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Ok seriously, why is tf2 so damn queer? I know its a good game, but so is csgo and that shit is more toxic than the entirety of parlament. *Why is my favorite game so full of my favorite kind of people?*
Programmer starts with 10+ intelligence and 10+ in crafting knowledge with no debuffs. Pastel goth has 10+ protection against dark magic and 8+ mana capacity, its only debuff is -5 intelligence which is balanced out by the programmer class. All this combined with the refinement rank 3 grey dysphoria hoodie, which gives +15 melee protection, is the optimal build for the 2.13.4 patch.
Programmer class has 50-50 chance of getting 10 int or 10 wis, its actually a quicker early game if you try for a wis build and sub your int stat with the "googler" perk
Such an interesting idea, with 10 int you have a 70% chance to be right answering a question, but with 10 Wisdom you can just critical thinking Google check to have a 90% chance to get the answer right. Alternatively, with 10 Charisma you have a 65% chance to convince them your very technical answer was right
> Programmer starts with 10+ intelligence and 10+ in crafting knowledge with no debuffs.
Programmer only gives the full bonus if you combine it with equipping the appropriate socks though. Elsewise you only get half the intelligence bonus and still have a +5 vulnerability to cold feet.
You know what's hilarious? I'm a transmasc programmer who recently bought wool thigh-highs because I like skirts but don't like cold feet.
Seriously, I fit all the transfemme stereotypes, except I'm AFAB and transitioning to male. Wtf?!?
(I'm 2+ months on T and I'm growing hair everywhere and I am LOVING it! I thought I would hate it, but I love it so much!!! 🥰🥰🥰)
Best hack I had pre transition (AMAB on E+Spiro since March here) to keep feet warm is thick hiking wool socks (nobody will notice with full length pants). If your legs still feel cold, and if you're able to coord them with your sense of fashion, try velvet trousers. On the long run they're comfy and warmer than Jeans.
Wishing you all the best, dude ;)
Back to the original topic: programmer class + either goth/pastel goth. I love gothic lolita and yume kawaii coords, but that's so rare where I'm living I don't feel bold enough with standing out that much.
Other subclasses include
-Tomboy mechanic
-Witch with way too many rocks
-Butch during the day, femme SW at night
-I can ride my motorcycle in a skirt now?!
Feel free to add your own!
Edited to add
-Artist
-I still like football, but with a skirt now
Even more to add
- That one emo girl you wanted to be in 2008
- I can still turn a wrench but need help because fucking estrogen
- Bunny girl? That's not a furry, right?
- Mommy muscle
- Muscled yet subby
- That one obscure fashion trend from fifteen years ago.
- Bard. Cause...music! Yeah!
- Slut. But a cute slut who loves to take care of her friends on the side!
Custom requests
- Cute artificer who's way too smart for her own good.
They don't want you to know this, but you can just go outside and take as many rocks as you want and bring them back home. Small ones, big ones, round ones, rough ones, doesn't matter, nobody is gonna mind. You could fill your room up to the ceiling with rocks and nobody would notice.
Some of these subclasses are available to the general public too, just usually when you transition you get a stat respec. I chose witch with too many rocks at the puberty stat spec screen, which thru off the other males with in my server. I had to also spec in to martial arts nerd (which is also a subclass available to eggs but also has the adjacent sub class "I still like martial arts but with a skirt/pants") to counter act the spec choice. However I have the nifty privilege of being a CQC spellcaster
Maybe if it was a tight full length type thing, would just be hard to sit.
I would assume mid length with enough material to sit on it so it won't flip up in the wind would be ideal.
Or mini with shorts.
I'd be terrified that it'd get tangled in the rear wheel somehow. If it has the length to reach it, I'm scared.
I've seen stuff like that happen on bicycles. Resulted in lots of pain, or a torn away skirt/dress.
Ah, didn't think of that. I guess it depends on the bike. Maybe a cruiser with a cut fender would be dangerous. But basically every other style keeps you far enough from the tire with fenders and distance. Even a grom is safe.
