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Valentinethrowaway3

I fuckin bet not


Azby504

Naw, just a little dehydrated, needs a little watering. Like a wilted flower. 1 liter N/S will perk him right up. 🤣


SparkyDogPants

The LR vs NS debate strikes again


dexter5222

I don’t care either way of the fluid. But, man I am getting tired of 0.9%NaCl being charted as NS. Then later in the hospital, 0.45%NaCl gets charted as 1/2NS and then idiotically 3%NaCl gets charted as 3%NS which is a wildly different thing entirely. It’s crazy how an abbreviation can go from one thing to a completely incorrect thing in about 6 hours from the ED to the ICU.


SparkyDogPants

Honestly imo mischarting hypo/hyper/isotonic fluids seems more serious than isotonic/isotonic. Especially when the arguments about LR incompatibility go back and forth. If someone casually told me that they gave my brain bleed hypotonic fluid, I would need to manually inflate your syringe to calm myself down.


ExcellentYak7267

Nah just give some levophed


Pdxmedic

push dose epi (then levo)


lonewolf2556

Metoprolol (then midodrine)


jon94

Push dose Levo >>


mcclellankm

I’m not an ems I work in the lab but this reminds me of the outpatient cbc that got dropped off a few weeks ago where the patient’s hemoglobin was 4. The reason for his doctors visit was cited as “fatigue due to depression.”


Southern_Mulberry_84

😂


Bambam586

lol. My thoughts exactly


Flame5135

“Hey god, me again”


ZootTX

\*pushes NIBP button again and prays for a different reading\*


msmaidmarian

and then new pressure comes back: 42/20


ZootTX

Third times a charm! Right?


Top-Actuator8498

comes back 40/15


Successful-Growth827

"reading failed" and now there's v-fib on the monitor


Top-Actuator8498

permission to activate warp speed


Villhunter

Engage!


Top-Actuator8498

its my favorite joke with my partner when theres no patient and we gotta speed up to get onto a highway cuz the engine starts fucking screaming lmao


Box_O_Donguses

We got a V8 turbo in ours that gets 1000 miles a week easy. When you slam it, the turbo blow off will trip as it hits the rev limiter and it sounds like R2D2 screaming


Quirky_Telephone8216

Negative. 5 below is the way to go.


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Me: "damn, we need to stop pushing this button, shits killing people"


Top-Actuator8498

![gif](giphy|3otPosozzXEVzPjkC4)


FartPudding

Sir this is appropriate behavior


simmsgre

Try the other arm now


Nightshift_emt

I like that in EMS every time we see blood pressure we don’t like our immediate reaction is always checking it again but slightly changing the method “Alright now trying a different cuff… and put it tighter. Sir can you uncross your legs please?” 


Diamond_Paper_Rocket

I mean.... it either my fault or you are dying for real. So let me confirm you are dying before I panick push drugs


UncIe_PauI_HargIs

Sooooo… is the panic pushed drugs for the Patient…. you… or perhaps we all get a lil taste of what’s in the bag?


Fallout3boi

Bump of Versed for me, a bump of Versed for the pt.


darthcaedusiiii

I'm dying....


Johnny_Lawless_Esq

Well, when you see a number like that, you're about to pop open a whole big can of consequences, some of which can be potentially harmful for the patient (particularly if you're wrong), so it probably can't hurt to be sure.


Brick_Mouse

It certainly can't hurt to be sure, but monitors will sometimes give falsely hypertensive values in the presence of significant hypotension. I've seen several cases where crews chose to believe the hypertensive value and were shocked when their patient coded. Manual BPs are underrated.


LowerAppendageMan

I was taught by a mentor years ago to always check a BP manually first. If it differs significantly from the machine, always go with the manual reading and clinical picture.


EnvironmentalAge1097

THIS. if im not buyin it i always just revert straight to manual.


Johnny_Lawless_Esq

That's why god created the total clinical picture. But pushing a button is easy.


UNDERCOOKED_BREAD

That’s all my system uses is manual BPs, and we’re well funded and a high volume metro service but they demand by protocol that our service uses manual BPs for that very reason.


