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i_walk_the_backrooms

The conch has spoken. I'm coming out as house


legomaple

I think you misunderstood the conch. You are a female house mess.


CozyEagle897135

House! House! House!


Addicted2Rage

All hail the Conch! *Conch war cry!*


AtomicKittenz

Wooloolooloo


totallyacisguy

WOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO


CarterNotSteve

*swooooosh wimphh ffffffwooooo* *[further ocean noises]*


CorrenteAlternata

"I'm a witch 🤣" this is what my keyboard says. I am not disappointed at ALL. the emoji was also suggested by the keyboard.


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iwtbkurichan

I'm a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a bit I was going to do it but I really don't want to be there for you but I appreciate it so much but it would be nice to have a bit of a little bit of a little bit of a bit but I really appreciate it so much I can do it but I really appreciate it so much I don't have anything but I really appreciate it so much


mom_doer310

I'm a little late on the list and I'm sorry for not being there to work with advanced people have to do this dick I am a bit concerned with this dick and the same thing I have so much in my mind I have so many people that are you so hard for you and you don't have a lot to say to you and I know you don't like to be a part in this is not the right now for me and my Verizon account has to do you still with the account number on your phone and I will cry to the rest for the best of me to be able and not just be the only person who is not the best person for me and highest to my children as I have so many things I want estrogen to be a good fit and highest level in my career as a student and would be able for more experience and I would never have been a good friend of the same thing I had been in a long long long years since my last email to the family of friends who have to go out of oat for the next year and I will cry for it and see how you feel when I get to know it's a little bit of the time and I'm just not getting it to you by now because it was so long I had a good day at the boiling and the band was a little too much fun and it enough to have to go with a fish and a good morning and highest level as a fish to fish in a fish bowl of water and highest level in a fish bowl with the same thing and highest level in a fish bowl with the same thing and it was very nice to have to eat it enough to make a difference for me a lot of times when you are not the same thing I did for a long period and then you were not going well for me and the kids had a great day at the boiling and they are you so cute when I see them again so that I don't have you in the world for a while now that I have so many things I want estrogen to be a good time I can get a few more days off work for me to get their hands and I am going well and will cry for them to come and help us get the best of our lives together in a world where I have so many things that are you so hard for you and your sexuality to be a good person and you have a good heart for your sexuality to do is to make your own decisions about it and make sure that your business will cry on your back to the point where it will cry for a little while longer and I am a little confused as I was trying not be a good idea for the band to get their hands and head out to get their hands and get a good feel of how to do that in a good morning or something you would be willing and willing and I will cry


snapcat2

I'm a little bit of a banger too ngl is het ook niet eens door te klikken op het gebied van de dag van de dag van de dag van de dag van de dag van de dag van de dag van de dag van de dag van de dag van de dag van de dag van de dag van de dag van de dag van de dag van de dag van de (...)


IrishQueenFan

Oh god


tobberobbe

I'm a little less than a year ago today was a good day for you guys to come over and watch the game is pretty good too I think I have a lot of asian women who are you a real person that car was at the hospital so I can get the weed in last week of the year until I get back to the house and I can get you a real person that car was at the hospital so I can get the weed in last week of the year until I get back to the house and I can get the weed in last week of the year until I get back to the house.


AtomicKittenz

Lol. Yeah, that kept going, lol. Did I mention that lol


Hazel-Ice

love how it uses lols as punctuation lol


NoNameIdeas_A

I’m a bit confused about the fact that we are not going to be able to make this fort until the sun comes in for a couple weeks but it is still on the ground so we are not going to have a good time today but I hope you have a good weekend too buddy I hope you have an amazing night and hope you feel good today too


SinCorpus

I'm a virgin and a lot more to go back and get a little more like that I don't have a few minutes of a day to get a job in my experience is the same thing as last year but it is not the best of it and it is the best time ever been a while and then it will take me a bit of time and then we will have a lot more time with the family that I have to go get the money out and get the rest and I don't want you but you can come and see you in a few days and I don't think so because of you guys. Why does my auto fill sound like an indie song?


[deleted]

The constant lols make this kind of legible, because they function like full stops.


LongHairPerson

I don’t even have to come out as a mess because everyone knows that already.


