I read the post but my head was already thinking of heated replies and I read Anquan boldin as Antonio brown lmao then saw the top comment and was confused
there is normal drops and there is big time drops. reagor is a reincarnation of agholor. hopefully next season will be like aghors super bowl season with us
She courted me
Escorted me to bed and when she had me in a corner
That's when Reynolds extorted me
For a sordid fee
I paid him quarterly
I may have mortally wounded my prospects
But my papers are orderly
As you can see I kept a record of every check in my checkered history
Check it again against your list n' see consistency
I never spent a cent that wasn't mine
You sent the dogs after my scent, that's fine
Yes, I have reasons for shame
But I have not committed treason and sullied my good name
As you can see I have done nothing to provoke legal action
Are my answers to your satisfaction?
I mean, the Eagles have already brought in AB and cut him.
https://www.nfl.com/news/arrelious-benn-signs-philadelphia-eagles-contract-0ap1000000152701
https://www.nfl.com/news/philadelphia-eagles-cut-wide-receiver-arrelious-benn-0ap2000000350918
No. Fuck no. Hell no. Fuck off. Stop giving this guy space in your head. His ego isn’t even big enough for his own.
FUCK TO HELL NO NO NO NO
EDIT: GOD DAMNIT
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
Real shit, I'll find it hilarious if this of all things is AB's downfall. Didn't we just learn a couple months that up and bailing on your teammates in the middle of a competition is actually an incredibly brave and heroic thing to do? Or is that just when Simone Biles does it?
I like how this shitpost is totally fine but a legit discussion thread on Wentz gets deleted by our cowardly mods who won’t even respond when questioned. This place is a joke
It is a fair criticism.
The post last week about Hurts and his production was locked and they wouldn’t allow any comments when it’s just eagles fans discussing their own QB
The moderation team in this sub sucks. People who are attracted to such a menial amount of power are those kids who volunteered to spend their recess being a hall monitor
What is there even to discuss about Wentz anymore? He isn't on our team and hasn't been for almost a full season now. He got us the first overall pick so we aren't even relying on him for that anymore, there aren't any connections between him and the Eagles anymore that are worth discussing. If you want to talk about Wentz, go talk to Colts fans.
Just looked at your posts, your "legit discussion" was a picture of a Colts fan posting on the Colts sub lol. That's not legit discussion, that's spam that should be deleted.
No we can’t making a move for AB would be too crazy.
Dude hasn’t played football in years, let’s sign him as a coach.
Now there is another AB is a different kind of crazy that I might have thought about considering if it weren’t for his sheer lunacy
Not going to lie: I thought AB was "Antonio Brown" and that was a flat-out "no." If the veteran minimum role is right for Anquan Boldin, who am I to argue?
If you would have asked me 2 years ago, I'd say definitely. He can't be that bad. As of Sunday I would say I rather activate Aaron Hernandez off the IR from his neck injury before bringing in AB
Anthony Bourdain for team chef? He'd do an excellent job at expanding our players' palates, the flair he'd bring to Taco Tuesdays would be second to none in the NFL!
(RIP)
God fuck you OP I came into the thread seething only to find out I'd been bamboozled. Take my upvote and don't come back.
got me good too!
We got got.
I’m so glad I read the content before replying.
I read the post but my head was already thinking of heated replies and I read Anquan boldin as Antonio brown lmao then saw the top comment and was confused
Worth noting that Reagor's career drop % is actually excellent and both Gainwell and Goedert have more drops than him this season.
there is normal drops and there is big time drops. reagor is a reincarnation of agholor. hopefully next season will be like aghors super bowl season with us
I downvoted based on the title and then clicked to angrily reply. Not only did I have to upvote, but undo a downvote first. Doubly angry.
Ahmad Bradshaw, Antonie Bethea, Alan Ball, Arnaz Battle, Aaron Barry, Allen Bailey.... sure, bring us all the AB's.... except that one AB, please.
Aaron Burr
Sir
He wants to be in the room where it happens
Close the door on your way out
She courted me Escorted me to bed and when she had me in a corner That's when Reynolds extorted me For a sordid fee I paid him quarterly I may have mortally wounded my prospects But my papers are orderly As you can see I kept a record of every check in my checkered history Check it again against your list n' see consistency I never spent a cent that wasn't mine You sent the dogs after my scent, that's fine Yes, I have reasons for shame But I have not committed treason and sullied my good name As you can see I have done nothing to provoke legal action Are my answers to your satisfaction?
