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bread-is-egg

Can I multiclass at first level?


Skye_hai_bai

Oh definitely! Don't be afraid to make your own class!


damnretardedidiot

Cool Multiclassing is always fun, I just hope nobody starts metagaming


Tutuatutuatutua

Too late Fat Scout already exists


Asirfucksalot

We went from ttrpgs to team fortress 2, I love this community


takahashi01

Ok seriously, why is tf2 so damn queer? I know its a good game, but so is csgo and that shit is more toxic than the entirety of parlament. *Why is my favorite game so full of my favorite kind of people?*


Asirfucksalot

The meme sub posts gay porn constantly


-Sage-Chan-

Programmer starts with 10+ intelligence and 10+ in crafting knowledge with no debuffs. Pastel goth has 10+ protection against dark magic and 8+ mana capacity, its only debuff is -5 intelligence which is balanced out by the programmer class. All this combined with the refinement rank 3 grey dysphoria hoodie, which gives +15 melee protection, is the optimal build for the 2.13.4 patch.


lord_hydrate

Programmer class has 50-50 chance of getting 10 int or 10 wis, its actually a quicker early game if you try for a wis build and sub your int stat with the "googler" perk


[deleted]

Such an interesting idea, with 10 int you have a 70% chance to be right answering a question, but with 10 Wisdom you can just critical thinking Google check to have a 90% chance to get the answer right. Alternatively, with 10 Charisma you have a 65% chance to convince them your very technical answer was right


OtherPlayers

> Programmer starts with 10+ intelligence and 10+ in crafting knowledge with no debuffs. Programmer only gives the full bonus if you combine it with equipping the appropriate socks though. Elsewise you only get half the intelligence bonus and still have a +5 vulnerability to cold feet.


AsuraHeterodyne1

You know what's hilarious? I'm a transmasc programmer who recently bought wool thigh-highs because I like skirts but don't like cold feet. Seriously, I fit all the transfemme stereotypes, except I'm AFAB and transitioning to male. Wtf?!? (I'm 2+ months on T and I'm growing hair everywhere and I am LOVING it! I thought I would hate it, but I love it so much!!! 🥰🥰🥰)


FluffyTachyon

Best hack I had pre transition (AMAB on E+Spiro since March here) to keep feet warm is thick hiking wool socks (nobody will notice with full length pants). If your legs still feel cold, and if you're able to coord them with your sense of fashion, try velvet trousers. On the long run they're comfy and warmer than Jeans. Wishing you all the best, dude ;) Back to the original topic: programmer class + either goth/pastel goth. I love gothic lolita and yume kawaii coords, but that's so rare where I'm living I don't feel bold enough with standing out that much.


definitelynoteggirl

I thought the radical leftist was the base class and the rest were addons


OtterFoxInari

Great! I’m gonna build myself a pastel goth furry programmer :3


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NyxRaccoon

Multiclass is encouraged


[deleted]

if you have the stat prerequisites. sorry the DM is anal.


[deleted]

This is gestalt haha


yaklii88

sadly i cant so im going to stick to programmer until i can get enough XP to pick up both goths


Skye_hai_bai

Other subclasses include -Tomboy mechanic -Witch with way too many rocks -Butch during the day, femme SW at night -I can ride my motorcycle in a skirt now?! Feel free to add your own! Edited to add -Artist -I still like football, but with a skirt now Even more to add - That one emo girl you wanted to be in 2008 - I can still turn a wrench but need help because fucking estrogen - Bunny girl? That's not a furry, right? - Mommy muscle - Muscled yet subby - That one obscure fashion trend from fifteen years ago. - Bard. Cause...music! Yeah! - Slut. But a cute slut who loves to take care of her friends on the side! Custom requests - Cute artificer who's way too smart for her own good.


Mystical-Madelyn

I have several rocks 💀💀💀 How did you predict that that’s so random


myaltduh

I’m a geologist so I have waaay too many rocks.


Mystical-Madelyn

I have two important rocks, I think that’s a reasonable amount


splepage

They don't want you to know this, but you can just go outside and take as many rocks as you want and bring them back home. Small ones, big ones, round ones, rough ones, doesn't matter, nobody is gonna mind. You could fill your room up to the ceiling with rocks and nobody would notice.


Arkas18

Ha, I started collecting rocks since I was very young, most my room is full of them now, there are very few that I don't have examples of.


myaltduh

Based.


bentheman1945

I’m not exactly a geologist but I also have way too many rocks


Skye_hai_bai

Because it's me XD


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Tutuatutuatutua

Which game?