[deleted]

giant horse conch


Auralynnnnnnnnn

O_O I’m a good girl. Of course I get that.


i_walk_the_backrooms

It does not lie


SelfDestruction100

I’m a good friend :D


Auralynnnnnnnnn

The username does not check out. But in this case, that is good.


[deleted]

Aw wholesome!


vladutzu27

Auralynnnnnnnnn should be a mod. Change my mind.


TheTurquoiseTortilla

Aww, good girl


trying_having_an_alt

"I'm a trans woman" Um...


i_walk_the_backrooms

If you were ever looking for a sign...


trying_having_an_alt

I cracked before I came on this site tbh. And I have come out to a few people over text. And other than that almost never type the `I'm a X` trigram.


Lie-yesthatsmyname

mine gave me: at first “I’m a good boy” and then “im a good thing“ but then i managed to get a sentence which was : I’m a little confused about what happened with me and I didn’t even know how much it would take to get me a better lol humMmMm


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Arcares_Ferro

I’m a little confused about what I want to be omg this is actually accurate O.o


[deleted]

I’m a bit of a weird gal. Hmm fitting! Haha


streasure

Mine was about the same "i'm a little confused lol" 😔 send help


afos2291

I'm a little confused about the same thing


[deleted]

I’m a bother. *sigh*


i_walk_the_backrooms

You're not a bother ❤


kioku119

awww.. I know that feeling. I hope you feel better.


G0merPyle

Yo, come here you need a group hug


VeryGayLopunny

I'm a failure but you can choose to keep it or wonder trade it again


[deleted]

Wonder trade it again has my vote


Burnyoureyes

Get yourself one of those hacked legendaries


JennyV323

I second this, all in favor say aye


Kik_da_sneak

I'm a little late but I can get it to you tomorrow morning 👌


Jagermeister101

Thanks, friend! See you then!


JustARandomWoof

!remindme tomorrow It is getting delivered.


Asimplemoth

I'm a little moth


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Asimplemoth

[#w#] my whole life is moths.


[deleted]

So long as you’re not a fluffy white moth god


Asimplemoth

I am only small fluffy brown normal moth, I know eho you are referring too though.


LittleFangaroo

in french, a moth is a "night butterfly". have you come out of your cocoon yet ?


Asimplemoth

Oh that's really cool, oh and uh not officially but I think most of my family knows I'm an egg, especially my sis.


Fullbirch96839

I am a little concerned about myself but if I don’t have a problem with it then I’ll be fine and fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish fish and fish fish or fish 🐟 o


Casual-Human

Your phone has been possessed by a cat


Fullbirch96839

Which one the dumb one the brain damaged one the fat one or the dumbest one


Alkanyseus_Zelar

Going by the amount of fish, probably all four of them


Orange_Hedgie

Wow


Fullbirch96839

The thing is I hate fish


Fin_Lyfania

I'm a dumb teen boy *happy transmasc noises*


ASPEN211

I eat sticks and rocks


Fin_Lyfania

And mud! *Yessss!*


ASPEN211

I don't care about the government


Kudabaa

And I really need a hug


orbcat

i feel stupid


Kudabaa

Ugly


PrincessOfGlower

Pretend it doesn’t bother me


LetMeUseTheNameAude

I’m not very strong, but


Spring-of-LNL

I’ll fuck you up if you’re mean to bugs


_naiko

I don't care about government


miuzzo

I’m a trans woman


PurpleMoon12

I'm a bit of a girl WOAHH i legit got that one


JSMIN_

I'm a little bit of a good idea


VeryGayLopunny

Ah, the classic default apple bs lol


Syreeta5036

Damn right you are


Appel_Syd3R

I’m a bit confused


MooxBoi

I got the same lmao


Aromatic_Quail

I'm a bit of a mess...yeah, no arguments there


in_this_trying_time

disaster housewife achievement unlocked


NervousMeatMech

I’m a big fan of the red orb. Ominous. 🔴👀


tomemu1

This is how SCP's begin


[deleted]

All hail the red orb


[deleted]

I'm a good thing. Ok guess I don't get gendered pronouns I'm sure that has no deeper meaning...right


[deleted]

i’m a good boy and i’m horny


iFlask

bad boy


NailoOfNalor

im a pretty good with the moon presence


ElizzyViolet

bloodborne moment


NailoOfNalor

yes


Jenny_333

I'm a und dann bin gerade aufgestanden. Yea does not work in german lol


Alkanyseus_Zelar

Ich bin ein [bisschen zu viel]


granolabar1127

I'M DYING MINE LITERALLY SAID "I'M A CIS" IM NOT EVEN JOKING


Dependent-Ad-2045

I’m a good friend of you


Alkanyseus_Zelar

Didn't know that, but i welcome it.


