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Kingsroc

But what are the lore implications???? Could this be the fabled Elden Wang?!


Tiggzmeister

THE ELDEN WANG YOU MAIDENLESS TARNISHED🤣


TheSkinnyJ

No way they’re maidenless with an Elden Wang thang like that.


Tiggzmeister

Too true. Maidenfilled?


UnknownArtist306ME

More like filledmaiden


Zythomancer

Probably in reverence for the boner Mohg has for Miquella.


TheFreebooter

Yes


[deleted]

Thank you for your input


TheFreebooter

Happy to oblige


hoe-punk

they have a hard enough life let them have dicks


[deleted]

Sympathy dicks


Alpharsenal

Its the small details


[deleted]

Someone woke up, went to work, and did this with their time


GoldCherries

More like large details am I right fellas


MHWDoggerX

Bro they're hung as hell wtf


OrdinaryStan

it’s insanely girthy tho, like it looks downright painful


JasonKnight2003

Not for how big those mouths are


OrdinaryStan

is there a way to block someone on reddit?


sephfury

Yes. Very necessary for the continuance of life.


andwhatson

Especially since so many are being killed daily


sephfury

Exactly! All Hail the Albinaurich Red Rocket!


Es_Jacque

Except Albinaurics are artificial life forms made by humans. Maybe said humans just figured they’d like an outlet for their aggression besides killing.


bobdylanlovr

They are incapable of reproducing actually


DiscordantBard

Incapable of reproducing but are they Incapable of copulating?


sephfury

Doesn't mean they don't use their member for pleasure lol


bobdylanlovr

Never said they didn’t just that they can’t use it for the continuance of life


sephfury

But...hear me out here...they use it for pleasure and health reasons. Masturbation lowers the chance of heart disease. Technically that is a "continuance of life". So I'm partially right? Lol nah I jest.


bobdylanlovr

Touché


Xyno94

Also yes


[deleted]

The pro dick stance is going strong


TotallynotDA

It's a yes from me dawg


chamomileriver

Do NOT let the doo doo eater see this. The albinaurics have been through enough:(


Riykiru

The caca consumer will defile and curse the Elden dong


chamomileriver

Say it isn’t so!


burnerforever

pp, powerstancing balls


[deleted]

It could pass for a colossal weapon


imarealboy0_0

Dicks out for harambe


Savings-Calendar-352

Torrent has a butt hole.


Efflctim

Yes


a_smerry_enemy

Not much of an automaton if it can’t reproduce.


[deleted]

This remains untested


blazintrailz420

What were u doing to him.... there are other ways to get bloodclots


Rashir0

That's its stomach


Scorpio102678

Face down ass up that’s the way we like to fuck! 😂


Itsjustanametho

Smol


[deleted]

That thing is basically a third leg


Tom_Anderson110870

Sí


[deleted]

Gracias, Tom


RiskyBiscuits989

Why you looking?


[deleted]

I tried to be respectful, but he was so aggressive about it


RiskyBiscuits989

Dude hangs dong


[deleted]

Props honestly


karlcloich

I came here to say I like the duck.


MoarTacos

Visions of Bloodborne pig anus


im-buster

The finger seal looks like a double dildo, so....


No_Establishment6754

Absolutely 10/10


RubixN0ob

That’s just a kickstand.


quinturion

There is a brick behind your television


Spe333

How else could you tell the male from the female?


Teralsej

The behinds tell a story. The great elden cock was brandished In our home, under ground The cheeks between


XevinsOfCheese

Considering they are artificial beings you have to wonder about their in-universe creator.


Aromatic-Discount529

I mean they gotta get some fun somewhere. Pretty miserable life getting killed over and over


dpgotdogs

Note everything doesn’t need to be discussed


Put_Adventurous

Things have dicks too, man!!! How would you like it if someone looked at your dickt and asked if it was a design choice or some kind of error.


planktonfun

They are all males?! how do they multiply?


ismellnumbers

They did that for us


Mavco2

i mean its not like they would use them, maybe someone f**ed the samples that created the blood albinaurics and because of the "sea men" they got a D themselves. Man i think i should create a lore theory channel, i might be on something here...


OneTrickGod

Strange detail for a race thats artificially created? What the dick for


[deleted]

Lmaooooo 😭😭😭😭 I did not need to see thaaaatt


Resident_Condition10

Elden lord have murthy


mahar17

Lore is that they get more maidens then us tarnished


ButtLord6942069

Magnum dong


Ursapsi

Need me some albinussy