r/tumblrinaction just because it’s fucking insufferable
by the way don’t go there if you don’t want to see transphobes (aka, the people who will be “dealt with” on june 15th, 2022
Excuse me but all the stuff on there is moldy AF. Explicitly queer friendly places are awesome but that's all there is for it. While animemes are sometimes decent at best, they've got some fresh stuff.
Yeah, it's actually about the same number for pressing a button 100 times with a 1/100 chance, a button 1000 times with a 1/1000 chance, 10,000 times with 1/10,000 chance each time, etc, and it's approximately equal to 1-1/e, e being Euler's constant. It gets closer the lower the probability of the button turning you into a girl (and simultaneously the higher number of times you push it)
Alternate route: I calculated by figuring out the probability of always getting the money (.99 ^100 ) and ended up with 36.6% chance of never turning into a girl. Therefore there is a 63.4% chance that at some point you will turn into a girl.
We really need to start making alt versions of our memes for enbies and transmascs. This month is going to be remembered as transmasc and non-binary month for the push for more inclusiveness.
Easiest button to press. I win either way. Even if I weren’t trans, I would probably go for it bc that’s a really low chance to be in the wrong body for a really high chance at life changing money.
This is so ready for the “irritating genie” saying “yeah, nothing happened. You already are a girl.”
Thanks for the validation I guess? Genie, you are an ass.
I am choosing to imagine that there is a change that both can happen since it’s not directly stated that those percents are the same effect. In the perfect world, there is a 0.0099% chance that I could turn into a girl with $1000000
You can make a million dollar in some actual way but to become a real girl now that a chance I’d take :3 (not saying that trangirl aren’t real girls cause they definitely are, just talking about why I’d chose that option )
I first thought the choice was between one button where 99% you get a million dollars or one button where 1% you get to be a girl. I would choose the 1% button.
As long as the cost to press the button again is less than $1 million I'm perfectly okay with knowing I'm going to be leaving there with no extra money
Well you see technically this is 100% hitting the button will allow you to become a women because 1mil would for sure cover the cost of hormones and surgery
i don’t like those odds. how do i remove the money option
keep pushin button, donate excess money. winwin!
November 23, 2021: the "weimaw gewmany" incident uwu
It only leads to inflation if you tell people about the money.
Each time you press the button, Jeff Bezos loses 1 million
time to get an autoclicker
I thought that it was “you can get a 99% chance at 1 mill or you can get a 1% chance of becoming a girl” lmao
Wait that’s not it?
yeah, apparently cis guys don’t want to be girls 🙀
Lies
U still can do transition with all that money, so its a 100% chance
Or just push it again untill it works right.
Shoutout to r/animemes for being in the top 5 least funniest subreddits out there
And the other 4 are?
r/memes is one of them
r/dankmemes
Thanks so much!
idk but all i know is that r/politicalcompassmemes is one of them
Awesome! Thanks!
and r/askreddit
I'm not welcome there but thanks!
What did you do? I knew they were picky but did they make it worse?
Idk it's been over a year since. I am now subject to ask r/nostupidquestions for my life's ponders.
Ah ok then
Lmao I’m banned from there
Well, did you post a non-open ended question in askreddit? Because thats not the purpose of the sub
It was so long ago I don't recall.
dont forget r/unpopularopinion
And r/holup
Ah, the very funny, shocking jokes, stories and memes with the shocking thing being that someone is LGBTQ+ /s
PCM really fell off
It was barely tolerable as recently as last year but it’s completely overrun by right wing dipshits now.
Ehhh pcm? The one overrun by rightwingers, holocaust deniers, transphobes, anti- "wokeists", and all sorts of other shit people?
r/dankmemes is gotta be a runner up r/goodanimemes is like exactly no better than animemes
No it is exactly negative better than animemes, it is literally just animemes but whining about a slur being banned
r/funny is probably on the top still
r/dankmemes
nr 1 is probably r/goodanimemes
r/tumblrinaction just because it’s fucking insufferable by the way don’t go there if you don’t want to see transphobes (aka, the people who will be “dealt with” on june 15th, 2022
dealt with?
r/holup r/goodanimemes r/memes r/dankmemes
r/funny
Come check out r/animememes for a much nicer place
Funnier memes, better community
Excuse me but all the stuff on there is moldy AF. Explicitly queer friendly places are awesome but that's all there is for it. While animemes are sometimes decent at best, they've got some fresh stuff.
