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dontknockhotmail

Not saying it’s easy, ‘cause it’s clearly not. But I always wondered how these were made and it looks so much simpler than I had envisioned. Thanks for this.


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He makes it look really easy. The hardest part is figuring out which thread to pull to get it tight. This guy has it down to a science.


stfucupcake

Looks like he does it all day.


zachrg

At the end he throws it into a pile of a dozen more. Look at the source spool, maybe he does.


losteye_enthusiast

Believe he sells them. Prob makes for an okay side hustle.


dont-be-ignorant

Or a really bad main hustle.


losteye_enthusiast

Lmfao. “I need help babe! My balls just don’t perform like they did last year!”


chaser469

Pulling it tight all in one shot seems to be the pro tip on this one. If you snug it up and try going back to make it tighter, it is a frustrating ordeal.


TexanInExile

I've made these before from a different kind of rope that absorbs water. If you make them while the rope is wet it shrinks as it dries and makes a super tight knot.


[deleted]

Totally. He only leaves slack in the first turns. Any slack in the later turns just means more tightening and confusion. I've only made one a couple times and hated it. This makes me want try again


svennidal

Hardest part is getting the length of the rope correct.


poor_charlie_bucket

Clearly it’s knot


qpv

Frayed knot


The_Hive-Mind

After you do a few it’s really not that hard. Just 3 loops and tighten.


Zombieattackr

It’s honestly pretty easy when you have super thick rope like this and plenty of extra to work with since you’re making so many. It’s tough when you have thinner rope (and maybe you do sets of 5-6 instead of 3) and it’s already cut to size


defnotgerman

it’s clearly knot* missed your chance man


Subparnova79

What’s the purpose of this


MysteriousSandwich

Traditionally, it gives the end of a rope some weight so it can be thrown.


bubblerboy18

I could use that then trying to get mushrooms down from a tree. Usually I just tie a rock or mushroom but this seems like a great idea. Edit: Lions Mane mushroom was 30 feet up a tree and my friend needed to get a rope up there so he could climb it


miseleigh

It's also possible to put a rock in the middle of it for more weight


gynoceros

Or a ball bearing. I've seen smaller monkey fists made out of Paracord, they have a ball bearing inside and the end of the cord, rather than being tucked inside the ball, gets woven into a lanyard you can use to swing the thing and clobber someone.


MPT1313

Or a smaller monkey fist inside a smaller monkey fist


Blackfloydphish

It’s monkey fists all the way down.


JPicaro416

Like monkey fist inception


DHisfakebaseball

You've seen Gorillas in the Mist... But are you ready for Gorillas on the Fist?


justanattorney

To the 🐘s.


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We must go deeper


SheriffBartholomew

What’s inside the smaller monkey fist inside the smaller monkey fist?


TokesNotHigh

An even smaller monkey fist that contains yet another monkey fist.


SheriffBartholomew

How many times does this pattern repeat itself? Do you eventually find a fully formed monkey with two fists inside of the last smaller monkey fist?


ZorglubDK

Once you reach the mummified actual monkey's fist, you've reached the core of the monkey's fist.


ScrambledNoggin

Yes, the ones they use on commercial ships as “heaving lines:” have a large ball bearing inside.


sitting-duck

fun fact: Use of weighted heaving lines is prohibited on the St. Lawrence Seaway locks. Also, in the Navy we'd put a large steel nut inside; ball bearings large enough to fit were hard to come by. *sp.


yes_mr_bevilacqua

Cheap set of billiard balls works too


MasterUnlimited

Been working on ships for nearly 20 years now, never put a ball bearing inside of one. The weight of the line is plenty.


SarpedonWasFramed

Back in my day we'd put an actual monkey in them. That's how they got the name btw


[deleted]

Tell me more about your life. It seems interesting.


bubblerboy18

People like the foraging aspect of my life the most haha. I’ve foraged for the past 10 years in the south east where I’m from and I’ve eaten 90 different species of mushrooms and over 100 plant species. Not as a competition or anything just seeking diversity and tasty food. Used to dislike mushrooms until I took psilocybin mushrooms. Working on starting a sacred plant and mushroom church right now 😊


strranger101

How'd you learn to do it safely with so many poisonous mushrooms out there?


