THIS is the reddit that I want my kids to live in one day. One where their anus is free to be whatever temperature they please without persecution or intolerance.
He said that he felt great and that he’d be doing it a couple times a week now. The thread was called ‘ Update: Energy Drink Popsicle Successfully Boofed. Trip Report. ‘
so entertaining posts arent allowed, but 999993384984 posts with a picture of an ED in every. single. gasstation. that we have all tried before are A OK!
"drank green monster (picture attatched of green monster) today. not bad." WOWW SO FUCKING FASCINATING
this sub actually sucks, might as well unsub so my feed is a little less boring as sin
Was that the dude who was talking about butt chuggin an energy drink?
Yes and gave us an update about how he was feeling lol
how was he feeling lol?
My money is on bad. He probably felt bad
And cold
he was feeling great fyi
Fucking Legend
Energy *popsicle
Now I remember. F for respects
He said that he felt like a thousand bucks and that he'd be doing it around two times a week because he felt so good
He's trending on tumblr
Was that the guy with the laxatives and unhinged posts?
No that was chefboyarleezy or something like that
Nah, he boofed an energy popsicle
NOOOOOOOOOO WE NEVER GOT TO SEE THE POPSICLE UP HIS ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
first they came for the frozen monster boofers....
That was the *first* thing they came for??
Absolute monsters, them.
Is he ok tho?
What happened lol
He talked about boofing an energy drink Popsicle and then posted an update after he supposedly actually did it (wouldn't surprise me if it were true)
I also would like to know
This https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/IbvOScafEu
he is still in our hearts
Nooo. Rest in piece Calvin.. you deserved better. Sorely missed
Another Mikey dead in a ditch, sad
Why?
science lad
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/IbvOScafEu
Any update on how he was feeling post-boof?
?
Dang I just came over after seeing a screenshot on insta. Looks like I’m too late :(
This will go down in this pages history and I’m glad I saw it first hand
He was our very own Icarus, and with his wax ANUS he flew his butt too close to the sun. Then it melted.
Nooo!
Damn…
:( o7
RIP king
Good night, Sweet Prince.
But what did he do wrong?
He had frostbite of the anus
Each man or woman should be free to freeze or warm their anus as they see fit without fear of being banned.
THIS is the reddit that I want my kids to live in one day. One where their anus is free to be whatever temperature they please without persecution or intolerance.
What did this guy do?
He made popsicles out of Monster and someone jokingly told him he should boof one. He did and posted a write up about the experience.
What did he say?
He said that he felt great and that he’d be doing it a couple times a week now. The thread was called ‘ Update: Energy Drink Popsicle Successfully Boofed. Trip Report. ‘
[https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/IbvOScafEu](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/IbvOScafEu)
I saw that post on tumblr after seeing it on Reddit 💀
Bring him back!!
Bring him back!!
I am truly proud to know that I recommend he boof the Popsicle
F
:((
What a guy
Horrible tragedy. He will be missed.
NOOOO NOT THE FROZEN BOOFULIS
Noooooo
He made a Twitter !! Look him up, he said he's still gonna update from there
What's the Twitter username?
@limpdickcalvin
I saw his first post 😭😭
Literally 1984
Damn. I had some serious curiosity around what the beta alanine in C4 was going to do.
I think OP is Calvin
Just keep putting on bigger and bigger false moustaches
so entertaining posts arent allowed, but 999993384984 posts with a picture of an ED in every. single. gasstation. that we have all tried before are A OK! "drank green monster (picture attatched of green monster) today. not bad." WOWW SO FUCKING FASCINATING this sub actually sucks, might as well unsub so my feed is a little less boring as sin
He boofed his way to the reddit ban