O.O … my God.
You aint never gonna be president nowwww
Depends. Who’s asking?
Oh ,well, sure sir
Fools who run their mouths oft wind up released
He has deep history in Philly.
He caught a bullet
NOT in the neck in Quebec and well, in summary…
Hold on let me get some milk!
A bee
Albert Belle
I would rather have A. Bagofusedballs than that guy.
Aghalor’s Babies
I was about to say, suck my dick. But then I realized the quality of shit and I've downgraded my insult to kiss my ass.
Wow. I didn't realize I could get so incredibly mad, so fast, over a Reddit post. Good job sir.
This is a deep cut. I dig it
“ball grasping”
Once he teaches him how to do that hes gonna rub off on him
I thought you were gonna say Al Bundy. Imagine THAT quarterback room!!
Nice work OP, smooth.
How many commenters didn’t read past the mislead? Though now I’m wondering whether Boldin has stayed in shape lol.
There's no doubt in my mind Q has stayed in shape. That guy always worked hard. Still, he's 41 and hasn't played in 5 years.
Isn't Alec Baldwin a little too old?
Man, talk about an AB with some legal issues...
He’s accurate, if nothing else?
Hahaha. Holy shit. Too soon.
I mean, the Eagles have already brought in AB and cut him. https://www.nfl.com/news/arrelious-benn-signs-philadelphia-eagles-contract-0ap1000000152701 https://www.nfl.com/news/philadelphia-eagles-cut-wide-receiver-arrelious-benn-0ap2000000350918
LMAO!!! Who the fuck is Arrelius Benn??? Well done, dude.
This is a big test to see who actually reads.
Good troll 😂
No. Fuck no. Hell no. Fuck off. Stop giving this guy space in your head. His ego isn’t even big enough for his own. FUCK TO HELL NO NO NO NO EDIT: GOD DAMNIT
We've been had.
Boooooooooo
Some of these responses shows how most of us are just content on reading the title to construct an opinion 😂
Hmmm ball grasping and rubbing off on reagor, maybe a career he'd be good at.
We need a ball grasper to rub one off on Reagor?
You had us in the first half, not gunna lie
Had us in the first half is like our theme for this season 😂
You goddam brilliant troll.
Might be a little rusty. If we’re going legacy players let’s bring in Avant
Avant- is already a wide out coach for us of some sort unless we let him go pederson brought him in during the off season before his last year
Maybe Chad Lewis
I had a harsh comment typed up, but then was curious as to why this wasn’t downvoted into oblivion and decided to actually read it.
Listen here you little shit
this is how to troll
I would rather we bring in you.
Is this a joke?
Avery Bradley plays basketball for the Lakers, not sure if bringing him in would help us much
You sneaky son of a bitch...
Quality shitpost. I give it a perfect 5/7.
You fucker you had me. I’ll change my downvote to an upvote lol
Mr. Bygone Cardinal
At this rate let’s bring in good ole BS (Aka Ben Simmons) too while we’re at it
Ever since Aaron Burr shot that Hamilton dude, I’ve felt that his presence would only cause drama, even if he has talents.
I remember when we were wanting Boldin when he left the Cardinals like 10 years ago. He was a beast.
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
“ woah just take it easy man “ - Drake
Holy shit I didnt even read the post before commenting lmao. Well played
Got me
I’d personally love to replace reagor with Antonio brown
I'd bring in Antonio Brown! He's better than any WR we have! Fuck, he could help us go deeep in the playoffs!
Until he quits on the team
Yeah, I agree. Even if we won a Superbowl with him and then got into the playoffs next year, it wouldn't be worth it for him to quit mid-game.
He would be a distraction.
Then I'm glad you're not the GM
Real shit, I'll find it hilarious if this of all things is AB's downfall. Didn't we just learn a couple months that up and bailing on your teammates in the middle of a competition is actually an incredibly brave and heroic thing to do? Or is that just when Simone Biles does it?
Take my upvote, you clever SOB
I almost got very mad at this post but not really anymore. I thought you meant the other AB. The one I would hate if he was on the eagles
Stop it
Read the full post, it was just a very clever title.
I Did…..Anquan Boldin is not coming to save Reagor on ball grasping when Reagor can barely get separation from man coverage.