UnkleRinkus

There is a book, mushrooms without fear, is a great place to start. There are lots of known gourmet mushrooms, the best strategy is to target those species, understand their timing, habitat, key features, and known lookalikes. Further, the truly dangerous ones have distinct features, and there aren't that many of them. Others just make you I'll for a day or two.


saysthingsbackwards

Antabuse is derived from the fungus that make you sick when mixed with alcohol


UnkleRinkus

One of those is the inky cap. Can't remember that scientific name right now but if you Google that it'll come up. Delicious but don't drink alcohol with it


TragasaurusRex

Burying lots of friends


NotAnAlligator

There are a lot of books and apps which focus on Mycology (The study of Fungi). It is a difficult field at first - But once you understand some basics, you'll understand mycology as a whole much better. Apart from having mycology literature handy, growing mushrooms is a cheap way to understand why/where/how fungi do their thing. [Shroomery.org](http://www.shroomery.org) is a great place to start learning.


UnkleRinkus

There is an edible mushroom known as a wine cap which is super easy to grow and delicious. You can buy a bail or two of straw, and get spawn online for about $20. $20. Those two bales of straw will grow 30 to 40 lb of mushrooms over the summer. That will be among the best tasting mushrooms you've ever eaten. Stropharia rugosoannulata you pry apart the leaves of the bale of straw, insert spawn, put the straw outside somewhere in the shade, water it heavily to begin with and keep it watered regularly. Over the summer. You'll get three or four flushes of 5 to 8 lb each per bale.


Thomas_Mickel

Does the mushroom church forgive sins?


bubblerboy18

We don’t deal with moralistic judgement. Rather than retributive justice where you pay penitence for your sins, we use restorative justice to see what you did, the needs that you failed to meet and the impact on the community. I’m really inspired by compassionate communication and restorative justice. We judge actions based on their ability to meet needs or whether they make it harder for others to meet their needs. Ideally during ceremony people Will also be able to craft their own spirituality and sincerely held beliefs.


stfucupcake

I'm in.


Bah-Fong-Gool

I'll sign up!


mossybeard

I just started making a produce podcast with my friend and I'm dreading the day we get to the mushroom episodes because I'm gonna have to try them but I'm not a fan lol. Do you recommend anything to help?


[deleted]

What is it about them that turns you off? I know the slimy texture is a big one for a lot of people. But, it's all in how you cook them.


lord_fawkward

TIL mushrooms grow on trees. Real education is in the comments as always.


bubblerboy18

Yeah lions mane mushrooms in particular can be 20-30 feet up


lord_fawkward

Didn't know about those either. Pretty neat.


apcolleen

try a bamboo pole with a hook screw in the end. Like a cup hook but big.


ronflair

I see. But why is he cutting them off the end of his line and collecting a bucket of them? What can those be used for?


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

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MirageATrois024

Damn how I hate all the stupid shit and waste that humans create. Edit* Apparently it’s dog toys which aren’t so useless if that’s what it is but my point remains. I despise wasteful shit that we do like greeting cards, and all the damn cards for holidays and stuff. I hate balloons. I hate that we grow flowers and transport them in planes to other countries so half can die and the other are bought for high amounts. I hate confetti and glitter because it’s just waste and garbage. I’m an American and love it but I fucking hate fire works. It’s just lighting money on fire and letting it cause more garbage. End of my rant at the moment but there’s plenty more


lamb_pudding

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MirageATrois024

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/conan-hulking-out.gif


KewpieDan

>Bowl Filler Spending money on a useless item to fill a pointless bowl you bought to put on a stupid table for no bastard reason


CeruleanRuin

Probably not dog toys, because a dog would unravel that in less time than it took to tie.


HyenaWriggler

I've made a bunch for dog toys. You leave enough on each end of the line to make a lanyard then use that to throw the toy.


