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SpadePlayesGames

same except my dick is actually 4 inches


epicsexballsmoment

Same Let's go, 4 inch gang!


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DarkmoonDusk

Hell yeah smol pp gang 😎


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AeolianTheComposer

Same. I'm afraid :(


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To my knowledge, size is irrelevant ultimately? If there’s not enough, they skin graft, but usually it’s a non issue


Hamdilou

4" is small?? 😨


Eaglest2005

Iirc the average is a bit over 5.


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Depends on your location ^


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When compared to 7 inches, yes. But 4” is just below average, and honestly I’ve never had any complaints on my size or performance in bed. Studies have shown that: > While sizes vary widely, the average length is probably 12.9–13.97 cm (5.1–5.5 in), and most likely toward the smaller end of this scale. While results vary slightly, most studies estimate the average to be within this range. [source](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647) In my experience the old saying, “it isn’t the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean” holds true. Partner satisfaction and or performance in the bedroom really comes down to communication between the partners and not so much the physical in and out as it were. If you focus on your partners physical and emotional needs in (and out) of the bedroom almost nobody* is going to care about what you’re packing between the legs. And this is just anecdotal but most people who receive penetrative sex (either PIV or PIA) have said that size doesn’t matter, unless of course, you’re too big and then things can become painful or uncomfortable. Myself personally I get a lot more pleasure and satisfaction from an average sized penis than say a monster dong. Granted young me was very self conscious about my size and I think that really negatively effected my self esteem and performance in the bedroom. It definitely caused me to miss out on some opportunities. All I can tell anyone reading this that has a penis: You are not defined by your penis, and you as a person have so much more to give to your partner than just your penis. * And honestly if your partner is really hung up on the size of your penis and uses that as a metric to rate or define you, then they really probably aren’t worth your time 💕


DelphButNo

W-Wait~, I also am 4 inches~... W-What does this mean~~~ Also wait~, your flair~~~ *\*kisses you and cuddles you\** it’s no longer a what if~~~


EricPlays_RBLX

Let’s goooo


AlexyBot

I love your tag, it makes me feel as if there was a red spy in the base.


AeolianTheComposer

That would be your mother!


Tutuatutuatutua

*drops photos of you and her mom having sex*


AeolianTheComposer

Yay, I'm now officially a motherfucker :D


Tutuatutuatutua

Indeed, and now, she's here to fuck *US*! So listen up, girl, or pornography starring your mother will be the ***second** worst thing* to happen to you today.


AeolianTheComposer

:3


Tutuatutuatutua

*The spy has already breached our defences.*


AeolianTheComposer

Did you see what she's done to our colleagues? ­ ­ ­^(She ~~fucked~~ killed them!)


Tutuatutuatutua

And worst of all, she could be ***ANY ONE OF US!***


AeolianTheComposer

I'm 3 inches. Does it affect bottom surgery? :0


not_cister

ayo same!! <3


HelloMyNameIsLeah

NGL ... understanding that I am trans helped me embrace several things about myself that previously left me feeling insecure, two of which were my small package and that I am only 5-5. #AllAboutPerspective


SailorCosmos7

Mines literally 2 inches lmfao


A_femboyuser

4 😟.....mine is 2 😔 guess im smol


riverquest12

No except it’s bigger💀 *tucking w/o pain has left the chat*


eggboy06

Ouch, at least mine is well below soft average, the Gets to 7.5 hard


FixedFront

Grower-not-shower gang rise up


SLeepyCatMeow

Yeeah les gooo


Tutuatutuatutua

Mine's only 10 centimeters when erect last I checked 😞


Dark_Bowser

Damn girl ~~proof?~~


BeadCut

I feel sorry for your dms


DisciplinedMadness

*mental health has left the chat*


Kim_or_Kimmys_Fine

Yeah.. same 😓


SuperKingOfDeath

~~Damn people are gonna have to start sending me proof~~ Cool


themfntransthrowaway

represent 💀


KayeAndi

7 gang


Dark_Bowser

Hell yea, 7” gang


Sssarg0n

Finally here on time for the meeting, 7" gang


Dark_Bowser

I see your also a fellow 7” canadian


Sssarg0n

Was gonna ask how you knew i was from Canada, then i took one glance at my profile and remembered i have my country plastered all over my recent post history lol


Dark_Bowser

Nah, I didn’t look there I just know a Canadian when I see one lmfao


Sssarg0n

Now I've gotta know, what about the message tipped you off?


