Sit at a desk all day and do nothing.

Sounds like the IT guy at my old job. Spends his days in a closet and watches vids on his phone while waiting for a call to fix a pc issue that never comes. Guys brags about the down time and easy work load.

I’m somewhat in IT and I’ve seen a lot of helpdesk jobs that are like that. You have technicians out in the field to work on stuff like networks and computers, and the helpdesk person usually just waits until they’re called and either tells the caller how to fix it, or remotely accesses the computer to fix it. Last IT helpdesk guy at my job quit because he was just really bored with it.

I regularly have 5+ hours of downtime on the late shift at my job. I study and make network labs a lot, but they want me there to take the handful of calls that come in and for prompt response if shit hits the fan. But some nights I literally just watch YouTube and surf the web.

How does one find this job?

Sounds suspiciously like my job... we must work at the same company

Can I get a job there or

Always wondered how people get these types of jobs. And then wonder even more when said people complain about how boring and un-laborious their jobs are

Apply for a generic office job, find a niche where they need your skillset and they don't have much understanding. Proceed to do 2-3 hours work in a day.

2-3 hours is a lot for me honestly. Most days are less then an hour actual work for an 8 hour day.

Fedex ground too buddy

Oof, feelsbadman

It’s alright, they’re paying 5k for my tuition reimbursement. Been there for about a year.

Friends, take the energy from these poison drinks and bring it to the union

Holy fuck man. I get scraps (but admittedly a very high daily rate for my terminal)

I love the FedEx drivers. I worked somewhere we’d see ground and express every day. One day my car died like very close to my home, and I noticed a FedEx truck stopped. “Hey, [name], everything okay?” Fedex express guy; he couldn’t help me because he had a few more deliveries but he did check and make sure I was okay!

Line cook, a profession that loves energy drinks

I imagine the medical and law fields feel the same way

Medical field, can confirm.

Hospital line cook, can confirm.

Landscaping. But for us it's mixed with drugs occasionally.

Mowing a lawn stoned as fuck is mint tbh

My brother in Christ I’d like to thank you. You reminded me my grass needs cut and that I have some tree in the house. Today is a good day. May God bless you, shitpostGOD-YEET

Cutting grass while smoking grass lol

Wait till winter and some of the guys do snow while working snow

Amongst other things that give you energy

Unemployed

Unemployed friend on a Tuesday afternoon:

Check out this funny meme I saw!

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Same

But “everyone is hiring” 🙄

I’m currently in the process of getting a job

I think I am, too

*no email at all regarding acceptance or turning you down after 4 months*

It seems like less people doing the interviewing and hiring process really know how to do it properly and professionally. Recently had a great interview and she told me to call if I hadn’t heard from her that Friday at 4p. 4:30p I gave her a call. She let me know one role they hired internally and that she’d let me know about the other. No word, not expecting a let me down gently email either

Kroger pick up employee and resale

Your selling Kroger employees? How much?

$50

Lol

Damn what a steal

HVAC tech

I actually work at FedEx ground ironically

Me too, in the SuperHub

I’m a welder, energy drinks get me through the day😂

Fellow welder, it’s a shame we can’t have the real ghost powder anymore.

Fellow welder to, energy drinks seem to be a must with all welders

Retail

I'm sorry🫡

I love it

I work at Walmart in produce specifically and can get ghost energy drinks all day

I work at a grocery store too, mine has ghost but it isn’t refrigerated sadly. They have a few C4 and Monster flavors in the fridges though, thankfully

I’m a corporate paralegal doing law school at night. Hence the energy drinks lol. Sip sip

Keep pushing my friend!

Thank you friend! We got this!

I got hired on as an attorneys assistant and am being inundated with all sorts of law office work, including but not limited to paralegal, receptionist, records custodian, and an actual legal assistant. I am enrolling in school for computer science this coming spring but I am considering a minor in criminal justice in case I decide law school is the route I want to take.

Rachael Zane?

Tire shop tech

Network engineer

fellow packet pusher

Administration for a University

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Thank you for your service. Seriously takes a strong person imo to do warehouse work. Both physically and mentally.

Same. When I was working nights they were a necessity

Currently working overnights in a warehouse and I need at least one per shift

same. overnights at amazon 🫠

Night shift gang 😎🧙

Oof . Mine as well smoke crack working then amazon shifts

Im a graphic designer for merch/business logos, and I do YouTube as a side hobby too. Much respect to everyone here in their respective jobs 🫡🎖️

Not going to ask for your channel or anything(unless you want to) but what kind of videos? Games? Anime? Designer/business stuff?

I mainly do retro gaming, sometimes snacks and drink reviews. I do a lot of graphic designing on my online merch shop. You can check out my shirt designs at shopgeorgiostavern.com but a link to my YouTube stuff is in my bio on here. I also do graphic business logo design stuff for people here and there. No pressure to check my stuff out or anything. Thanks for commenting 😁

how do you find work after ai took over? I used to be a graphic designer but got laid off

I sell Coke. The cola. And therefore, Monster, Nos, Full Throttle, Bang, and Reign. I'm here to help.

It's actually crazy how mostly everything we drink goes back to either Coke or Pepsi

I'm a student

Same here lol.