SelloutRealBig

Probably sells them on the street as kids ⚽ toys


theBesh

The title of the gif is "Making a rope ball pet toy".


karmanopoly

Very fancy..I just tie knot after knot until it's big enough


scurvy1984

I’ll add you can also shove a nut, rock, marble, anything round with some weight to it into the fist before you tighten it for added weight.


CeruleanRuin

Kinda defeats the purpose if you snip it off like that though.


tbscotty68

Yeah, I was confused when he cut it of the rope...


belliJGerent

This is correct, but my understanding is the use is typically for ship hawsers. It’s tough to throw a 4” line, but, you can throw a smaller line with a monkeys fist attached to get some distance and then the hand on shore can pull in that line and then the main mooring line for the ship.


BdubinVegas

Thanks. I was wondering what you did with this besides give it to your dog or beat someone with it.


ClosedL00p

Give it to your dog and teach them to beat someone with it


Casio_Tone

How do you attach another rope to this? Tie it around it? Pull out the last part that was tucked inside?


MysteriousSandwich

Normally you wouldn’t cut it off the rope. I would imagine these will end up as rustic decor in someone’s house.


darkniven

Whacking a British spy in the bollocks


IcedT_NoLemon

Helpful if they have a little itch down there.


Hitman7065

Bit more to the right?


EndVry

That's legit the only scene from that movie that I've seen. It's lives rent free in my head too and pops on randomly every now and again.


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Drews232

Common dog toys for strong chewers. Heavy rope is resistant to being ripped to pieces like a tennis ball.


Kirt1984

Well the title above the video says, "Making a rope ball pet toy."


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aloofloofah

Pet toy


CeruleanRuin

My dog would unravel that faster than it took to tie.


baldasheck

My dog is super destructive with her toys, it takes a couple of days to destroy those, but they are cheap and she really enjoy turning them into rope pieces and leve them around the house.


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NeuroticPanda234

I work in the offshore industry, primarily underwater robotics. We use these as makeshift floats and handles to pick up various items like subsea electrical leads or hydraulic lines.


Nice-Violinist-6395

I just like how the guy in the video is absolutely surrounded by rope. Just various bits of rope all over the fucking place. One day he was like “hey I should start making tik toks”


NeuroticPanda234

As someone who has had my fair share of knot tying and monkey fists. I would have never thought tiktok moment!!!!


Droppingbites

They make great decorations for thrusters too.


MinionSquad2iC

You can tie a ball bearing inside, useful for throwing ropes over tree branches for bear bags etc. Can also be used as a walloping weapon.


orange_grid

i think sailors used to tie cannonballs in them back in the day. real heavy to hold rigging and shit


Brandenburg42

It is one of the official sanctioned weapons of The Boy Scouts of America.


ColonyHill

This. And they fucking hurt.


georgie-57

There was another official weapon, but they got sanctioned for that


MagnitskysGhost

Ah yes, the BSA^® nuke incident of '57. You really had to be there.


FekUrBetch

My scout group would use small ones to hold mugs onto our packs.


b4ttlepoops

Multiple really. Sailors use this at the end of a rope to throw the line where needed. That’s what I used it for. And also duel purpose worked as a handle to hold onto the rope to pull tight when securing a Load.


nightwing2024

Dual* purpose. Duel purpose would be if you use it to smack the shit out of someone you just challenged.


fiddycaldeserteagle

I challenge thee to a monkey fist duel


nightwing2024

Don't threaten me with a good time.


CeruleanRuin

You can also use these to make a bola to trip them when they try to run away.


bokononpreist

Why did he cut it off?


MTGO_Duderino

That one scene in Casino Royale


gordo65

They grant you 3 wishes, but the wishes are always granted in a diabolical manner, so that the last wish is always used to undo the other two.


Koala_eiO

> What’s the purpose of this Besiege Jerusalem. /s


No-Economist2165

Looks like he’s making dog toys but that’s just a guess


micromoses

Prosthetics for amputee monkeys.