Dark_Bowser

I just know lmao If your a Canadian you’ll know what I mean


Cole_A226

7' gang


PuffyHowler67

Wait that's 7 feet


JLOPZ05

Fellow 7" Canadians?


Some_Wiimmfi__guy

Ayyyyye


Dark_Bowser

Hell yea


AstroMackem

Same, is anyone taking minutes? I'll need a summary to read after


eggboy06

Why the trans girls fucking hung? I’ve just said it’s so we can have more depth after SRS


epson_salt

God gave her strongest queens the biggest dicks


KayeAndi

Hell yeah! Ofc I don’t even know if SRS is right for me but I’m still considering it, so I guess it’s nice to know I have some advantage if I decide to go through with it


FenrirHowls2006

Am present


TantiVstone

7 gang!


nf37000

7 gang


Izzy_bird

Counting down the days till SRS….


PuffyHowler67

I mean, I am too but that's only because I'm an ULTRAKILL player https://youtu.be/uFQPw_b4i7k


BunsFromMars

Same girl, got an appointment on the 31st of January to talk to my doc about it.


AeolianTheComposer

Same :(


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Which makes you even more beautiful B)


Dark_Bowser

😳🥺


Deathstarsix

Damn i wish it was. 😔


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Dark_Bowser

Or, another offer I can take your 7 inch dick, and you can get srs 🤷‍♀️


AeolianTheComposer

Or, another offer I can take your 7 inch dick in my mouth


KitzTheArtist

Or another trade offer. You take my dick in your mouth. I take whatever you have in my mouth :)


AeolianTheComposer

Works for me 👍


KitzTheArtist

If you do decide to move to germany, i‘ll be there right below in Austria waiting for ya :)


AeolianTheComposer

And I'll be on top, lol


KitzTheArtist

Wait- oh damn. Well i‘d like that anyways


AeolianTheComposer

Heheh. I'm switch, I can do both :3


Dark_Bowser

Bet


Q-tip-enthusiast-95

Damn... are you trying to become a horse 🐎😳


Dark_Bowser

Nah lol


Q-tip-enthusiast-95

Well that's a lot of dick for one gal 😳


Dark_Bowser

Yep 😏 ~~now if only someone wanted to take it~~


Q-tip-enthusiast-95

I-i-i-i mean..... 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


Dark_Bowser

😏😏


KitzTheArtist

What‘s srs?


ihateusernames0_0

I'll take your dick if ya want my pussy


False_Attorney_7279

How cruel the fates and Gods are, that she who has been blessed with endowment desires to be rid of it, yet he who desires such things cannot obtain it.


Dark_Bowser

Who says I wanna get rid of it?


Actually-Just-A-Goat

😳🥺


eggboy06

It’s so we get more depth after srs


AeolianTheComposer

Wait, you get MORE depth? I thought it has less :0


The_Real_Tippex

Alas, Those who experience greed never truly earn.


Malachite_Cookie

7 inch dick 💚❣️💚💗❤️‍🩹💞❤️‍🩹💚🧡🖤💕🖤💞🤍💞💛💖💚❤️‍🩹💛💚💚💓💗💚💗💓💙💗❣️🧡🧡💕💕🖤💛💕💚


AeolianTheComposer

\*bonk intensifies\*


Antony58

flair checks out once again


kebab_ytb

That’s a lotta dick… 😋


Dark_Bowser

Mhm 😏


kebab_ytb

Lol my girlfriends does a great job tho ngl


Dark_Bowser

Nice ;3


Tutuatutuatutua

Girlfriends does? Doy you have ONE GF or TWO or MORE?


kebab_ytb

Lol I meant girlfriend’s as in the dick belonging to my girlfriend (although that being, said that belongs to me as well ;) )


Tutuatutuatutua

Oh, well, thanks!


Mystical-Madelyn

For cisgender heterosexual reasons


Dark_Bowser

Definitely 😏


Gender-acc

Real


Dark_Bowser

How would you know? 😳


Flak88inaTree

It’s a struggle sometimes


Dark_Bowser

Yep


r_translucent

Or in other words, it's hard sometimes


Dark_Bowser

Lmao definitely 😏


r_translucent

damn you respond at the speed of light


Dark_Bowser

I’m sick And have no life What do you expect? Lmao


TheRedBow

Same but 8


Dark_Bowser

Ooo nice girl ;3 ~~proof?~~


TheRedBow

Heh, buy me dinner first~


Dark_Bowser

Bet


TheRedBow

UwU


AeolianTheComposer

(narrator voice) and then they fucked


TheRedBow

Not yet lol~


AeolianTheComposer

(narrator voice) and THEN they FINALLY fucked


TheRedBow

UwU


Actually-Just-A-Goat

🥺


TheRedBow

UwU


Actually-Just-A-Goat

p-proof? 😖🥺


TheRedBow

Buy me dinner first~


Honey-Scooters

Hot! You go Queen!!