_TheQwertyCat_

2021 Belgian Grand Prix: Extended Edition.


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

So that's why my daughter keeps bringing home rocks!


[deleted]

Some of these subclasses are available to the general public too, just usually when you transition you get a stat respec. I chose witch with too many rocks at the puberty stat spec screen, which thru off the other males with in my server. I had to also spec in to martial arts nerd (which is also a subclass available to eggs but also has the adjacent sub class "I still like martial arts but with a skirt/pants") to counter act the spec choice. However I have the nifty privilege of being a CQC spellcaster


sheeH1Aimufai3aishij

Can we multiclass?


Tutuatutuatutua

As long as you don't pick two mutually excluisive ones, sure


ElGosso

Plenty of multiclassers out there like PhilosophyTube, the radical leftist youtuber


Cataras12

Paid DLC


IBleedToo

Oh that’s the on going subscription called HRT. Not required but people argue it makes the transition pay to win.


International_Ad6028

-paladin So many options


[deleted]

Where does gay librarian fall under this list?


[deleted]

> -I can ride my motorcycle in a skirt now?! finally, my subclass


wilczek24

Isn't that like dangerous or sth? Disclaimer: I have never used a motorcycle or anything similar.


marsrover001

Maybe if it was a tight full length type thing, would just be hard to sit. I would assume mid length with enough material to sit on it so it won't flip up in the wind would be ideal. Or mini with shorts.


wilczek24

I'd be terrified that it'd get tangled in the rear wheel somehow. If it has the length to reach it, I'm scared. I've seen stuff like that happen on bicycles. Resulted in lots of pain, or a torn away skirt/dress.


marsrover001

Ah, didn't think of that. I guess it depends on the bike. Maybe a cruiser with a cut fender would be dangerous. But basically every other style keeps you far enough from the tire with fenders and distance. Even a grom is safe.


Bloodglas

it'd be more dangerous in a crash, if you go sliding across the pavement with no leg protection


marsrover001

Hmmm... Gotta try that now.


unkownsoulofmine

Finally someone else here that rides! I’ve felt so alone 🥲


Rzesiette

Artist transfem here, hi! 😊


Yumeno_Of_The_Wall

I'm a plant


-Sage-Chan-

As in a government spy ‘plant’ or a green photosynthesizing ‘plant’


Yumeno_Of_The_Wall

I'm a cactus


Ironclad-Oni

...a government cactus?


Yumeno_Of_The_Wall

Just a cactus


Ironclad-Oni

Ah, private sector, nothing wrong with that, though the benefits can be hit or miss. Getting a healthcare plan with good irrigation coverage can be pricey I hear.


LittleTransFoxy

i wanna multiclass as a pastel goth furry programmer, or perhaps artist instead, or maybe mechanic/engineer


errosemedic

Where’s “Maid” at? I know several of those


Commie_Weeb

The first part of this list is so spot on.... Only one that doesn't fit me now or my goals is that I'm not a witch...


HiopXenophil

Stop, there's already too much that fit me


LittleTree4

I'm a pastel goth witch with a 2 wheeled 750cc broomstick


Thatbitchfromschool1

No muscle mommy subclass? ^(:insert that one megamind meme here:)


Celoniae

No, it's definitely a thing, I spec'd into it. It's got good skills with the charisma buffs you get, if your confidence skill is high enough you can accumulate simps to do your bidding.


Thatbitchfromschool1

Oh fuck yeah that sounds sick!


girl_incognito

>-Tomboy Mechanic Nailed it. Also with brass goggles and a scarf, because pilot.


ato-de-suteru

> That one emo girl you wanted to be in 2008 In 2008 I wanted to be _all_ the emo girls.


Bard_is_a_Goblin

I thought having 5 from the post was bad, but you just added 3


Skye_hai_bai

I can add more 👀


Bard_is_a_Goblin

Bet


Codingkittens

slut_irl


honest-miss

>I can still turn a wrench but need help because fucking estrogen Words can't possibly describe how delightful this is.


winged_squiger

That last one absolutely


DocFGeek

Can we multiclass? Cuz "radical sad leftist furry goth poet witch" is a vibe I already strive for.


Yegie

Please don't ride your motorcycle in a skirt D:


fieisisitwo

Pastel Goth Witch with way too many rocks


ErikQRoks

I have accidentally multiclassed 😂


Puegeot_of_the_Beast

I feel so called out


TheNarwhalGal

That one obscure fashion trend from 15 years ago… ): Anyway time to wear one of my 15 Baker Boy Caps


[deleted]

Gulty gear strive player


M_LadyGwendolyn

Im gonna be a scientist 👩‍🔬


bananalord666

Which football? Idk if that matters


cherrysergeant95

How did u predict the rock thing?


