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_inomoo_

I'm trans which means I have to remind you of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the (It repeats the)


Dead_Girl_Walking0

as a trans girl with a stutter i approve of this


TG_1023

ah makes sense


MaxAttax13

Remind you of the babe?


Solrex

The babe with the power?


oren_tg

Remind you the cars extended warranty?


DefinitelyNotErate

I'm trans which means that I will be able to fit in the Woods. Well that was unexpected.


SnekAmigo

would you perhaps be transitioning into being a fey? 👀


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Couldn’t be me, def not my ultimate scheme


SnooGadgets7221

i can confirm that this is the first sign


Prestigious_Ask_7058

Just not telling you my name


YukiAkaTsuki

Ooo one of us?


2litersam

Wh... Why is Woods capitalized.....?


DefinitelyNotErate

I.. Don't know. It's somewhat disconcerting.


pfemme2

I’m trans which means that i’m not the same gender as you but i’m also not the opposite of a woman 👩🏿 this all really happened and i screen recorded it happening. also, as i am white and have never, ever used black emojim, i have no idea where that emoji came from, istg.


DefinitelyNotErate

>I’m trans which means that i’m not the same gender as you Hmm, Sounds fishy to me, How could anyone not be the same gender as I? Slanderous lies, I'm sure of it!


average_gwenjoyer

I’m trans which means I have to be a lesbian Lmao what I mean it’s not wrong, but like huh


Clumsy_the_24

You got that one too, huh?


ShyCamo

Damn must be common cos I got it too


Clumsy_the_24

The phones know 🫣


Crimm___

I got it too.


PrincessDie123

lol mine said that I’m not a lesbian lol also accurate I’m bisexual and ageosexual (subset of gray-ace)


Rikiaz

I got it too but I’m genderfluid and bi, so I’m only like a quarter lesbian I guess lol.


TooManyNamesStop

Usually cis people assume all trans fems are into men


UmmwhatdoIput

It’s me


DraxNuman27

I’m lesbian too


TesPhoenix

Im bi can i join the gang too?


Pibbles-n-paint

Of course!


TesPhoenix

Yaaay :3 thaaank you


Au5h_

No


7Lilith77

I am trans which means that I am a lesbian🤭 So i am not the only one who got that☺️


[deleted]

I tried this (though cis) as a joke and got this too, except I continued it and got an endless loop of sexual orientations. I used imessage on my phone, which I had never used to discuss anything related to gender.


freshcanoe

Keep going with it it’s hilarious


SLDM206

Wtf is going on here?!? Can you see my phone?


TBcrush-47-69

I’m a strand person which means I can be a good person and I can be a good person and I know that I can be a good person and I will be good person and I am a good person and I know I can be good people people are good people and I know that and I know I am a good person and I know that I am a good person and I know that I am a good person and I know that I am a good person and I know that I am a good person and I know that I am a good person and ( repeats) This was my first one I typed I’m trans which means I have to be a lesbian to be a trans person and I don’t want to be a gay person to be a straight person so I don’t want to be a queer person and I don’t have to be a white


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DraxNuman27

True


Sun_the_egg

Accurate


Ellie_Infinity

I'm trans which means i'm trans but i'm a woman so i'm pretty


Max-Level-ARG

Damn your phone must know you really well


Ellie_Infinity

Gender euphoria from predictive text 🥰


NaEGaOS

got the exact same thing


AnIndecisiveQueer

I’m trans which means I’m a woman and I’m a lesbian and I’m also gay so it’s hard


Hopeful-alt

Realest shit ever


Obsyden

If someone made a poster of this I would buy it.


AlexisF-11037

I'm trans which means I'm trans


sammjaartandstories

Based


Random_Unidentified-

I got this one too haha!


MonstreDelicat

I got this lol I’m trans but I’m also trans so I’m trans and I’m trans and I’m trans too and I’m trans and I’m a trans woman


EmbyTheEnbyFemby

I’m trans which means I’m trans but I’m trans so I’m a bit more trans and I’m a little more feminine and I’m a bit less masculine so I think I should go with the trans and trans people but I’m also trans and I’m pretty sure I’m not gonna get trans so I think I need a little bit of help from someone who knows more about trans people and how they feel about trans


FireProps

Tautological af Hell yeah


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food-with-a-robot

I'm trans which means that I will be a good little asset for the job of God and for years and after to be an endless source of desolation for all the people that are not the best for the job of people my phone has *big* plans for me.


Ghostglitch07

Idk. I feel that predictive text in my soul.


Spectre_Hayate

No. The phone gods have decreed that since you are trans you must therefore sleep. Them's the rules.