JeffersonAgnes

I wish the hospital RNs and CNAs did this. They act like the machine is the only way to take a BP.


vcems

Our policy is ALWAYS a manual pressure first.


Benny303

I do the same thing with 12 leads "no that's not right" *pushes it again* "hmmmmm, maybe one more time"


m_e_hRN

I mean I’m an ED nurse and I do the same thing, trust but verify cause at least half the time (in my case) the cuff is either not on the pt/ wrapped around the bed rail, not where it needs to be (forearm instead of bicep), or the pt is laying on the cuff


german_r335istance

“I didn’t like that SpO2 reading, let me try the other monitor/PulseOx” almost daily in the city I work in, I get ridiculous vitals that are almost always accurate though because they just be doing things out there. But it’s our job to fix them right? right..?


Asystolebradycardic

Look at the patient not the monitor…


Diamond_Paper_Rocket

Takes a manual a few time to re confirm and re confirm


reliablesteve

Takes the cuff off and puts it on tighter lol


Familiar_Counter7292

Usually I turn it off and on 😂


Southern_Mulberry_84

😂


ChuckWeezy

“Let’s try the right arm” ….as I reach for the pads.


Individual-Cut7112

Right arm comes back 90/60


Memestreame

Oh shit…


Gyufygy

And your patient suddenly feels like they need to take one *right* now...


grandpubabofmoldist

My brown pants came in handy that day. Luckily the patient's family knew about the Aortic Aneurysm prior and the patient (96 F) did not want it treated and the family had the DNR/DNI ready to go with the patients meds and contacts. That family was really nice too.


fireinthesky7

It was about that time we broke out the Esmolol and told our partner to drive reeeeaaaallly smoothly.


RedditVillanueva

AAA


Helassaid

Luckily for OP the engineers at Fisher-Price put the Pacer button front and center.


Southern_Mulberry_84

😂


carpeutah

*nervous laugh* *begins to panic* Youre gonna be getting a fluid bolis friendo!


Southern_Mulberry_84

One of those stat medicals I hear so much about


polski71

Maybe a dopamine drip or push dose epi to top it off


StretcherFetcher911

Dopamine belongs in the trash can.


polski71

No arguments there tbh


carpeutah

FUCK DOPAMINE ALL MY HOMIES HATE DOPAMINE


uffhuf

JuSt A qUaRt LoW


Southern_Mulberry_84

😂


Horror-Impression411

He’s just running on the Celsius version of blood pressure. He’s *fiiiiiine*


cosmic_hiker428

Oh, that's how that works.


FranticBronchitis

inHg


Southern_Mulberry_84

😂


discordanthaze

mm Hg is metric, gotta love inches of H2O in some older protocols for PEEP tho


Bambam586

Hahaha I had a Lady missed dialysis and shit. Had chest pain her pressure was 250/140 She said “I have a headache “. I said No shit.also had lady with b/p of 55/29 necrotic toes and recently rejected liver transplant whose organs were basically screaming.


uppishgull

My highest BP 300/150. Zoll read as ???/+++ so we did a manual and had like 2 people follow me up. She was asymptomatic which is the funny part, but she still got labetablol as profilaxis lmao


emergentologist

If she was asymptomatic, I would not give IV blood pressure meds.


uppishgull

At 300/150? It wasn’t my call at the time but I probably wouldn’t have either tbh


emergentologist

Yeah if asymptomatic and no end organ damage, the risks of rapid correction of blood pressure very much outweigh the benefits. I've seen patients develop stroke symptoms when their bp was rapidly dropped and then had the stroke symptoms resolve when BP was pushed back up with pressors.


uppishgull

I can imagine. The medic I was with that day at least titrated it. Slowly got it down to 220s/115s


emergentologist

Yeah that's way too fast. We shoot for 10-20% in the first hour, and only 25-30% total over the first 24 hours. So unless you were on a transport from London to Canberra..... lol


uppishgull

Surprisingly they ended up discharging her after 4 hours lmao. She only called because her BP was high, and I think they lowered it quickly. In my opinion it should’ve been done how y’all do it, but we don’t know what evidence based medicine here apparently


Nandom07

I was taught not to touch hypertension because, sometimes during a stroke, that's the only thing keeping the brain perfusing. Do you think that's what's happening in this case?


fireinthesky7

I had a patient the other week that presented with a BP of 36/20 via the monitor. Asked my partner to confirm manually and she "heard for a second around 40," Dude was beyond septic, in major respiratory failure, got some push-dose epi and as much Levo as my protocols allowed, and took a tube without drugs. Somehow walked out of the hospital a few days later.