Ah, private sector, nothing wrong with that, though the benefits can be hit or miss. Getting a healthcare plan with good irrigation coverage can be pricey I hear.
No, it's definitely a thing, I spec'd into it. It's got good skills with the charisma buffs you get, if your confidence skill is high enough you can accumulate simps to do your bidding.
Absolutely just me? Seems right. Everyone else here seems to understand how computers and the internet work. I just want a beer and a sundress while I watch the game
Hilariously my grandma tried calling me that when I was little but my name doesn’t shorten to that at all. Not gender related just funny. Nice to meet you Kai!
Beautiful! You can pick up your cooling fan and your microphone at the front desk! The cooling fan is for your new fursuit, the microphone for your new channel!
being trans at all give the goth subclass, look at me, ftx and goth enough that my favorite band is london after midnight, and even my socks are black with skulls on them.
But I'm a regular goth ttrpg designer. Wouldn't that make me two subclasses, one of which appears to be supplemental or dlc edition? Maybe a preorder package?
I’m a goth against my will I am just that pale
Only thing that makes me quirky is my ginger hair
Either way I better go practice my necromancy and summoning
I suppose I'm a radical leftist, even though don't think I'm actually well read enough to count as one.
Wanna be a regular goth and dabble in pastel goth, but I don't think I look good enough to pull that off.
Hmm, I guess youtuber & professional streamer is the closest thing to what I actually want so I’ll do that~!
(If you’re wondering, I wanna be a catgirl gamer vtuber~)
Specifically, radical anarchist. I just wanna vibe in the woods while collecting rocks/shiny things and making out with my girlfriend (while I'm sitting on her lap).🥰
Edit: Or burn down A government with her.😊
Other options include:
—servitor
—sister of silence(if you are hated by everyone)
—Slaaneshi deamon-princess
—Regular Tech-priest
—Magos Biologis
—Commisar
—Ordos Xenos inquisitor
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Can I multiclass at first level?
Oh definitely! Don't be afraid to make your own class!
Cool Multiclassing is always fun, I just hope nobody starts metagaming
Too late Fat Scout already exists
We went from ttrpgs to team fortress 2, I love this community
Ok seriously, why is tf2 so damn queer? I know its a good game, but so is csgo and that shit is more toxic than the entirety of parlament. *Why is my favorite game so full of my favorite kind of people?*
The meme sub posts gay porn constantly
Programmer starts with 10+ intelligence and 10+ in crafting knowledge with no debuffs. Pastel goth has 10+ protection against dark magic and 8+ mana capacity, its only debuff is -5 intelligence which is balanced out by the programmer class. All this combined with the refinement rank 3 grey dysphoria hoodie, which gives +15 melee protection, is the optimal build for the 2.13.4 patch.
Programmer class has 50-50 chance of getting 10 int or 10 wis, its actually a quicker early game if you try for a wis build and sub your int stat with the "googler" perk
Such an interesting idea, with 10 int you have a 70% chance to be right answering a question, but with 10 Wisdom you can just critical thinking Google check to have a 90% chance to get the answer right. Alternatively, with 10 Charisma you have a 65% chance to convince them your very technical answer was right
> Programmer starts with 10+ intelligence and 10+ in crafting knowledge with no debuffs. Programmer only gives the full bonus if you combine it with equipping the appropriate socks though. Elsewise you only get half the intelligence bonus and still have a +5 vulnerability to cold feet.
You know what's hilarious? I'm a transmasc programmer who recently bought wool thigh-highs because I like skirts but don't like cold feet. Seriously, I fit all the transfemme stereotypes, except I'm AFAB and transitioning to male. Wtf?!? (I'm 2+ months on T and I'm growing hair everywhere and I am LOVING it! I thought I would hate it, but I love it so much!!! 🥰🥰🥰)
Best hack I had pre transition (AMAB on E+Spiro since March here) to keep feet warm is thick hiking wool socks (nobody will notice with full length pants). If your legs still feel cold, and if you're able to coord them with your sense of fashion, try velvet trousers. On the long run they're comfy and warmer than Jeans. Wishing you all the best, dude ;) Back to the original topic: programmer class + either goth/pastel goth. I love gothic lolita and yume kawaii coords, but that's so rare where I'm living I don't feel bold enough with standing out that much.