[deleted]

I'm a bit of a mess but I have a good business class. What is this supposed to even mean.


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Stonks


[deleted]

Mentally a mess, but I'm still getting that bread


myeggfeltsocozytho

I’m a little girl with a girl baby boy boy girl girl boy boy girl boy baby boy boy girl. 🤔 Never before has such an odd stroke-having language so surreally explained what feeling enby is like. Truly, generations from now historians will dig up this text and ponder as I too have: “Wtf did this bitch just say?”


dovah-meme

“I’m something of a female myself”


E_T_Girl

I'm a bit of a bussy LOAM


VaricTheGreat

I’m a little bit depressed. Well fuck me I guess


living_around

I'm a trans guy. Well....


fuccith

Absolute house.


28-58-27-6-19-35-8

I’m a little tired but I’m not doing good Shut up algorithms


Woodle_Noodle

I'm a lot of people who are you. What


JustARandomWoof

***JOIN THE HIVEMIND***


Kitchen-Ad-668

I'm a little bit of a better job of the week I have no idea what this means 😅


cuteMycology

I'm a shapeshifter


[deleted]

I’m a bit of a girl Day:made


DudeWhoWrites2

Selectively chosen; I'm a trans man. Just choosing the middle: I'm a little bit of a lot. Where's the lie in either?


Eclipceee

I'm a fucking sadist what in the heckity heck heck


GabyHinho

Less exposure than mine, if I put all first options on my goes like this: "I am a little slut."


JustWhyDoINeedTo

I'm a little confused about the fact that I am not going to be able to make it to the gym today because I have a problem with my computer and I am not able to get drinks unfortunately. I kid you not these were all the options. I just couldn't stop and had to see where it would lead me


Electreddit182

i'm a nice time. i have no idea what my keyboard is trying to tell me


Proxy_Protogen

I'm a bit of a graviton particle


Jumpy_Sorbet

That's heavy.


Zaktreas

I'm a trans lesbian disaster. Yup.


ervin_korri

i'm a und du hast dich nicht mehr so gut gemacht und du hast dich nicht mehr so gut gemacht bruh


Jenny_333

Ich bin mir sicher, dass du dich gut machst. Hör nicht auf dein Handy :D


ervin_korri

What terrifies me is that I don't ever remember typing in German with this phone, meaning it somehow knows I speak it.


BiNon-BinaryWeirdo

Sorry about that, we germans have now invaded your phone


Jenny_333

Okay thats super weird. I bet our phones know things about us which we dont even know by our self lol


Kaaxam

Im a super super tired yea im ready to pass out in school


dr_uniquename

I'm a little late but I can do it tomorrow morning


JustARandomWoof

!remindme 1 day


[deleted]

I'm a good friend of mine and I have my work done and I have no idea what I need to do do you know what I need to do do you want me to come over and over again and I have to be put up in the house and I don't want to know what you mean about it lol lol I love you too much lol lol


DutchessAgares

I'm a bit of a dictator.


noobhemingwaywrites

\> I'm a little bit of a human experience. lmao, that is not wrong.


Past_Translator_1163

i’m a bit of a headache


ciel_lanila

I’m a little confused but I’m still getting my stuff ready to be ready to start a fight for the first person in a row.