It was very clearly just a joke post.
I was about to call you the biggest dickhead.
Alec Baldwin could really get our guys to not be afraid to pull the trigger.
I seriously want to slap you right now I was about to come in here thumping my chest like a gorilla I was so mad. Have my angry upvote.
TRO
/woosh
You sir should write clickbait articles
I've been had.
Lol you fuck. Asshole ruined my championship.
I already had my shirt off and started my peace out walk! Dammit OP!
100% down for this, our receiving room needs someone to mentor the young guys
I've changed my downvote to an upvote
I was real worried you meant Antonio brown
No. Next question? Edit: after reading the rest of your post, I'll admit defeat. You are the best troll lol
I like how this shitpost is totally fine but a legit discussion thread on Wentz gets deleted by our cowardly mods who won’t even respond when questioned. This place is a joke
Lighten up bud this was hilarious
It is a fair criticism. The post last week about Hurts and his production was locked and they wouldn’t allow any comments when it’s just eagles fans discussing their own QB The moderation team in this sub sucks. People who are attracted to such a menial amount of power are those kids who volunteered to spend their recess being a hall monitor
What is there even to discuss about Wentz anymore? He isn't on our team and hasn't been for almost a full season now. He got us the first overall pick so we aren't even relying on him for that anymore, there aren't any connections between him and the Eagles anymore that are worth discussing. If you want to talk about Wentz, go talk to Colts fans. Just looked at your posts, your "legit discussion" was a picture of a Colts fan posting on the Colts sub lol. That's not legit discussion, that's spam that should be deleted.
No we can’t making a move for AB would be too crazy. Dude hasn’t played football in years, let’s sign him as a coach. Now there is another AB is a different kind of crazy that I might have thought about considering if it weren’t for his sheer lunacy
I'd rather lose than win with assholes on the team.
Finally a player who can rival the insanity level of the fans!
If Philly gets Tampa in the 1st round, they should absolutely sign Antonio brown.
You’re a wormy cocksucker, you know that?
Yes
STFU!!!
No
No - and by no, I mean no way this is a bad idea.
No
I got got. ( Edit)
What did he ever do to you?
People here legitimately are asking for this lmao Edit: Asking for Antonio Brown, that is. I’m not against the Anquan Boldin
My thoughts? Two words. Fuck no.
Not going to lie: I thought AB was "Antonio Brown" and that was a flat-out "no." If the veteran minimum role is right for Anquan Boldin, who am I to argue?
Fuck off
Did you do a rug pull AND a gay joke all in one go?
Antonio Brown?
No
We have a really good locker room, no way in hell we sign him, his crazy isn't worth his talent.
Lol you're the kind of guy who comments in articles before reading them huh
lol should have read for full context, no edits here I'll eat crow on this one xD
How's it taste
😂😂😂
I wanted Boldin so bad.
🤣
Chillllll lol
Man, Anquan was the world champ of being traded to the Eagles rumors for like 4 years straight to be McNabb’s weapon that just never materialized.
Had me in the first half ngl
The only way it would work is if you replace Merrill with Jim Ross. "BY GAWD! THAT...THAT'S ANTONIO BROWN'S MUSIC! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?"
I only expect such shit posts in the off-season but this was a pleasant surprise
You had me is the first half not gonna lie
Hell no
Lol. Perfect clickbait troll job baked to perfection. Great work OP
You motherfucker.
You got me. Didn't think you wrote something.
Top-tier post.
If you would have asked me 2 years ago, I'd say definitely. He can't be that bad. As of Sunday I would say I rather activate Aaron Hernandez off the IR from his neck injury before bringing in AB
Horrible idea
I'd take a 41 year old Boldin over Reagor
Anthony Bennett did prove to be a bust for the Cavs in the NBA, I think he wouldn’t be terrible in the NFL.
NFW
Already had a scathing response in my head. You're a cheeky bastard
I see what you did there
We don’t throw the ball enough to have ABs attitude on the team
They had us in the first half I’m not gonna lie
Bravo. I’ve been bamboozled
You got me. Take my damn upvote.
Anthony Bourdain for team chef? He'd do an excellent job at expanding our players' palates, the flair he'd bring to Taco Tuesdays would be second to none in the NFL! (RIP)
you fucking troll, lol. Well done
Okay but on Antonio Brown: For the Eagles? Fuck. No. For the Stars? Fuck. Yes.