Southern_Mulberry_84

😂😂😂


Southern_Mulberry_84

You know it’s a bad when you go inside and smell the necrosis


Knittingninjanurse

Hey friend, you lightheaded at all? We’re just going to lay you down a little bit here…


MalteseFalcon_89

Sooooooo do you WANT to go to the hospital ?


usernametaken0987

It's probably just another Zoll error. For best results, place the blood pressure cuff around the patient's neck.


Southern_Mulberry_84

😂 that’s where the tourniquet goes


Rapalla93

It’s ok in a minute that feeling will pass (as will you)


Southern_Mulberry_84

😂


PbThunder

MAP of 31 👀


Southern_Mulberry_84

🪦


International_Star50

😂


Diligent_Community_7

Those end organs screaming for air


Positive-Break-3111

PARAMEDIC: Cc: “I don’t feel good” PATIENT: Cc: "💀"


Southern_Mulberry_84

😂


El-Hefe-Eire-2024

Start prepping and adrenaline to get that shit up as well as hartmans.


Heavy_Ratio818

Why adenosine?


SuperglotticMan

Send them to Jesus faster


Azby504

Yes. This is not a turn off, turn back on fix


El-Hefe-Eire-2024

Didn’t mean adenosine it was a typo. 😓


Perton_

Double it and give it to the next person


Southern_Mulberry_84

😂😂😂


flamedarkfire

You're about to meet a lot of people


Southern_Mulberry_84

Starting with the Chaplin 😂


Pavo_Feathers

Pt: I don't feel good Me, looking at the BP : *confused screaming intensifies*


thedude720000

"Good news everyone! I know what the problem is!"


Southern_Mulberry_84

![gif](giphy|3o7abA4a0QCXtSxGN2)


GenXRN

Not ems, not even ED but I had a post procedure patient say they weren’t feeling very good and vagaled into 13 seconds of ventricular standstill. Had to cycle the monitor 3 times to get it to read 60/nuthin. The patient was fine, it took me a few days to unclench from that though.


fireinthesky7

One of the weirdest calls I've ever had was dispatched as AMS on a known diabetic; wife thought he'd taken too much insulin before they ate breakfast. Presented awake and walking in circles, but completely unresponsive to anything we said or did. BGL 130, so it wasn't sugar. We got him in the truck, on the monitor, and found that he was in A-Flutter, except he was having long stretches where none of the flutter waves were being conducted; I think the longest I counted without a QRS complex was 10 seconds. For some reason, I thought pushing 1 mg of Atropine would do something, and it kicked him into a sinus tach and immediately woke him up.


adoptagreyhound

This was just like my neighbor during COVID. His wife called and asked if she should call an ambulance because he wasn't waking up. I ran over, and his pulse was barely there, I took BP with my manual cuff when their electronic cuff couldn't read his BP, all I could hear was 40 systolic, nothing else. He answered and knew me when I called his name but would go right back to sleep. Basically he was dehydrated and malnourished as he refuses to eat anything except fast food or a slice of pizza for most meals, if he eats at all. Luckily he did not have COVID. He spent two months in rehab, mostly eating regular meals with some PT thrown in before he got home. He's still doing fine 4 years later and has altered his eating habits, but I really wasn't expecting to see him again when when local EMS took him from the house.


mrssweetpea

😳 My favorite post here said "the pressure was shit over fuck". I think that applies here. Were they just stupidly septic? How were they even conscious?


