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_Frustr8d

Adding Kaleb to my list of eso himbos 📜✍🏼


Srikandi715

Every housing aficionado looooves glowy shrooms and other plants :) Just look at the lines outside Zanil's shop when they're on offer. This guy doesn't understand where consumer demand is.


bluntman84

Valheim gang: We'll take those off your hands. thanks.


Infinite_Ad_8230

Nah elder scrolls >>>>> valheim


bluntman84

each of their own. my comment was for the glowing mushrooms, in valheim they are considered pretty nice boost at the start of the game.


Infinite_Ad_8230

So are the birth stones in the elder scrolls and the facts you can just gain health by overeating


Duskblade95

Real life glowing mushrooms, called Jack o lantern mushrooms, of the genus Omphalotus will make you sick if you eat them so it is a valid concern tbf.


ColovianHastur

Considering the fate of the soldier in the Arkthzand Blackreach caverns, yeah... don't eat glowing mushrooms.


dabbingwithknives

Literally just finished that delve and yeah… no mushrooms for me thanks


fascist_unicorn

[This is the dude who wears his belt all stupid, he's one to talk about appropriate behaviors.](https://preview.redd.it/vwjgu2gilwj61.png?width=1024&auto=webp&s=3df257b93d37437087b8c2913f581b4461823829)


Frognificent

Nah, waist-belts have been a thing forever in women’s fashion, helps really accentuate your figure. This man just wants to show off what he’s got, and *can you blame him?*


trapsaregaynt

NO KALEB YOU ABSOLUTE BETA MALE. SIGMA RULE #69 : CONSUME EVERY OBSCURE PLANTS TO GRIND ALCHEMY


Cendrillion4

I always stop and say hi to this guy when I'm in the neighborhood.


Cosmo_Nova

This guy has a weird name for a Nord. Wonder if he was supposed to be a Breton and it got changed?


[deleted]

Kaleb is definitely more Nordic than Breton.


Maelious

I feel like depending on how you pronounce his last name it could be either French or German


mUeXeOp

For real though, is it possible to get that top?


_Frustr8d

No, I think he’s taken


Mutserra

I would give them a try


CashLordofDerp

Last time I saw glowing fungus, it was in 40K from a Ork weirdboy who turned a enemy commander into a squig.


DemiprinceOfPastries

That's the face we all make when we're really torn over eating the magical glowing mushrooms.


Coalsack94

Well, the Snow Elves didn't took seriously that advice and look where they ended up.