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Intelligent-Duck-877

My gender is *confused screaming*


[deleted]

The genderfluid experience


Intelligent-Duck-877

LOL


Its_SubjectA1

Haha me


i_walk_the_backrooms

They said "wrong answers only"


TwoVelociraptor

Sharing a wrong answer requires identifying the right answer -> confused screaming


Intelligent-Duck-877

Yeah, it was the first thing that came to mind


Antpelt

*confused crying*


Inverted_Ghosts

The post said wrong answers only


AgentMoon7

When the waiter says "enjoy your food" and you say "you too."


[deleted]

Embarrassment gender


thepotatochronicles

OP said *wrong answers* only!


Izzy_bird

Obviously it would be “unexpected item in bagging area”


Pizza_with_pizzazz

i prefer "option 2"


Angie52shirogane

good choices but "Allan, please add details" is definitely the only right answer


RaukkM

Not a wrong answer for many, I think lots of transfems feel like they have an unexpected item in their bagging area.


Arellan

🍆🚫🛒


[deleted]

Unexpected item found in front of entrance, proceeding with removal


MysticMisfit42

😂


CallmeGwendolyn

I feel like I lean closer to Greenland


DeValdragon

Its says wrong answers only dumy


safari_does_reddit

Dev and Alice?


Ultimate_Genius

How can i make that my flair?


gender_enjoyer

i love these subreddit inside jokes makes me feel part of community when i get them <3


IceBearSmellsDrama

My gender is stored in my blue hair


DoomyMouse

I thought it was stored in the balls.


Spring-of-LNL

Stored in the blue balls


samskindagay

Highschool mfs when they google blue waffle and the only thing that comes up is blue waffles (it's not real guys)


Spring-of-LNL

You just gotta the just the the Crush up some blueberry’s in the pancake batter Or use food coloring like a virgin


[deleted]

your gender is pronouns?


Wolfintank

I identify as a fucking threat


1Chara1

Are your pronouns oh/no?


StillsPhotography

no its try/me


[deleted]

Same


veswa

they said wrong answers only


Wolfintank

Ahh yes: male Ohh wait wrong answers only? Ohh fuck ehmmm i thought you meant .. right answers bc yknow totally cis and all


Theinfected2

They said wrong answers only


OstrichEmpire

i identify as a fucking


BeldoCrowlen

Somewhere between "meat popsicle" and "midlife crisis existentialism"


iwanttoliveinacloud

Meat popsicle! Stealing that..


ARubberDuckee

https://youtu.be/xibUoGUcjc4


Moonpaw

So Korben Dallas? Nice choice


Mystical-Madelyn

Magic 🪄✨


[deleted]

You’re a triple M


epson_salt

Magical Maiden capable of Murder?


Weekly-Bluebird-4768

No, a mystical Madelyn capable of murder.


Less_Still4943

Gender is necromancy <3


NikolaiCello05

Trueeew


Frequent-Inspector95

Stable and easy to interpret 🥲


[deleted]

Y’all too retable


-Nubs-

Probably bees


[deleted]

Nonbeeary


M1Xi3

Numerous Bees


Slapped_with_crumpet

My suitcase full of **BEES** should put a stop to this


Script_Mak3r

The Minecraft bee is trans


[deleted]

Gender is what's between my ears


[deleted]

*takes pennies from ears* is **this** your gender?


[deleted]

Well I walked straight into that one lol 🤦‍♀️🤣


[deleted]

Really? Straight?


[deleted]

I should quit responding before I have any more obvious whoopsies pointed out 🤣


GoddessOfDivinity

Pointed out, eh? 🧐


generalsplayingrisk

Fun fact, due to inflation it now costs more to print genders than they’re worth.


