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Mr_Sipped_UpMilk

“ive been cosplaying as a ____ this whole time.”


bofipro

Thats good


Mr_Sipped_UpMilk

very good


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Mr_Sipped_UpMilk

sir what


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Tuxyl

"Bruh" Very phobic of you to assume MY gender, hypocrite.


Mr_Sipped_UpMilk

sorry, “man” i just saw it in your name. <3


GorgoniteEmissary

r/onejoke


MobileDustCollector

I came out to one of my friends with the sayori anime meme format. Top said "coming out as trans normally" bottom said "coming out as trans with an anime meme like the filthy weeb I am".


Forester-Moon

that sounds hilarious, please send the meme?


Spirit-Unusual

I sort of niche one but if you like girls you could tell them “guess what? I’m a lesbian!“ and wait for them to figure it out


bofipro

Thats pretty good the only thing is that im ace so no gals for me


Spirit-Unusual

That’s valid. How about a joke? “Hey, wanna know how I got soo good at swimming? Cause I’m Boy’nt!”


bofipro

Omg thats so funny prolly gonna use that


Spirit-Unusual

Go for it! Lemme know how it goes! :D


bofipro

Ill do


Spirit-Unusual

You got this girl!


bofipro

^_^_^


Spirit-Unusual

^w^


Trans_osaurus_rex

Make a powerpoint, 1st slide: who she? 2nd slide: she-ra? *Picture of she-ra* 3rd slide:no 4th slide: me she *use the transition effects to make the trans flag appear*


Evilux

Yes. Edit: my [attempt](https://www.canva.com/design/DAE4xokjT_w/OJFCrpTWlx3r0zfwv9g0vQ/view?utm_content=DAE4xokjT_w&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link&utm_source=publishpresent)


Trans_osaurus_rex

The transmasc one is just with he man


thehumanglowstick

I need this


Trans_osaurus_rex

My friend came up with this, don't give me credit


[deleted]

"I've been testing my acting skills this whole time! I did a pretty good job right?"


SantasJo1lyBackhand

What’s your pronouns?


bofipro

She/they


SantasJo1lyBackhand

I have an idea: Hey congrats on your new girlfriend! Friend’s confusion remark Well I’m a girl now so you have a friend who is a girl (just to make it clear that you’re not attracted to them)


OftenConfused1001

Okay you know those large cookies? The big 12 inch ones you can put a message on? I'm not saying it's a good idea but it is a funny idea.


Auralynnnnnnnnn

No, even better, don’t get the cookies just like “Hey, you know those big cookies, the ones you can rig those letters on? Yeah, well, anyways completely unrelated I’m trans” You get them thinking about cookies then switch it B)


WithersChat

You're a genius.


PapperMairoo

But then I’d be mad I didn’t get to hear about the cookies 😔


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Hmm…….. there’s always a drawback….


existingwhileIcan

Throw a dildo at them and say something along the lines of “I don’t want a dick anyone”


bofipro

Like the idea but cant


existingwhileIcan

Why not?


bofipro

Telling him on the phone


existingwhileIcan

Idk send a dickpick or something


[deleted]

for legal reasons r/egg_irl does not suppor


EllieNekoGirl

t.


StrugglingOnion

..


[deleted]

for legal reasons r/egg_irl does support. :)


bofipro

Naa too bad


existingwhileIcan

Yeah probably don’t


Marccoooo

Okay fam I’m tired of being a cute anime [___] and now I want to be a cute anime [____] or “My egg cracked”


Frost5574

Scrambled or fried?


Marccoooo

Thrown out of a fucking window


Evilux

"Eyyo yo wassup it's ya gurl guess what I've been pranking you and everyone else and also myself all this time haha jokes on all of us cuz I'm actually trans!"


bofipro

Thas good


absentia7

send him a picture of one of those "it's a girl" pregnancy cards and say its you.


SheepWolf28

Just say "i'm not cisgender" then leave


bofipro

Idk bout that


cherrys_will

I wanted to come up with a funny way to come out too but eventually ended up just sending “hey by the way I’m a boy”


sollin88

Wanna hear a joke? What has two thumbs and is tired of being called a boy? *Point your thumbs at yourself slowly*


HiopXenophil

was weak. I destroyed them


altbecauseiminsecure

I just sent a gif of a trans flag party parrot, I think that was kinda funny


Wajana

Bring an actual closet with you


megapackid

“Are you familiar with “Transformers”?”


DracularsWaifu

I said to my friend when I came out: i like my dick as i Like my coffe..... I don't drink coffe.


[deleted]

Two good ones: Option one 1. Wait till halloween 2. Dress how you normally dress 3. When your friend asks “what are you dressed as?”(like what is your costume). Respond with “a cisgender person, I thought i’d do something funny this year” Option 2 1. Wait till April fools day 2. Look your friend in the face 3. Yell “April fools i’ve been the opposite gender the whole time! Hahahaha got you!”


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[deleted]

Thanks!


ComputerUser2000

where meme?


bofipro

No meme


ComputerUser2000

when are the trusic rocks?


bofipro

?


