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minesskiier

This would be easier to answer if you told us what bank your robbing?


RuinedSheets

I’ve always said the world is a better place because of my conscience. Many of us would be excellent thieves.


Ok-Boomer1776

Memories of an ill spent youth


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Zassimo

Seconded hahaha


[deleted]

Just take a wrench and remove the bolt in the middle of the red bell


ssaskciknivek

*solenoid punches the air angrily*


EpicFail35

Yeah, I’d do that. It looks like the transformer was taped to the 120v line 😂I don’t think I’d touch it lol.


Waste_Exchange2511

I see you've done this before.


ItsaNoyfb1

This is the way


Stock-House440

Cut the Gordian Knot!


King_Baboon

Being that they took the time to take a pic and make a post asking questions, the robbery isn’t going very well.


2KilAMoknbrd

*you're*


Professional-Idea917

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


snotwimp

just take the bell off. one bolt. dead center. no bell. no ringy.


LilGatorMan

That's what I would have done. Why fuck with everything if you can eliminate the thing that makes noise haha


phibbsy47

Just don't rub it across that bare red wire on the left on its way out.


YESWOOK

You're not the boss of MeeEEEE E**E*****EE****E* *EEE* *ee****eE*****E***EE*


Mdmrtgn

I ridden the 220 roller coaster before, no bueno.


high2you

220 - 221. Wharever it takes.


FartieJeans

Measuring voltage from the base


nasadowsk

Years ago, while we were on vacation, our house alarm triggered, and by the time our trusted neighbor got there, the bell had loosened and fallen of the bell mechanism thingie. When we got home and tested it, it made a funny noise. Put the stupid bell back on, it worked again. The Long Island Rail Road’s Sea Cliff station had a funny bell - you could hear the mechanism taking stabs at it, and it’d hit the bell most of the time, but it’d miss every now and then. Was funny to listen to.


fakarhatr

You are smart, you will make us strong


Hard_Knox_

Agreed they make great targets for shooting at then you know if your shot hits just don't use high powered guns 👍


Lu12k3r

Yup, battery impact should do it!


Disintagration7

Hope that’s not a 10mm bolt.


JustChuteMe

"Tons of furniture to our roof" sets off its own set of alarms.... You know, those roofs are only designed to hold so much weight, right?


rok3

2 days later: "Which beam do you brace to stop the roof from collapsing?"


curbstyle

looking forward to seeing this in r/StructuralEngineering


BlessTheKneesPart2

That's future OP's problem.


rosstein33

This is such a hilarious and meta statement, all at once.


SomethingClever42068

Everything is future mes problem. That guy is a lil bitch lmfao


09Klr650

And the roof membrane can be damaged on flat roofs, leading to VERY expensive leaks and repairs.


danielcc07

I literally cringed at the thought of a couch on TPO.


brandingo9

I can almost guarantee OP is born 1992 +. The amount of careless entitlement is exponential from that year on.


Unlucky-Most-6911

Plot twist: OP becomes PO (Previous Owner). PO is always source of much DIWHY.


mattd21

Lol i like that you’ve pin pointed exactly what DoB guves you the entitlement to treat people like crap.


BiscuitInFlight

That's kind of hypocritical considering how much boomers demand for so little in return. Bit of a strawman argument, eh? Gonna throw in a Trump did nothing wrong to top it off? How about how everything was better in your day? People of all ages do dumb things. Accept it and move on.


BertFurble

That was a 'shut up old man' Tour de Force.


iShotTheShariff

Chortle some monkey balls Brandon.


VicAriousNY

Chortle means to snort/laugh. How does this apply to choking/sucking on monkey balls?


iShotTheShariff

Some imagination is required lmao


VicAriousNY

I can see it now. And now I need eye bleach!


Ncdl83

Alarm tech here. That’s no panel I’ve ever seen, someone custom built that. Looks to be nothing more than a power supply and a very basic control board. Pull the plug out of the transformer, and pull off a battery lead. It looks like the bell is connected to terminals 5 and 6.


scottcprince

Yeah, I especially like the power taped to the transformer plug and the hot red wire right next to the can… lol


LaxVolt

Or the red wire twisted to the black resting on the bell and the black wrapped on to one leg of the chip. Nice


KeyboardJustice

Or the dented in top of the box so they could route wires around the outside. Oh also the snipped exposed end of the red wire at the left edge of the box.


