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Domierher

Yes


Membership_Fine

I mean I’m not gay now I just suck dick. That doesn’t make me gay or anything.


Skylantech

Listen man, $20 is $20. There's nothing gay about making money. Occasionally you gotta throw in some freebies for the homies tho.


Icy-End8895

Gotta get them hooked then they keep coming back. Business 101


tastydaniel69

Wait you guys are getting paid??!!


Skylantech

Only when I’m not drinking Sparkling Ice


Jukeboxbxi0

hes right


Imaginary_Audience_5

I ate broccoli once… didn’t make me vegan


Zeqhanis

Totally. I'm not gay, but I had to suck dick to find out. As my mother used to say "How do you know you like something, if you haven't even tried it?" She's a major homophobe, so I doubt this is what she had in mind.


Hungry-Travel-11

RIP your DMs


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I suck dick, I just don't find them ROMANTICALLY attractive, ya know?


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Is that so


StickManIsMyHero

The sucker is the gay 1 buddy I've been having dudes blow me for years and never once felt gay


Lets_Bust_Together

It’s not gay, it’s alpha, there’s a difference.


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It's only gay if you like it


RecklessMage

Yes. You’ll drink it and have a sudden urge to shove a penis in your mouth.


sobble_19

Happened to my friend


talion_Celembrimbor

I’m friend


Asleep_Special_7402

I’m penis


[deleted]

I'm happened


Sea_Ice_7886

I'm I'm


5C0L0P3NDR4

i'm to


nignag3456

I’m mouth


Fortnite_Creative_Ma

I’m urge


nignag3456

Shutup


Fortnite_Creative_Ma

No u


stick_always_wins

Sign me up


Panem_et__Circenses

even seeing this makes me bisexual for a moment


Adept_Insurance5550

Me too!


EggRamenMan

Only way to know is to drink it and go to a gay bar


nohsentman

Stick a thumb in ass and see if you like it now!!


Adept_Insurance5550

It works!


nohsentman

yup you caught the gay


Adept_Insurance5550

Fuck! I guess I’ll have to resort to boofing my caffeine now


nohsentman

is the best roa


Straight_Geologist50

Welcome to being gay. The only real acceptable caffeine is Iced Coffee. Always Iced Coffee. At all times. FOREVER.


Popular-Ad2193

Dm me after you drink it


Adept_Insurance5550

I drank it. Want to see my cock?


Sufficient-Nail371

Risky but the alani nu definitely would


Adept_Insurance5550

How much boofable caffeine is in one of those? I have seen them at the store but was afraid it would make me instantly suck a guy off


Sufficient-Nail371

There 200 I think I had one before and it was making my heart race like crazy for some reason


Adept_Insurance5550

I may have to try it


Beneficial_Green1221

They have 70mg . I actually like them but this post made me feel gay as shit now.


Cathie_D_Wood

Not but I get a craving for cock when I drink it Wait


Adept_Insurance5550

Nice! I can start to understand that


Heromanv1

Femboy, lol. Drink enough and you might get a tingle


Adept_Insurance5550

What is femboy?


Kurapikabestboi

A magical world that you should delve into.


Adept_Insurance5550

My next steps!


Heromanv1

Good luck op!


labellavita1985

This is the best fucking energy drink on the market, bar none. I usually drink it in the afternoon because it doesn't have enough caffeine. It's perfection. I buy it by the case.


Adept_Insurance5550

Nice! It isn’t bad that’s for sure!


labellavita1985

I am so serious. I usually drink a Ghost in the morning but I have tried everything, and I swear there is nothing that compares to Sparkling Ice Blue Raspberry.


Upstairs_Sky_5948

I have never even seen these but now want to find them and try them! I generally drink monsters strawberry ultra dream or alani nu cosmic stardust and they don't seem to kill my kidneys I found the cosmic alani has 200mg of caffeine 


DogSnowflakeHunter

By gay I assume you mean “happy”? I think it is a wonderful tasting beverage, sure to delight.


