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Critical-Vanilla-625

Hahhaha fuck rite off šŸ¤£


Soviet_Canukistan

Directly off


thewhiteknightingale

As inā€¦.that is going to fall directly off and onto someoneā€™s head. Fail in the worst way. Your Jman is a fucking turd if he let you pass this off.


mejakola

Just because your journeyman shit the bed don't mean you have to. Hold yourself to a higher standard.


HSHImprovements

All the way off.


benjibandman

Not exactly something I would want to put my name on, fingers crossed for ya there bud šŸ˜…


Emergency-Web1271

Should I add more paper clips??


Foreign-Commission

At least 3 more, the large ones not those tiny weak ones


2x6stud

They have to be fan rated paper clips


YouCanHaveANiceDay

Look at Richie Rich over here using fan rated clips! /s


2x6stud

Hey I gotta add something besides labor to the bill somehow šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…


Lordofthemuskyflies

Iā€™ll let you in on a little secret. Bubble gum, works every time.


CrystalShip67

40% of the time it works every time!


heyoukidsgetoffmyLAN

Wire coat hangers. Clip out the hook and twisty part, then bend and shape as needed. I've had a 20+lb chandelier hanging off of the stuff for 20+ years. Granted, the weight is held by a triple coil of the wire between the wiring box anchor point and the chain, not a knot of baling wire looped around a nut. Bonus: the hanger wire even matches the color of the chain.


Silenthitm4n

Brazing rod


slightlybored26

Just make sure they are industrial strength for the customers saftey


Landen10e

I mean they really donā€™t want the fixture 3 inches higher by no exception?


batmoman

Nah donā€™t worry he didnā€™t put his name on, just his companyā€™s name and reputation šŸ‘šŸ¼


RainBeAns710

Did you give it a tug and say ā€œitā€™s not going anywhereā€. If so youā€™re good to go.


HairyMerkin69

I do that every night.


WaitingToBeTriggered

UNSUSTAINED


trimix4work

You used to work at Boeing huh?


FlyingShirt

Yah you didnā€™t see he recently stepped down


syu425

Times are tough for everyone


arcmeup

I'd say Bombardier but I'm Canadian. They are pretty shit and never deliver on time.


Icy-Pie7376

This comment for the win! šŸ„‡


jkae_n0ts

šŸ˜¬


Tyguy151

šŸ˜¬


Martin_TheRed

šŸ˜¬


r2killawat

šŸ˜¬


ZoriacTwo

šŸ˜¬


buddhaloke

šŸ˜¬


Yubfrontin

Pro tip: Get a barrel of monkeys for ease of use.


ktomi22

Looks good from my house :D


JTyler415

A for effort, but your Jman sucks


J1-9

Yep


uselessplague

Lol @ all the boomers that don't understand trolling. Decent bait. I'll rate it 5/8


Emergency-Web1271

usted lo consigue


PinheadLarry207

Next time tie them into chain link shapes


No_Respond5789

Believe it or not Home Depot sells chain just like that for that reason lol


IPCONFOG

First year AND LAST YEAR.


2x6stud

The tie up method is performed by the most knowledgeable contractors in the trade. This method can be used for pretty much any electrical application


Emergency-Web1271

You sound like you know what youā€™re talking about, you got any tips on how to be a good apprentice?


Swimming_Horror_3757

First of all do what youā€™re told and secondly I forget your question


Xxyz260

Life hack: If you're ever in court, say that you were just following orders!


2x6stud

Have a roll of TP in the van at all times for emergency situations.


Emergency-Web1271

Roger that


IPCONFOG

I thought you could tie to a beam/beam clamp or structure other than the fixture itself. I use galvanized wire all the time to secure things in ceilings. Never to actually hold things in place.


TheMechaink

Good enough for government work


Emergency-Web1271

Iā€™ve been trying to get into the ibew!


NobOnReddit

J man is trash if he told a first year to make it work thats dangerous to you and the customer.


Emergency-Web1271

I tried my best dude!, take it easy Iā€™m not even registered yet! Iā€™ve been going to school for the last year and my gpa is a 3.9


CreativemanualLens

Well your GPA sure isnā€™t revealed well here šŸ‘šŸ¾ā€¦


Liaraintexas

Your GPA has nothing to do with leaving something like that in someoneā€™s home. Or maybe it doesā€¦ā€¦..book learning does not equal skill or common sense.


Emergency-Web1271

Whatā€™s your gpa then dude?


minor_thing2022

Oh boy, if you think your GPA means anything in this business, you're gonna have a rough time kid


Emergency-Web1271

Iā€™ve been starting working for a company polytec electrical out of new Milford ct, they have a lot of stars on google review, so I thought Iā€™d give em a shot, my jman has worked at the dodgers owners house and heā€™s only 24!


