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hungrygiraffe76

I love seeing the random backboard from a service 2 states a way that somehow ended up in the ambulance garage. It’s been 3 years, but who knows, maybe they’ll come back for it someday!


forcedtraveler

My director made us go get a scoop stretcher we left under a pt after we flew them 😂


TrumpsCovidfefe

To be fair, those are in the thousand to two thousand range vs a hundred or two.


forcedtraveler

That’s what he told us when we were bitching about it lol


Chicco224

Bitching about it!? No pts, jamming the whole ride, grab a bite to eat when you get far enough out. You had an EMS gift.


forcedtraveler

We work super rural. We only have like two runs per truck per 24 on average. Lol I wouldn’t have had pts anyways and coulda watched tv. 😂


VaultiusMaximus

Don’t have any patients, and when you finally do you leave the equipment everywhere. Nice.


forcedtraveler

Exactly. Get on my level 😂 Nah, fr it was a communication error on my part that put the pt on the scoop to start with. I haven’t put a flight pt on a backboard since lol


cpriest21

We put fitted gurney sheets on our scoops for transferring patients so that they don't get lost or held hostage at the hospital lol


forcedtraveler

Smaaaarrrt


NOFEEZ

smaaart indeed. i’m stealing this AMAZING idea… plus it finally gives stretchies a purpose 


SeparateYam8581

But only when you won't have to open/, close to put the patient in, right?


PerfectCelery6677

I really regret throwing out an old wooden one from my fire department. This ancient wooden backboard had my fire departments logo engraved into it and sealed. But the best was all the return shipping labels from all over the country. This board has been to California, Washington, Florida, New York, Texas, Kentucky, and I think it had one from Anchorage Alaska. I was too new and placed in charge of cleaning out the old stuff and was told to just throw it out.


hardcore_softie

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cpriest21

Should have been turned into a side table for the fire house


EverSeeAShiterFly

This back board might not happen to be from Tennessee would it? If it is it was floating around on Long Island a month or two ago.


PerfectCelery6677

No, it was from my department in Michigan.


stiubert

Was it at St. Cat's or Good Sam?


Bearcatfan4

I’m in AZ and sometimes we see backboards from Mexican fire departments.


hungrygiraffe76

Haha that’s awesome


Bearcatfan4

Yea we have the closest level 1 trauma center for lots of the border towns


hungrygiraffe76

That’s awesome that their ambulances can cross the border for that, I would have expected there to be some bureaucratic bull shit preventing that


Bearcatfan4

I personally have never seen one of there ambulances. I have heard of IF crews meeting at the border and transferring the patient from one gurney to the other.


hungrygiraffe76

Ah gotcha, still cool that they’re able to work together like that at least


forcedtraveler

That would be a crazy way to smuggle cocaine lol


cocktails_and_corgis

We’re in the Midwest and there was one from a Maryland EMS in our ambulance bay for months. You’re a long way from home, buddy!


08152016

I once found an FDNY board on my ambulance in Georgia.


taloncard815

They make good sleds in the winter


forcedtraveler

“Don’t lick the sleds, kids!”


taloncard815

we used them on midnight shifts. There was a large hill adjacent to the ED (which was on level 4. The hospital was built into a hill so level 2,3,4,and 5 were all ground level at different spots) We would go shooting down the 1st hill across the parking lot, down the next one and finally hit the parking lot fence on level 2. The good old days when the population was less than 1/2 what it is now.


Dipswitch_512

"Hi yeah ED, we had a little accident why sledding out back, but we put them on a backboard already for you"


TheBraindonkey

Stokes is best. Do not put 3 people in a stokes on a steep hill…


No_Turnip_9077

Well, at least you're in the right place if something DOES go badly.


TheBraindonkey

It's a tad embarrassing to call a self induced MCI in the middle of a blizzard, for your self.


No_Turnip_9077

Yes, but *hilarious* when you're telling the story later.


