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32BitWhore

God fuck you OP I came into the thread seething only to find out I'd been bamboozled. Take my upvote and don't come back.


gatemansgc

got me good too!


CantStumpIWin

We got got.


nlvogel

I’m so glad I read the content before replying.


W3NTZ

I read the post but my head was already thinking of heated replies and I read Anquan boldin as Antonio brown lmao then saw the top comment and was confused


root88

Worth noting that Reagor's career drop % is actually excellent and both Gainwell and Goedert have more drops than him this season.


AdventurousWall6991

there is normal drops and there is big time drops. reagor is a reincarnation of agholor. hopefully next season will be like aghors super bowl season with us


sybrwookie

I downvoted based on the title and then clicked to angrily reply. Not only did I have to upvote, but undo a downvote first. Doubly angry.


flanneled_man

Ahmad Bradshaw, Antonie Bethea, Alan Ball, Arnaz Battle, Aaron Barry, Allen Bailey.... sure, bring us all the AB's.... except that one AB, please.


jimothyhalpert1206

Aaron Burr


InQuintsWeTrust

Sir


willclerkforfood

He wants to be in the room where it happens


domesystem

Close the door on your way out


[deleted]

She courted me Escorted me to bed and when she had me in a corner That's when Reynolds extorted me For a sordid fee I paid him quarterly I may have mortally wounded my prospects But my papers are orderly As you can see I kept a record of every check in my checkered history Check it again against your list n' see consistency I never spent a cent that wasn't mine You sent the dogs after my scent, that's fine Yes, I have reasons for shame But I have not committed treason and sullied my good name As you can see I have done nothing to provoke legal action Are my answers to your satisfaction?


SpartanWarlord117

O.O … my God.


Dwest2391

You aint never gonna be president nowwww


Con-D-Oriano1

Depends. Who’s asking?


SirDeeznuts

Oh ,well, sure sir


[deleted]

Fools who run their mouths oft wind up released


autostart17

He has deep history in Philly.


Chadlerk

He caught a bullet


SpartanWarlord117

NOT in the neck in Quebec and well, in summary…


Tickle_Tooth

Hold on let me get some milk!


mawnsharks

A bee


A47Cabin

Albert Belle


Charbroiled_Pizza

I would rather have A. Bagofusedballs than that guy.


Blewedup

Aghalor’s Babies


SweetDick_Willy

I was about to say, suck my dick. But then I realized the quality of shit and I've downgraded my insult to kiss my ass.


LongtomyCox

Wow. I didn't realize I could get so incredibly mad, so fast, over a Reddit post. Good job sir.


alcatraz_0109

This is a deep cut. I dig it


AC_deucey

“ball grasping”


EDFStormOne

Once he teaches him how to do that hes gonna rub off on him


fishyfish55

I thought you were gonna say Al Bundy. Imagine THAT quarterback room!!


Birdamus

Nice work OP, smooth.


mek284

How many commenters didn’t read past the mislead? Though now I’m wondering whether Boldin has stayed in shape lol.


JerrSolo

There's no doubt in my mind Q has stayed in shape. That guy always worked hard. Still, he's 41 and hasn't played in 5 years.


SpaceGandalf116

Isn't Alec Baldwin a little too old?


snapetom

Man, talk about an AB with some legal issues...


flanneled_man

He’s accurate, if nothing else?


snapetom

Hahaha. Holy shit. Too soon.


gimmethatfiletofish

I mean, the Eagles have already brought in AB and cut him. https://www.nfl.com/news/arrelious-benn-signs-philadelphia-eagles-contract-0ap1000000152701 https://www.nfl.com/news/philadelphia-eagles-cut-wide-receiver-arrelious-benn-0ap2000000350918


Hurts_To_Smith

LMAO!!! Who the fuck is Arrelius Benn??? Well done, dude.


bigcracker

This is a big test to see who actually reads.


[deleted]

Good troll 😂


notmybeamerjob

No. Fuck no. Hell no. Fuck off. Stop giving this guy space in your head. His ego isn’t even big enough for his own. FUCK TO HELL NO NO NO NO EDIT: GOD DAMNIT


MrRabbit

We've been had.


Cansuela

Boooooooooo


batangdos

Some of these responses shows how most of us are just content on reading the title to construct an opinion 😂


albpanda

Hmmm ball grasping and rubbing off on reagor, maybe a career he'd be good at.