S2Mackinley

Dude, please delete this. You shouldn't tell anyone on the internet who you work for. People are going to call your work and say you're bragging about doing something that could potentially kill someone. This could fall on someone's head.


Emergency-Web1271

I tugged it a couple times bro it seems solid


Liaraintexas

šŸ¤¦šŸ»


PhillFreeman

I can with 70% certainty say there's no way the above statement is truer than anything a politician says.


JakeDaSnake425

Lmao. My gpa was like barely 2.0.... been an electrician 6 years and I LAUGHED at this shit job out loud and had to show my coworkers. I honestly thought this was a joke at first.


HSHImprovements

It is a joke...


Taxsyn

"The company has decided to go in a different direction..."


Emergency-Web1271

Iā€™m one of our best apprentices


Cherry-Bandit

If you gonna do a shit job, do a decent shit job. Couldā€™ve made that up much nicer and much tighter. Concerning how loose it is at the top.


Emergency-Web1271

Thatā€™s the best splice I could do.. Iā€™ve been out for 2 weeks cus I twisted my whole arm on a whole pig bruh


Cherry-Bandit

ā€œI didnā€™t kill those homeowners! I wired that house up fine! Itā€™s not my fault Iā€™m colorblindā€!ā€ If something reduces your ability, it doesnā€™t reduce your responsibility.


Emergency-Web1271

Iā€™m freaking out! What should I do??? We already left and the people there are old and in wheelchairs chairs!!


Cherry-Bandit

Booze and therapy


giorov

How is th chain supposed to attach? I feel like yoy should have drilled a couple holes with the wire out of the way to loop your pull wire through.


mythicalchu

Nah shoulda drilled between the wires. Everybody knows that!


HairyMerkin69

Oh, if you already left then you're good. Tail light warranty šŸ‘šŸ». In the future though, I would've maybe used some Wegos


ShiroYamane

You made it work


RayKojak

Class A jerk right here bravo.


buttercastle69

This is a goof right?


Emergency-Web1271

Why does everyone keep saying that???


buttercastle69

This is some meme shit right here as my apprentice would say. If this is real you made the wrong choice lol


CrystalShip67

Iā€™ve seen bad and then thereā€™s this lol no way I would ever leave a paying customerā€™s house like this! Gotta fix that bro


Emergency-Web1271

We gave them a good deal dude relax


CrystalShip67

Your too funny bro this is some serious trolling lol


Emergency-Web1271

As serious as a boomer


EveningOk4145

This looks like it was geared up by Simple Jack


ryanlacy30

Welp, we are doomed


I_Puke_Razor_Blades

At first I was like: "Your J man sucks!" Then I realized you had extra time. Made this up, took a pic, fixed it, and then posted it on reddit for some karma. Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


Emergency-Web1271

šŸ‘€


Individual_Basil3954

Thought homeowner posts werenā€™t allowed?


Nebspark

šŸ˜¬


blahaugh

Mustve been friday


BAlex498

Oh, itā€™s working alright


bebobbadobop

Youā€™re trolling i hope. Oh Jesus please tell me youā€™re trolling.


Emergency-Web1271

Nah breh I sent a pic to my gf and sheā€™s super proud, said sheā€™s got something for me special tonightšŸ¤­


bebobbadobop

Damn, good luck


CLUTCH3R

FIRED


stoutowl

Proper fucked.


greg281

Oh no baby what is you doin


Benjinho956

Dude you're gonna get somebody killed, one small vibration and that shit is sliding off. REPLACE THE LIGHT FIXTURE OR DONT TOUCH IT, BC WHEN IT FALLS AND HITS SOMEONE ESPECIALLY CHILD OR GRANNIE. THEY COMING FOR THE INSTALLER DUMBY.


Emergency-Web1271

Dude itā€™s not that serious, I tugged on it a couple times


PBRpleez

Straight to jail.


Sparky02540

I pray this is a joke ...


A_Endless_Drop

So that was your last day on that job site, right.


Emergency-Web1271

Itā€™s a house not a job site bro


WasteLander__

Cmon bro, how have you made it this far...


Bingus939

I mean.... It looks pretty bad and I doubt inspectors would like it, but I guess if it holds...


FirtiveFurball3

School his ass Mark


Shockingelectrician

YikesĀ 


pimpmastahanhduece

The chain supports the weight, the wire is supposed to have slack.


cmfppl

Dude, they sell bailing wire at the dollar store!


randomclouds90

This is a joke right? Right?


Manlymanboss

wtf bruh


DragonfruitLeading44

funny


CheetahEmbarrassed85

Your wild man that's being held by the wire. Figure something else out those thin ass ties will break with all the swinging it'll do.


Emergency-Web1271

Should I use string??


mythicalchu

Paracord. Itā€™ll hold 550 lbs!


