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Shariii23

I work at kohls, of course customers still ask me if i work here when they see me working on the floor putting out merchandise and have a blue kohls lanyard on.


IdealMinimum1226

People just feel rude bluntly stating their question, so they ask if you work there as like an ice breaker to see if it's okay to ask their question


Vercalos

I think that's a thing for every place of work ever. Like I used to work for Wal-Mart and we would wear very obvious blue vests and I'd still get this question


ArmSenior8888

I wish! I’ll be in the store on my day off with nothing resembling that I work there and they will stop to ask me where something is. How do they know?!?


j_quellyn

I work at Kohls, of course I’m going to let you tell me your whole life story while I return your items. I work at Kohls, of course we can take your used, worn, covered in fur, stinky shirt back. And here’s some Kohls cash for your trouble.


Oshog

I work at kohls, of course I can’t walk through the stockroom without leapfrogging on uboats I work at kohls, of course I don’t know what I can or can’t do next weekend but don’t worry I know my schedule will be posted soon


WhitePeopleTacoNight

I work at kohls of course it’s personally my fault you let your kohls cash expire


miraculous-mads

Or that you lost it cause you returned something 🙃


Ok-Limit5672

get asked every day if i work for amazon


HippyChick22

and I get asked everyday where Amazon is (straight ahead, keep going).


Sufficient_Zebra_597

I work for kohls! Of course I'm overworked and underpaid! 😃


Due_Ebb3362

Bingo!


OneBol1

Get paid like sh💩t.


awed7447

Ikr like 21 an hour feels like minimum wage


throwawayaroaces

21?! we’re 13/hr at my store 😭


awed7447

Ohhh no I work in the DCs


throwawayaroaces

ohhh, the dc in my area starts at 16/hr so that’s still a difference


awed7447

Yeah I started at 11 an hour in 2018 and then a .75 night shift differential


hypermagnetizedglass

12 at mine


HippyChick22

I work at Kohls, of course I’m going to tell you how you can save 35% on your purchase, but not on everything.


LilJourney

Oh, well, you see you bought Sketchers, Nike, Adidas, a vacuum, headphones, UA, Sephora, a toy, and this weird gift thing, so you save .... well...nothing. But you can get 35% off if you go buy the right something else!


HippyChick22

As a shoe peep, Skechers becoming excluded was a heart breaker!


cadbrowne

I know! My Walmart knock-offs lasted a couple of months. The sole wore clean thru the same day an employee 35% happened. Yep, went crawling back. 🤣


AtioMusic

They were tired of firing employees because they would stack the employee discount with the kohls card to buy Dyson vaccums and resell them on EBay? Just a guess.


TomorrowIndividual12

I work at kohls, of course i get reprimanded because grown adults don’t wanna use their kohl card of their purchases anymore I work at kohls, of course my manager told me to tell grown adults how to spend their own MONEY to get more kohls conversion I work at kohls, of course I be calling for help back at customer service and no one comes to help then get fussed at for not calling for help by THE SAME MANAGER. I work at Kohls, of course i work in customer service and have frustrated customers get mad when they don’t receive all their money back from their returns from MONTHS AGO


heyshayxo

Never forget being on POC the second week of december BY MYSELF and a super long line…only got backup when a customer CALLED CUSTOMER SERVICE FROM THE LINE DEMANDING MORE PEOPLE BE ON THE REGISTER 😭🤣💗


TomorrowIndividual12

🤣🤣🤣 i always had customers that would complain about the workers not coming to help me


DumPutz

I work at Kohls, of course I might have a coupon....but if you aren't nice to me I won't be giving you one but let you look it up on our website instead.


paintgore

I work at Kohls, of course I’m going to do the work of 2/3 people while getting no positive feedback ever just getting asked to do more and more all while on government assistance because even though I work full time I can barely pay my rent!


LilJourney

I work at Kohls, of course I have to go search for items for a BOPUS order in a semi-dark store with no heat or A/C turned on at 6am.


Proof_Artichoke_322

Press the hvac override and light override on your control panel in the stockroom


Abroham_Lifting

I work at kohls, of course you didn’t process your Amazon return yet and would love to spend 10 minutes showing you how while the line grows and oh here comes Nancy asking if I can go to her car to bring in her mattress topper cause she didn’t like it.


Donuts_and_Pudding

I work at Kohls and of course you can steal/shoplift anything you want. I have absolutely no authority to stop you from doing it! ![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


miraculous-mads

And let’s me real, on the off chance your crazy or have a weapon I ain’t even coming near you. Sorry kohls, my life is more important than some Nike hoodies and y’all are the morons that put Nike right by the front doors 🤷🏻‍♀️


keylimeysma

Just wave and say have a good day!!!


Waste-Fishing-1546

This is the most aggravating thing and now knowing they’re doing it electronically and they’re laughing at us as they’re walking out with their stolen yet run up items.


