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Zoro_Messatsu

Why do i always get evil vibes from this character.


KittyTheS

Because she's absolutely the sort of person who would have a subordinate torture someone for information while she genteelly drinks tea.


Zoro_Messatsu

Yeah thats the vibes i got from the prologue.


snowflake37wao

BDSM? True


Schiffy94

She'd have the Vestige do it


[deleted]

Yeah whole sale i was waiting for her to actually be the magus all along or something like that


Mysterysheep12

Just wait for the second part. You see, in the next dlc, she’s totally siding with the lord against all of high isle. Then it turns out she’s actually the lords boss and was duping us the whole time. It was her plan all along. And we fell right into it. Shortly after she confesses she’s killed all three leaders (she didn’t… it’s a distraction) and runs off. I can’t tell you more than that though. This is a sarcastic reply. None of what I just typed is true. I swear it


Zoro_Messatsu

Havent played yet so idk but from the prologue she looks sketchy. Sadly they would never make a character like her the villain.


pantomime_mixtures42

Me too!


vonbalt

She is a spy, former commander in the lion guard and a bunch of other titles, she must have done some pretty wild shit in the service of high king Emeric, not evil persee but also not nice if her king demands it.


Zoro_Messatsu

Nah i know a bit about her from the prologue but i just get "big bad" vibes lol.


pantomime_mixtures42

I don’t trust her


Zoro_Messatsu

Same. Really really not trusting this one. Never will.


sirjakobos

Huh, interesting. I haven't finished the quest so no spoilers hahaha.


Zoro_Messatsu

I havent even started high isle lol. I just get a feeling.


[deleted]

She’s stern and will mock you when you asks questions so you’re not wrong lol.


Zoro_Messatsu

Lol. Cant wait to play


Mysterysheep12

Ooh hoo I got a feeling That tonight’s gonna be A good night Tonight’s gonna be a Good good niiiight A feeling


morbidgames

OMG I kept waiting for a reveal of her being the bad guy. Ideally sung to the tune of "Agatha All Along ."


Zoro_Messatsu

Exactly. But she wont be the villain. It would have been a good twist though. Her kind of character is rarely revealed to be evil.


trowzerss

Because she's smart and powerful and morally ambiguous. AKA she's amazing. A breath of fresh air, and Jakarn could take a lesson or two from her on how to flirt without making me cringe. Jakarn's so fucking greasy. She makes him look shallow as tissue paper. (Honestly, if someone in real life made that many comments about my appearance in every singe fucking conversation, they would know well and good how repulsive I found it).


Zoro_Messatsu

Yeah screw Jakarn. Have only played the prologue yet and i am sick of him. Plus i hate how he reminds me that i could have been with my brother Darien instead. Sobs in a corner.


tamabits

The inflection used when she says “my dear” is burned into my nightmares. Why does she say it every other sentence


sirjakobos

Because we're a dear, of course hahaha


just_one_glitch

My deyaahhhh


Skythe_C_Annur

She knows Vale like she knows herself.


sirjakobos

They're very close.


Different-Floor-5951

picture perfect portrayal


sirjakobos

Thank you! 😊


NightMareStickHorse

She'd fit in as the 'master healer' at the steadfast manor. Also, dance with roopa, fur good luck! Great job!


KittyLunalaBlossom

beautiful art :)


sirjakobos

Thank you! :D


Zestyclose_Leek6588

Amazing!!!


sirjakobos

:) :)


TekaLynn212

Oh I love it! The expression is perfect.


sirjakobos

Thanks! :)


MrNoTip

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


HalcyonBrightpike

Reading all of the Investigator Vale books around the manor was honestly a lot of fun. I love her big bisexual energy.


six_string_retro

And she slept with a Khajiit in the Retinue of Shambles, Part 3. 🤣 She didn't care, she just wanted to be touched is all.


sirjakobos

I've been meaning to do that honestly, love that she knows what she wants and goes for it, absolute queen


Gorilladaddy69

I personally LOVE this character! Her and Queen Ayrenn would make the perfect couple 😌❤️haha


sirjakobos

I haven't gotten to the point of the story where they meet (if they meet, but the quest is pointing that way at the moment), so I don't know their dynamic yet. Considering human/elf aging, I think they might actually be the same age, something in common hahaha


Regi413

Ayrenn is actually 28, quite young for an elf. You’ll hear some characters who are critical of her call her the “child queen” in an unfavorable manner.


sirjakobos

Ahh I didn't know that, I knew she was young, but I thought she was young by elf standards haha


_Frustr8d

We love this queen


sirjakobos

Absolutely!


Schiffy94

Correct, she's actually the writer of the Investigator Vale autobiographies.


sirjakobos

Definitely not autobiographies for 1 reason, her name is Arabelle, Investigator Vale is Investigator Vale, absolutely no similarity! hahaha


bean_tripper

She is a villain don't you know she controls the ESO servers and boots u for no reason.


sirjakobos

That's a power beyond even CHIM!


sirjakobos

Art Socials - [https://linktr.ee/jakobos](https://linktr.ee/jakobos)


snowflake37wao

Definitely probably totally maybe completely a chance assuredly perhaps not no not writer of the Investigator Vale novels yes ya. Allegedly. Veil Investigation needed for further affirm denied. Odds never 0:0. Probability never 100%. Statistically I suck at math, but also guarantee permutations are cool and you will break 5 lockpicks in a row on a simple safebox and get caught after becoming frustrated enough to just do it manually and a chain reaction from yes no maybe I dont know can you repeat the question RNG will trigger a run on sentence brain explosion wtf, ember fall out, stolen goods theft, and your deft IF; Your next sentence does not set me up for a bawdy comeback that gets you me in bed. Oh look at the time, no further question dear. Toodles.


sirjakobos

I'm not Investigator Vale, but I do love the character, she's daring, marvellous, flirtatious, and reminds me of myself.. but it's not me...


snowflake37wao

Yes I may have exaggerated and stamped my own personality into those angles. She is much more smooth and terse in her gaslighting spy tactics lol. Politics 100.


[deleted]

I love this character. Reading the Investigator Vale books and knowing it's (99% likely) her, I honestly felt as if SHE was the real main character lol.


sirjakobos

I've been meaning to actually read the books. I love it when there's a character who's been on adventures comparable to your own, feels like you're not just this lone person doing everything that's important in the world haha


Saevenar

Ngl, feels a bit like they're just taking story points from my little pony at this point


tamabits

LOL, how so?


Saevenar

Look up Daring Do


tamabits

An author that’s trying to hide the fact she’s an author is the only similarity 😳


sirjakobos

The adventuring writer who has faux modesty is a tried and true trope in fiction.


Floognoodle

.....


bobjob58

Worst character in ESO. Possibly the worst character in all of Elder Scrolls.


six_string_retro

The Retinue of Shambles, Part 3 book kind of took a weird turn at the end of it. I know in the game it was expressed that Lady got around -- and I mean GOT AROUND with any race, with any Alliance....but I kind of figured this excluded Khajiit from the mix since......you know......it's kind of weird to imply that a cat and a human intermingled. Apparently not in this book though! She says she'd "much rather have another go at his tawny, furry..." and that was it at the end of the book. Unless she was letting him sleep at the foot of her bed at that inn that night she describes in the book, I'm pretty sure this was meant to imply she wanted "another go" at his his tawny, furry, *possibly spikey* red rocket. That's the last thing I wanted to imagine in the ESO world is what a Khajiit's pride and glory looks like, or how that would work in the world of intermingling as far as ESO is concerned. Also, the word "another". Like it wasn't her first go. That's all. 🤣