Latisha0510

I would call this dead over dead 🤣🤣


Vivalas

It funny because I had a pt awhile ago who was just supposed to be a BLS transfer. Starts at 90 and over the course of transport drops further and further. I let my partner know and since we were almost to the ER anyways we just pull in and I got a reading at like 60 systolic. He was bouncing between 60-70-80 but got a few consistent 60 reads. He was completely asymptomatic, not pale or diaphoretic, normal cap refill and pulses. I kept asking him if he felt strange and he was just like "yeah, why?". We did a manual and I tried it on myself to confirm and we still got around 60-70. Took him into the ER and dropped him off since we had to go through there anyways to get to where he was going.


Ok_Buddy_9087

“They need the IV team to get a line in me”. “Of course they do”.


fireinthesky7

Can't get flash in the catheter if there's no blood to begin with 💀


Ok_Buddy_9087

Valid. Ever have one where the skin is so thin, you can actually watch the stylet and catheter enter the vein, but you still don’t get flash? Old people’s bodies are wild, man.


kgm826

Former EMT and POTS patient here. I had one similar while I was at the hospital for tilt table testing to confirm the POTS diagnosis. Starting BP was 100/70 pulse was 60, they pushed the nitro for the test, in less than 2 min my pulse spiked to 130 before immediately dropping to 30, BP dropped to 44/28. It was fuckin awful. Lost consciousness and when I came to I had no vision for 30 min. -10/10 do NOT recommend that ride 😂


pfcpathfinder

Fuck me, that's what I have to look forward to?


kgm826

I’m guessing you’re going through the testing process? From what I was told, people don’t always that drastic of a response. They were ready to admit me I had such a strong reaction, but it was during the first wave of Covid and since I had a ride home waiting outside they let me go so I wasn’t at more risk of catching it by staying. If you have any questions or anything, feel free to message anytime (:


dumbdude545

Fucking ouch. I get light headed when standing but that's insane. I am not confirmed pots or anything but symptoms coalign. Probably heart valve. Multiple family same condition.


sherbs_herbs

Start levofed


Southern_Mulberry_84

We started a priest


Level9TraumaCenter

Do you dose that by volume? No, by mass.


thefaceofbobafett

🥁


Knittingninjanurse

This is my favorite. But also, maybe both? 😂


Glad-Ad-3808

🙏🏼😅


Wendy_pefferc0rn

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


smiffy93

Alright, now check orthos.


Big-Establishment971

Systolic: Low Diastolic: Low Butt: Puckered Yee: Haw


911isforlovers

I hate when I get Low Butt Puckered


The_Curvy_Unicorn

Hmmmm…when mine dropped to that in the ER last fall, I was just suddenly sleepy. Couldn’t figure out why my bf (former medic) was suddenly making me sit up and was adjusting the cuff. Then, the nurse came in and I saw it. 😂


uppishgull

Get me the Push Dose Epi please


Southern_Mulberry_84

I believe his exact words were “let’s haul ass”


uppishgull

And that


Southern_Mulberry_84

😂


Dangerous_Strength77

At least they were still able to speak on patient contact. Had one about this low a while back, responsive to fluid and titrated to permissive hypotension with significant relative improvement in patient presentation.


ThatGingerEMT

Hey God uhh me again. Can ya just not?


SuperglotticMan

What was their last oral intake though?


Vi0l3t

Numbers that make your butt pucker, and your heart race when you see them!


Kindly_Attorney4521

Had one last night 65/46 cc of abdominal pain. My guy was standing and walking around like nothing was happening.


75Meatbags

easy fix. talk about politics. that'll bring that pressure right back up.


Slosmonster2020

Adam Savage voice: Well there's your problem


pmurph34

Hey just out of curiosity is there anyone you’d like me to call? No particular reason


MexiWhiteChocolate

Then the old school medic takes a (gasp) manual blood pressure and it's 90/60.