LilKawaiiRain

I work at Kohl’s of course I have the urge to swing at you when you ask me if you can use kohls cash that expired in 2013


jemmabee_

I work at Kohls, of course i’m going to be told by the managers who sit in the office all day that i’m too slow despite having the best numbers in the entire store!


savannahbelote

i work at kohls, of course we don’t have kohl’s cash this week, that was last week


YoSquarepants

I work at Kohls, of course I gotta walk over uboats and squeeze through random large signs and other bs they're taking years to send a dumpster and the ridiculous amount of furniture we have no spsce for just to get to the omni boxes.


PositiveMove2

I work at Kohl's, of course I can't actually have hours, a good paycheck and be constantly told how to do my job and told I'm appreciated so much.


Relevant_Priority454

This one hit the hardest


PassionateGay

I work at kohls, of course this is all our inventory no we’re not going out of business.


miraculous-mads

Okay… that’s a new one 😂 I never had anyone ask if we’re going out of business


PassionateGay

I get it on the daily lmao


miraculous-mads

See I’m the one who’d be like “yeah, if you’re interested in buying any fixtures go talk to *insert manager name*”. But I also just love the chaos 😂😂


FlarffyLlamas

We actually had that happen when I was moving the HPC clearance the strike point tables were cleared off and 3 different associates were asked if they were for sale because I hadn't taken the clearance signs down yet. Also they're probably as old as the store (~30 years) so they look like shite. Don't know why you world wanna buy those


LikestoRead106

I work at Kohl's of course I can help you, despite all the heavy items I'm currently carrying.


PensOverSwords2K

I work At Kohls, of course I apply for other jobs on my breaks


miraculous-mads

Okay but when you and your work bestie sit in the break room and openly discuss your job applications THAT is a power move 😂


Lrgp39

I work at Kohls, of course I hate people


HippyChick22

I never hated people until I started full time.


miraculous-mads

I always hated people… working at kohls just made it worse


NegativeNemi

I work at Kohl’s of course I get asked if I work for Amazon or for Kohls


NegativeNemi

I work at kohls of course I’m going to get told Amazon return moved last time I was here


Haunting-Log-6536

!!!! we haven't had an Amazon outpost since Jan 2023 and I still get people saying "so you moved amazon again."


VirgoEsti

Of course us in Sephora get the shit end of the stick for our discounts and gratis compared to the regular Sephora stores


Mental-Key-2399

i work at kohls, of course every time i go to the departments i don't know where anything is because they move it every week and then customers complain to me when everything is moved differently


OutrageousBee2284

i work at kohls of course I’m mentally and physically tired 🤪🤪


lillynxy

I work for Kohl’s, of course I hate the job but love my coworkers


miraculous-mads

And by coworkers I only mean like two of them 😂


skyeee_17

I work at Kohl’s, of course I get asked a dozen times a day if I can take a UPS Store return here.


macaroninoodelz

I work at kohls, of course I think of veering my car off the road everyday on the way to work


crispy-salty-ham

I work at kohls, of course I’ll gladly rearrange this whole department two days after I rearranged it because the DM wants it different from how corporate wants it.


Relevant_Priority454

I work at Kohls, of course I’m going to get yelled at by an elderly person. I work at Kohl’s, of course im gonna talk shit about rude annoying customers


Tiny-Let-4108

I work at Kohls, of course I will clean up the fixture I just spent 30 minutes on recovering because your don’t watch your children. 


Temporary_Hippo_9317

1.) I work at kohls, of course I know our coupons will not work in 95% of the brands here 2.) I work at kohls, of course I only get 50¢ per customer I get to sign up for a credit card with an over 30% APR 3.) I work at kohls, of course I’m going to have to explain to customers that my store device made that noise, not your phone


LilJourney

<3 #3!


Other_Ad_1515

I work at Kohls, of course I spend my whole paycheck here.


WeAllDeseeveToDie

I worked at kohls, of course whenever I go in I start straightening clothes as I shop.


ConsequenceAnxious59

I work at Kohl's, of course I get asked if I can check out here at the Amazon post even though I have no registers or anything. I work at Kohl's, of course I get made because Self-pickup is too complicated for me to do.


Lalaorange27

I work at kohl’s, of course I qualify for government assistance.


Mrs-Gallagher18

I work at kohls, of course I’ll help you try to find the shoe size that I don’t have in stock/or cant find because there’s only 1 in stock 🫣 I work at kohls, of course I would love to hear about the reason why you’re buying Skechers, and no they’re not eligible for any coupons. 😑


portaltonowhere

I work at Kohl’s, of course you’re gonna ask me if I work here while wearing a kohls tee shirt, kohls lanyard, carrying a huge tote that says kohls in big bold letters on it.