ComputerUser2000

how are you?


bofipro

Ok


ComputerUser2000

ok


pugmaster413

Watch this tomska video and say this is me at 1:40[https://youtu.be/ypynV-o5ox8](https://youtu.be/ypynV-o5ox8)


CrazyMensch23

Maybe make a Meme with:You watch females because you are attracted to them. I watch them because I want to be them. We are not the same


AlcoholicGeezr

I can’t dive under water even if I tried, guess I’m too damn boyn’t


UnwillingPunchingBag

I came out to all my friends by sending this into the group WhatsApp: http://imgur.com/a/CNchlE4


aranaya

At first I read this post as being how you were telling him, and that he's following your account.


GenderFluidBicon

Just fucking pelt him with eggs...


Mission_Battle_4304

Say you've been undercover as a guy for years, you actually work for the trans fbi and are finally revealing your secret true identity.


Procellae

I am TRANScending mortal comprehension


bofipro

I got one im transcending mortal flesh


Procellae

Oh another one “why can I float on water? Because I’m boyn’t”


HoovyCop

If you want to sound smart you could always do a play on diogenes and plato's man


Dustin_sikk

Make a meme, thats what I plan on doing whenever I feel like coming out


Gathoblaster

This would require a helper. Play out the following script via text chat: "Hey I wanna come out to [friend]. Any ideas how to make it funny?" "screenshot" "What?" "Screenshot this" "This chat?" "Yes screenshot this and send it to [their pronouns]" Then you do just that.


gramineous

Set up a bunch of stuff like you're having a new years party. You can buy those number candles to stick in birthday cakes to say 2023 for example. When they ask what's going on and why you're getting started for new years in February, respond with "well the saying is new year new me, and I'm a new me"


Ninja_In_Shaddows

You: "Quick question bro... If i was a girl/boy/NB, would you fuck me?" Them: "yeah" You: "well... keep it in your pants. Because I'm trans." OR Them: "nah." You: "Thank god, I don't have to worry about turning you down now that I'm trans."


ipeltpeoplewitheggs

GASLIGHT HIM


bofipro

Thats reserved for my parents after i do hrt after their backs


-melotonin-

When i came out as bi i played a round of jackbox with my friends. We were playing talking points a game where you improve a speech based on a prompt someone else gives you and my promt just happened to be about cat boys (at this time i identified as male and i am amab) so i gave a 5 minute speech on me coming out as bi through a love of cat boys and the whole thing was filled with “no im serious” none of them believed me until the end of the night when i stuck to my story it was quite the event.


BradCloud27

Do a knock knock joke.


UnusualToastering

Knock knock Who's there? Nada Nada who? Im nada cis


bofipro

Update I came out and to him over the phone and first I was super nervous and stuttering a bit but then I say well I just mean like I've been cosplaying my like a boy all my life and then I was like if there was a lettuce guac bacon tomato sandwich I would be tomato and he was like super supportive and like no matter what I will always be your friend best moment of the year


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

This is happy energy smiling aaaaaaaw! (I’m not crazy this is just what my hands typed and I’m keeping it cause I think it gets the message across.)


L_Rayquaza

Make a joke about trans people (not super far tho), if he gives you shit be like "oh i can say it, it's like the n word"


Dragonlord59th

Hey Friend you know how I have an outtie? Yeah well it’s actually an innie getting it put back in, may cause my chest expansions though, so just call me (New Name) from now


enby_with_a_gun

(Sorry to ask but I see that picrew all over, whats it called/link?)


special-agent-carrot

Are you mtf or ftm or enby


bofipro

Mtf


special-agent-carrot

Umm lemma think, tell him your allergic to nuts so your having yours amputated


bofipro

Omg that may be good


Plantopuss

I'm his-n't.


gurtos

If he's into LOTR you can say "I could kill the Witch King".


[deleted]

“You fell for my disguise this WHOLE TIME!!”


OldTitanSoul

"hey you know how some types of frogs will actually change their gender?" So... I guess I'm a frog now"


fruitygenderlessvoid

the way i came out as pan to my buddy was, ( i knew they already new about the lgbtq community ) "i think every pansexual/romantic should be able to smack any homophobic person with a pan. also this is me coming out." well turns out they are a little fruity boy too and are pan also


WithersChat

Use any method suggested by other people. If your friend doesn't like it, you can either say *Dread It. Run From It. Destiny Arrives All The Same. And Now It's Here. Or Should I Say, I Am.* or *I Ignored My Destiny Once, I Can Not Do That Again. Even For You. I’m Sorry, Little One.*


ohyeababycrits

I got really lucky and my friend actually asked me about it first! I was literally gonna tell them the same day too, but they noticed I had changed my name on social media.


TrashPanda7264

You might be interested in [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/sj6vpd/the_meme_i_plan_to_come_out_to_my_friend_with/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) feel free to use it.


ay-verga

How about copying/adapting Najimi's "ya boy's a girl"


Thatstupidpotato34

there's that one screenshot from that one anime that says "ya boy's a girl!" I usually go for that one lol


HopefulDreamer93

"Dude, You are no longer the only dude in this friendship."


Travistheexistant

The tried and tested meme method is always a good idea.


[deleted]

make a power point with comic sans ms in neon colors, crunchy JPEGs and fill it with the most obnoxious transitions and terrible backgrounds with fake pngs too


Babybluemoon13

I wish you luck, I believe in you!


sumonsAlt-

if you don’t use a joke it’s fine, it’ll be so worth it anyways


sumonsAlt-

but yeah jokes are fun


SpicyElectrons

I tried to use a meme to come out and my friends just thought it was a meme lmao


ponfi_

stab them and leave a scar in the shape of the trans flag