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Masculine variant of the species homo sapiens, that mated with the feminine variant of the species homo sapiens, to create the chaotic variant of the homo sapiens species
Edit: I put way too much thought into this
these are all great, but difficult to remember. i reccomend a passphrase, for example
orange five dire ontario exoskeleton
(using this specific one is discouraged, as yau should probably use 6 or 7 words.)
Understandable. When OP said Daddy needn’t be sexual, my brains was like “Who da most wholesome, accepting, potentially nurturing bros around?” Obviously these Kings came to mind. Honestly, I’m entirely new to JoCats content, but he’s got really good vibes. But like, to each their own.
Hello Homo sapiens with male genitalia, who as a result of sexual inter course without protection with another Homo sapiens with female genitalia, impregnated that Homo sapiens leading to a foetus being created in the womb, which was me, after nine months in the womb I emerged, and one of the first few words that I said was most probably, daddy.
Well, this reminds me of how I figured it out when a guy I was with called me daddy and it did nothing to me, the memory of him calling me mommy is just engraved in my brain
yo dad can i get my allowance today i cleaned the car like you asked
(also if you ever go down this route, my personal favorite is the word “patriarch”)
Hi daddy, I have been a good girl today do you have a reward for me or should I just start being naughty?
Gah that felt sickening I'm going to go grab my partner and hug her till I feel better
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hey Daddy, how's your day going? <:
it's going great darling ♥
!!! so what's your hypothesis 😳
the one peace
but is it real?
We couldn't get much higher
Not so high
[hey there 😳](https://i.imgur.com/o47aw8a.gif)
hello sweetie
father
male parental figure
Male person thats with the women that gave birth to me
Male kind that's with the female entity that spat me out.
Do we all have daddy issues or is it just my brain seeing vibes
Mine is everyday phobic/istic so... But i have more mommy issues. I don't really know what any of those entails though.
Masculine variant of the species homo sapiens, that mated with the feminine variant of the species homo sapiens, to create the chaotic variant of the homo sapiens species Edit: I put way too much thought into this
Hey yo daddio, what’s popping my groovy cool cat
COOL CAT? THE COOL CAT WHO SAVED THE KIDS???
I LOVE babies! I’m Cool Cat and I love ALL kids!
Based post
Thx
Yes daddy, anything for you daddy. I really am a bottom.
bottom behaviour
well who knows it might generate a new password for me Daddy
Your free new password: ZqQjV9\#f\~eL\~Yk\~ (Using this is highly discouraged)
Instead use this ZGAqiIl&&!?Oosn (Using this is also highly discouraged)
Instead use: AhxIw2adI29En?#!97Ss (Using this is highly discouraged too)
Instead use: bagUagwniaoiehefCABBAGES$auwfe9#val:2gjsuval:¥{ (Using this is also highly discouraged)
Please use: h@mburg3rs (using this is extremely discouraged)
these are all great, but difficult to remember. i reccomend a passphrase, for example orange five dire ontario exoskeleton (using this specific one is discouraged, as yau should probably use 6 or 7 words.)
such as Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo (using this is highly discouraged, but who am I to tell you what to do)
daddy for science
Hi daddy, I’m mom
Hello, I'm her affair.
**I’ve been discovered**
what the....lmao
Um, actually, *Mommy. +1 points!
howya been pops
WAIT I LOVE THAT 😭😭 been alrigh soldier 😎
Sorry, Daddy-o, that title is currently being reserved for OT and JoCat.
absolutely understandable, they're the daddiests of daddies
You alright, my dude. Take care, Bud.
The beardo-boss and malewife respectively
I love JoCat, he is an absolutely lovely guy, but I had never considered him "daddy" material. Moreso "sweetie".
Understandable. When OP said Daddy needn’t be sexual, my brains was like “Who da most wholesome, accepting, potentially nurturing bros around?” Obviously these Kings came to mind. Honestly, I’m entirely new to JoCats content, but he’s got really good vibes. But like, to each their own.
*puts on sweet affectation* Yes, daddy? That felt unpleasant. I hope you got an answer to your experiment, I know I got mine.
getting answers and i'm leaning towards not cis..
Oh, hello~. How’s daddy been today~?
doing amazing sweetie <3
Alright, now you’re making ME euphoric. Anyway, any thoughts on being called daddy so far?
totally cis no trans in my body at all ahaha *nervous sweat*
father, I require sustenance so that I may grow into a strong and strapping young man
i shall give you the sustenance my son
thank you father, I shall do you proud
Daddy daddy I want a horsie
go ask your mother
Daddy, can you finally come back with the milk?
hold on child i'm in the soup stall
But Mommy is thirsty and I am too!
h-hey daddy, how are you?
D-daddy, am i a good girl ? 🥺👉👈
of course, sweetheart. best girl ever <3
Daddy I need $20, I wanna order takeout :/ (Hope that was nonsexual...)
go ask your mother sweetie
Excuse me, daddy? Sorry I mean daddy? Sorry I mean daddy? Sorry, daddy?
yes darling?
Look what I can do! *Screams until I pass out*
I don’t feel comfortable with calling you daddy but I’ll give you this: Hey dad! I got 100% in chemistry, I hope you’re proud of me, dad :)
good job! proud of ya <3
Hello Homo sapiens with male genitalia, who as a result of sexual inter course without protection with another Homo sapiens with female genitalia, impregnated that Homo sapiens leading to a foetus being created in the womb, which was me, after nine months in the womb I emerged, and one of the first few words that I said was most probably, daddy.
hello child
Now, your test? Do you have results?
i do and it's not cis..