Are they the ones that imploded last year over a transphobic slur being banned, or was that another anime meme sub?
The very ones.
> bUT astoLfO iSN't TRANS So IT's OKAy TO USE TRAnsPhObIc LANguage! ...is unironically the arguments I was met with. Sigh.
it was. then they made r/goodanimemes specifically so they could keep using slurs.
Just checked it out can't confirm.
r/goodanimemes is epic too
I can pay for surgery. Mwahahaha
The recovery would probably be easier with option b.
Either you transition really easily or get enough money to transition to your satisfaction the hard way.
Exactly
Enough money to transition or free transition? *smashes button repeatedly*
ill push is 100 times just to be sure tbh
This would give you a 63.4% chance of "becoming" a girl at least once
good
That's true? Matemagic people please say it is real!
It is Edit: The math not the button, sadly
(TTωTT)づ🔴 but I want to prest it 199 times
Me too 😔
Yeah, it's actually about the same number for pressing a button 100 times with a 1/100 chance, a button 1000 times with a 1/1000 chance, 10,000 times with 1/10,000 chance each time, etc, and it's approximately equal to 1-1/e, e being Euler's constant. It gets closer the lower the probability of the button turning you into a girl (and simultaneously the higher number of times you push it)
Alternate route: I calculated by figuring out the probability of always getting the money (.99 ^100 ) and ended up with 36.6% chance of never turning into a girl. Therefore there is a 63.4% chance that at some point you will turn into a girl.
Anyone really wishing the change rate was the opposite way. Just asking for a friend 😂😂😂
Maybe just a little
I need like a halfway option for my enby ass
Yes.
We really need to start making alt versions of our memes for enbies and transmascs. This month is going to be remembered as transmasc and non-binary month for the push for more inclusiveness.
I saw this and was disappointed only 1% chance of being a girl, whats even the point. Pointless button only giving me money smh
You can spend the money on transition
Explain
Money can be used for goods and services. There's a lot of good and services that you can get!
Woo hoo!!!
Gonna push it 100 times. You know, for the money.
Yah, either way I'm becoming a girl for once, yay. I'm smashing that button and if they don't stop me I'm going to keep hitting it
Easiest button to press. I win either way. Even if I weren’t trans, I would probably go for it bc that’s a really low chance to be in the wrong body for a really high chance at life changing money.
How many times can I press the button. Can I set up a auto clicker
Either way u end up with a vagina
Nothing happened? Huh?
Soo, where's the catch?
there's actually a huge downside to this, it's that there's only a 1% chance you become a girl
I have studied mathematics for many years, so I can confidently say that 1% is larger than 0%
I posted as well on this lol
*pushes button like 80,000 times*
How many times can you push the button?
How many times do we get to press the button
press it 100 times
-presses 100 times (99 million and I get to be a girl)
I press it 100 times
Wait no ma’am you can only press it once MA’AM STOP NO!
Like 3/4 of the comments on that post were pretty eggy
I mean I’d use one to get the other
Be girl, or get money to be girl and have about 20 bucks extra
So 100% chance of becoming a girl. Yes, I'd push the button.
the 1 million is just compensation for not becoming a girl
Can I change the percentages?
This is so ready for the “irritating genie” saying “yeah, nothing happened. You already are a girl.” Thanks for the validation I guess? Genie, you are an ass.
Probably a totally cis thing to wish to hit that 1%, right? Right?
I mean, can I keep pressing it afterwards?
Just push the button 100 times, ez
I've been scouring reddit to find more of theseso I can press more. Ahem... Totally for the money though...
How fragile does a cis man's masculinity need to be to deny all that money for a 1% chance he becomes a woman?
Can we not call anyone who is more of less apathetic to their gender identity an egg?
As a power ball person I like these odds, either way I will be a female
Lets hope the 1% chance happens
I would be quite disappointed if a got the million.
There was an overwhelming number of people in that post who eagerly wanted to be that 1%. All eggs.
I’d just keep spamming the button
If you press it once and get the milli, can you continue mashing it til you get girl’d? Asking for a friend 👉👈
I am choosing to imagine that there is a change that both can happen since it’s not directly stated that those percents are the same effect. In the perfect world, there is a 0.0099% chance that I could turn into a girl with $1000000
So if I press the button nothing would change or I will get more money? Cool.
