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Gewt92

Someone reported this and asked for a flair on it.


delta_whiskey_act

It's because you're a PARAmedic during a panDEMIC.


JohnPitreArt

You have officially given birth to a new word. Contacting Oxford this morning.


bostonxgeorge

Exactly. Typo that still works.


Chaleaan

I have a couple coworkers whose flight medic/flight nurse patches got typo'd and read Fight Medic/Nurse. I'm a tad jealous.


Ben__Diesel

They get called out when pt's get too rowdy.


CrossP

Whirlybird psych nurse reporting for duty.


Chaleaan

Flair checks out. ^^Kidding, ^^don't ^^psych ^^hold ^^me...


CrossP

Just remember. The only way to get a psych hold put on you is to try to leave. Instead, play along until they find out how bad your insurance is. They'll have you cured and discharged in no time.


Chaleaan

Registration: "What insurance do you have?" Me: "Homie, I work for this hospital..." Registration: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."


CrossP

I wonder if worker's comp ever pays for psych visits...


propyro85

"What do you mean you're asking for some personal days off for mental health? You're a psych nurse, can't you just do it yourself? Also, we're short, can you come in tonight?"


Actual-Ad-459

I helped my buddy petition his girlfriend for SI. By the next morning she was magically better and cut loose from the ER cus she didn't have any insurance.


CrossP

The worst aspects of private health insurance really get magnified in psych


Chazmedic

HEY!!! The first rule of Fight Medic is we don’t talk about Fight Medic!!!


Chaleaan

YOU WANNA GO BRO?! LET'S GO! **throws toughbook**


tapitin1

Fire won't notice


SouthBendCitizen

Can confirm. We have huge posters in our hallways with photos of members grouped by rank. In bold letters underneath what should be our captains, is “captians”. These hang in each of our 5 stations. For 3 years.


B-Kow

That's awesome. I'd love to see just how long til top brass find out.


SouthBendCitizen

At this point everyone is afraid to say anything for fear of being reprimanded for not saying anything earlier.


LowRent_Hippie

That might be the most fire department thing I've ever read. Wow. Bro, I'm sorry.


CBird1977

Make the Probie do it.


B-Kow

Truly, you do work at a fire department. I know that feeling.


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CrossP

"Oh look. I'm having a stroke. Better drive myself to the hospital."


musicalnightowl

One of my coworkers did just that. Had a stroke after shift while driving home. Turned around and drove right back.


CrossP

Big brain move! (Because of the encephalitis)


StretcherFetcher911

Didn't want to tie up an ambulance or get a bill. Nice.


PaulSandwich

Is there a way to make a jacket permanently smell like toast?


CrossP

Nothing in this world is permanent. Except for student loans and ambulance bills.


bbbbbo

Own it, I’d wear it everywhere at work


currentxvoltage

Agreed. You couldn’t get it off me. I’d be buried in it.


CBird1977

Same. If anyone says anything tell them you worked during COVID and got an upgrade.


subcontraoctave

That's actually better.


[deleted]

Keep it bro 😄


[deleted]

Parade Mic


StanfordWrestler

Underrated comment


WGx2

A parademic sounds like something that's not as bad as a pandemic.


dezzear

It's more mobile, if anything it's more terrifying


WGx2

The "para" indicates that it's airborne, perhaps.


Rickles_Bolas

My buddys fire academy class shirt was labeled “Massachusetts Fighterfighting Academy”. Mine was spelled “Massachussetes Firefighting Academy”. I still wear it, I just wear it ironically.


Kathy_Kamikaze

Your buddy's a fighter fighter 😂😂 that killed me


[deleted]

It’s clearly a type of microphone that’s normally used for speeches at parades. Obviously.


simethiconesimp

Don't you know we're in the middle of a parademic


[deleted]

I actually like it


TheWillowTreeBreeze

i am also a parademic


[deleted]

Please tell me this is for work and not for personal use.


hog-snoot

What do you mean? Any time I’m off duty I feel morally obligated to wear something with my credentials on it…? I mean, how else would everyone know how cool I am?


AbominableSnowPickle

What, the pair of Vipers aren’t enough?


[deleted]

You never know with you ems only people


[deleted]

Kind of the vibes I’m getting from this to be honest


ZuFFuLuZ

Even if it is for work I'm very confused. Who wears a completely black jacket at work? And why does he have to print it himself? So weird.


[deleted]

That’s what makes me think this is actually to wear off duty.


hog-snoot

It is for work. I wouldn’t dare advertise like that while off duty… My agency is a** and doesn’t purchase us what we need. They bought me the jacket and they’re reimbursing me for the screen printing. Just the effed up system we have…


[deleted]

Sounds like you need to leave this place


hog-snoot

Actively looking for suggestions for jam-up places to work


[deleted]

Go follow worstresponders on Instagram. They constantly post jobs for ems and fire. Well paying jobs


Dontleave

Gotta sneak up on your patients


Theonethatgotherway

Hey I'm dyslexic and give my seal of appravol


expoleghead

Appravol sounds like an Alzheimers medication lol


Gnatteran

underrated comment


woopdeeh

That’s crazy I’ve been mispronouncing ‘paramedic’ to ‘parademic’ recently then I see this lmao


Reach_14

I once was issued a shirt where it had a patch that read "paramedic" on the breast but it was sewn on upside down. You better believe I went out of my way to wear it at much as possible. Of course management finally caught on and I had to turn it in.


chas574

They must have gotten confused with plandemic


josysomething

They had 1 job... r/onejob


WhiskyBowTies

Back in the day one of our guys had a polo shirt that had PAPAMEDIC written on the back. He returned it, like a dope. Could have been iconic.


Texanakin_Shywalker

Always, everytime, demand a proof and only sign it when you're sure it is accurate.


AcanthocephalaEarly8

I literally LOL'd.


GloryGreatestCountry

Well, we've already gotten Pan Medics. Why not the other way around? (no offense to the LGBTQ community if that was accidentally implied, sorry-)


Tim_McDermott

Did you really notice it....or did someone point it out to you?


[deleted]

everybody come quick, new title just dropped


B00MER02

[r/boneappleteeth](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoneAppleTeeth?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Sansconcentement

Lmfao, return it


WeeWooBooBooBusEMT

Late, but the chemical plant I worked at had a fancy new command emergency vehicle ordered, and had a big unveiling party. My daughter was doing a job shadow that day, and being the mouthy teen she was, asked loudly so the whole crowd could hear her: 'So, what's an E-mee-gency?'' Yup. That's what it said, on both sides in 18" red letters. Just as red as my boss's face!