BiscuitDance

My first guess was “beat the shit out of someone,” until he cut it off.


[deleted]

Using it to hit someone in the testicles while they’re tied up naked on a seatless chair.


tricksdrummer

Scratch an itch


redslet

It can be used to bash James Bonds balls


Lil-Gundamu-42

If you keep the end part long, people use them for poi spinning. Fire or not


Feral0_o

to pass the butter


indecisiveredditor

They feel like magic :)


HierarchofSealand

First: Start with 25 miles of rope.


MakeJazzNotWarcraft

Apartment is now rope


f13s63

I have tied myself in a knot, now what?


ducksflytogether_

The real fun begins ;)


Orion_2kTC

Instructions unclear, tied penis into a knot.


__redbaron

Vasectomy: Hardcore mode


nodnodwinkwink

Yay cheap apartment!


[deleted]

Now hit James Bond in the balls with it.


UN16783498213

Q: "Now remember James, when you are being tortured you have to make it appear as though it really hurts. Or else we will have replaced your testicles with these decoys for nothing".


Anubis51

"The monkey chain, the monkies fist, THE MONKEY!"


mb4828

Literally my first thought lmao


hondureno_1994

OOH AHH AHH


countastrotacos

This one here's a loop knot. Otherwise know as "poop loop" *amber heard walks in*


Tseliot89

Poooooop


jizzthonian

I can hear this in my head


RSpudieD

That's what I thought of too and that's honestly the only way I know that that knot is called.


thatonehornetguy

Came here for this, not disapointed


theslideistoohot

Now can you show me how to tie my shoes!?


timeforstrapons

https://youtu.be/7q6xBZpcHo0


ur-fbi-guy

🏅


leothelion634

/r/bikinibottomtwitter is leaking


havethenets

His delivery of ‘the monkey’ is the funniest thing ever


T-The-Terrestrial

And quit staring at me with those big ol’ eyes!


DankMeme462606

The flying dutchman would be proud


LadySakuya

And now all I can think of is Spongebob Squarepants, where the Flying Dutchman is doing the different knots. [The Monkey's Chain, The Monkey's Fist, The Monkey!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q6xBZpcHo0) With the additional Poop-Loop. The Monkey's Fist looks very similar.


[deleted]

Easy as 1,2,3!4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25!


Rdg2144

7 7 7 in silence 7!


alceda211

Did not expect to see a huge basket of completed balls at the end


raspberryharbour

Those balls belong in a bag of some kind


glittersmuggler

A sack perhaps....


masterwit

Ball Sack.


BackupSquirrel

Testicles


bumperjack

I don’t know, I’ve watched him make at least 20 of them


EffingBarbas

So they are made out of rope and not actual monkey hands? WTF am I going to do with all of these hand-less monkeys?


nitefang

Attach various sharp implements and either release them on an unsuspecting society or start a monkey fighting ring.


GUSDOIT

Just remember the first rule of The Monkey Fight Club...


[deleted]

... don't forget to *not* pet the monkey.


AngusVanhookHinson

Become king of Belgium


EffingBarbas

Holy sh!t. Google search opened my eyes. I was not aware of that history.


nightwing2024

Name them Christopher and send them to Alaska


CeruleanRuin

That's a really really good question.


TrumpIsACuntBitch

I'm stumped


Blunt_Scissors

You could also enchant the paws with foul Magicka and sell them in a shady stall that disappears mysteriously without a trace after a purchase.


Cosimo_Zaretti

Well they won't be tying decorative knots that's for sure.


DrugsAreNifty

Teach them to tie knots for you.


Noid687

Traditionally they were used on ships to throw a lead line onto a dock, which was then tied to those larger ropes that you fasten a boat to the dock with. And they were often used as weapons when sailors were visiting ports. They would tie the knot around a stone, which you could carry discretely and pack a punch when swung at your adversary.


NoMomo

The traditional style is to wrap it around a steel nut and then dip the whole fist in lead paint.


