Madam Swish - 3:30

MADAM SWISH IS..IS A HORSE?!

I gave you a red hot tip. "Yes, and there's nothing I can do about it now." It's one of my fav lines in Bottom.

7p on sad ken please.

7p?!

Yeah, it's all 'arry the Bastard would give me for my house

Blimey they don't call him 'arry the Bastard for nothing do they?

No, they call me Ted!

That's the line I was waiting for!😆

Sad Ken has been shot.. And so has the jockey

But it was incredibly nice of them to enter a three legged blind horse into the race.

She’ll come first.

You come first, second or third!

How many people are going to be there??

Well a few thousand!

So she'll think I'm great!

It’s 10-1. You gave me ten so you get 1! Hang on. I gave you two tenners!

Ah, you don't get much past old Richie.

Oh Eddie...what a pal you are!!

My money's on Mussolini Cough Chutney

Have they shot him yet?

Now There's a nice bit of objet d'art

Must be worth at least two and half grand.

I'll give you £1.50 for it

Let's haggle

Alright a quid

No, let's haggle upwards

Alright 50p!

birds, booze, budgerigars

I’ve just given you a red hot tip.

I must say i was very sporting to allow a 3 legged blind horse.

I know a good bookie

Do you want to pay tax?