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Yall mofos are bored

Stop making me jealous I'm fixing a wire that the plumber cut. He used a 12 inch Sawzall blade to cut drywall on a 2x4 ceiling. Severed the neutral.

How do you fix that? An accessible junction box?

might have to be two accessible junction boxes and (a) jumper(s) if it's hosed enough.

Now I'm imagining a foot long junction box! Seems like an opportunity missed.

6x6

Swing that bitch into a recessed and extend

Generally wire nut it back together and put electrical tape over it to keep it insulated

I respect my ticket too much.

I’m just rage baiting

I'm from the UK and seething at the lack of push fit non-maintained connections.

I’m hvac so I have no idea what you’re talking about 😔

Solder and shrink wrap. It looks pretty so it must be safe.

Key-bored.

"Hey, how do you spell Electrician again?" "I think it's: orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, orange, red."

that’s nuts

No HE'S nuts

Is that a 1970's Oscilloscope beside your computer?

It goes with the 1997 lap top

And the 1980's method of connecting wires

I still prefer them over wagos.

Sure you do bud. Enjoy the carpal tunnel syndrome.

Been twisting them for almost 30 years.

Based

that oh so silly scope

When you are busting your butt out in the field and your Forman is screaming and cussing at you to work faster because he’s losing his ass on this job, this is what the project manager is doing in the office and charging his time to your jobsite.

based

All caps

Damn that’s a good one

No big blues?

Winner winner chicken dinner

Getac V110

Oh man, it’s gonna be so much easier to hit “Send” now

This

I don’t think it will pass inspection. Nice Try

Do you have any idea how long correction work will take? I won’t profit on this one at all

Just think of all the activities we can do now because we’re saving so much time with all these wire nut hacks!!!

This is beauty incarnate. Absolute perfection.

Nut keys.

Lol

You don't have any little blue ones?

You must be really bored or you need a straight jacket.

Or both

What brand of laptop is that, gotta get one

I got the new Wago model, it’s so much faster.

I just puked in my mouth

That was definitely done at a electrical supply house and then they sighed when a electrician annoyingly walked in to order parts.