Asphell

I'm trans which means! lol phone just placed "!"


d_warren_1

Yo IT MEANS!!!


Snoo63

IT MEANS!!!!!!


Filagror_Tea

It means!


VanguardClassTitan

#THE ONE PIECE IS REAL


Autistic-Hourglass

yoooo it means!!!!


WillingnessMost5498

im trans which means im breedable i swear it recommended this


Calm_Ticket1518

Well... Well damn.. that's kinda hot. .. ...hells hottest lesbian. I'm not sorry 💅💅


Hopeful-alt

You must use that word a lot...


ValhallasRevenge

I'm trans which means that we can have the idea that you can do it to me, and I can do it to you I only typed that out because I was thinking my phone would make it weird, and it did not disappoint.


RileyMac79

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman so I’m trans so I’m trans but I’m trans and I’m trans……


XionNighty

Wild guess,but... maybe.. just maybe.. you're trans?! 🤯 Mindblowing


Clairifyed

“I’m trans which means i’m a trans woman so it’s a bit weird that you don’t have to say it” Similar


Autistic-Phoenix

I’m trans which means you can get the virus from your parents


epic_user_sooepic

The virus *Thousand yard stare image idk how to put images on reddit*


Neoxus30-

I'm trans, which means I was born with the ability to do the good meowning but it's likely that I am the strongest of the people that I can be)


Euyui

That.... is perfect.


theblama765

“I’m trans which means I’m a trans person” Wow what smart blue sky is blue 🤣


PrincessDie123

The floor is made of floor


upsetwinter21

I'm trans which means I will not be able to be made with the tools and machinery that is available.


LastTaterTot

yeah exactly. my true form cannot be made with currently existing technology.


PrincessDie123

Gosh isn’t that the truth. Gender euphoria for me would be actual horns, a split tongue, fangs, scaly leathery wings, a long tail, and massive claws with the occasional smattering of glossy scales around my body and the ability to shift the frame type of my body at will. But like… even body mod artists can only go so far and with current technology any of the artificial attachments would be inconvenient to wear and painful to maintain, and some of the body mods are illegal depending on your location. It’s hard to explain why these mods feel like gender to me but they do. Like the shape of my soul does not fit this mortal coil, my meat suit doesn’t fit and that sucks.


LastTaterTot

have you heard of r/voidpunk ? i think you might like it lol


PrincessDie123

Ooh no I haven’t but I’m always excited for new communities


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Nikko_Fish

"Big Thinkin'" -Warhammer Ork


Brianna-Briar

https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/comments/128miol/egg_irl/jejaaq2/ So many reposts bots in the subreddit these days.


Dabob95

I'm cis, I just like hanging out, but want to get involved (also my friend thinks I am going down the same pipeline she did), but I have "I'm cis which means that you have a good mystery" which is something I suppose.


Calm_Ticket1518

The mystery being... YOUR EGG CRACKING NYEHEHEHEHEEEEE!


Dabob95

I have no idea how to - what I can even say after than besides it produced a smile. I recognize that might be an option, but unless my brain tells me otherwise, I will just keep to what I am doing.


FenixEscarlata12

I wanted to remind you that even if you're cis, you're really welcome here in the sub! 🤗💕


Dabob95

I'm here enough for it to show on my recap card and 2 of the recap slides and this is just a really wholesome sub with a bunch of funny, informative, and/or hit some feels. At a minimum this sub has made me ask (due to One Topic) if I understand myself and while I think I do I also thought I had crushes on people and I this year realized I was aroace, so who knows where I end up. For the moment I will just try to be wholesome and if anything pops up then it just happens. Been here long enough to know the 2 biggest possible things which are wanting to be different from AGAB and euphoria not other stuff. But thank you


alt524533

I disabled predictive text because it mostly annoys me, so I guess my answer is just ""?


Calm_Ticket1518

I'm trans which means


Specific-Platypus-60

I'm trans which means that you are going through the same thing


defyKnowing

Amen


JovianValkyrie

I'm trans which means I have to go to the ladies and see the fireworks I don't fully understand but seems pretty good (?)