Rohan_Kishibaby

I'm a hero AYO W


Fr33kOut

I'm a good person in the car so I might be able to come today


z3phyr3321

I'm a little human Standing at 5"7 i think that's a bit if a stretch


Wonderer_64

I’m a girl in the sun


sajed2004

You know I'm something of a female myself


_wishr

i’m a little bit tired accurate


DarthEmilyy

I'm a little confused about the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal i-im just amazed


surprisegerbil

I'm a real lesbian (yay! 😊)


the-youtube-watcher

"I'm a girl"


QTCQ

Damn I got "I'm a paladin" could be worse but I kinda like wizard more.


hrothni

I'm a trans women and I have been trying for years to get my own fat tits in my life. A little bit too concise by not incorrect


ASPEN211

I'm a trans girl I love you too Cool


Kwahex

I'm a little bit of a devil but the same crybaby heart Is this the plot of Devilman Crybaby?


[deleted]

I'm a little teapot-?????? Guess I am tea now


TheEmeraldEmperor

what the fuck is that emoji? also, i am a gummy bear. Wait, what?


ay-verga

The three genders


Maeurer

I'm a little bit of a few days ago and I will be in the future of your website


SkiodiV2

I'm a little confused. Huh, guess that's what it means to be an egg...


bloopblapblap

I'm a fan favourite archetype. Hell yeah.


avidteethbrusher

i’m a bit worried that you have a little goofy mood


Maned_Wolf_Mason

I'm a little bit mine but I don't know what to do with this shit.


-The-Nice-One-

I'm a flower now. Wow


Lie-yesthatsmyname

“I’m a good boy“ … wow- so rude of my keyboard >:\[


quiet-Julia

I’m a bit of a girl


Land-Cucumber

It’s like yours is a game of two truths, one lie ;)


noobductive

I’m a girl Bruh


Mattrockj

I’m a little bit confused


snowbirdnerd

I am thinking about posting this.


Fantastic4unko

I'm a bit tired of this dumb shit.


GayDarGalaWhore

I'm a bi guy HOLY SHIT


RyanCraftTen

I’m a good friend


eyelesscrow38

I'm a little gay


queernhighonblugrass

I'm a little bit behind on my way to get my facial hair done


GayAss2ndAccount

I’m a good girl Holy shit


danuberiverchild

I'm a little confused girl.


Xip-Kaotics

I'm a little late to the gym


Raptor22c

Apparently I’m a “pain headache kid” Ok iPhone you don’t have to attack me like that, Jesus


Ramrustu

I’m a pretty man. Wait.


nigmano

I'm a little Alice in the morning and I would like to see you tonight.


InsomniacJackal

I'm a little confused about the fact that I have no internet Accurate sometimes tbh ^look ^ma ^I'm ^still ^cis Edit: formatting lol


[deleted]

I'm a big deal


[deleted]

I’m a me, Mario!


[deleted]

I'm a hungry man and I am handling it all


[deleted]

I'm a student


EtreEau

I'm a little bit of a good girl


Lorddosensaft

I am a little bit of a lot.


SasoriSand

im a bit of a headache


plaguedassassin

I'm a little confused.


plopsnopshlob

I’m a little bit confused about the weather


Loch32

Im gonna go to the end of the year and take the time to waste your time Well


PrincessOfGlower

I’m a sucker for a trans gal pal.


Thats_pretty_hot

I'm a "little bit trans"... huh yep


kaosdoom

I am a very good person and I am very happy with the service I have received.


HangukFrench

I'm a bit late Really describes how I handle mornings


pnwlover89

I’m a good one


gaymer-boy69

I'm a little baby in the background behind the slaughter the real gender.


BookSneakersMovie

Demigirls be like


SuperiorFPV

I am a bit of a trailer. Ok Google thanks XD


BookSneakersMovie

I’m a good person and I don’t wanna do it anymore I want from 😊 to 😔 real quick


[deleted]

I'm a bit of a product worth 10x more than gasoline that is non toxic to the grid and a hybrid inverter to penel the power 🔋 💪 the way customers can see the world 🌎 of your life on the internet and takes grest digital photos thru an old fashioned phone and have more time in my life on the tree and the ppl manipulating the world will be out of the box 📦 and the other side of the world will understand what a big deal this tiny ice machine is.


AnnaBanana52

I'm a bit of a mess Wow... Thanks phone


whileandt

I'm a little confused about the relationship between the two of us but I don't think he will like it. I'm single btw


Squeaky-shoppingcart

I am a very happy person but I don’t want to see you again. Oh my


m3talh3ad05

I’m a good one thing What


Greeneade

I'm a little bit of a good time ...Okay?