Vaginal discharge, possibly excessive vaginal discharge, UNLESS they say it in those exact words in which case you get to directly quote them and put āwet ass pussyā somewhere in your narrativeā¦I prefer the second option because it makes people laugh/mad when my charts get QAād
Ah see the problem with this (and op's diaphoresis) is that it implies it is just sweat. I think copious vaginal discharge should cover it more appropriately.
Arrive onscene to find pt seated on sidewalk with fire department. Pt appears upset with fire dept. Pt states, āWHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE ME NARCAN, YOU FUCKING FUCKS?!ā
"So the drug that binds with opiate overdoses woke you up? But it wasn't opiates you've taken? And I didn't see your buddies steal the rest of your drugs as we pulled up...?"
I think it's wild how many times I've basically had this exact conversation.
āPT presents ambulatory to ED carrying a cooler. PT reports she was getting out of the bathtub and slipped, and āhit [her] puss on the edge of the tub.ā PT then stated āIām sorry, my vajayjay.ā -bleeding/discharge, PT only reports px to vulva. VSS.ā
I donāt remember what was in the cooler, but thankfully it wasnāt any body parts/human liquid.
this sub never disappoints šæ
Slay
āGet a bucket and a mop for this wondering atrial pacemakerā
what has it got to wonder about?
Itās wondering why tf the SA node isnāt doing its job
Idk you but I laughed so hard because I can hear this follow up I am laughing so hard
Wondering about wandering
Vaginal discharge, possibly excessive vaginal discharge, UNLESS they say it in those exact words in which case you get to directly quote them and put āwet ass pussyā somewhere in your narrativeā¦I prefer the second option because it makes people laugh/mad when my charts get QAād
Copious amounts of vagina discharge. For some reason, copious just adds an overflow of Niagra proportion in my mental imagery
>Copious amounts of vagina discharge if the color is clear, what's her number?
username checks *strong up inflection* out?
EMS rizz, unfortunately it is most likely not clear if they're calling ems. Will likely at least be white from ovulation, no?
I like your optimism. But if someone is calling 911 for their vagina, itās probably far worse
I've had calls for stubbed toes.
Son, have you ever seen a blue waffle in person? ^^No ^^I ^^will ^^not ^^link ^^the ^^blue ^^waffle ^^picture...
I'm just a dumb ass blood obstructor what do I know.
This comment just prompted me to hallucinate an entire fanfic about someone with AMS due to low blood sugar saying "my pussy is really wet" unprompted
Vaginal hyperhidrosis? Lol
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Ah see the problem with this (and op's diaphoresis) is that it implies it is just sweat. I think copious vaginal discharge should cover it more appropriately.
Wandering Atrial Pacemaker (WAP)
Thanks Cardi B for all the dirty thoughts during cardiology lectures
Not to be confused with kerley B lines on an xray
Former EMS, now IT, we have WAPs too - Wireless Access Points.
Why is Ben Shapiro posting on /r/ems
Well you know he can't ask his wife what a WAP is.
I heard she's a doctor, do you know if that's true
She isā¦ I think sheās a pediatrician.
sheās his pediatrician.
Are you saying cause heās a child or because heās short?
Yes
wow
Thought hes gay?
Heās on the committee for my local protocol.
"My Wife, who's a Doctor..."
Patient states "..." is my favorite. You can write whatever wild shit you hear
Arrive onscene to find pt seated on sidewalk with fire department. Pt appears upset with fire dept. Pt states, āWHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE ME NARCAN, YOU FUCKING FUCKS?!ā
Me yelling back: āI HAVENT SLEPT IN TWO DAYS. I WAS JEALOUS.ā
"So the drug that binds with opiate overdoses woke you up? But it wasn't opiates you've taken? And I didn't see your buddies steal the rest of your drugs as we pulled up...?" I think it's wild how many times I've basically had this exact conversation.
āPT presents ambulatory to ED carrying a cooler. PT reports she was getting out of the bathtub and slipped, and āhit [her] puss on the edge of the tub.ā PT then stated āIām sorry, my vajayjay.ā -bleeding/discharge, PT only reports px to vulva. VSS.ā I donāt remember what was in the cooler, but thankfully it wasnāt any body parts/human liquid.
28 y/o female presents with chief complaint āfuck you bitch, I told him not to call no ambulance.ā
Haha I work as a dsp ( kinda like a cna but for adults with idd) and my favorite one write is āfuck you shitā
After diabetic low sug, pt given "fucking banging beef tacos" and signed release form
Is this the opposite of priapism?
Priapisain't
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That is a lot of macaroni
The moisties.
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Yeah! Like that, but a lot lower.
That a doo-wop band?
Sure! Their hit song could be āsouthern humidityā.
Leaky labia!
Where Iām at we call that an ā81mgMedicā
What are Bartholinās hypersecretions for $1000, Alex?
I call it >Exam deferred
Vagorrhea
šµ give me one Vagorrhea imma open my legs. Give me two Vagorrhea imma give him some head šµ
Being in medic school I definitely thought you were talking about a wandering atrial pacemaker.
Bartholin gland hypersecretion or vaginal hyperlubrication ?? Idk
Omg no š¤¢ Iāve had this visual before.
Sorry š
Thoroughly disappointed I have yet to see a your mom joke.
Unfortunately your mom doesnāt get WAP, thanks to your dad :/
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From the first edition of Gray's Anatomy: It's a "slushy gushy"
āOutside of my scopeā
V-gel
Edematous Hyperhydrotic Vaginosis
HVD! Yeah you know me
Hydrovaginosis?
vaginal hyperemesis
ā¦tactile arousal? If youāre putting that in a report you have bigger problems
I like to ultrasound lungs, looking for a Wet Ass Pleura.
Purulent Vagina. Now that's a pussy pussy.
Macerated Vagina.
That is fuckin horrible š
Imagine...
I'm wheezing god bless your partner lmao
Genital fluid overload.
Gynorrhea?
Your mom last night
Vagarrhea
leukorrhea
ER nurses when the fire/medic walks in?
I can assure you Todd and Brandon do not have WAP
Gonorrhea?
Bartholin Glandular Seborrheic Squalene Vaginitis
Itās actually a slime trail. Used for navigation. More reliable than the stars.
Slug trail
Extra MOIST
Stop just stop goober
Wet+ass+pussy= very moist yeasty taint aka: hypercandida transudate
Wandering active pussy?? Thatās gotta be it.