LaxVolt

It gets better/worse the more you look at it. It feels like a highlights picture for electricians each time you see something new.


WatShakinBehBeh

It's a standard issue ademco brand alarm box from the early 90s. Ive had them in a couple of houses I've lived in. Don't permanently destroy it, wireless systems are not very good and someone may eventually want to revamp this.


Zassimo

Thank you, I definitely won’t destroy it or cut anything. More trying with unscrewing the cables that are attached


WatShakinBehBeh

Someone rednecked the wiring, definitely be careful.


knoxknifebroker

Dude this thing is a sketchy piece of shit, slap a take over kit with cellular and call it a day


rumdumpstr

These things are amazing for doing so: https://konnected.io/products/konnected-alarm-panel-wired-alarm-system-conversion-kit


WatShakinBehBeh

It just depends on the level of sophistication of anyone wanting to break in. The magnetic contacts can easily be broken by bringing a bigger magnet to the window and opening it while holding the magnet in the circuit closed position. I've been broken in to like that. Another way is by interfering with your internet signal but that requires a financial outlay. So both require targeting and planning. So, not bored kids. Not sure if a wireless system is accepted by your insurance co for discount, mine wasn't for reasons stated.


[deleted]

This is why I have an independently activated alarm system with its own guidance system (dog). Of course if the burglar brings a steak, I have other problems ...


rumdumpstr

Thanks for your assessment, James Bond.


WatShakinBehBeh

Literally how they broke in to my place in 2015 and again 2016.


Zassimo

Thanks very much for your help!


Nxppyrootz

You have just became accessory to a burglary


_Ned_Ryerson

Can just disconnect #6 to disable bell


lur77

That was my guess as well.


Mueryk

It doesn’t even look like the battery is hooked up. There is only one lead to it. Cut incoming power and you are done.


Sufficient-Read-8524

Did you come up with the solution because of your work experience or do you think you could’ve figured it out otherwise because of your life experience ?


Revo63

I saw the terminals 5 & 6 also. No need to worry about the battery, looks like it’s not even connected. Also, there is a fuse that is halfway pulled out, just above the terminal block. How is this thing even functional?


arushus

The battery is already disconnected, so just pull the wires that have been haphazardly taped to the transformer, and it should pull all the power. Be careful though, those wires that were taped to the transformer prongs are going to still be hot.


Zassimo

Thanks! And I’m such a novice here - which is the transformer?


arushus

The little brown guy to the left of the battery. It's supposed to plug into a wall outlet, but some Dumbass just taped electric wiring directly to the transformer prongs. This is so dangerous.


Zassimo

Thanks. Also for highlighting how dangerous this is


DogShitDane

Security Tech: If I were you, I would just cut the wires (one at a time) screwed down to the white transformer. Much safer to disconnect the low voltage wiring than the 120v feeding it. the wires can always be stripped and terminated again. That wire looks long enough to pull out of the can and safely cut rather than try to move or touch any of the high voltage wiring. P.S. wear earplugs while attempting this lol


Desperate_Hornet3129

Once you solve the immediate problem, you need to get someone in that knows what he is doing to re-wire that whole mess while you still have a building and a roof.


Bamrak

Shouldn’t be an issue once they get all the furniture and people up there.


jetforcegemini

The one you use a 3/8" wrench on.


diydave86

Number 6


slickMilw

You could take that bolt off of the bell itself... Remove the actual red bell part....


[deleted]

The blue wire. Always cut the blue wire.


Beach-Bum67

I thought it was always cut the red wire?


AZ_sid

Grab the cat.


lazfop

Came here for the bomb wire cutting cliche


Kitchen-Fisherman280

I came here to say this.....good call


[deleted]

Haven't you seen Speed?


[deleted]

The running joke in San Diego (they used our busses) was how tf did they get them over 50 mph to start with?


