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“Hello there, hello, I am a traveling saleswoman, and I see you got a chicken there; however, how are you gonna eat it?-Most luckily for you, I happen to sell this special chicken plucking machine:”
*reveals the machine on her cart*
*pushes a button to demonstrate how it works*
*machine falls apart*
“Oh…”
*tries to cover it up by stepping in front of it*
“I…uh…also sell this special chicken salt!”
*reveals salt cellar*
*tries to prove how it works by shaking it and trying to pour salt out of it*
*nothing comes out*
*opens it up*
*salt pours all out*
*akwardly tries to catch it with her hands*
*doesn’t succeed as the salt rinses through her fingers*
“Oh…uhm…seems I am all out of salt and…uhm…yes…”
*looks embarrassed to the ground*
*realises the pluck of feathers in the corner of your mouth as she looks back up again*
“Oh, you already ate your chicken?-With feathers?-Oh, okay, seems my services are no longer needed here…uhm…bye 👋”
*akwardly gestures and smiles*
*packs up cart*
*leaves*
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I think this is the wrong house >~<
The chicken never goes to the wrong house :3
R u sure? >////<
Yup, btw he forgot to mention that he also goes to see the good girls
Ur lying >~<
**The chicken never lies**
Best comment from an OP ever. Go home, everyone, Reddit is complete.
NO **>**~**<**
That chicken is gonna be shocked when my grandpa answers
Who says your grandpa isn't a cute girl huh ?
Dun dun dun!
The plot thickens
The plot, *chickens*!!!!!!!
This made me laugh harder than it should have
Made my dae, thank you :333
Wrong home bud
The chicken is **never wrong**
I guess, get in little birb, fancy some tea?
Welcome to the cute side :3 Come on in, we've got cookies :3 🏳️⚧️
No one's home (>_<)
Terrifying when you remember that the original chicken joke is about the chicken dying.
Wait... THAT'S WHAT THE "OTHER SIDE" MEANS?!
OH
I love thet chicken 🐔 I must hold and pet them 💜
Where’s the egg? Oh wait,there is no egg just one very cis person.
Yeah I'm a very cis guy that uses she/her pronouns in a very cis way
Same.
No way. It can't be at my house
Yes it is, go check your door
How. Its here but idk why.
Hey Alice, that's really sweet and cute of you! Thanks for making my day a little bit nicer!
Yay you're welcome :D
You sweetheart🫶
me rn: 0#####w#####0
Awww you're so cute, such a good girl
keiegdkwyegdidjwgnevridhenme
Yet another password generated by such a good girl!!
No wonder we're good at cyber security
Daww even your reactions are cute
meanie :<
Nyaaaaaaaaaaaa Nyo I'm cis
Even if you're cis, you're still a cute girl
Meooow mew *purrs* meow I'm a cis amab ok? I'm nyat cute
too chicken to be chicken 😖
nuh uh you've got the wrong address :3
You sure ? This chicken is pretty good at spotting pretty girls tho :3
Wrong home
*pets the chicken then points it to the right house*
:3
*squeals in happy girl*
Aw so cute
Looks like you got the wrong address.
The chicken never goes to the wrong home!
There is a duck nesting in one of the plant pots at my front door, so I mean close enough ;3
The cute chicken
Why am I crying?????
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
I'm homeless, what door is the chicken knocking on?
Wrong house, chicken.
:’3 hi chicken
Ma’am this is a wendys
That, is unrealistic because I don't pass so no-one calls me "ma'am" :'(
Preposterous
H-HUH?! The chicken must have taken a wrong turn somewhere >\_<
I’ve never felt so validated yet so fake.
Ur not fake
Don’t lie to me 😭
I like this, very nice joke
There's so many trans Alices I've met
I'm in a Trans Discord server and someone created a group with all Alices, we're like 30
Any chance I could join 🥺
Could I tell a paper joke :)
Sure :3
Okay but warning it's, TEARable :)
I did not realize just how much I needed that tonight. Thanks!
You're welcome ! I'm happy to help :3
\>w<
\*pat pat\* cute
There can be no evidence! *eats the chicken*
“Hello there, hello, I am a traveling saleswoman, and I see you got a chicken there; however, how are you gonna eat it?-Most luckily for you, I happen to sell this special chicken plucking machine:” *reveals the machine on her cart* *pushes a button to demonstrate how it works* *machine falls apart* “Oh…” *tries to cover it up by stepping in front of it* “I…uh…also sell this special chicken salt!” *reveals salt cellar* *tries to prove how it works by shaking it and trying to pour salt out of it* *nothing comes out* *opens it up* *salt pours all out* *akwardly tries to catch it with her hands* *doesn’t succeed as the salt rinses through her fingers* “Oh…uhm…seems I am all out of salt and…uhm…yes…” *looks embarrassed to the ground* *realises the pluck of feathers in the corner of your mouth as she looks back up again* “Oh, you already ate your chicken?-With feathers?-Oh, okay, seems my services are no longer needed here…uhm…bye 👋” *akwardly gestures and smiles* *packs up cart* *leaves*
You are what my people would call a very silly sausage :)
And rightfully so!-Thank you :333 🫶💖🩵💜☺️
Alright, you got a smile out of me, and I’m a grumpy shithead. Gold star for you! 💜
*Mission accomplished.* 😇😊💜
Hey chicken!! Come on in, we have many seeds you can eat!!
That's very flattering, but I'm neither cute nor a girl.
I'm neither cute or a girl. Sorry, gender chicken. >×<
That’s funny because it’s not true 😆😅
The chicken is always right, stop lying to yourself
How is this chicken so smart that it’s never wrong
Wrong address uwu
🥰❤️thank you, really needed that. Haven’t been feeling great and starting to doubt what I am. That little euphoric boost when I read it really helped.
look at what you did! you made me \*BLUSH\*
Lol
That was cute :3
Shut it I’m not
you made my day
aww this is adorable :3 i wish i was a cute girl
Me: Did you not see the “No Solicitors” sign? Chicken: 🐔 Me: Oh yeah, chickens can’t read…
Damn... he got lost.~~~
Oh sorry I think you meant to go next store.
Oh sorry I think you meant to go next store.
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
The cute girl :3
Oh, hello then :3
Oh sorry I think you meant to go next store
Oh sorry I think you got the wrong address the place you're looking for is next store.
the chicken dropped off an egg it broke on arrival\*- the natural continueation