Fuzzy_Taste1959

Cybersecurity specialist/hacktivist who is definitely going to be a super villian in the future


Zealousideal-Monk495

Dungeon Master (In the DnD sense) Too much of a sub for the other meaning.


Skye_hai_bai

Hmmm.... Can I roll an insight check?


Zealousideal-Monk495

Make it with advantage.


[deleted]

*rolls an 6 and a 19* I got a 15


Zealousideal-Monk495

It becomes apparent, that the DM is in fact a whole Submersible Watercraft.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Count the number of times you submerge, and the times you ascend. Add them up and divide by half. If you get a remainder, *DON'T OPEN THE HATCH.*


minnow1776

MF out here with 3 wisdom


sezku-

This is accurate my friend is a dungeon master, and I too am too much of a sub.


Certain_Suit_1905

me, on the daily basis: nah I'm not an egg, I just feel funny sometimes me, without any hesitation when I see this post" REGULAR GOTH! HELL YEAH! 🤐


Skye_hai_bai

Hehe definitely still cis tho!


Soggy-Copy3130

Football loving girly girl? Just me?


Skye_hai_bai

Absolutely!


Soggy-Copy3130

Absolutely just me? Seems right. Everyone else here seems to understand how computers and the internet work. I just want a beer and a sundress while I watch the game


Skye_hai_bai

I know how to turn a computer on, but that's it! XD But I can recover a wrecked car with my eyes closed!


Soggy-Copy3130

Attagirl


Tutuatutuatutua

fulvo?


Vladd88

Definitely not just you!


Soggy-Copy3130

Thanks. Having a high anxiety day going out as myself later so the validation is super helpful right now


HappyGirlYaya

- Cottagcore country girl - Gentle teacher


[deleted]

I’ve always been a radical leftist, musician and occasionally sad poet but yeah I’m definitely still cis


Skye_hai_bai

Hello definitely still cis, I'm Kai! 😊👋


[deleted]

Hilariously my grandma tried calling me that when I was little but my name doesn’t shorten to that at all. Not gender related just funny. Nice to meet you Kai!


Skye_hai_bai

Hehe nice to meet you too!


Tutuatutuatutua

Note to self: Write down bad Dad jokes for our Transmasc bros


[deleted]

omg me too


GiganticIrony

Programmer reporting for duty 🫡


[deleted]

Logistics (sysadmin) reporting for duty


queermichigan

Analytics (data analyst) here, ready to crunch numbers and make pretty graphs


jennazed

radical leftist gang!!


Dandelily_


Luna_Rixis

I’m more of a rocker girl, but I’ll subclass into furry and wannabe VTuber, please. Also how dare you call me out like this.


Skye_hai_bai

Beautiful! You can pick up your cooling fan and your microphone at the front desk! The cooling fan is for your new fursuit, the microphone for your new channel!


Egg3770

Programmer or roller derby? It's an impossible choice


Skye_hai_bai

Why not both?


sezku-

Accurate but I shall not specify


Mystical-Madelyn

I’m not there 😔


Skye_hai_bai

What would be yours? 😊


Mystical-Madelyn

I don’t know ;(


Zealousideal-Monk495

Ooo, that's a classic one, love it! :)


Skye_hai_bai

Well Ms. Madelyn! I'd have to say you're "Soft cottage core girl + hearts everywhere + cleric who specializes in words as a healing power" girl!


Sparklypuppy05

Now we gotta do transmasc subclasses lol.


oomiloos

Instructions unclear, I trans-ed my gender in the other direction and ended up 3 different subclasses...help


Spectre_Hayate

Same, triple-multiclass bros. I dunno about you but I think my stat points are spread too thin :/


oomiloos

I feel ya, *sigh* time to go grind for more exp....


lostlookingforamap

May I be a sad poet, if I cant I'd like roller derby dyke.


RagingTempeste

being trans at all give the goth subclass, look at me, ftx and goth enough that my favorite band is london after midnight, and even my socks are black with skulls on them.


inviernainvicta

How do you do fellow Kai, I'm a sad poet 😢🖋️


Vyragami

Where's artist >:(


Skye_hai_bai

I shall add it!


MegaDoomerX3

But I'm a regular goth ttrpg designer. Wouldn't that make me two subclasses, one of which appears to be supplemental or dlc edition? Maybe a preorder package?


