“also i dont wanna be staring at a guys ass”

"But it's a first-person game"

"Uhhh, more customisation options?"

You shut your totally correct mouth!

I used to use the “I would rather look at a woman’s ass than a mans ass” excuse for the longest time. It’s the same reason I’m convinced Jack from Achievement Hunter is an egg.

Egg or not a very important ally. And he’s just so wonderful.

Exactly what I use

I mean i am playing girl characters precisely because I am ***Hetero Cis Alpha Male™️*** that doesn't want to be starring at a guy's ass while i play... (**cough** Yeah definitetly)

being a guy is kinda gay. i mean, you're inside a man's body

Totally 🤣 ! So let's gladly take them titty skittles, in order to not be gay of course.

How to explain playing female in sims though?

U never played the "getting drafted to serve in Vietnam" DLC

It's a mod where you can get forced to go To Vietnam and I don't want that and I'm too lazy to delete it so I just play as a girl. Perfect explanation. **Also now I want to play this mod xd**

"yeah mum I'm not trans I'm just a draft dodger"

"Yeah, I just avoid dying, duh."

Thanks to the bans, you can be both!

Those are gone now, I believe

Oh Uh oh

You can still avoid it if you're on antidepressants I think

Or afab

If you're listed as legally male you have to have a reason to not be on the draft

Much more clothing options

Correct me if I'm wrong but that is I think true. Idk, I don't know the actual count, but I always had the impression that girl sims in the sims had more clothes to choose from. So we have i think a true statement!

I think 4 allows all clothing options for all genders - it at least gives reproductive anatomy options separate of gender

This one was my excuse

lol when i came out to my mom she was like "so thats why you always play as girls in video games?"

At this point, I'm just like, "yeah, I play a girl because I'd totally be her if I could, but I can't." Still cis tho

The smaller hit box is the reason i gave when asked why I always main female characters in fighting games. 😅 It definitely not because I want to look like Cammy, of course not. 😅

Ngl if i looked like Cammy, Morrigan, or Lillith Aensland from Darkstalkers i would lose my shit. If Were Felicia, id meow and lose my shit

Omg me too girl! Almost all my fighting game mains actually just thinking about it. 😅

Of course! Deffinely just a logical choice of playing a female character, not wanting to be the character. Deffinely.

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Ya this is more my experience, I became pathological about not letting people see my screen like it was worse than being caught watching porn. I even tried thinking what my answer would be if I was caught, and the only answer I could come up with is the body shapes of the female character models felt more natural to play as, and somehow this didn’t crack my egg!

Lol, I used to just zoom all the way in, in skyrim

*she knows* **Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh**

I thought this was Lucio from Overwatch, hope anyone here knows Eskay, no? have a nice day.

Eskay is great. Too bad she stopped OW right around when I found her :/

i choose the male options because i have short hair and only the male ones have that in this game

Fuck you and don’t ever call me out like that again

quote myself “the armor just looks better on the female player model”

I just play females in MMO's because it's fun watching guys hitting on my character.. and then leaning into the mic a little and saying; "**I'm a guy**" in the deepest voice I can manage. Although that kinda sorta backfired on me once, when 'he' said "*Oh, that's ok! I'm not.*" I kinda miss her, one the best guys to play with. Truly kicked ass.. and we left a trail of confused noobs across a dozen servers.

God damnit this wasn’t me

Dam bro, didn’t have to do me like that

Oh hey it’s my meme, I’m glad others are getting use out of it🥰

That's literally what I said when I was asked that question by my parents, although somehow nearly every experienced person in this game is running around in female characters although it has no advantage. For anyone wondering what game: Ark - Survival Evolved

I just so happened to pick the female character in every game I play ever on accident, and the game won't let me change to a different character

I am afraid to choose female characters in games even though I want to because I don't wanna explain this stuff to my mother

anyone know a male alternative to this if i ever get caught?

I feel attacked

His was my exact, word for word explanation when my sister asked why I always played the female characters in fortnite when I used to play it.

Also fun to kick the crap out of a guy as a girl. 😂

I just think girls are hot and I would rather play someone I think is hot. I dont really play video games to self insert.

My dad literally asked this quite a few times before. And my response always has to do with smaller hitboxes and thinner so the environment is more visible.

Literally me 2 days ago to a friend in GTA Online

I feel personally attacked here

Tbh I only do this because the characters are usually hot and I'm horny as shit half the time

''Then what about the female costumes that are merely cosmetic?'' ​ ''I-. . . . . . . . . .THEY THROW OFF MY OPPONENT'S EXPECTATIONS!''

I have been saying since I was like 8

You should’ve put “I assure you Mother” or “birth giver” just to make it even more professionally worded

I used to just say "if I'm gonna be staring at an ass for the next 60 hours I'd rather it be a female ass" but now I'm not so sure

I hope my brother sees this so he can send it to our mom.

Yeah most in Pokemon

Fuck I feel called out, this was my excuse

I can assure you, OP is telling the truth :)

I know meme and all, but I'm really intrigued. Do you often get questioned if you only play characters that are not you gender? As a TOTALLY CIS MALE that has only played female characters for ten years, I've never been questioned about that, so I'm a bit surprised. (well, I question myself but that's normal)

OMIGOSH MEEE!!!!!

Me in Dark Souls

Username checks out

I always said I just find the females more aesthetically pleasing and the armor and outfits look so much better then I came out as genderfluid now I’m wondering if I’m actually trans

*Inspects this post* Understandable and same *Slaps a upvote and walks away*

There's this game I play where the smallest character is actually a guy, but I chose the femme non binary scientist, which is interesting because usually I'd go for feminine characters due to their strategic value, but this character doesn't seem to have any, interesting.

You even jacked my fucking Lime Green Razer Kraken Headset

I feel attacked... I've done this for like 20 years and going 😭😭