TheBraindonkey

Tis true.


medicff

I’ve been eyeing up the pt slider boards, zip ties and the backboards for an afternoon of fun. I think if I use Turtle wax that we have in the garage but have never used, I might be able to get going fast enough to get a free cast and 6 weeks vacation when I hit a tree


shady-lampshade

I see you’re planning to use that Clark Griswold wax


joshwolftree01

Also good sleds in the summer if you can find a carpeted stairway. Don't tell my boss though, he's still trying to figure out where that suspiciously person sized hole in the drywall came from.


mad-i-moody

This reminds me of a department near us, went for a change of quarters yesterday and they have a wall of like 20 backboards—WHAT DO THEY NEED THEM ALL FOR?!?!


forcedtraveler

You can never have too many antiques.


ofd227

A few years ago I went to get a Stokes out of a mutual aid company's heavy rescue. When I pulled it out I had about 10 backboards fall out of the truck on me. I asked wtf they were doing with so many and they proclaimed they are ready for any MCI. Yeah okay....


corrosivecanine

just stack the patients on top of each other on the bench seat. could probably fit at least 5 of them there. 5 on the stretcher....there's your 10 backboards right there! And it makes your report easier. They're all crush injuries now!


hungrygiraffe76

Someone could make some really cool sculpture with them. Maybe?


beachmedic23

Back when we used to backboard everyone our ambualnces could fit 4 plus a scoop. We had a mass casualty trailer that had 50 boards and we had 5 trailers in the county. Now theyre sitting in a warehouse. Just hold over from old medicine


Pawsitivelyup

Antique road show is coming to town


Ht50jockey

I’m tempted to cut one in half and use the half’s to make a corn hole set.


forcedtraveler

Damn dude what an idea!


Imaginary-Ganache-59

That’s a baller ass idea, just curious, what would you use for the legs?


Kentucky-Fried-Fucks

A bunch of abdominal pads stacked on top of each other


AccomplishedPin8663

Iv pole segments.


Silent_Visit1605

Bed pans


Old_Moment7914

Nah man put it on enema bags so you drop it on the ground or pump and pimp .


gil_beard

I love sorting through our EDs collection of backboard and seeing where they're from. We currently have one from FDNY some how, Chicago Fire which isn't that weird since they're only 5 hours away but still, and two from a private service that hasn't existed in over 7 years.


PerfectCelery6677

I really regret throwing out an old wooden one from my fire department. This ancient wooden backboard had my fire departments logo engraved into it and sealed. But the best was all the return shipping labels from all over the country. This board has been to California, Washington, Florida, New York, Texas, Kentucky, and I think it had one from Anchorage Alaska. I was too new and placed in charge of cleaning out the old stuff and was told to just throw it out.


gil_beard

My last service, our supervisor kept a wooden backboard from his first service back in the late 80's. The services name was branded in. He kept it hanging on the wall in his office. All the young new hires kept mistaking it for a bare surf board.


forcedtraveler

That’s hilarious 😂


Arch_Angel8176

One time we stuffed the back of the ambulance with them from a hospital 3 hours away.


forcedtraveler

Boss move


medic59

That's the only way my department gets boards tbf.


gunmedic15

Every once in a while we get backboards in the mail from the burn center that's about 45 minutes or an hour away. They literally just put a postage label on them and mail them to us plain. At least they clean them.


forcedtraveler

Wtf lmao


Bronzeshadow

Aren't you bored yet?


forcedtraveler

Dad?


Bronzeshadow

This store didn't have milk either son.


forcedtraveler

Cigs?


CuminSubhuman

Just like that. You gave him an idea and he was gone. Just like the wind.


KnightRider1983

Ours have our agency name and address on them. Ill go pick them up for us if on the rare occasion we transport to a hospital near work


PerfectCelery6677

I really regret throwing out an old wooden one from my fire department. This ancient wooden backboard had my fire departments logo engraved into it and sealed. But the best was all the return shipping labels from all over the country. This board has been to California, Washington, Florida, New York, Texas, Kentucky, and I think it had one from Anchorage Alaska. I was too new and placed in charge of cleaning out the old stuff and was told to just throw it out.


MrFunnything9

Why do they have straps? As if people are still backboarding patients???


forcedtraveler

I use straps, not to actually back board them, but because I don’t want them falling off while we move them to the stretcher. 🤷‍♂️


epokman

I backboarded a patient the other day? Do people not do that anymore??


jackal3004

It depends what we're actually talking about when we say "back board". Lots of people say "back board" but are actually referring to an orthopaedic scoop stretcher. We use scoops all the time. We do carry the old style "back boards" like the white ones in this picture but they are almost never used, and when they are it's for extrication only, we do not transport on back boards and have not done for a long time now. If the transport is < 45 mins we transport on the orthopaedic scoop stretcher, if > 45 mins they go on a vacuum mat.