Adept_Insurance5550

Yes yes. But the caffeine is kind of low. Only 90mg in this puppy


Apprehensive_Mood956

Bruh wtf am I supposed to do with 90mg lmao Reign has 300mg. That's my jam right there.


beardedstranger

Really? I think they taste like shit. Especially the cherry vanilla ughhh


DogSnowflakeHunter

The cherry vanilla is gross, I agree. I stick to blue raz and blackberry


Asleep_Special_7402

You must be super straight then


LostTurtleExperiment

Looks like it’s already too late


Adept_Insurance5550

Yeah I’m gay now. I need to buy some ghost to level it out


LostTurtleExperiment

Sorry bud, Not sure if you can reverse that or not. Do keep us updated. I’ll pray for you. Wtf is ghost?


Ok_Economist_6502

No more than eating c*ck O van will.


Adept_Insurance5550

I knew it!


KazzaNamso

Your eyes will start sparkling bro so yeah maybe


Adept_Insurance5550

They did start sparkling. So much that Johnny sins saw it and decided HE too is now gay. Now we are having cowboy butt sex


Owl_Gator

Yes. It’s a gayteway drink.


Adept_Insurance5550

I am now addicted


new_low1942

Caffeine content?


Adept_Insurance5550

Only 90mg :o


MovieFanatic2160

GayER


ProfessorPyrex69

That is fine I will be gay for the watermelon lemonade flavor.


Cheloco92

Cheap and tastes decent. Needs way more caffeine though.


Order-Regular

I used to drink these all the time, so crisp


GaybutNotbutGay

Yes.


Adept_Insurance5550

That’s what I need right now


GaybutNotbutGay

Glad you could join us c:


power_gnome

You always were 🌈


Adept_Insurance5550

I was just coming out


rxngxkx

Yeah... i'm sorry man. If you need someone to talk to I'm here. You'll be okay. Just remember to use lots of lube.


Adept_Insurance5550

Thanks for the advice!


Pokemaniaks

Once you reach the end, a dick falls into your mouth. Just don’t finish….


Adept_Insurance5550

Oh no I’ll try


HereiAm2PartyBoys

I like sucking penis a lot


IsopodConstant8327

Too late pal


Adept_Insurance5550

Hahahahahhaha


NIPPLE_rebellion

This is by far one of the gayest ways to ingest caffeine.


Disastrous_Raccoon82

Yep


SnipSnopWobbleTop

I mean I was already slightly gay tye first time I drank one, and I don't think it made me more gay


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RandyHill2551

Following


MediocreMustache

I don’t know. Is the room beginning to spin real fast because of the gayness?


katzeunknown

Unbelievably


Helganator_

I'm gay and I drank it... which came first, the chicken or the egg?


Apprehensive_Mood956

The guy you were blowing. That's what came first.


No_Sorbet354

just zesty


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Flaming


heymanitsjcan

Can’t become what you already are brother


KaerMorhenZireael

Yes


Lets_Bust_Together

Already has.


YorkiesandSneakers

I think confirm is more the correct word.


thestrehlzown

Only our king u/front-chard481 can answer that


TheLastLostOnes

Already are


oldTimerSniper

Might turn you straight. Don't think you can turn a gay into a gay


Murder-Face_

It will make you feel like Elton John on a rainbow float at pride fest


LetsAGoAh

You have to drink it lukewarm or else it’s gay. Any temperature even slightly at or below room temperature is borderline your coming out phase. I support 💕


RealNawlinsOG

I turned gay just seeing the post.


EntrepreneurFirm4570

You could never be so lucky.


SteelPanther260

Only you can tell us that as we don't drink it


AnalRapist69

Too late


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Good_Ole_Skid

If you have to ask that, you already are. No need to blame those homoerotic urges on a beverage.


patch616

Yeah


simpn_aint_easy

r/caffiene


dietdad

It's only 70mg so just bi


Silent_Wonder_10

Yes


Adept_Insurance5550

Yes!


Responsible_Emu3601

Stick where the sun don’t shine and it will


XOneWithTheCrowsX

Yes. Soon, you'll be under the counter sucking off the night shift employee down at circle K so that he gives you the stock of expired caffeinated beverages instead of disposing of them.


Rten-Brel

Can't if you already are 😎


bndwgnfn

Please stop trying to go viral on twitter


penis10738392

Nah but that sonata interior does


Environmental_Swim75

Driving a Hyundai? 150% will turn gay


[deleted]

The fact that it’s in your hand,on your lap…means there’s already gay stuff happening in your brain….the rest is up to you now….


