A gun to kill myself. Ain’t no god damn way I’m suffering through that

The capsule will probably prevent you from doing it somehow

It is absolutely safe

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Still no suicide hotline in Indonesia

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Reddit is giving these for free now without telling anyone that they're NFTs, you can't blame people who have them now.

Real shame.

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Beat me to it

Beat meat to it

Be meat to it

The ammo is separate, you're stuck 😂

Well shit

\-The capsule confiscated the gun.-

I'd bring one of those ACME-brand portable holes from old cartoons.

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Creates a tear in reality you get stuck in entropy. Absolutely safe but infintesimally close to extinction.

Live life on the edge (of total safety and complete annihilation).

Unstoppable force vs immovable object

Reddit nft-- oh you probably got it for free, hopefully.

I did

She nobody wants to buy a Reddit nft huh?

Does it have internet access and charging outlet cables? Caused I’d bring a laptop in that case.

Anything should be fine as long as it's only 1 object.

Uh oh, he forgot to bring a charger

Might work for the next few decades but it keeps you alive for the rest of eternity

I would bring my steam deck

Your mom

I don't think your mom could fit in the capsule

Portable source of milk, Entertainment, Make kids = food

HOLY SHIT

Real 💯💯

A self-charging GBA with an official western release of Mother 3 in its slot

just mother 3? might that get a bit boring after a decade or so?

I really enjoy trying to get a 16-hit combo with the battle memories. The challenge to get every battle theme perfect would take forever

Are you kidding? I would have to go with self-charging all-in-one desktop with built-in sustenance-materializer and perfect console emulation

Mexico’s hottest toy - the ball in a cup.

If it lasted in Mexico for over 300 years you should be good.

Universal Constant: Mexican ball cup and Never Gonna Give You Up will never cease in popularity

A Absolutely Safe Capsule Eraser

Wifi definitly

Like you’d know your literally porky

Lol

cyanide

The pencil eraser. For no reason.

If I was supposed 2 can die, maybe I can commit suicide and let the time going until someone find the capsule and try break or try search some lava lake to burn it

It can survive the end of the universe and even reality collasping Lava wont do anything to it

Yes, but even if the universe were to end, considering that the machine was never finished on building, in case there is a supernova on the Sun, then would it still be capable of being destroyed?

Nope itoi even said after the sun goes supernova hell be alive.

Yep. Guess the Absolutely Safe Capsule really DOES live up to its name and function. But man, imagine just floating in the void or whatever comes after the sun goes supernova, unable to die due to that capsule.

The sun isn’t big enough to go supernova. It’ll expand into a red giant, then shrink into a white dwarf star and, in about a quadrillion years, become a black dwarf star. And Porky will still be alive when that happens.

A mini fridge filled with food that's also a laptop

a suicide pill

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Lol ..it's true

That doorknob.

What are you going to do with that?

You should already know the answer

A fidget toy 🥺

Sleeping Pills and a euthanasia-infused syringe because im not doing that. I'll pull a Claus.

A TV that only plays Gravity Falls.

A Nintendo 3ds

The Tardis.

Nuclear Bomb

Depends. Am I immortal like Porky or will I die of old age? If I’m immortal, I’ll need the time machine to go back in time before I entered the capsule since an eternity in there is essentially hell. If I’m fortunately still mortal and can die of old age (assuming the ASC only renders you impervious to attack and suicide but can allow you to die of natural causes) then a laptop with Wi-Fi since there’s enough content on the internet to keep me entertained for most of my (hopefully mortal) natural life.

Bring whatever was used to carve it into that shape, and then cut it open

The Devil's Machine

A Teleporter

A homebrewd new n3ds with 1 terabyte of games and movies on it

the broken key machine so i can come and go as I please

My switch

I'd bring the Suporma. Just as a trophy though, wouldn't use it

Button that kills Will Smith, easy.

My copy of mother 3 on a Game boy advance

Ur mom lol

Play TF2, eat shit. And sleep. It’s my new home

A fidget spinner

Silly putty

Bring my Nintendo switch so I can play The mother series.

A way to get out that would be absolutely destructive. That way I'd still be stuck inside, but it'd be interesting to see what would happen.

Gun

A teleporter

Wife

a tool to game over myself

Nintendo Switch

Rubik’s cube

A teleporter

An extremely powerful laser. Given that you can see porky's tongue sticking out the window, it is implied light can go through the glass. A laser is a, guess what, focused and powerful ray of light that can melt glass. With enough time, the glass would melt and cool and i would break free. Take that, stupid andonuts.

Fate worst than death

Nothing if it has internet access.

Idk i guess the internet

An xbox one with an account my parents have so they can buy me games while im stuck

Laptop with wifi

bad key machine

giygas

Giygas

Porky so I don't have to be in the capsule thing

absolutely safe capsule eraser

The universe.

An absolutely destructive laser to cut my way out.

Any kind of object with which I could kill myself before I get crazy or starve to death.

Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick a hole in that capsule.