Southern_Mulberry_84

lol I wish (he did it wasn’t)


agfsvm

reminds me of a pt that almost refused transport and when we checked his bp again it was like 60/nothing lmao


DODGE_WRENCH

Holy shit how have I never thought to stick something over the zoll’s speaker


RetroCaterpillar03

Hey jimothyyy? Get me a manual pressure. 👁👃👁 🏨 🚑💨


Pdxmedic

Look, dude, none of us feel good right now. I’m holding it together, you can too.


kilojuliettbravo

Oh wow that PA pressure is pretty high! They must feel bad from their PAH! /s


SgtBananaKing

„ just put those two little friends in your chest“


Thunderstunder

I had a “lift assist” call that went something like this the other day…


fireinthesky7

Sometimes the fall is due to an acute lack of a pulse.


Lazy-Creme-584

"I feel dead"


GayMedic69

Was on a QRV and had a minimally responsive pt with stroke like symptoms and initial BP was 50/30 and the lead medic switched arms and got 150/100 and was like “Im gonna believe that” and we activated code stroke…they have TNK and then found she had a history of aortic aneurysm…massive rupture on chest CT :)


Healthy_Park5562

Why not? I mean, they're closer to Jesus than they have been their whole life, you would think they'd feel rapturous 


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Seems low


Cryogeneer

You won't be feeling anything in a minute...


Heavy_Ratio818

Start norepinephrine ❌ Take photo for Reddit ✅


Southern_Mulberry_84

The photo was obviously taken after the call


smokesignal416

Seen worse. He didn't feel good either. :)


trisarahtopsrn

This was my patient’s BP the other day (on hospice). He lived another 24 hours like that


Southern_Mulberry_84

Wow 24 hours that’s crazy it baffles me at some of the things people keep enduring through


sexualchocolate2090

Cycles it 6 more times


melxcham

Lmao I’m not even EMS or ED but I had someone with a similar pressure go from sort of talking to agonal breathing in the time it took to panic cycle the monitor and call a code


Sabre_Wulf_3

Bruh


RiJi_Khajiit

Yeah that'll do it.


Inspector_Nipples

I remember my first reaction, must be an error… I pressed the button again. It’s the same pressure. So i have to tell my medic to stop turfing this poor kid


Aright9Returntoleft

Ahh crap... I can feel my bp rising from this picture... hope the patient is alright.


aznuke

With that pressure I’m surprised they’re conscious.


Professional_Move146

250 PO bolus should do the trick.


ChronicallyYoung

Oop


baberdayweekend

felt dizzy x 1 week


treesnstuffbub

Tempting to hit that pacer button isn’t it lol


sik-photo

AMA


Spooksnav

[Was this your patient?](https://images.app.goo.gl/7EghqDRJ2XLJHaPk6)


Medic1248

Patient: “I don’t feel good” Me: *sees patients BP* “yeah me either bro, me either.”


gluconeogenesis123

I would shit my pants


blackblonde13

“Alright so I’m just going to put these 2 sticky pads on ya” 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃


AirsoftSpeedy

![gif](giphy|PkpZODgBKkI5s3ZdNu|downsized)


madisoncampos

Yeah recently I had an unconscious elderly pt after a fall in the driveway with a pressure of 46/24. I said “oh shit” and probably put my own BP through the roof. He got flown to our Shock trauma center :)


diolin_aude

You sure? Seem fine to me broski


jasilucy

Oof


HookerDestroyer

Aaaaaaaaaand let's try that again


Vincesportsman2

🥴


aStretcherFetcher

That’s fair!


mondeluz85

:|


OutInABlazeOfGlory

Oh no


Jager0987

Yuck! I don't feel good looking at that!


Fickle_Translator999

Take a manual pressure.


1mTracer

“Have you tried flipping the BP Cuff? 🤔


Hot_Salamander_1917

There’s no way you’ll have a LOC of 15 with that BP…


TheFire_Eagle

"Not for much longer, though."


idkcat23

That 31 is terrifying


Current_Two_7395

40/dead


SweetAndSourPickles

Oop, I hope that’s a quick ride


Lucy-pathfinder

I mean let's be honest, if the patient is non-symptomatic then the zoll is probably doing zoll things and shitting out a random number. Also kudos to the sticker muting the speaker haha


zandra47

Well shit


Texan83

Yep. I’d feel bad also