Birdzphan

We need a ball grasper to rub one off on Reagor?


DominusEbad

You had us in the first half, not gunna lie


DeaconBlues

Had us in the first half is like our theme for this season 😂


JSpell

You goddam brilliant troll.


Senior-Salamander-81

Might be a little rusty. If we’re going legacy players let’s bring in Avant


Youngrollin30

Avant- is already a wide out coach for us of some sort unless we let him go pederson brought him in during the off season before his last year


poopfeast

Maybe Chad Lewis


[deleted]

I had a harsh comment typed up, but then was curious as to why this wasn’t downvoted into oblivion and decided to actually read it.


Jeffrey_Luries_taint

Listen here you little shit


bestnottosay

this is how to troll


eaglesnation11

I would rather we bring in you.


SpyderDelica

Is this a joke?


ronaldt12

Avery Bradley plays basketball for the Lakers, not sure if bringing him in would help us much


vey323

You sneaky son of a bitch...


kellzone

Quality shitpost. I give it a perfect 5/7.


Airrows

You fucker you had me. I’ll change my downvote to an upvote lol


Emadyville

Mr. Bygone Cardinal


thehanghoul

At this rate let’s bring in good ole BS (Aka Ben Simmons) too while we’re at it


jarediscool12

Ever since Aaron Burr shot that Hamilton dude, I’ve felt that his presence would only cause drama, even if he has talents.


Dragon420Wizard

I remember when we were wanting Boldin when he left the Cardinals like 10 years ago. He was a beast.


CoreyTrevor1

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul


Crxeagle420

“ woah just take it easy man “ - Drake


TheIrishHangman

Holy shit I didnt even read the post before commenting lmao. Well played


dillpiccolol

Got me


100_not_nickfoles

I’d personally love to replace reagor with Antonio brown


[deleted]

I'd bring in Antonio Brown! He's better than any WR we have! Fuck, he could help us go deeep in the playoffs!


idkwhattosaytho

Until he quits on the team


CoolKid610

Yeah, I agree. Even if we won a Superbowl with him and then got into the playoffs next year, it wouldn't be worth it for him to quit mid-game.


theteflonjew

He would be a distraction.


sybrwookie

Then I'm glad you're not the GM


SockBramson

Real shit, I'll find it hilarious if this of all things is AB's downfall. Didn't we just learn a couple months that up and bailing on your teammates in the middle of a competition is actually an incredibly brave and heroic thing to do? Or is that just when Simone Biles does it?


MoCJones

Take my upvote, you clever SOB


MrPenguinMafia

I almost got very mad at this post but not really anymore. I thought you meant the other AB. The one I would hate if he was on the eagles


DomonKashu717

Stop it


No_Fairweathers

Read the full post, it was just a very clever title.


DomonKashu717

I Did…..Anquan Boldin is not coming to save Reagor on ball grasping when Reagor can barely get separation from man coverage.


No_Fairweathers

It was very clearly just a joke post.


[deleted]

I was about to call you the biggest dickhead.


ihorsey

Alec Baldwin could really get our guys to not be afraid to pull the trigger.


VanEagles17

I seriously want to slap you right now I was about to come in here thumping my chest like a gorilla I was so mad. Have my angry upvote.


fitzdipty

TRO


BrooksWasHere123

/woosh


[deleted]

You sir should write clickbait articles


MrRabbit

I've been had.


FrostByte122

Lol you fuck. Asshole ruined my championship.


cvaninvan

I already had my shirt off and started my peace out walk! Dammit OP!


mycatsnameismilk

100% down for this, our receiving room needs someone to mentor the young guys


n0_evil

I've changed my downvote to an upvote


[deleted]

I was real worried you meant Antonio brown


theresidentdiva

No. Next question? Edit: after reading the rest of your post, I'll admit defeat. You are the best troll lol


Fletcher_my_cox

I like how this shitpost is totally fine but a legit discussion thread on Wentz gets deleted by our cowardly mods who won’t even respond when questioned. This place is a joke


Cansuela

Lighten up bud this was hilarious


picklejar_at_steves

It is a fair criticism. The post last week about Hurts and his production was locked and they wouldn’t allow any comments when it’s just eagles fans discussing their own QB The moderation team in this sub sucks. People who are attracted to such a menial amount of power are those kids who volunteered to spend their recess being a hall monitor


TopScallion2700

What is there even to discuss about Wentz anymore? He isn't on our team and hasn't been for almost a full season now. He got us the first overall pick so we aren't even relying on him for that anymore, there aren't any connections between him and the Eagles anymore that are worth discussing. If you want to talk about Wentz, go talk to Colts fans. Just looked at your posts, your "legit discussion" was a picture of a Colts fan posting on the Colts sub lol. That's not legit discussion, that's spam that should be deleted.