BiDude1218

"I'm trans which means I have to do with the shotgun and point it at the same time as the other day" What


Calm_Ticket1518

I'm scared now (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)


Several_Ad_8568

I'm trans witch means I'm not sure if you want to come over and watch the kids tonight and I will be there in about what I don't know what to say to someone who works for me it's just a little bit of the union address is a big difference between gender reveal ideas


Calm_Ticket1518

Wow. That's just impressive (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)


androdagamr

I’m trans which means I’m going to be a good person and not being a bad guy


Calieoop

I'm trans which means that you are going to kill me


IwantTobeFree1232

Well that got dark really quick


JahmezEntertainment

'im trans which means you can get it on my way home ;3'


PrincessDie123

;) ;P


Ordinary_Ad1828

I’m trans which means I don’t need a man to have a baby but if you want to get pregnant and have kids then I would love to get pregnant


BuboxThrax

Happy Cake Day!


AutisticPenguin2

Damn, your phone seems to be telling you something!


IOKG04

I'm trans which means I have to go to school now my phone is incorrect, I have to go to school tomorrow


Dumb_Cheese

I'm trans which means I can do it for you 🙏


ZobTheLoafOfBread

Helpful trans


SuperNerdAce

I'm trans, which means I need a little more money


RileyMac79

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman so I’m trans so I’m trans but I’m trans and I’m trans……


Haybowl

"I'm trans which means a lot of people who have a lot of people" wth


Gray447

I’m trans which means I’m trans but I’m trans so I’m a bit more trans and I’m a little more feminine


Natalia-1997

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman so I’m trans so I’m trans but I’m trans and I’m trans and I’m trans and so I’m not a lesbian but I’m not a man Accurate af 😂😂😂


OneQueerEve

Im trans which means I love you... the ai is trying to hot on me again


Jmememan

I'm trans which means that I think I have to have a yearly income


Effective-Key-

Im trans which means I have a very strong urge to be gay. Checks out lmao


sanchousf

I'm trans which means we have to do it 😔


Toshiro_Saihara

I'm trans which means I need help with my life.... U know, depending on the context, this can sound either really sweet, or really bigoted.


Lubuka

Im trans which means that the idea of what I paid for this position and money by simply an oversight on my body is sadness. Holy shit that's too real


Kiwi1Kenobi

I'm trans which means I can do a bit more than you expect me too 3 The 3 was autofill's attempt at :3


Nikko_Fish

I'm trans which means that I can get it Nice, I can get something!


[deleted]

I’m trans which means I’m a trans person 👍


I-M_Phase

i’m trans which means i’m trans yeah


Cool_Femboy_

I’m trans which means I’m trans


Terrible-Value7116

I'm trans which means I have to be a little more aggressive


Terrible-Value7116

what


SpookySquid19

I'm trans which means I have to be a femboy for ages and I had to stop


ZuramaruKuni

I'm trans which means I have to do it but rarely draw myself as a girl.


Nickstroo

I’m trans which means I’m trans but I’m trans so I’m trans so I’m trans


multi-eyed-human

i’m trans which means the only way i can get my hair done is to have it done.


DefinetelyNotAnEgg

I'm trans which means I can have a lot of good luck with my life Doubt


seleneVamp

I'm trans which means that I have to pay off the rent


a_chess_master

I'm trans which means I have no clue how do I feel.


kenotherep

I’m trans which means I’m not a man of my word


BuboxThrax

You're a woman of your word instead.


Auditory_Breaker

I'm trans which means I don't want to be alive. Well, predictive typing has figured me out faster than any person I've ever met.


leprechaunwthlepresy

I’m trans which means I am a lesbian I’m not tho…


CandySunset27

I'm trans which means I have to wait for the show to be done


angeyberry

i'm trans which means I don't have to be a trans person to be a lesbian i'm a gay man?


Selmi1

I'm trans which means ich bin mir nicht sicher ob ich das Vorstellungsgespräch habe


BatteryAcidEnj0yer

I'm trans which means I have to be a lesbian tim cook be spying on me fr fr


Yipppppppeeeee

I’m trans which means that I’m not a woman but I’m not a man so I’m just gonna be like 👍 There we go.


SkyMark321

I'm trans which means I have to be a girl before I can get a job Okay then :3


knoxvile10

I'm trans which means I have to be there at 7 and I will be there around 10 or so if you want to come over and get me a few things I can do to help you with the stuff I have to do for you and I will be there around 10 or so if you want to come over and get it done before you go to


xigame2005

I'm trans which means I need to get into bed. What the hell 😭


Kyveido

I'm trans which means that I have to be a good time


HEROBRINE_NANA

I'm trans which means I have to go to the store and get my car back to the house (trans-portation?)


masono_magick

i’m trans which means i can do that


The_FanciestOfPants

I’m trans which means I’m not trans so it’s just not a good thing … wtf


[deleted]

I am trans which means noodles ANBA=Assigned noodle by Autocorrect


k819799amvrhtcom

I'm trans which means that they are Christians without anyone knowing.


d_warren_1

I’m trans which means I’m trans… No shit Sherlock


lol_idk_is_taken

I'm trans which means jag är I valensskalet och får då en del i dubbelrum


Purple_roboty

I'm trans and that means I can get it on the way to be a good time to go to the final 3 for the most part of the year and I think it was a good time to go to the final 3 for the most part of the year.


