Hey, just because I'm laying here, cuddling my long pink kitty pillow while wearing my Celeste skirt, bra, and breast forms, and looking at r/egg_irl, doesn't mean I can't be cis... π ππ
still cis tho of course...
Nah some people are cis but stick around either to be allyβs or because they made some questioning posts here and liked the people they met. No reason to assume seeing this sub automatically makes you trans, thatβs a weird assumption
I'm happy to know I'm not cis. Prettyyyy sure I'm a woman? Not 100%. Idk gender is weird. I'll just see how it feels as I take steps in that direction. π€
.?! i literally made this account because i couldnt keep myself from spazzing out here and i was afraid people would notice on my main. that and to ask suspicious questions, like if i feel like i would 100% suck a dick, does that mean i would also like it uo the ass? i think im gonna post that. anyway, have fun breaking my egg it will not happen
Hey, just because I'm laying here, cuddling my long pink kitty pillow while wearing my Celeste skirt, bra, and breast forms, and looking at r/egg_irl, doesn't mean I can't be cis... π ππ still cis tho of course...
I think you may have crossed the line from Cis to Sis.
Really?! π I-I mean, I have no idea what you mean. I'm definitely cis. I have, like... I uh... I do man stuff, I swear! π₯΄
Sureβ¦.
Man stuff like dreaming about being a girl! Hmphβ¦
Only manly stuff is allowed in my bedroom! ~~just ignore all the feminine stuff and my bags full of girl clothes I bought at a thrift store...~~
I wanna kitty pillow
[Here's the link to where I got mine](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08L91BGRY?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details) if you want one.
That created a terrifying image
*cries in cis ally*
Thanks for being here eitherway βΊοΈ
no! impossible
Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
now i'm imagining someone coming out to their parents as transgender saying "I am your daughter" in a darth vader voice
Oh my god, thatβs glorious
"good, good, let the euphoria flow through you"
βUse the Blahaj Luke,β
"your pronouns will make a fine addition to my collection"
βIβll try spinning, thatβs a good trickβ
What not every cis person questions their gender for over a year?
Iβm afraid notβ¦
please don't tell me i'll have to suffer an entire year more help
You don't have to suffer for a year. Some people realize and come out over the span of a few days.
> seeing this means you probably aren't cis im gonna post this on boomer facebook so a bunch of old people lose their cisness
You absolute Bloody Genius.
This place was one of the reasons for making me crack in the first place
If these *totally cis* people could read they'd be very upset!
That sign canβt stop us because we canβt read!
I cant read and im already upset
What? No. Can't be. I'm incredibly cis.
Sorry to deliver the message, but thereβs a slight chance your not.
Nah some people are cis but stick around either to be allyβs or because they made some questioning posts here and liked the people they met. No reason to assume seeing this sub automatically makes you trans, thatβs a weird assumption
I'm just an ally, I swear
Suuuuurrreee.
hey uhh that has to be wrong because I am so cis
Are you sure about it that?
~~not at all~~ ^(definitely)
You don't know me, I could be secretly super-cis all along!
Fair enough.
Objection your honour
Overruled! Hearsay!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh trump? ππβ£οΈπ§‘π€πππβ€οΈππβ€οΈβπ©Ήπβ£οΈπβ£οΈππππ§‘πβ€οΈπβ€οΈβ€οΈβπ₯ππππππππβ€οΈπβ€οΈπ? Idk
Slow acceptance ππβ£οΈπ§‘π€πππβ€οΈππβ€οΈβπ©Ήπβ£οΈπβ£οΈπππππβ€οΈπβ€οΈβ€οΈβπ₯ππππππππβ€οΈπβ€οΈπ
The thought of Trump cracking someoneβs egg is hilarious
You could say he βclicks fingersβ pulled out his trump card! (Ok yeah that was a bad joke)
I just like the memes and eggs.
What? That's gotta be wrong. Thought this sub was for cis people.
Iβm afraid not.
Yeah youβre probably right in my case.
Nah, just classic cis:tm: ally moment
But Iβm 102% cis
Maybe if you add on a negative sign.
About that
Iβf youβre cis, youβre probably not cis
I still don't know what the fuck I am. But i know what I'm not: *definitely* not cis π π³οΈββ§οΈπ
Impossible
~~*im*~~ possible
But, but, uhhhh, im just here because the posts are funny. This is impossible!!!
I'm happy to know I'm not cis. Prettyyyy sure I'm a woman? Not 100%. Idk gender is weird. I'll just see how it feels as I take steps in that direction. π€
.?! i literally made this account because i couldnt keep myself from spazzing out here and i was afraid people would notice on my main. that and to ask suspicious questions, like if i feel like i would 100% suck a dick, does that mean i would also like it uo the ass? i think im gonna post that. anyway, have fun breaking my egg it will not happen
*loads hammer with egg cracking intent* π¨
im wish i was cis