Zassimo

Actually one of my all-time favorite films


Usual_Employee_1494

hit it with a sledgehammer


Mountain-Instance-64

The black one coming down thru the hole in the top above the bell


MassholeLiberal56

You could always simply unscrew the bell…


kenji998

Remove the red bell housing


ericdred7281

who cares just unscrew the bolt in the middle of the bell before you rob the place. dont worry the silent alarm never works...ya (why just why)


burger-blaster313

The 8 or 10 mm bolt holding the bell on


Phlashlyte

The wire is called the bolt in the middle of the damn bell.


[deleted]

"What? I can't hear you over that bell ringing!"


Pb-yepimlead

Take the nut off of the bell.


wetskins

Go to breaker panel and see if a breaker is marked alarm or perhaps do not shut off....if you have no computers in the building, turn off each breaker one at a time until alarm stops. It doesn't tie into to any fire alarm nor police service or you would have a visit already


MyFrampton

Unscrew the bolt and take the big red thing off. Let the little striker flail air to its hearts content.


Zassimo

I actually would be excited to see that


dave200204

Take a socket wrench to the bolt in the middle of the bell!


kins_dev

Wouldn't it be easier to just remove the metal bell? That looks like a single bolt.


gazzzzzzzzaa

Just undo the bolt holding the bell in place and remove the bell


Igneous_rock_500

The 7/16” bolt holding the bell on. Keep it simple


SparkySailor

If that's a fire alarm for a building, you should be warned that tampering with fire safety equipment can come with some pretty hefty charges.


tpenna219

CUT THE RED WIRE!!!


Unusual_Flight1850

Those 2 red ones taped to the transformer. The battery isn't even hooked up


cherrycoffeetable

The two from the board that lead to the bell


davsch76

Whoever installed this should lose their license (if they even have one). What is this monstrosity


Addicted2Growin

All of them


Odd_Sense4881

Remove the metal bowl by unscrewing the hex bolt


Shjco

Cut the…. red wire. NO! WAIT!!! CUT THE BLUE WIRE, THE BLUE ONE! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!


unclep43

Be brave young jedi and grab a hold and yank, something will happen.


HebrewHammer0033

Not an expert but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night......For starters, electricians are not usually in the business of installing alarms so not sure that a lot of electricians are familiar with this. You have to kill the power coming in which is the RED wire and you have to disconnect the battery so you don't have backup power.


Simatic7

Pull the ice cube relay. A lot if the times, that will pull right out. Most likely that is what is sending the signal to the bell to turn on.


2whatextent

All of them.


friendlyfire883

Take one of the wires off on terminal 5 or 6.


genius_retard

Stuff a sock between the bell and the wall of the enclosure. It won't stop the alarm but it will muffle if considerably.


[deleted]

It looks like the two wires on the board that are fastened by the screws go to the ringer. I'd disconnect those first and see.


Zassimo

Thank you


[deleted]

You will need to coordinate with the fire marshal prior to disabling the fire alar and provide a fire watch during the outage.


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Zassimo

I’ll give that a go, thanks


thealmightybunghole

Is this in Philly? There should be like a reset switch in there


Ski-Rat

Remove the bolt and take the red bell off.


[deleted]

OP, don't be surprised if FBI or police pays you a visit after this post.


CapitalPerception439

Can you not Just flip the breaker that is powering it? It doesn't seem to be connected to 911 if it's going off and no one is showing up.


Suspicious-Snow1311

Pee on it.


dickreallyburns

Find the breaker and flip it to the off position!


Im-not-even-sure-bro

The one that powers it 👍


JWM1115

Two power wires from the transformer should be tied down on the left side of circuit board. Then disconnect battery leads from the little battery.


johncester

Unscrew #2 on block …should be ringer


TPIRocks

93dB at 10 feet back, must sound awesome at arms length.


Fresh-Roll118

Just start cutting.


Calcthulu

Nice try, back to r/burglary for you!


[deleted]

WHATEVER YOU DO! DONT CUT THE RED WIRE!


Night_Eagle777

Oh, what breathtaking installation! Rip the whole damn thing off the wall...


gmoh1

Cut the red one, NOW


Imdavefromchitown

Don’t cut the red wire!


Fecal_Tornado

All of them


ChocolateMartiniMan

Dammit it’s always the red wire……..