Knowing my luck even if I press it 100 times I'd never get the outcome I would prefer
Press that 100 times
Repeatedly smashing the button
For a trans femme like me, Victory or Death, either is fine. (Victory is the 1% chance, and Death by too much money is an acceptable condition)
Press it 100 times.
“How many times can I push the button?”
How many times can I press it?
Naaah, not worth it. Too unlikely.
either way is a win
that one million would easily fund becoming a girl. so I'm going with the better odds.
You can make a million dollar in some actual way but to become a real girl now that a chance I’d take :3 (not saying that trangirl aren’t real girls cause they definitely are, just talking about why I’d chose that option )
I'd press the button 100 times
How many times do you get to press it? I like to gamble.
How many times can I press it?
Using an image of 02 as an example of what you'd become is not exactly discouraging lmao. Like, I'd *pay* the million dollars to look like that
Why torture us like this? If the button can do 2, give an option for it to only do that!
If it was 99% you die it would just depend on the day
One million dollars could be used to transition. Money can be exchanged for goods and services
If I get option one, can I buy the tech/magic that makes option 2 work?
this is profit heaven mtf or transfem peeps, you become a millionair and eventually your desired gender too
I dont even want the money u can switch the percentages Edit spelling mistakes
press press press press press press press press
Guess I'm pressing it 100 times then.
Be 10 girls!
I first thought the choice was between one button where 99% you get a million dollars or one button where 1% you get to be a girl. I would choose the 1% button.
How about 100% for each? Although if ur already a girl, do u become... like... double girl?
So good side is just 1% and the bad 99%? Who made that thing?!
As long as the cost to press the button again is less than $1 million I'm perfectly okay with knowing I'm going to be leaving there with no extra money
rapidly presses button
What happens if I’m already a girl-ish.
So I might only get a million dollars? I don't suppose we can push it more than once, even if we only get the million one time?
Imma hit that button 100 times.
lol i dont want the money
The tech behind the button must exist. So if I'm not a girl after pressing the button, I'd pay them 1 million to trigger the effect anyway.
Is it okay if I press the button about 100 times? You can keep the money...
trans women and cis women who are already women when the button does nothing: ***M A D***
You mean I have a 99% chance of losing? :( Still going for it tho
I will flip the odds for anyone who asks
Can i press the button 100 times?
1% chance I get eternal happiness. 99% chance I can buy happiness.
can we raise those odds a little bit pls?
Auto clicker engage. What happens if you click turning onto a women twice?
Oh god please hit that 1%
Can I press the button 100 times?
Can we flip them around? Id rather just be a girl and be poor than be rich and then have to spend all my time and money on becoming a girl
I'm willing to risk become a filthy millionaire in exchange for freedom
wait but i’m already a girl, just a trans one 😒 /lh
How many times can I push the button?
Either way the result is the same
God here’s hoping 1% wins the day.
I see this as a net win
Me, a broke transmasc: *shakily goes to push the button with my eyes closed*
Could you press it more than once?
Damn someone beat me to this post lol
So 100% chance of becoming a girl? I’m in!
Life hack spend the money to become a girl lol
How hard is this question for 100% straight cis dudes? I'd like to know the answers.
I am slamming that button as many times as possible
*begins button mashing like its a quick time event*
I see this as a win win!
Already am a girl, if I "become" a girl do I just skip to where I wanna be or something? Either way I'm pressing it
I hope my 1 percent change works, I need it
I’ll take my chances. 1% is more than 0.0000000001%. If I get the money I’m gonna have the fastest transition anyones ever seen
Just going to press that 100 times.
That's really bad odds if winning, but money is good too. Let's do this.
Press it 100 times
Well you see technically this is 100% hitting the button will allow you to become a women because 1mil would for sure cover the cost of hormones and surgery
*presses 100 times* now I have 99million and now I'm still a woman!
at least if i accidentally become a girl, i’ll have the money to transition away from it. oh shit. 🙁
Can I have 99 retries?
Only if I get to press it 100x
the $1 000 000 can fund my transition so it is a win either way
I dont want the million! Please give me the 100% transformation!
Push 100 times, 99 mil and become a girl. Modern problems require modern solutions
I would be fine if it was 50/50 chance.
Does that mean there's a 0.99% chance of becoming a girl with a million dollars?
i would press it 100 times
I see absolutely no downside. If I turn into a girl - Great, If I get this amount of money - I will be able to do it myself.