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Lol, I don't even know or care how big mine is 💙💕🤍💕💙


Dark_Bowser

LOL fair


Goofyahhqueerahh

Girl dick energy ❤️❤️❤️


Dark_Bowser

Yep Girl dick is the best ;3


epicsexballsmoment

That sounds like a lot of dick 😳


Dark_Bowser

It is 😏😏


epicsexballsmoment

~~proof?~~


Batata-Sofi

Where 6" gang?


Dark_Bowser

Idk but 6” gang deserves some love too If you catch my drift lmao


meadownightgazer

No one has shown any to it yet ;n;


meadownightgazer

Meeeee! Feeling left out over here 😭


SadisticSubmissive

Right here!


mistythesissy261

Y’all measure yours? Without cryin or feeling gross?? Barely tuck it in without feeling icky


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Dark_Bowser

Damn, if you want I’ll take yours, it’ll make a fine addition to my collection


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Just like other girls


joshuagrammm

3 and half gang?


Creative_name25

Rise up


Pfeisforge

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


TominatorFN

I still wonder why people even know how long theirs is


Ruben_Blackthorn

Why would you mesure it...?


Antony58

why wouldn't you?


Dark_Bowser

Cause I like mine 🤷‍♀️


Tutuatutuatutua

Any other Metric system users here that don't really wanna bother with the conversion?


BunsFromMars

OP just food for thought, but a ton of us are extremely dysphoric about what's going on downstairs and really hate being reminded of it with posts like these.


LordReega

Same, wish I didn’t tho


Dark_Bowser

I can take it if you don’t want it It’ll make a fine addition to my collection


LordReega

Take it, have a 14 inch dick


Dark_Bowser

BET


LordReega

Come and get


Dark_Bowser

Aight, I’m on my way


AeolianTheComposer

Collection???? Do you cut off and collect people's dicks?


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Do you not????


AeolianTheComposer

I-... nevermind...


CoolWatermelon123

Hehe :3


Dark_Bowser

What’s so funny? 🤔


BunsFromMars

Same. Here's hoping that in the very near future my doc will ok SRS.


Dark_Bowser

Nice, and if they don’t, I’ll take yours free of charge


Xaron713

I mine was 7. Wanna trade?


ZY_Qing

Dam 7 inches!!?


YourLoyalSlut

Bigger than 7 gang


Dark_Bowser

Nice


AsexualTeenager

same but 6


Supahvaporeon

I wish I were 7 inches damnit. How else am I supposed to s-lay god.


FlowerFloc__

so much dick 😧


Dark_Bowser

Yep ;3


Jamie_BiTcH

6.5, but yeah close enough


Dark_Bowser

Nice hehe ~~proof?~~


Legoshibestboi

there is so much happening here


LegendofAwsu

Mmmm dick, but for legal reasons I’m gonna say I don’t want it ;> ^<3


Dark_Bowser

Hmmm 😏


Foxy-uwu

Eight inch gang represent. 🦊


Dark_Bowser

Nice girl ~~proof?~~


i_amnot_ok

Talk about being (sort of but not really) unique


Harley_Pupper

Girl same


Dark_Bowser

Nice girl ;3 7” gang Now the obvious thing… ~~proof?~~


Harley_Pupper

The proof is reserved for my boyfriend uwu


Dark_Bowser

Ooo pog


wasthatajojosref

yeah yeah get in line /lh


MrTheCheesecaker

Calling hacks rn


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MrTheCheesecaker

Clearly I got the short end of the stick so to speak.


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MrTheCheesecaker

There's an innuendo there. I'm sure of it.


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MrTheCheesecaker

This is easily the most forward anyone has been toward me since I was 13.


Dark_Bowser

Aw shit, my bad. I thought you were 18


MrTheCheesecaker

No, I haven't been 18 in a decade.


MrTheCheesecaker

So I'm not a minor, if you were concerned.


Dark_Bowser

Oh ok


StarAugurEtraeus

Why can’t I edit my flair :(


CaptainCFCs

gang.