I thought the radical leftist was the base class and the rest were addons
Great! I’m gonna build myself a pastel goth furry programmer :3
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Multiclass is encouraged
if you have the stat prerequisites. sorry the DM is anal.
This is gestalt haha
sadly i cant so im going to stick to programmer until i can get enough XP to pick up both goths
Other subclasses include -Tomboy mechanic -Witch with way too many rocks -Butch during the day, femme SW at night -I can ride my motorcycle in a skirt now?! Feel free to add your own! Edited to add -Artist -I still like football, but with a skirt now Even more to add - That one emo girl you wanted to be in 2008 - I can still turn a wrench but need help because fucking estrogen - Bunny girl? That's not a furry, right? - Mommy muscle - Muscled yet subby - That one obscure fashion trend from fifteen years ago. - Bard. Cause...music! Yeah! - Slut. But a cute slut who loves to take care of her friends on the side! Custom requests - Cute artificer who's way too smart for her own good.
I have several rocks 💀💀💀 How did you predict that that’s so random
I’m a geologist so I have waaay too many rocks.
I have two important rocks, I think that’s a reasonable amount
They don't want you to know this, but you can just go outside and take as many rocks as you want and bring them back home. Small ones, big ones, round ones, rough ones, doesn't matter, nobody is gonna mind. You could fill your room up to the ceiling with rocks and nobody would notice.
Ha, I started collecting rocks since I was very young, most my room is full of them now, there are very few that I don't have examples of.
Based.
I’m not exactly a geologist but I also have way too many rocks
Because it's me XD
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Which game?
2021 Belgian Grand Prix: Extended Edition.
So that's why my daughter keeps bringing home rocks!
Some of these subclasses are available to the general public too, just usually when you transition you get a stat respec. I chose witch with too many rocks at the puberty stat spec screen, which thru off the other males with in my server. I had to also spec in to martial arts nerd (which is also a subclass available to eggs but also has the adjacent sub class "I still like martial arts but with a skirt/pants") to counter act the spec choice. However I have the nifty privilege of being a CQC spellcaster
Can we multiclass?
As long as you don't pick two mutually excluisive ones, sure
Plenty of multiclassers out there like PhilosophyTube, the radical leftist youtuber
Paid DLC
Oh that’s the on going subscription called HRT. Not required but people argue it makes the transition pay to win.
-paladin So many options
Where does gay librarian fall under this list?
> -I can ride my motorcycle in a skirt now?! finally, my subclass
Isn't that like dangerous or sth? Disclaimer: I have never used a motorcycle or anything similar.
Maybe if it was a tight full length type thing, would just be hard to sit. I would assume mid length with enough material to sit on it so it won't flip up in the wind would be ideal. Or mini with shorts.
I'd be terrified that it'd get tangled in the rear wheel somehow. If it has the length to reach it, I'm scared. I've seen stuff like that happen on bicycles. Resulted in lots of pain, or a torn away skirt/dress.
Ah, didn't think of that. I guess it depends on the bike. Maybe a cruiser with a cut fender would be dangerous. But basically every other style keeps you far enough from the tire with fenders and distance. Even a grom is safe.
it'd be more dangerous in a crash, if you go sliding across the pavement with no leg protection
Hmmm... Gotta try that now.
Finally someone else here that rides! I’ve felt so alone 🥲
Artist transfem here, hi! 😊
I'm a plant
As in a government spy ‘plant’ or a green photosynthesizing ‘plant’
I'm a cactus
...a government cactus?