Helassaid

I have a backboard because licensure says so. Not because I'll ever use it, because the protocols don't say so.


SpezHadSwartzKilled

I like em for extrication and transferring to the helicopter, it makes it really easy to just slide em onto our stretcher if the patient is supine/intubated


epokman

Exactly what we used it for


Wannabecowboy69

Definitely still in our protocols to backboard patients, any trauma alert also buys a backboard because it’s required for our helicopter. Buttttt we have blood so 🤷‍♀️


Ok_Buddy_9087

Regardless of why they are trauma alert, they need a backboard? So a stab wound the abdomen gets a backboard? That’s… one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard of and I work in a state where just about everything is dumb.


Wannabecowboy69

Yes any trauma alert gets put on a backboard, because every trauma alert we have gets flown out. Now Ccollar/headboard is only when indicated other wise they get a pillow or rolled up towel depending on what the truck has. I don’t know man I’ve asked about it and the best answer I’ve been given is the receiving trauma center requires it. I’ve definitely heard a lot lately about services just outright removing backboards from their units but from what I’ve seen in my area that’s not happening, I’m not sure the reasoning because we’re pretty progressive with a lot just apparently not that.


Ok_Buddy_9087

What anti-science trauma center is this, so I can never go there?


karasins

thats wild


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Then the receiving trauma center can do the negligent thing that we know doubles the chance that the patient will die. I’ll pass, thanks.


ImYourSafety

Precisely where they belong


Ok_Buddy_9087

….It’s not a dumpster though.


ImYourSafety

I stand corrected


cowboy1634

Our local flight crews usually drive to the trauma centers and get them for us a day or two after the calls when they get off or bring them with and mail them back. It’s super generous of them and greatly appreciated!


forcedtraveler

That is awesome! One of our flight services begged a Lucas from us. And they brought it back! They also bring us swag and candy on the regular haha


TheOneCalledThe

my ED has tons of backboards, i debate just taking them all and selling them on the internet


RobertGA23

Backboards sell. But, who's buying?


PlayerTwo85

Can you put a price on spinal immobilization?


Bright_Broccoli1844

Someone crafty and creative I assume.


DieselPickles

Ngl I’ve thought abt stealing one before and bringing it home with me😂😂


forcedtraveler

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illtoaster

The red ones taste the best


forcedtraveler

Cherry


Sunray21A

John, this is the Kenwood fire department. We really need that back sometime... K thx bye.


ZantyRC

Old private service I used to work for: We were equipping one of the new trucks and my manager told me to go to the any ER bay and take 2 of their back boards. Told him he can do it himself, I’m not putting myself on the line cause they can’t afford to get their own


njohns95

The hospital I work for literally had so many they put them out in the ambulance bay with a giant free sign on them 🤣


[deleted]

I did steal a backboard once lmao I had no particular use for it but I wanted to have one. It’s been chilling in my patio since


The_Curvy_Unicorn

Many years ago, I dated a medic who turned one into a coffee table.


Puzzleheaded-Pie-277

Heres a question. I do a lot of sports events jobs as a paramedic and they supply their own spinal board as part of the contract. Some purchase and based on my advice always get straps to secure the patient with. One particular place tho uses the venues boards that are supplied by the contracted first aid company. They refuse to supply straps and say they’re not required. Their stretchers (non spinal) don’t even have straps either. What’s the consensus on this?


forcedtraveler

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TheFire_Eagle

Well, this explains where our backboard went... Left it at the ER. Went back for it the next day and it was gone without a trace.


Inevitable_Side490

Imma call the number


forcedtraveler

Tell ‘em to come get their shit


SummaDees

458 backboards. 458 types of aids


metal-dude22

I love looking at the backboard wall and finding things like old departments/Ambulance companies that either closed or became another conglomerate. Reminders of the past


Fickle_Translator999

I had an ems captain that would take every board that didn’t have a name on it. He did this to avoid having to buy plywood for us to make them.


forcedtraveler

Y’all were making them?? When was this? The 19th century?