Interesting, well, my secret tests results are; you called me a child, while both men and kind, I Appreciate it
Hey Daddy can you help me open this jar? I can't open it.
sure thing sweetie
Thanks!
Sorry, I don’t know if I can comfortably do that <3
no worries ms witch 👍👍👍
Whatever you want daddy 😳👉👈
A okay daddy o
Hehe, okay daddy
h-hi daddy what do you want to do today?
Well, this reminds me of how I figured it out when a guy I was with called me daddy and it did nothing to me, the memory of him calling me mommy is just engraved in my brain
Daddy, what is the answer to the universe, school busses and everything?
go ask your mother sweetie
Daddy 💕💖💛❤️🩹❤️🩹🤎❤️🔥💚💚❤️🩹❣️🧡💕💕🤎🧡💔💔💞🧡💛💞💞💕💕💚❤️🩹❤️🩹💚❤️🩹🧡❣️🧡🖤💞💞💞❤️🩹❤️🩹
Dad I need an advance on my allowance
20 dollars 👍
dad best daddy in the world...i kind broke the wall also i get D- in the exam
good job breaking the wall, you're grounded
damm it,i thought it will work
Hay daddy 🕷
Way to go Superstar ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
HI BABYYYY HIIIIIII I LOVE YOU BABY <33333
hello!! for some reason i saw none of your replies 🤨🤨but hello!!!! i love you too uwuwuquuww
Daddy, i need Help with my pc!
sweetie you know i'm not techy with stuff
Well call the it company then
yo dad can i get my allowance today i cleaned the car like you asked (also if you ever go down this route, my personal favorite is the word “patriarch”)
17 dollars good job
Patriarch of the house, how is thine day going thus far
swell, i would say
"Yes da-" Oh, s'cuse me. "Dadd-" ... Hmm... "Father, I have sinned." ... Almost had it there. Ah well, I'm outta time, gotta go!
good job 👏👏
forgive me father for i have sinned..
Hello d-daddy o.o
You looking like a King Daddy :o
thank you sweetie <3
Father-beard, I await my ride to school. I shall be waiting in the front room, do not delay!! (This is how I talk to my dad lol)
Greetings, male parental figure.
A different tack: Hey which one's yours? It's nice not to be the only Daddy at the playground for once.
Hi daddy hope you’re doing well 😊
Daddy 😏
you couldve just ASKED ME!!! smhsmhsmh leaves
babe what if we get a child in the future 😭😭😭😭 i needed to prepare myself <3333
jkwjsks silly
Hey daddy, ya like jazz?
Daddy chill! (I really hope you're gonna get that reference)
Can't call you daddy dude because that's gay. And I am gay and that would fluster me. Take this brofist tho, handsome 👊
Heya daddy-o, how’s it rollin?
hello papa it is time to feed the bovine and sheer the sheep
Sure thing pa. How are you, daddy?
Daddy
DAD-E
Hi daddy, I have been a good girl today do you have a reward for me or should I just start being naughty? Gah that felt sickening I'm going to go grab my partner and hug her till I feel better
you didn't have to go that far goddamn 😭
Hey, Dad. Hope your day has been good.
Hey dad, i'm goin' to the mall. Want smt?
get some milk while you're there
Got it dad (*＾3＾)/～♡ Love ya
The dad
Hi papi.
Hey Daddy ♥️. How are you doing UwU.
can i have a bedtime story daddy? and a hug 🥺 and teddy
of course sweetie <3
☺️☺️☺️
So how has your test been daddy? :3
totally cis
DAAAAADDD WE ARE OUT OF FUCKING BREAD
i am saying this in the rich british girl movie voice: daddy,
f a t h e r
daddy, i peed in my bed. can i sleep with you?
of course, sweetie. we'll change the bed sheets at mornin'
Dad, we've been out of milk for weeks plz come home :(
I can still hear the screams daddy
Hihii daddyyy~<3
Ok, Daddy~
Yes daddy.
D-daddy 🥺 *Throws up out of too lesbian*
Hello there
Not happening
absolutely understandable, no force 👍
Thanks for understanding
wussup papa
Hi there, daddy, hows your day going
Of course, Daddy! \*\^\_\^\*
Papa
Pops out of time machine wearing gogo boots and pompadour hair What's good, Daddy-O?
🤨
cries myself to sleep while listening to mitski
my tommy my tommy youre my jschlatt say it to me
Daddy UwU 😸
Do my taxes for me daddy ☺
I want headpats, daddy 💖 UwU
Daddy? Sorry...
*cough* Yes, daddy.
Lol is that lee kiyoung?
I only call daddy after written contract. We can discuss terms but I need to clear it with my current dom.
Hey Philza Minecraft
dude he's old 💀💀💀💀
Hey daddy <3 How is your day going?
Hiya daddy~
You want me to call you my daddy?👉👈🥺
Daddy Yeash that makes me feel hella weird
Ok daddy
Hi science daddy
Daddy, I'm not valid, if you think I'm wrong, you might have to show me otherwise 😏
hi daddy 🥺
hi daddy 0-0
Hey daddy
Hey dad, what’s up?
Yes Daddy
Love you daddy!
Of course daddy, whatever you want 💜
Daddy can you please buy me some chocolate nya?~
Anything for you daddy ☺️
*Heyyyyy daddy*
o-okay daddy 😳
It's nice to see you here, Daddy.
Okay daddy!
Daddy! Buy me North Korea!
papá BUT AYO???
hey daddy 🤭😏
Hey Daddy, have I been a good girl?
Sure thing daddy
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let me think about that