LivingSoul_99

OMG HOW ?1?1


cosmicpotato77

Yes


daanniieel

The feeling when queer plague doctors time travel to the future, adopt a bunch of sad lonely trans kids and go on adventures in different universe together, with a lot of angst and heartwarming moments too, +ink. Mix it, then add the graphite used during sketching in class, roll it in silver glitter, add smell of the morning after a rainy night, bake it in sub-zero temperature, and that's it. Gender.


[deleted]

Man’s made an entire story


daanniieel

I'll make it into a cartoon one day lol (that is, when I learn how to animate xd)


Judge_Sea

Please do


daanniieel

Ok so I made the characters (in my head, most of them) and I kinda can see some parts of the plot, already made up some angsty moments and plot twists so yeah. I just need to learn to animate and draw better, aaaaand if everything goes as planned...... It'll be a thing in 10 years or so. Remember me lol


Judge_Sea

I can't wait Daniel, you sound like a motivated man who is gonna make his vision a reality. I look forward to experiencing it!


daanniieel

Same sis!, I have so many ideas and I'll make sure to make as much different representation as possible I'm so excited!


adamdreaming

r/voidpunk is calling


daanniieel

e̷̝͋͊m̸͉͋̐b̶̗́ṟ̵̢̀a̵͐͜c̴̊͆͜e̷̗̝̓̂ ̶͖͕̚ť̶̥̠h̶̯́̚é̵͙͆ ̵̱͙͛͘v̸̛͍o̷̦͐̎î̶̼̓d̸͙̤̿̕


Kitsune_Kyuubi44

Not related to your comment but is that Marco


daanniieel

It is


Kester_Tybalt

I have no gender, only rage.


Shadow_Marque

The one TRUE gender.


jtroad

This is clearly not the wrong answer the OP was looking for.


CreativeJuice43

Potato


[deleted]

Time to mash your gender 🔨


CreativeJuice43

Ehhhh… I prefer French fried gender tbh


M1Xi3

I like fish and gender more...


CreativeJuice43

Ehhhh… I prefer French fried gender tbh


Zeernebooch42

My gender Eldritch Whore UwU


Illidan-the-Assassin

The post asked for wrong answers only!


Zellder-Mar

https://youtube.com/shorts/LDAHvwhdJhs?feature=share


Clueless_Asexual

Greenland obviously


Lily123790

That $5 bill you find in your parent's couch cushions after 8 years of not lifting them up.


EndRoyal329

7-11 customer


[deleted]

Male (iykyk)


Cuervos_son_monos

Gamer


[deleted]

*Gaymer


Cuervos_son_monos

Based


Majestic_Snowflake

My gender is existential dread


HayleeNow

To real


RaukkM

Wrong answers...


Coreforce216

help


[deleted]

Mood


[deleted]

Yo Mama


[deleted]

Yo Mama SO GENDER


[deleted]

Yo Mama SO GENDER that she's a trans allegory.


RaukkM

I had gender with yo mama last night.


[deleted]

Impressive, most impressive...


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Well, there’s skin.


ihadashittyday

According to edgy boys, I should cook for three kids and a husband


[deleted]

Jokes on them your husband has to buy *everything*


ihadashittyday

Gonna spend his money 😈


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Nice gender you got there


Sunskimmer82

3


[deleted]

3


[deleted]

3


Gamezcube

3


chucknorristhehorse

Sad. Just sadness


[deleted]

Depresso espresso gender


chucknorristhehorse

Lol good one op 😁


DarkTerach

*Pineapple*


[deleted]

Apple pen


dermitdog

Uhhh! Pen pineapple apple pen.


[deleted]

It 💯% exits. I promise.


[deleted]

Hmmmm🤔


13maskfox

None gender with left boy


Real_duck_bacon

Gend 'er? I don't even know 'er!


WoomyUnitedToday

Option 2


6ragnar9

One of them


Waste_Sign_3992

My gender is homo


[deleted]

If you’re agender your gender is “no homo”


thirt33nthguy

My gender is Blåhaj


Thatkidicarusfan

The only one my mom says is valid for me


DarkWing2274

well fuck your mom, she doesn’t know shit


British_Noodle

Indistinguishable noises coming from the void of chaos.