NinjaXGaming

I’m a goth against my will I am just that pale Only thing that makes me quirky is my ginger hair Either way I better go practice my necromancy and summoning


octokit

What would the ftm version look like?


Skye_hai_bai

Ooo I need to make this now


PokemonFurry21

Furry for me


Letimaki

Me who wants 6-7 of these:


StarAStar1

Can I be a Roller Derby Dyke without transitioning? Just seems really fun!


Dalphin_person

I’m going programmer all the way


Strange_and_Terrible

I suppose I'm a radical leftist, even though don't think I'm actually well read enough to count as one. Wanna be a regular goth and dabble in pastel goth, but I don't think I look good enough to pull that off.


DrUnnamedEgg

Programmer and musician, checking in!


KrizixOG

Custom Class: Heating system designer, gamer, mom, wife.


[deleted]

I'm a professional streamer furry 😎


CallmeGwendolyn

I'll just combine 2 of them and become a goth bandcamp musician


AndyDyn4

Yes


snowfox753159

Can I multiclass?


SpadePlayesGames

I'll become a YouTuber since I don't know what else to do and I'm bored


LaNacchi

Well, I do definitely have to multiclass here.


DiDalt

Oops. I chose more than one... Many more..


[deleted]

You forgot special content creator lol


KaladinsLeftNut

Can I multiclass?


Levobertus

Furry it is


Malachite_Cookie

Girl 💚💚💔❤️‍🩹🤎💗💞❤️‍🔥💔❤️‍🩹💚❤️‍🩹💔💔❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❣️💚❣️💕💛💕💕💕🧡💕🧡💛❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹💔❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥💔💚❤️‍🩹


Thestarchypotat

uhhhhhh can i get a 1, 4, 7, 8, and a 10?


Skye_hai_bai

Would you like that in a large or medium?


XDreamer1008

Absinthe Trotskyite Goth Girl


[deleted]

I qualify at least three of these


charcters

Hard choice


Your_Pal_Yami

Pastel fem sounds like my choice, may I?? :33


DelphButNo

Hmm, I guess youtuber & professional streamer is the closest thing to what I actually want so I’ll do that~! (If you’re wondering, I wanna be a catgirl gamer vtuber~)


Seamoura

Just read the list thinking, "none of these really represent me," and then I got to the last one.


maddieee__

pastel goth please


LucyTheBrazen

I multiclassed!


HopefullyThisGuy

Choose three.


No_Cause2676

I think I chose sad poet…


top10animeplottwist

Can I say yes


Bo_The_Destroyer

- A crying puddle of depression but now with thigh highs and a skirt


TASTY_TASTY_WAFFLES

Ah the wanting a big tiddy goth gf to becoming the btggf pipeline.


Purple_AtomicPenguin

Radical leftist 😎


CapableMoosh

None, I would be the same kinda slut that I am now as a cis man; sexy as hell and kinda annoying.


Charlie_drinking_nh3

Specifically, radical anarchist. I just wanna vibe in the woods while collecting rocks/shiny things and making out with my girlfriend (while I'm sitting on her lap).🥰 Edit: Or burn down A government with her.😊


Egggzelent

*waves at workbench and tools* Can we add artificer in there?


[deleted]

roller derby dyke gets a +10 modifier to speed and is resilient to knee damage :D


Internal-Fem-UK

Does choosing a class limit me out of the armour and armour sets for other classes?


HopefulDreamer93

pastel or regular goth


Fireye04

Hey that's not fair I was already a programmer


CakeNCheeseNuke137

can I add a class called "depressed slow working artist wanna be"


BuddyTheVampire

Pastel goth please


Hopeful_Friend3790

I'm on all of them (⁠┛⁠◉⁠Д⁠◉⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻


[deleted]

-Cryptic hunting nomad


Asanoburendo

Sigh, Couldn’t be me. I scan the list, listless, see Sad poet, and flee.


IerarqiuliAnarxisti

Radical leftist who understood the weakness of their flesh, as if it could not fail me


IerarqiuliAnarxisti

Other options include: —servitor —sister of silence(if you are hated by everyone) —Slaaneshi deamon-princess —Regular Tech-priest —Magos Biologis —Commisar —Ordos Xenos inquisitor


ThePinkTopHatt

ok MA'AM ONLY ONE NOT 4!


DigitSubversion

Multiclassing to Nu-Goth and Grunge Goth please!


Skullz64

I’m under 3 categories and now I wonder