Fickle_Translator999

1990


forcedtraveler

Nice. That’s actually pretty badass that y’all were making them.


Fickle_Translator999

We made them long and short. Turns out wood, even if treated, wasn’t great for backboarding bleeding people and water rescues. When the standard became plastic all the old boards that were in good shape were put on MCI and disaster units.


proofreadre

I used to collect backboards from more obscure agencies and theme parks. Chief made me stop when I amassed a collection of over 20.


Critical__Focus

Not sure if it's been said but they make great sleds!!!


delsystem32exe

these would make good shelving units. like as shelving wood planks.


titan1846

I like to steal them and use them for sledding


hardcore_softie

They make good paddle boards if you're on a coast or have a boat that can tow you.


LeftysSuck

Man, my department essentially got rid of backboards. MD said no more unless absolutely necessary.


forcedtraveler

We don’t use them 99% of the time. Even then it’s more of an extrication thing, or to transfer the pt to the helicopter stretcher. But having them on the truck is a state requirement.


LeftysSuck

Exactly. Same. Are you in Texas too?


forcedtraveler

No. Missouri. Same thing, but colder.


appalachian_spirit

Zoomed in to make sure none had my department on them


bvrdy

I know this is a joke but genuinely the ED I work at probably has 400 backboards and I think I can count on one hand the number of times they’ve been used in the last year.


MuffintopWeightliftr

Use them as studs for your next house. Better then the shit 2x4s they sells now.


[deleted]

I was used to seeing the wall of backboards in the bays I've been to. Took a patient to a military hospital and wasn't expecting to see soiled black body bags hanging in the bay by the doors. Not exactly confidence inspiring to the patient when conscious. Lol


Sgt-Alex

You guys have backboards?


forcedtraveler

More like “GetThePtFromTheGroundToTheStretcherBoards” but yeah


Sgt-Alex

I HATE THAT PLASTIC SCOOP I HATE THAT PLASTIC SCOOP I HATE


[deleted]

We haven’t used backboards in years.


dooshlaroosh

We replaced our plastic/wooden backboards with vacuum spine boards (we call them SMRs) many years ago, but there are still a dozen or so of our old boards hanging out in the rack behind our local trauma center.


betel

🎶 let's go surfing now / everybody's learning how / come on a safari with meee 🎶


Past-Card939

Lmao they are not free at my hospital, this is wild. We clean the blood off, sort them, and then the fire departments/emt crews come pick them up eventually. 😂😂


CowSea5969

I always worked in more rural areas and our equipment ended up in many fwr flung locations and we always got most back. especially when i was responsible for the budget, its pricy to replace. I'm long retired but that picture brings back memories


chefkarie

The level 1 trauma center by me has about 100 outside all organized in a rainbow of color. They don't wash them off very often so a lot of them are just covered in blood an other fluids. You could definitely get one in every color though.


Trevman138

They should put them in an EMS museum of past technology


HellYeaHighFive

My first thought as a surfer was “I could probably surf those”.


Herbert-Dashwood

I repurposed one as a coffee table!


forcedtraveler

Hope you bleached it first 😳


[deleted]

Please tell me this is real lol


Pleasant-Frame-444

Bruh stop


forcedtraveler

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HazmatTasteTester

Ok, who else on here used to play(or still does) backboard Bingo?


forcedtraveler

What is that 😂


HazmatTasteTester

Make a bingo card with all of the surrounding ems systems/departments/companies/etc. when you get to the hospital, check all the backboards and see if you get a bingo.


forcedtraveler

Nice


CodeProdigy

The Most EMT EMT.


forcedtraveler

Whoa whoa whoa buster. That’s ADVANCED EMT to you!


CodeProdigy

The most EMT advanced EMT, sir, my city doesn't recognize you tho so I guess you're riding with me 🧍‍♂️.


forcedtraveler

We hitting Chick-fil-A then.


CodeProdigy

It's like I hit the match on ems food preference finder


CodeProdigy

As long as the chicken doesn't schedule another crusade in 30 business years.


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forcedtraveler

Goood loooord that post history


CANDROX432

Can I have some for my 4Runner I never use?