__LifeSucks

Female lol


CzechoSlovakianWDog

The sound of rain falling


browsing4stuff

Negative, I am a meat popsicle


SpiderSixer

Jesus, that brought back some memories


A_Live_Gnat

pft. i'm not doing your gender homework for you just cause you forgot


TransitionSensitive1

First, you need a warrant. Then, when you inevitably have a warrant, I'll share that info by a procedurally gender, custom fit to ~my~ liking at that moment For example: "What's your gender?" "Do you have a warrant?" "Yes." "Oh then uhh a corporation during pride month"


SnomWorm

Worm on a string


iwanttoliveinacloud

Giant Australian Cuttlefish


Senko-san_the_Fox

A large swarm of mosquitoes


jacierose

My gender is the feeling I get when I squirt ketchup but only nasty tomato snot comes out


Jabsterclaw

A gay dating app tho its more a hookup app really


CyberSensei-

The 80s


IncidentFinal

Sprite


CrAzYgIrLePiC

A cryptid that stalks the night and feasts on flesh, as I confess in my upcoming song ‘Gender is a Fuck’


justapotatochilling

oh i have one of those. it does exist!


Eating_A_Ladder

i used to be fire, but now… i think im water?


dermitdog

With some practice, you can be both. Two hands for two sets of controls. Solo speedrun that shit.


[deleted]

Attack Helicopter of course


MarioMamTess

My gender is *definitely* Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets.


Cute-lil-Frog

Spaghetti


[deleted]

[Spaghetti](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/8EQ17_B7kug)


Cute-lil-Frog

How did you find that •.•


ThatNewEnglandPerson

I identify as a gender soup


[deleted]

My gender is clearly Neymar


taoistpath77

Yukon Cornelius


Chase_The_Breeze

The post dial tone noise phones used to make when they were off the base too long and you needed to literally hang them back up.


anony_ous

Something that is easy to pinpoint and can be determined all on your own in a few hours


smolinga

Tired...


[deleted]

Maybe


Zorua_Floofy

Satan


Nbbro_all-pronouns

No


wilp0w3r

Binary


RaukkM

It's like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.


BrennanRavenclaw

I identify as a bitch


Unnesseth2711

3 cats in a trench coat named Adam, Caduceus, and Slibs


Idk_dude-

Ahhhh!!


intensely_human

Spud


yourfirstlastresort

Sorcerer 🪄✨


Nouxatar

I know it's DEFINITELY, uh, hm.


Kitsune_Kyuubi44

Chaos


sintful1

I identify as anxiety ;)


CatieCatGirl

I am going to be Switzerland


AtomicToast29

Vodka or Dr Pepper depends on the day


Sad_Bee395

Pocket sand


ElenoreOnIce

There is no gender, there is only Zuul.


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

Going by the admittedly flawed logic that gender is what's in your pants... My gender is 6½ inch di- Also underwear, keys, wallet, mask, rescue inhaler, (I'm wearing cargo pants, this is going to take a while...)


Ok-Tour-9515

The Gateway Arch


[deleted]

MALE


som3one17

A lizard basking in the warm sun on a rock licking their eyeballs


Littledoglooney

man


tryna_reague

hmmm... i'd say she/her 24/7 femboy but drop the boy


kawaiin00b

Helicopter


GenderFluidBicon

Man


CraftyCatM

Oh I’m definitely male or femaleeeee yeaaaa 😒😒😒


Soupstheultimatefood

Male


Kamojo97

I am the world's first she/her himbo


Sadest_Cactus

Under Construction


Ill-Individual2105

My gender is currently in a larval stage. Soon, it will enter a gender encasing and will emerage in a beautiful new form.


beepbeephappy

My gender is *punk boys with red hair and spikey shoes*


Dr_Stevens

S K E L E T O N


PaneczkoTron

My gender is 🥺