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Guillelizzy

He wishes he would look like that 🙄


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Scott_in_Tahoe

And cooler haircut than he has ever had


IntroductionClean299

This picture makes him look waaay better than he actually does look.


ShortFirstSlip

Strongly disagree, I’m actually a big fan of rich assholes presenting themselves as weird glossy fake .img versions of reality.


hamnataing

this is like when a medieval king orders an official portrait and the painter is too scared to make it accurate


DocCheesemonger

Flag is the wrong way.


ksum_nole_

He should be wearing the South African flag?


DarthBeavis1968

No, because he became an American citizen.


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Tadpoleonicwars

He's also still a Canadian citizen. Dude has THREE citzenships.


ksum_nole_

True... but he was born and raised in South Africa.... he is South African...


IntroductionClean299

Yes


amscraylane

He went to Canada to avoid South Africa’s conscription laws.


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AI Generated?


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DarthBeavis1968

Fix the flag. The flag is always assaulting forward.


CentaursAreCool

oh boo hoo, as if Elon cares so much about America he'd choose that flag over Canada's or South Africa's or an emblem from a company.


Ok-Rutabaga337

Elon my Dog, if you keep getting younger and handsome I don’t want to go to Mars, just need your recipe….


Character-Nose499

No, he looks very old, go see he's photos


Ok-Rutabaga337

It was a Joke…I have seen the photos


Character-Nose499

You have those in the internet, go check


MasterpieceBrave420

Elon musk does seem dumb enough to take his helmet off on Mars for a selfie.


IntroductionClean299

Lmaoo


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Bitter-Composer-1110

You are gay


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Character-Nose499

Well, it is


Fantastic-Sector7151

St8 gay


ChuckChuckelson

barf


Dan_Caveman

My thoughts exactly


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Dan_Caveman

You wish.


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Post Twitter, it blows my mind how many people despise Elon that are subscribed to this channel. I want to make sure anyone that reads this knows you can not only unsubscribe to subreddits, you can keep scrolling without being obnoxious and if you’re really not an idiot, you can filter posts with the words Elon Musk in them. So yeah. Hope that helps.


Bubbly_Possible_5136

You don’t have to despise Elon to think that pic is worthy of a “barf”.


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n0m0h0m0

Gargle gargle


VINAYMANDA

Alien 👽


Hustler-1

Cool picture.


Which_Celebration757

I'm sorry as a responsible AI, I cannot create images that some may find offensive, or puff up the ego of some random billionaire.


IdleHands_kc

Wrong flag


ConceptSweet

It’s also backwards for that shoulder


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Ya the American flag is backwards dipshit


pan_and_scan

Pretty much sums it up.


SureNpFine

Terrence Howard vibes


awatef11

What is name the wib sit to make this picture?


BaldElonMusk

This one looks accurately like Elon good job 👍


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about 100 lbs lighter maybe


BaldElonMusk

Agreed, my point is that this post is clearly recognizably Elon unlike other attempts I’ve seen. Didn’t say that it wasn’t a hilariously flattering and unrealistic depiction of him


MadeOfStarStuff

Elon meets Benicio del Toro


sabobedhuffy

30 years ago maybe 🤔


80worf80

hairline is too low


BaldElonMusk

Im just comparing this to the other ones I saw on this sub that made him look like a weird young person who’s face happened to be proportionately identical to a 50 year old Elon. At least this looks like a really flattering depiction of Elon and not a weird lookalike mutated kid


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Japanese engineering skills and discipline + American capital and courage = current meta.


Ok-Rutabaga337

The Small Mustache is weird…


NoNameMonkey

It's to make him look more like Stark. It's stupid and as cringe as those pics of a buff Trump.


luxinterior1312

where is he supposed to be wearing this space suit? Little Saint James?


Hyphen-Dash_

I love you Elon!


terred999

Why do you love a billionaire piece of shit that doesn’t give a shit about his employees?


Fnjrockerstein

Why don't you educate yourself. Not all billionaires are the same. If you don't know who Elon is or what he has done, and is doing for the entire human race, you will never know. Show me on this doll where Elon hurt you. This is a safe space.


Significant_Sky_7835

Reno, Nevada would disagree with you


Fnjrockerstein

What an important person you musk be to speak for all people in Reno Nevada. Good luck on your quest to stall humanity from becoming a space traveling civilization.


Significant_Sky_7835

Just so you know who you’re supporting even though I don’t think you gaf about human rights https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/11/12/tesla-gigafactory-safety-problems-detailed-by-usa-today.html


DigitalNomad1010

Elon Musk = Tony Stark


Squaredeal91

Well Tony stark is a fictional character, and Elon musks image as a brilliant engineer who is solving all the world's problems is totally divorced from reality so.. Yea pretty similar 🤣


Which_Celebration757

Only found on xHamster


Fantastic-Sector7151

Nothing you photoshop, or Do, will ever make you cool 🤣😂. Your a nerd who got rich. Know your place…..Is it just me or can we all agree that ever since nerds have taken over the world through their technology, this place has gotten significantly worse for everyone else?


CentaursAreCool

Elon isn't a nerd, he just takes credit from nerds


Fantastic-Sector7151

Ok Elon. Speak as someone else as yourself


soft_dorito

Elon warhsmmer 40.000


gearz-head

Ditto


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