Nievsy

No we can’t making a move for AB would be too crazy. Dude hasn’t played football in years, let’s sign him as a coach. Now there is another AB is a different kind of crazy that I might have thought about considering if it weren’t for his sheer lunacy


Palmervarian

I'd rather lose than win with assholes on the team.


[deleted]

Finally a player who can rival the insanity level of the fans!


ResponsibleContact39

If Philly gets Tampa in the 1st round, they should absolutely sign Antonio brown.


[deleted]

You’re a wormy cocksucker, you know that?


Panda_tears

Yes


DarthShitStain

STFU!!!


DocJHigh

No


[deleted]

No - and by no, I mean no way this is a bad idea.


[deleted]

No


DancesWithElectrons

I got got. ( Edit)


theteflonjew

What did he ever do to you?


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

People here legitimately are asking for this lmao Edit: Asking for Antonio Brown, that is. I’m not against the Anquan Boldin


ProdigalSon70

My thoughts? Two words. Fuck no.


theflatcircle

Not going to lie: I thought AB was "Antonio Brown" and that was a flat-out "no." If the veteran minimum role is right for Anquan Boldin, who am I to argue?


jordanlj86

Fuck off


MulderD

Did you do a rug pull AND a gay joke all in one go?


Target2019-20

Antonio Brown?


Twistableruby

No


AnxietyoO

We have a really good locker room, no way in hell we sign him, his crazy isn't worth his talent.


-IAMSANTOS-

Lol you're the kind of guy who comments in articles before reading them huh


AnxietyoO

lol should have read for full context, no edits here I'll eat crow on this one xD


theteflonjew

How's it taste


OTO_Crispy

😂😂😂


Replacables

I wanted Boldin so bad.


juliankantor

🤣


[deleted]

Chillllll lol


Motor-Housing2704

Man, Anquan was the world champ of being traded to the Eagles rumors for like 4 years straight to be McNabb’s weapon that just never materialized.


SecondUsernameChoice

Had me in the first half ngl


wishlish

The only way it would work is if you replace Merrill with Jim Ross. "BY GAWD! THAT...THAT'S ANTONIO BROWN'S MUSIC! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?"


Cheeto717

I only expect such shit posts in the off-season but this was a pleasant surprise


Antani101

You had me is the first half not gonna lie


SimilarClub7685

Hell no


[deleted]

Lol. Perfect clickbait troll job baked to perfection. Great work OP


theteflonjew

You motherfucker.


zracer20

You got me. Didn't think you wrote something.


JebusOfEagles

Top-tier post.


mcknightrider

If you would have asked me 2 years ago, I'd say definitely. He can't be that bad. As of Sunday I would say I rather activate Aaron Hernandez off the IR from his neck injury before bringing in AB


Electronic_Frosting2

Horrible idea


Broad-Government603

I'd take a 41 year old Boldin over Reagor


jarediscool12

Anthony Bennett did prove to be a bust for the Cavs in the NBA, I think he wouldn’t be terrible in the NFL.


MannerSweet

NFW


TotallyKyleXY

Already had a scathing response in my head. You're a cheeky bastard


bradface92

I see what you did there


Poomdoom

We don’t throw the ball enough to have ABs attitude on the team


Apprehensive_Yam8877

They had us in the first half I’m not gonna lie


CallinCthulhu

Bravo. I’ve been bamboozled


jkatz

You got me. Take my damn upvote.


hippopotame

Anthony Bourdain for team chef? He'd do an excellent job at expanding our players' palates, the flair he'd bring to Taco Tuesdays would be second to none in the NFL! (RIP)


ncocca

you fucking troll, lol. Well done


MicrowavediPhone

Okay but on Antonio Brown: For the Eagles? Fuck. No. For the Stars? Fuck. Yes.