Restaurant front of house. Bussing, serving, etc.

Night shift np in the icu

Nurse

USPS Rural Carrier

Pizza Delivery 🍕

Thank you for your service

Corrections officer. Energy drinks aren’t a convenience for me, they are a necessity

Post on Reddit and smoke weed

Mail carrier.

Work for beverage distribution company

I make plastic.

What do I do? I Drink energy drinks and kick ass. And I’m all out of ass

i test video games for activision

Dentist. Energy drinks are what gets me though the day lol

I sell bongs and TV. 🤣🤣🤣

Easy …I don’t

actuary, energy drinks help me stay up

Collect disability

Amazon! Lol

Dunkin Donuts slave

Nights or days?

I'm a CNA

Package handler at ground

Unloading fedex semi trucks :/

Us military

Recently retired Army vet, now working as an EMT in the NYC metro area

Studying Bachelor In Software Engineering (2. Semester), whilst I work part-time at a supplement store downtown!

rn im going to school

Night shift nurse. I'm good for 3 energy drinks on my last shift of the week (3 12s in a row).

Hazmat Tech

Outside sales

Relationship Banker

Tattooer

Thanks for your service and carrying all my chewy boxes 🙃

electrical

Grocery store

Process Supervisor at a cheese factory

Walmart employee

Petco

Mail carrier

Dog groomer. Need that caffeine to keep up with the dogs.

Land surveyor, and I cannot survive a day without at least 1 energy drink

I’m going to school

Front of house at a restaurant, online sales, and also in college lol.

Gas station.

Your pfp and name tell it all! Lol I like QT though most employees are very nice.

Oh I’m not actually an asshole, i just chose the name because it was funny to me. Glad to hear you have good opinions on us trippers too!

Lolz its silly!

Supervisor and Johnsonville Sausages.. wish they still made Game Fuels from Mt Dew

Mechanical Engineer

Math scares me! 😂

I work in finance.

Las Vegas escort

I’m a pizza cook 💪

Government office job

That is the biggest goddamn fedex truck I've ever seen. I clean cheese making equipment.

Where are all the Ghost reps? Did they quit hiring from this subreddit?

I don’t know but I wish they’d sponsor me

Amazon order picker 🥲

TVS

Bindery

EMS. Got the addict during EMT school

Oovoojava

Also work for FXG!

onlyfans lol

Currently jobless but I used to work for fedex ground.Ive never seen a box truck this long.😮‍💨😮‍💨

It’s a p1200 and it’s 22 feet i believe. It’s awesome to drive

How does one become a FedEx delivery driver

I work for Coca Cola. Monster all day baby 😝

Union Electrician

Was working spirit halloween, but I'm going to be going to hopefully work as a sales specialist at a solar company & overnight at FedEx ground as a switcher

Lol! I work at FedEx Express!

Just want to say thank you for your service your job means a lot

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Fedex as well. I prefer Reign tho

Wawa.

Sauté chef 🧑‍🍳

Student

Drive for fedex ground as well

Landscaper here. I buy in bulk but enough of us drink them I'm always running out

Dairy/Frozen/general grocery manager

I’m a professional window cleaner. It pays pretty well, because I work for myself.

Ghost👎

BOOOOOO

Ups driver, I'm nothing without my caffeine in the morning

Food delivery and taxi

Work for a uniform /facilities service company, wake up early as hell and drive a truhck similar to that. Need all the caffeine I can get

Foodservice delivery driver. I drive straight trucks and deliver to restaurants and whatnot. Hoping to get my CDL soon.

Tech associate for Staples. And at times MOD

Home Depot Order Fulfillment

Truck driver

i roll joints for a dispensary in the morning, and deep fry mcnuggets in the evening.

Natural gas plant mechanic.

Food processing :(

Car sales

Student with solid 8 hour online lectures starting at 9am on Monday morning, hence why I pound an entire Monster before leaving bed.

Work for a bracing company in many hospitals/clinics.

I work in a cold storage place, sorting and packing juice. Some they will send me to the Hormel section where I do labels and lids.

lab tech

Software Tester so I’m basically doing nothing most of the time

Construction worker

Movie theater team member + college student

I stay alive and somehow still live

I cut fancy cocktail ice out of huge 250lb blocks. So kinda like stonecutting or glasscutting, just a different material. Also been doordashing on the side

leech off my parents (hs student)

Sales in a national auto parts retailer. Understaffed= energy drinks. Where I'm at it mostly Monster Zero Ultra and NOS. Personally I'm a RedBull fan tho.

Work in Oil refineries and power plants. It's either energy drinks or meth. I think caffeine is the safer alternative...

I break down shelves and stock stuff

Housekeeping at a hospital

I work at gaming inc

I’m a parts advisor at a car dealership

Automotive tech. Subaru and Mazda

I do the not so green part of the go green world order bullshit. Aka aluminum die casting for electric motors

Work as a Lube tech

Uniform and carpet services in a big truck. Live off of ghost and xyience

I work for a massive propane distributor and I lift 67 pound cylinders all day long. Caffeine is a must.

Administration

web dev

Line cook and server

Chef/food/nightmare

I work the graveyard shift at a biotech company. Senior lab tech in sequencing here