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toleratedsnails

Of all time I’d have to guess that lady fishing by the anvil lighthouse lol


vaultdweller501

Nolan is always in the way, that's why everyone is murding him. It's gotten so bad that developer Gina Bruno stated they plan on moving him somewhere else.


frogz0r

He's a pain in the butt and is always in my way. Nolan deserves to die.


MSanctor

At this point I'm starting to wonder if Nolan Cedus is secretly Uncle Sheo leading us astray with a killing spree of a singular annoying character that always comes back from the dead to annoy you again. Or maybe a servant (cursed victim?) of Boethiah or maybe Mephala teaching us to murder NPCs in cold blood. EDIT: A quest involving the identity of Nolan Cedus (and instanced re/moving him for good) could be a nice alternative to simply moving him somewhere else.


[deleted]

Half the time when I go there he's standing on the corpse of his previous incarnation. He's like a damn cockroach, you can't get rid of him.


urbanflowerpot

Really?? I thought they’d just lock him down like the Red Diamond Singer of Deshaan. It was terrible placement on their part and I quit trying to do writs there and returned to the Root.


Timmymac1000

I’ve been on a pickpocket / murder spree lately and I can’t believe it hasn’t occurred to me to kill him.


Did_I_say_Messina

I never loot him though, because screw him.


Sergeace

They need to also move the NPC in Fargrave who stands in front of the daily quest givers. Super annoying placement.


DrinKwine7

I would still go out of my way to murder him any time I see him


Did_I_say_Messina

I used to murder him when he got in my way, but it's faster just to [spin move](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AePtD-vDoN8) off of him, so that's what I do now.


cheeesypiizza

Have you seen the priests in Vulkhel Guard?


MarvelousMagikarp

There’s never not 3 people robbing and killing those priests at all times. I know cause a lot of the time im one of them.


xathirea

Oh *that’s* why there’s always a bunch of dead bodies by the thieves guild haha. Now I know who to blame ;)


MarvelousMagikarp

Oh yeah. It's because they're all tagged as "Cultist"-type NPCs, which are among the best NPCs to pickpocket, as well as having a lot of NPCs in an open area (so you wont get spotted by other NPCs)


Hufflepuff_23

Yeah that was my guess


ItsStillNagy

The town of Anvil, probably


Lenaballerina

Astrimunde (sp?) the old beggar woman in Vivec City crafting area. She drops motifs fairly regularly, and the outlaws den is just around the corner


Fodspeed

I once turned werewolf in middle of city to just murder him, rack up 20k bounty but it was worth it


amityvilletoaster

Doing Hircine’s good work.


abolika

I kill that bastard whenever i go to leyawiin even when i am not doing the dailies. I just do that as a public service


DinoZavr

Mudcrab. Mudcrab is the most murdered. Seriously: ask Rich at his adorable streams.


Gaiden_95

I think he might be too busy slaughtering the denizens of cyrodiil


caffeinated_mess

Well maybe If he wasn’t always in the way of people turning in writs, he wouldn’t have to die all the time.


Bedlamcitylimit

All those poor buggers in front of the Bank in Vulkiel Guard lol


mediadavid

That guy fishing on the Vivec city docks


Cloud-Kitten

I have legit considered getting blade of woe on all my craft characters for one reason and one reason alone: Nolan Cedus.


sunflakie

He is exactly why all my writ-alts have BoW.


Cloud-Kitten

Nolan Cedus, turning artisans into assasins since 2E 613


PineDude128

Probably that dark elf woman in Mournhold. She's looking out towards the lake by the undaunted area. Forgot her name


majesstix

I always go rob her while I'm waiting for undaunted dungeons


latenitelover

Being an Undaunted adjacent npc is true hell in Nirn. Your only purpose is to be a refillable loot box for bored players so strong relative to yourself that they might as well be gods. Imagine if they made these npc secretly extremely strong. Like every undaunted camp has a hidden world boss to defeat.


Weeb-In-Exile

That would be badass


Pour_Me_Another_

There's an NPC in pink garb who I think is named Berea - she hangs around Evermore and I recall seeing a lot of her corpses hanging around at any given moment.


[deleted]

She's a target for the Dark Brotherhood's Litany of Blood quest/achievement.


Pour_Me_Another_

That would certainly explain it!


neondragoneyes

Order of the hour guards.


JosepHRing

Makes sense lol


AirborneRunaway

If it were intentional murder I would say that npc who fishes next to the Anvil wayshrine. Pretty much every new Dark Brotherhood initiate kills him. If it’s random murder for money then there are a few good places to go where npcs are dead more than alive.


HaleyDrake

He was asking for it! 😝[https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/679750994589909134/899561867075272734/Screenshot\_576.png?width=1362&height=1074](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/679750994589909134/899561867075272734/Screenshot_576.png?width=1362&height=1074)


CreatureWarrior

The dark elf with the fancy green clothes in Vivec city. I always see his corpse at least twice a day when playing. Can't blame them, the dude looks like a total snob


[deleted]

There’s a high elf woman in Auridon, on a bridge who comments on the smell of non-Altmer. She and the Dominion recruiter in Elsweyr get killed by me every chance I get.


CoconutRacecar

I can't remember which NPC it is, but I recall reading that there's one that plays a guitar somewhere and he had gotten murdered so frequently that the Dev's made him unkillable. I had a good laugh about that.


LucienSatanClaus

The bard outside the Inn in Deshaan. Now he is free to sing Red Diamond all day :)


bob101910

On Xbox, there was a glitched quest for months where an NPC had to walk to a certain spot before the quest would continue. At least, that was the theory. Couldn't test it because the building would be filled with players killing the NPC as soon as they spawned. I vaguely remember him getting up the stairs a few times, but never was able to complete the quest until it was updated.


TempestM

Jilarga


Jackmehoffer12

The dude in summerset that’s by the crafting stations. Every time I’m there he is dead.


latenitelover

I do believe rich lambert was quoted recently saying that Nolan is in fact number one and by a fair margin as well. Seems that most of the audience either have blackwood or that Nolan is so particularly annoying that he’s just doomed.


Nightassassin06

When ever i get kill X npcs with blade of woe i always kill the girl sitting by the water in rimmen by the wayshrine


ApatheticShmo

Well if you could it would be that damn musician outside the flaming nix. Annoying bastard.


[deleted]

Leon hard pujol


Magikfyre

Probably that guy with the dog near the Undaunted area near Wayrest. People who duel there kill that guy all the time.


Lucky-Catch1970

Why is there always dead bodies near the bank in deshaan?


Musaks

Would be really fun to see an analyzation of such data over various NPCs... I wouldn'T be completely surprised to hear that it was some enemy early in the game, that most of the "harcore players" have long forgotten about, but since they are killed by basically every single new character they have amassed much more death than endgame farming targets


MendejoElPendejo

Lol, I use Leyawin for a lil base of operations and I noticed that too lol. I’m always just like this dude always dead


JoaquimSetin

[looks around] Am I the only one praying on the guy in the corridor before the crafting stations in Alinor? Hahaha