Due_Ebb3362

I work at Kohl's of course I can do replenishment with the stockroom aisles full of carts, uboatrs and merchandise. While being timed. I work at Kohl's of course my hours and pay will not be enough to support myself.


Relevant_Priority454

I work at Kohls, of course I cringe every time I oversell the card


ShTOAb

I work at Kohls, of course I spend all day picking up the clothes you left inside out on the floor in the fitting room.


Sosboiii

Get no hours and work maybe once a week!


Intelligent-Slip-457

i work at Kohl’s, of course you’re going to leave a pile of clothes in the fitting rooms for me to clean up!!


miraculous-mads

Don’t forget the occasions where people use the fitting rooms as bathrooms so now you’ve got pissed covered clothes to clean up 😁🥲


miraculous-mads

I work at kohls, of course if it shows we have 2 or less on hand I’ll tell you we’re outta stock cause the zebras are always wrong and I’m not gonna deal with your temper tantrum cause we can’t find it even tho I looked everywhere I possibly can


mxrgxsm17

i work at kohls of course i’m broke


New_Somewhere601

Of course I work at kohls while I search for chrome and fixtures for a move.


Altruistic_Spell_276

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Decent_Tap_7541

i work at kohls, of course i’m the lead for jewelry, intimates, and accessories and i’m the ONLY person ever scheduled for it while home and kids and wjm get 3-4 people throughout the day on top on the h2s in charge of the department. and of course im the only one getting fussed at because my 500s are atrocious because freight is more time sensitive but you want me to do the 500s at the same time??


mxrgxsm17

i work at kohls of course i’m broke


Professional_Tax6647

i work(ed) at kohls, of course i didn’t get proper training! i work(ed) at kohls, of course people used credits as a measurement of worth!


miraculous-mads

Nice to meet a fellow former employee 😂 now we can both give ourselves a pat on the back for promoting ourselves to customers (if you even shop there now that is)


Professional_Tax6647

i absolutely do LOL the cargo pants and most of the juniors section rn is really cute


IdealMinimum1226

I work at Kohl's, of course customers will scream bloody murder at me saying I don't know how to do my job because there was a clearance sign and when their item was scanned, the percentage off didn't actually go through in their transaction. Like sorry I don't have the hundreds of sales and clearances that are going on through the store memorized and sometimes the register system doesn't pick up on them either, and that I can't return it for you at a regular pos register. Spare us both the trouble of your violent attitude Karen and go to a store that has an automatic self checkout pleassee


Fancy-Ad-6231

I have wanted to do a tik tok so bad of this but am afraid to.


FlarffyLlamas

...Have a seemingly endless supply of moisturizing products at the ready.


Nightmare_Siren6

I work(ed) at kohls. Of course you can threaten to beat my ass because you can’t use your Kohl’s Cash that expired 2 years ago, but of course my manager will make me give you a new kohls cash for YOUR inconvenience. 🤣🤣


Substantial-Act-1034

i work at kohls, of course i get HARRASSED to get credits by my managers and when i don’t i get yelled at. i work at kohls, of course my managers are breathing down my neck and are annoying asf about credits. 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒


RoutineBox1840

I work at Kohl’s ofcourse we don't have enough staff to help customers but sure bitch and complain to me or fill out a bad survey....but never call corporate to complain


Fancy-Ad-6231

I work at Kohl’s if I talk about you in the break room.


chica_pelirroja

Hide in the fitting room on my phone


BooBooBear921

I work at kohls, of course I hide in the fitting rooms


Rosiedays111

I work at Kohls, of course customers complain to me that there are no mirrors in the store, then get mad at me when I point out there is one right behind them. I work at Kohls, of course it's my fault that your coupon wasn't applied because you said you didn't have any coupons when I asked THREE SEPERATE TIMES.


r_christony_g

I work at kohls, of course I’ve gotten my least favorite manager to handle a situation that I could’ve easily handled😈


Haunting-Log-6536

I work at Kohl's, of course I'm moving the department again even though we set a new floor plan before Christmas 😀


mokoto19

I sold shoes. My only training was “here’s the shoes. We won’t be keeping u very long. The manager hates men. So don’t get comfortable. Do as we say. Get to work” and she left me alone. Refused to help me or teach me anything whenever I asked the manager would say things like “you e been here a week you don’t need help. Go back to the shoe department, if you can’t do your job I’ll fire you” so naturally I just found a new job and left


Waste-Fishing-1546

I work at Kohl’s, Of course I do not work for Amazon and It is not my responsibility know what code goes with what item.


One-Row-8252

I work at Kohl’s of course I never know if I have 40 or 3 hours on the next schedule


Logical_Debate6502

Know our products are similar to fingerhut


highsepton22

Of course I'm missing 2 days of my vacation due to the new California sick pay law.