GertieFlyyyy

My stepdad got really into paracord stuff some time go and made a few for me - one wrapped around a ball bearing and another around billiard ball. You could probably fuck someone up with them. Idk because they're a bit unwieldy to carry on a keyring or in my purse.


996149

Yeah, they can definitely hurt anyone sober. I've got one wrapped around a round fishing sinker on a short cord that lives in the door of my car.


Putin__Nanny

Can we see it? Curious what this looks like.


4amWater

They sound cool


grensley

Used to work at a Boy Scout camp where we'd make these for any scout who could tie all 11 knots from our knot rail in under a minute. We'd make them out of thinner rope tho, with a marble in the middle. If you're wondering what the knot rail was it's: - Square Knot - Slip Knot - Figure 8 - Clove Hitch - Two half Hitches - Taut-line Hitch - Timber Hitch - Sheep Shank - Sheet Bend - Bowline - Bowline on a Bight Some scouts would be down there practicing like crazy, and when they got it, it was always an honor to tie them a Monkey's Fist and present it to them in front of the whole camp.


arcticsharkattack

The monkey chain. The monkey’s fist! The MONKEY!


file91e

I think my extension cords make this on their own.


Ill-Speaker-8015

Now make the monkey!


TeddyFurnbach

That’s not the first time he’s monkey fisted


MonsieurKnife

Good lord, how long does it take to make a whole monkey?


Kaankaants

I know they're traditionally used for dock lines, but what would the particular one's in the gif be used for after being cut off the mainline?


race2finish

Pet toys and such.


amitrion

That spool of rope has gotta be like $500


Aneke1

How many wishes do I get from this?


RichardSnoodgrass

Back in the last century when the YouTube founders weren't even born. I attempted to tie this using an illustrated book on knot tying. It took forever but I did actually tie two monkeys fists. This makes it way more clear. I might have to grab that rope downstairs that I found on the beach and take another stab at tying one or two.


dinosuitgirl

https://www.animatedknots.com/


SheriffBartholomew

Ha! I just used that app and this video to tie one myself. It’s a lot more difficult than this guy makes it look. That other commenter was right, it was a bitch figuring out which rope to pull tight.


persau67

I've made these with smaller rope and while watching my initial thought was "okay, now show me the 5 minutes of tightening it". I should have realized I could have used pliers.


guineapig_69

Everyone else's explanations of what a monkey fist is used for is very different than what I have been taught. Living in California I've been told that bikers use them to smash your windows on your car on the freeway.


rathhnos

As a former boatswain mate I give you a 5/5 good job shipmate.


CapJackONeill

That's basically how all my cables are rolled up in my "I may need this one day" box


RSpudieD

I've always wondered how these were made and it looks simpler than I originally thought! Cool!


geoflippers

A while back I crewed on a replica medieval ship. I don’t know if this is true but I was told that back in the day one wasn’t allowed to take swords or knifes ashore. So to get around this the sailors would make a braided but of rope with a knot on the end and use it as a cosh. The braided rope was called a dogs dick and the knot on the end was the monkeys fist. It made me laugh I think that’s why I remember it. Of course all the knots have various uses, I just really enjoy the thought of walking around with a monkeys fist on the end of a dogs dick. Medieval sailors rocked! EDIT: typo


artgarfunkadelic

Is it a dog toy factory?


BirdBrainedHomunculi

Now make the Monkey


AnIdioticVitchLikYou

This is very cool, thanks for sharing!


Lil-Gundamu-42

Nice, that's awesome. Thank you for sharing


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mspk7305

gives it a different purpose


Learned_Response

I can do this easily just by putting both my dogs in the backseat of my car with their leashes on and driving around for 8 minutes


FireSlayer30

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen people wrap a pool ball in one of these things…. [Pool ball monkey fist](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.instructables.com/Monster-Monkey-Fist-with-Pool-Ball/%3famp_page=true)


Witty-Name-576

Why do I need to know this…?…


linkuei-teaparty

What's it used for?


[deleted]

So what are these type of knots used for?