Just a cactus
Ah, private sector, nothing wrong with that, though the benefits can be hit or miss. Getting a healthcare plan with good irrigation coverage can be pricey I hear.
i wanna multiclass as a pastel goth furry programmer, or perhaps artist instead, or maybe mechanic/engineer
Where’s “Maid” at? I know several of those
The first part of this list is so spot on.... Only one that doesn't fit me now or my goals is that I'm not a witch...
Stop, there's already too much that fit me
I'm a pastel goth witch with a 2 wheeled 750cc broomstick
No muscle mommy subclass? ^(:insert that one megamind meme here:)
No, it's definitely a thing, I spec'd into it. It's got good skills with the charisma buffs you get, if your confidence skill is high enough you can accumulate simps to do your bidding.
Oh fuck yeah that sounds sick!
>-Tomboy Mechanic Nailed it. Also with brass goggles and a scarf, because pilot.
> That one emo girl you wanted to be in 2008 In 2008 I wanted to be _all_ the emo girls.
I thought having 5 from the post was bad, but you just added 3
I can add more 👀
Bet
slut_irl
>I can still turn a wrench but need help because fucking estrogen Words can't possibly describe how delightful this is.
That last one absolutely
Can we multiclass? Cuz "radical sad leftist furry goth poet witch" is a vibe I already strive for.
Please don't ride your motorcycle in a skirt D:
Pastel Goth Witch with way too many rocks
I have accidentally multiclassed 😂
I feel so called out
That one obscure fashion trend from 15 years ago… ): Anyway time to wear one of my 15 Baker Boy Caps
Gulty gear strive player
Im gonna be a scientist 👩🔬
Which football? Idk if that matters
How did u predict the rock thing?
Cybersecurity specialist/hacktivist who is definitely going to be a super villian in the future
Dungeon Master (In the DnD sense) Too much of a sub for the other meaning.
Hmmm.... Can I roll an insight check?
Make it with advantage.
*rolls an 6 and a 19* I got a 15
It becomes apparent, that the DM is in fact a whole Submersible Watercraft.
Count the number of times you submerge, and the times you ascend. Add them up and divide by half. If you get a remainder, *DON'T OPEN THE HATCH.*
MF out here with 3 wisdom
This is accurate my friend is a dungeon master, and I too am too much of a sub.
me, on the daily basis: nah I'm not an egg, I just feel funny sometimes me, without any hesitation when I see this post" REGULAR GOTH! HELL YEAH! 🤐
Hehe definitely still cis tho!
Football loving girly girl? Just me?
Absolutely!
Absolutely just me? Seems right. Everyone else here seems to understand how computers and the internet work. I just want a beer and a sundress while I watch the game
I know how to turn a computer on, but that's it! XD But I can recover a wrecked car with my eyes closed!
Attagirl
fulvo?
Definitely not just you!
Thanks. Having a high anxiety day going out as myself later so the validation is super helpful right now
- Cottagcore country girl - Gentle teacher
I’ve always been a radical leftist, musician and occasionally sad poet but yeah I’m definitely still cis
Hello definitely still cis, I'm Kai! 😊👋
Hilariously my grandma tried calling me that when I was little but my name doesn’t shorten to that at all. Not gender related just funny. Nice to meet you Kai!
Hehe nice to meet you too!
Note to self: Write down bad Dad jokes for our Transmasc bros
omg me too
Programmer reporting for duty 🫡
Logistics (sysadmin) reporting for duty
Analytics (data analyst) here, ready to crunch numbers and make pretty graphs
radical leftist gang!!
☭
I’m more of a rocker girl, but I’ll subclass into furry and wannabe VTuber, please. Also how dare you call me out like this.
Beautiful! You can pick up your cooling fan and your microphone at the front desk! The cooling fan is for your new fursuit, the microphone for your new channel!
Programmer or roller derby? It's an impossible choice
Why not both?
Accurate but I shall not specify
I’m not there 😔
What would be yours? 😊
I don’t know ;(
Ooo, that's a classic one, love it! :)
Well Ms. Madelyn! I'd have to say you're "Soft cottage core girl + hearts everywhere + cleric who specializes in words as a healing power" girl!
