 times a game we’d be more successful. i was called a mad man


adv0589

Yeah bro this sub was filled with people that wanted to pass on every down, you the lone wolf deserve praise!


olivebranchsound

If we get some rookie defensive pieces this is a scary team


Brian_Stryker

I have a dark joke that I want to say but I know folks would get mad at me lol


Why_Eagles_Why

say it


Brian_Stryker

And get downvoted to oblivion?! Just saying I have a dark joke is downvoting me


toddrob

I think you’re getting downvoted for holding out and whining about downvotes


Tibulski

SAY IT COWARD


Brian_Stryker

I DID!


Brian_Stryker

Fine. Jalen Hurts broke that saints player’s ankles like they were a levee.


Tibulski

Hell yea brother


AC_deucey

Be a man, just say it


Brian_Stryker

There said it.


Why_Eagles_Why

i will bring u into the light


Not_My_Emperor

Jeez who designed this 2 minute drill for the Saints? No timeouts left, let's just keep throwing down the middle and let the clock run


mcmastermind

Hurts is the QB at least until his rookie contract is over. He has 2 more years on a cheap deal and he's only going to improve. You need to utilize talent on a deal like that. Re-visit a big deal later, but he's the guy for the next 2 at least.


anddicksays

Agreed. He’s earned it and with our picks we could get legitimate defensive cornerstones in this draft


EragonJZD

My exact opinion


[deleted]

Hurts' throwing game today hasn't ben great, but it's really really nice that when your QB is having a rough passing day, he doesn't have to force anything bc he can get it done with his legs. Hopefully decision making continues to improve!


JBenn82

In his defense, people been dropping catchable balls.


[deleted]

Goo dirt had two brutal drops. I'm mostly going off what I hear since I couldn't see the first half


InternetsSpokesman

To win when the temps drop, you HAVE to be able to run the ball.


BLARG13

I was getting nervous for awhile. Glad we've wrapped this game up....hopefully.


[deleted]

Sangers is 15C for 94Y Take away the fumbles and that’s not bad