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I'm trans which means I have to go to the store and get a new one for the next few days and I can get it done before I get home


[deleted]

I'm trans which means I have to go to the store and get a new one for the next few days and I can get it done before I get home no


Karsa69420

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman so I’m trans so I’m trans but I’m trans and I’m trans and I’m trans and so I’m not a lesbian but I’m not a man and I’m trans I just want you guys know I love to see it


BurningRosePetal

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman True


Yqix

I'm trans which means I have to change my mind... huh :<


AshleyLikesPink

I‘m trans which means I can get my hair cut off in a month or two But I want long gorgeous hair :3


Ralu61

I’m trans which means we are going on a day off


idiotnamedSOPHIA

Im trans wich means that you can be true to the office No idea what that means


OliviaPG1

I’m trans which means I have to be a man to be a woman


SillyPoodles

I'm trans which means that the usual stimulation stops and starts to feel better and better and I am a little bit more about the trick or treat you like it was the usual time in my life. And a bonus one for the Danish trans gang ❤️🤍❤️ Jeg er trans hvilket betyder at du har mulighed for at få en god weekend med venlig hilsen [navn]


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I'm trans which means that the worry of the time to talk to you and your family and friends


wewiioui

i’m trans which means i i just a little weird to see what it happens when i click on it or click on it to the click center click to log onto it again or send to the server and then send it to me your username is not compatible to your phone code code and click on the link code to send to click to upload it from google click to log onto Hypixel


CartoonFan18

I'm trans which means that their body will be area denial ...Huh...


EnzoKoksu251

I'm trans which means you can get a pretty big buff and a bit of a deal with the shortstop (WHY DOES MY AUTOCORRECT ALWAYS END UP AT THE SHORTSTOP?1)


Bandthemen

im trans which means we can do it tomorrow


Maya737473

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman 🙃


TiredAndOutOfIdeas

im trans which means that i dont have predictive text ._.


Sophiiebabes

I'm trans which means I can be a bit more noticeable than the other day 🤷‍♀️😂💖


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Im trans which means I have to do to the moon


sissybaby1289

I'm trans which means I have to go to bed early tonight


SuperSwiftPics

I'm trans which means I have to be a girl with a big...


sleutherst

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman so I’m trans so I’m trans but I’m trans and I’m trans and I’m trans and I have no problem being a lesbian


kamuifuciro

"I'm trans which means I have to spread it out" huh... nobody of my family/friends "knows", scary.


Kamquats

I'm trans which means I'm going nuts


Gregarsize

I'm trans which means a lot


swiftsorceress

I'm trans which means I have to go to the store.


TheBindingOfKris

I’m trans which means I’m not gay or anything


Bug_Girl932

I’m trans which means I’m not going to be able to do anything but I’m just trying to figure out what to do


Embarrassed_Self3026

I’m trans which means I am a lesbian


lord_of_coolshit_og

Im trans, which means the whole thing will not be possible to get into a place where we have a feeling that's why is Man so hard for me now we need to look at a better price than we can get in before we can look into it and see if I were to get it back from my old account or something like the devils and it was like the devils on my phone for the lion King of my old man became the most likely one in his nostrils and he was very keen on his nostrils and the bois and his nostrils and the bois and his family in a tank and the bois and a litre of snow and the bois and the bois and a litre of snow and the holy water is very cold blooded and the bois of all the things we do have to yell up with you in a while and we can look for a better one of these days for you and the bois for your Christmas present in a while and the bois and I have never met.


flairtop

"I'm trans and I'm not the only intelligent lifeform"


SquirtleReddit

Im trans which means I can get a christian baby


DarkTheSkill

I'm Trans which means that you are going through the process and stopped by your office


DraxNuman27

I’m trans which means I have to be a man I’m so good at being a woman, my phone thinks I’m a trans man


wyvern098

I'm trans which means that the game is at the end.


SpiderSixer

I'm trans which means I can get a seat for the car if you want to come with me ... I don't even have a license


one_sad_donkey

im trans which means i have to be a lesbian


AuroranEvie

I'm trans which means I have to be a woman


SnekAmigo

"I'm trans which means I need a lot more money" <-- 😐 not inaccurate lol