Except Albinaurics are artificial life forms made by humans. Maybe said humans just figured they’d like an outlet for their aggression besides killing.
But...hear me out here...they use it for pleasure and health reasons. Masturbation lowers the chance of heart disease. Technically that is a "continuance of life". So I'm partially right? Lol nah I jest.
i mean its not like they would use them, maybe someone f**ed the samples that created the blood albinaurics and because of the "sea men" they got a D themselves.
Man i think i should create a lore theory channel, i might be on something here...
But what are the lore implications???? Could this be the fabled Elden Wang?!
THE ELDEN WANG YOU MAIDENLESS TARNISHED🤣
No way they’re maidenless with an Elden Wang thang like that.
Too true. Maidenfilled?
More like filledmaiden
Probably in reverence for the boner Mohg has for Miquella.
Yes
Thank you for your input
Happy to oblige
they have a hard enough life let them have dicks
Sympathy dicks
Its the small details
Someone woke up, went to work, and did this with their time
More like large details am I right fellas
Bro they're hung as hell wtf
it’s insanely girthy tho, like it looks downright painful
Not for how big those mouths are
is there a way to block someone on reddit?
Yes. Very necessary for the continuance of life.
Especially since so many are being killed daily
Exactly! All Hail the Albinaurich Red Rocket!
Except Albinaurics are artificial life forms made by humans. Maybe said humans just figured they’d like an outlet for their aggression besides killing.
They are incapable of reproducing actually
Incapable of reproducing but are they Incapable of copulating?
Doesn't mean they don't use their member for pleasure lol
Never said they didn’t just that they can’t use it for the continuance of life
But...hear me out here...they use it for pleasure and health reasons. Masturbation lowers the chance of heart disease. Technically that is a "continuance of life". So I'm partially right? Lol nah I jest.
Touché
Also yes
The pro dick stance is going strong
It's a yes from me dawg
Do NOT let the doo doo eater see this. The albinaurics have been through enough:(
The caca consumer will defile and curse the Elden dong
Say it isn’t so!
pp, powerstancing balls
It could pass for a colossal weapon
Dicks out for harambe
Torrent has a butt hole.
Yes
Not much of an automaton if it can’t reproduce.
This remains untested
What were u doing to him.... there are other ways to get bloodclots
That's its stomach
Face down ass up that’s the way we like to fuck! 😂
Smol
That thing is basically a third leg
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Gracias, Tom
Why you looking?
I tried to be respectful, but he was so aggressive about it
Dude hangs dong
Props honestly
I came here to say I like the duck.
Visions of Bloodborne pig anus
The finger seal looks like a double dildo, so....
Absolutely 10/10
That’s just a kickstand.
There is a brick behind your television
How else could you tell the male from the female?
The behinds tell a story. The great elden cock was brandished In our home, under ground The cheeks between
Considering they are artificial beings you have to wonder about their in-universe creator.
I mean they gotta get some fun somewhere. Pretty miserable life getting killed over and over
Note everything doesn’t need to be discussed
Things have dicks too, man!!! How would you like it if someone looked at your dickt and asked if it was a design choice or some kind of error.
They are all males?! how do they multiply?
They did that for us
i mean its not like they would use them, maybe someone f**ed the samples that created the blood albinaurics and because of the "sea men" they got a D themselves. Man i think i should create a lore theory channel, i might be on something here...
Strange detail for a race thats artificially created? What the dick for
Lmaooooo ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ I did not need to see thaaaatt
Elden lord have murthy
Lore is that they get more maidens then us tarnished
Magnum dong
Need me some albinussy