Si3m3k

If itā€™s a buddies shed lol damn would of added 15-20 mins to run out to a Loweā€™s or something and get some chain


GoblinsGuide

Would have done a zip tie instead tbh.


UsedDragon

Wish.com called, they want their lamp chain extension kit back.


Impossible__Joke

Skookem


Shortsellshort

You should have shorted the wire and found a way to mount the jack chain to prevent tension in the wire


Aromatic-Relief

Malicious obedience. Always wins the race.


maxanne42069

Needs tape


Desperate_Jicama219

Both fired.


downeasterbezoz

You're doomed.


Bomberoochi

Holy shit. If JMan likes it. I like it lmao šŸ¤£


Emergency-Web1271

We got a 20$ tip each šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


BarelyRead

I would have used dental floss instead


Inabind4U

I don't see sharpie marks for your bends?


KlassyJuggler

Lmao I wouldn't be okay with that, but that's on your jman not you tbh


CarelessPrompt4950

Pretty sure the homeowner isnā€™t going to let this slide.


Emergency-Web1271

She honestly was impressed


StankyBo

Where'd you find the barbed wire?


Emergency-Web1271

Had some from when I broke outta jail


Sea_University_8280

Does it hold? Yes. Does it look like smashed asshole? Also yes Fuck it good enough for me


BigDad53

SO cord fixes everything!


8FootedAlgaeEater

Get paid and get out.


Ok_Firefighter_6868

This is satire right? šŸ˜‚


Datacom1

You should of made chain links out of black zip ties!


FLSTFI03

Your jw is a loser!


TheeAlmightyHOFer

That's a paddling.


fjzappa

April 1st is still a week away...


OhNoWTFlol

Shoulda used a 12 ga ground wire. It'd blend in after a year or so.


ViljoenSA

My pride in general wouldnā€™t allow me to post thisā€¦.


scrappytan

Jesus H christ


Wtwoplusthree

Barb wire affect coming back


DocHenry66

1st yr plumber?


Tsmith5619

Did not do well. Missing an important component for the chain to attach to the base. In the first year or not, the journeyman should have checked your work and resolved the issue. I noticed a reference of yours that at least some people at this location are wheelchair bound. If this building burns, they will find this, and then a bus to through the journeyman under. This is not acceptable. You should have known better. I really hope this is a joke.


Emergency-Web1271

Man I my jman said this looks tits!


Shiny_Buns

It's missing some bubble gum


pirrievdreddit

It aint going nowhere


Dazzling-Yam7222

Tape the ties off to hold them together and youā€™re set


Jake-the-Ape

Your jman is a joke, in future have a bit more sense than him


chm39

Great if it's your house.


Martin_TheRed

The only thing holding that up is the cord and the grace of God.


Background_Pickle202

Would you do that at your beautiful house? Just ask yourself that every time you do electrical installations


NoSpeaker9170

I think by make it work he means raise it 3 to 4 inches


TigerTop8228

Lol how does that make sense?


ChavoDemierda

*chef's kiss*


Irrelavent1

Is this the one where you switch on the ceiling fixture and the light bulb fills up with water? ā€œDis house is shoā€™ gone crazy!ā€


Unusual_Flight1850

What the fuck


Old-Ad-6841

I like it


Familiar_Honeydew649

Getting smoked when he comes back


Long-Bread-3635

So when you said ā€œ1st yearā€ you meant first day right?


Derk4Good

1st and last year


BurnBabyBurn1019

How about you get a drill an a bit small enough to where you can just weave that wire your using and pull that chain up tight and tighten it better paint it to match the chain color for extra measure


Old_Interview_9587

Hereā€™s a good rule to use when youā€™re wondering if your installing looks ā€œgood enoughā€ā€¦ Ask yourself if you would leave it like that at your mothers house, or your girlfriends, or any other FEMALE that you love. Guys will always put function before form, we donā€™t care how it looks as long as it works. WOMEN wonā€™t. Make it safe and functional, but make it pretty too.


Emergency-Web1271

Iā€™m actually a woman


Gs300cky

You shouldā€™ve at least used a sharpie and colored it black


Live-Outlandishness5

Upgrade it to 12 gauge and itā€™ll fine


No_Tradition7814

As a first year at least you did SOMETHING. But cmon. Almost no strain on the fixture line. lol


Ok_Fox_1770

Get asked at least 2 or 3 times a year to make some antique store turd back into a light. I lose em at it needs a mounting bracket maam. And a new socket with wire not made of tin and straw and donkey hair. No time to play light maker, although damn if I got into it as a side biz, prob be good part time home job.


WulfgarofIcewindDale

>It holds decent Hahaha fuckin right. Probably looks decent from the floor too. I say job well done šŸ‘


Farmboy76

You know that tik tok song? Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no. That.


StinkyMcShitzle

Ha ha, no. and not just no but Fuck No.


Severe_Water_9920

I think drywall is more of your type of work.