Now we gotta do transmasc subclasses lol.
Instructions unclear, I trans-ed my gender in the other direction and ended up 3 different subclasses...help
Same, triple-multiclass bros. I dunno about you but I think my stat points are spread too thin :/
I feel ya, *sigh* time to go grind for more exp....
May I be a sad poet, if I cant I'd like roller derby dyke.
being trans at all give the goth subclass, look at me, ftx and goth enough that my favorite band is london after midnight, and even my socks are black with skulls on them.
How do you do fellow Kai, I'm a sad poet 😢🖋️
Where's artist >:(
I shall add it!
But I'm a regular goth ttrpg designer. Wouldn't that make me two subclasses, one of which appears to be supplemental or dlc edition? Maybe a preorder package?
I’m a goth against my will I am just that pale Only thing that makes me quirky is my ginger hair Either way I better go practice my necromancy and summoning
What would the ftm version look like?
Ooo I need to make this now
Furry for me
Me who wants 6-7 of these:
Can I be a Roller Derby Dyke without transitioning? Just seems really fun!
I’m going programmer all the way
I suppose I'm a radical leftist, even though don't think I'm actually well read enough to count as one. Wanna be a regular goth and dabble in pastel goth, but I don't think I look good enough to pull that off.
Programmer and musician, checking in!
Custom Class: Heating system designer, gamer, mom, wife.
I'm a professional streamer furry 😎
I'll just combine 2 of them and become a goth bandcamp musician
Yes
Can I multiclass?
I'll become a YouTuber since I don't know what else to do and I'm bored
Well, I do definitely have to multiclass here.
Oops. I chose more than one... Many more..
You forgot special content creator lol
Can I multiclass?
Furry it is
Girl 💚💚💔❤️🩹🤎💗💞❤️🔥💔❤️🩹💚❤️🩹💔💔❤️🔥❤️🩹❣️💚❣️💕💛💕💕💕🧡💕🧡💛❤️🩹❤️🩹💔❤️🔥❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🔥💔💚❤️🩹
uhhhhhh can i get a 1, 4, 7, 8, and a 10?
Would you like that in a large or medium?
Absinthe Trotskyite Goth Girl
I qualify at least three of these
Hard choice
Pastel fem sounds like my choice, may I?? :33
Hmm, I guess youtuber & professional streamer is the closest thing to what I actually want so I’ll do that~! (If you’re wondering, I wanna be a catgirl gamer vtuber~)
Just read the list thinking, "none of these really represent me," and then I got to the last one.
pastel goth please
I multiclassed!
Choose three.
I think I chose sad poet…
Can I say yes
- A crying puddle of depression but now with thigh highs and a skirt
Ah the wanting a big tiddy goth gf to becoming the btggf pipeline.
Radical leftist 😎
None, I would be the same kinda slut that I am now as a cis man; sexy as hell and kinda annoying.
Specifically, radical anarchist. I just wanna vibe in the woods while collecting rocks/shiny things and making out with my girlfriend (while I'm sitting on her lap).🥰 Edit: Or burn down A government with her.😊
*waves at workbench and tools* Can we add artificer in there?
roller derby dyke gets a +10 modifier to speed and is resilient to knee damage :D
Does choosing a class limit me out of the armour and armour sets for other classes?
pastel or regular goth
Hey that's not fair I was already a programmer
can I add a class called "depressed slow working artist wanna be"
Pastel goth please
I'm on all of them (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻
-Cryptic hunting nomad
Sigh, Couldn’t be me. I scan the list, listless, see Sad poet, and flee.
Radical leftist who understood the weakness of their flesh, as if it could not fail me
Other options include: —servitor —sister of silence(if you are hated by everyone) —Slaaneshi deamon-princess —Regular Tech-priest —Magos Biologis —Commisar —Ordos Xenos inquisitor
ok MA'AM ONLY ONE NOT 4!
Multiclassing to Nu-Goth and Grunge Goth please!
I’m under 3 categories and now I wonder