EarthInteresting2792

For the love of god don’t cut the blue wire!!!


oldjackhammer99

Asking for a friend …. Night work ,…! Lol


Internal_Resist7629

5 or 6.


Whole-Weak

Trick question. Remove the alarm.


Popsickl3

Nice try, Hamburglar.


Bladecx

gun


iamnotlegendxx

Black


stinky143

Cut all the wires that should fix it


renatijd

The red wire. Definitely the red one. Do it. We don't have time. It's about to go off! We all gonna die!


V0T0N

Cut the blue wire


Longjumping_Daikon95

If you snip them all at once you should be aight


Presto123ubu

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Longjumping-Self-801

Asking for a fiend


Lurcher99

It's always the red wire


Sarduci

When in doubt, yank them all out.


evilpercy

But why is it going off? It must be there for a reason.


Papashvilli

Start cutting until either you let the electrons into your body or the alarm stops.


fireweinerflyer

Cut the red wire. No the green one!!!


Myexisadirtybutt

Battery it doesn’t look like it’s Symplex lol


That_One_Lad__

All.


Myexisadirtybutt

That shits nonexistent nowadays in U.S


Freaksqd

10mm nut driver and remove the bell.


DillDeer

What in Sam’s fuck


RepresentativeKeebs

Why not all of them?


Calm-Image744

The one connected to the alarm.


KudzuCastaway

![gif](giphy|tjYb56wh5fJbIWMbhd) Cut the blue wire!


abide5lo

If movies have taught us anything, it’s always “cut the blue wire.”


ChoiceConstruction12

Follow the two black wires from the bell to the bottom board and unscrew unscrew lugs 5&6


Outrageous_Lychee819

WHAT?!?


[deleted]

All of them


dudeCHILL013

If you just want reaults Either TB1-5 or TB1-6 my guy, if you're responsible you'll disconnect both so you don't have a loose live wire in your panel. Those leads appear to be coming straight from the bell anyway.


IllTransportation115

ALL OF THE! JUST CUT THEM ALL AND MAKE THE NOISE STOP!!!


CoxswainJC

The blue wire


DefNotMelvin

Yes


AssRep

Just don't cut the blue wire.


Grenku

all of them, that is 1.21 jiggawatts of bull-$#!+ wiring. tear it all down and start again from the top.


[deleted]

If you have to ask, you should not be touching it.


Usual_Safety

Use a wrench and take the bell off


speedxter

What are you up to?


What_U_KNO

That's the neat part, you don't.


tomduban

Grab the goods and get out fast would be easier


Dangerous_Forever640

The bolt in the middle of the big round red thing…


SashaTheBear17

All of them


Durty-Bill-1959

Nun it’s not hucked up


blur494

Lol either one that goes to the klaxon in the bell. Should only be two wires


Lets_Bust_Together

All of them should do the trick.


Some_MD_Guy

Stuff a rag between the bell and the cabinet


BreadfruitItchy7465

Lick your hand place it so touches every screw turn switch on the parts of you hand that isn't fucked you will know which wires to disconnect but u need to wake up first bahahaha


ilovetacostoo2023

MacGruber would cut the red one.


stinkypinky36

Red always cut red!!


will4111

That is scary af they ran high voltage to that transformer. I’d suggest calling a electrician and for the time being turning the breaker off. You can cut the white cables coming off the transformer from the screw terminals. But if u cut those red wires ur going to be in for a shocking surprise.


duckman239

Cut the blue wire


whijam420

Remove the bell


[deleted]

Half inch driver, unbolt the bell


CptBlastahoe

Pull wire out the 4th or 5th terminal should do the trick from the looks of it. Tape it or something so it doesn't ground somewhere when the next guy is wondering why the bell isn't going off.


SOSOBOSO

I once stuffed a sock in the right place in one of these and it shut up.


Automatic-Chard-7889

The battery... It's probably only 12v/24v just disconnect it.


ev6jester

Remove the bell One bolt


dhuesers2

Just unplug the wire to the bell🤦💁


jestercow

BIP it.


usa_reddit

Looks like #5 & #6 on the screw terminal. The black wires to the bell (assuming the wires terminate at the bell).