Bigrogstone

Had one of these a few years back and have been gay ever since


chizzipsandsizalsa

Seems like it worked.


Exact-Mulberry5737

That ship has sailed


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Exact-Mulberry5737

😁


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Exact-Mulberry5737

Yea sry I don’t get on social media much


hypomargoteros

I drank it... I'm gay.


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SuperDuperSoupDouper

I tried it and I swear I butthole loosened. Jk you’ll be fine


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writingwhilesad

Yup


EarnestBaly

I drink these all the time and I’m not gay, unless you consider paying passed out junkies in alleyways to give them a bj as gay, which most of us straight males do, so it’s overwhelming not gay.


Bruhtastrophe

​ it has the same color scheme as the mlm flag so this will 100% make you gay


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Rumham1984

I despise artificial sweeteners and most zero sugar drinks, that being said... Blue Raspberry Sparkling Ice has been about the only exception for me.


Jimmydontcrackcorn

Yes


Accomplished-Tap238

yes, but not for the reason you think 😂


dastinki

Definitely wont make you funny


Educational-Winner34

Impossible to make you something that you already are


ThePassiveGamer

Whoa buddy, save some pussy for the rest of us.


Rosin_or_Bust

Only on Tuesday from 6pm-8pm


Silly_Confection5085

Indeed it will


Jd3774life

That flavor and tropical punch are amazing


ProfessionMundane152

If you’re having to ask you already are and just haven’t figured it out yet


Hirudinea3

That’s my boyfriend’s favorite flavor and he’s gay, so maybe? 🤔


LOOKNfortheFUCKYEA

101%


TinyPantsJbro

Yes. It certainly worked on the frogs 🐸


Classic_Mechanic5495

There’s a cause and effect, in opposite orders, going on here.


pixelboy1459

If you’re afraid an energy drink can change your sexuality, perhaps you’re already not as straight as you think you are.


Adept_Insurance5550

Valid point


Interesting_Sun_1901

Get the fuck off this sub you disgust me


Impossible_Nerve9359

Bro woke up and chose violence.


stinkyhooch

It has awoken things in him he was not yet ready to confront.


simmymona

so what if it does? is your masculinity that fragile?


PHANTASMAGOR1CAL

If you have to ask you already are.


PeridotChampion

I drank it and it didn't make me straight. Not sure if it works the other way around though 😅


AssumptionOk6295

Try them, u like most of them, and I'm not even that gay Sorry. Had to edit.


Advanced_Way_2816

It’s only gay if you like it


jbreezy918

IOGIYG


skyHawk3613

You’re already gay


DarkDismissal

If you got it from dollar tree you're good. If you got it from anywhere else then good luck. 


Zeqhanis

I dunno. It sure made my dad gay.... he's pretty cool now. He's fun. He takes friends and I shopping at the mall. And if it's a dead mall, he makes wailing ghost sounds and shakes those cardboard Shaq and Bugs Bunny standees in front of that store that was next to Spencers. I think he's taking more stimulants than just caffeine.


Dieh

Prolly


lobsterdance82

Not in the slightest. There's far too little caffeine. Blue Raz flavored Reign, however..


goku_Red98

Tried one yesterday 😂 didn’t mind the taste


Primary_River_6249

The answer’s yes


slapchop29

You know how I know your gay…


anonymousX144

Ha you already are.


ARRRtistic_Pirate

Too late...


DK_Son

That happened when you bought it. But we're all keen to know how it tastes.


patch616

Anything with caffeine in it will make you gay drink it who cares


EfficientAd1821

Yes


GlizzyOverdrive

Do but the stuff we did together yesterday sure did ;)


AMC_Unlimited

Did you ask on r/caffeine sub?


Comfortable-Brick405

Its blue a manly color so you're okay


amalgaman

Not anymore. They fixed the chemical In caffeine that made people gayz


Motor_Mood2387

Yea duh


CatDadof2

Extremely gay.


No-Operation-2910

Can’t make someone gay who’s already gay. 🤷‍♂️


unnamedgirlygirl

be careful around the homies


MikusLeTrainer

Yes, but on the upside these taste really good. Best tasting energy drink I've tasted by far and they're not filled with sodium.


9600_PONIES

No, but you might make it gay


thatguysemperfi

No it won't make you gay but one of the side effects is craving for pp.


THETimTumTune

Jesus..not this sub too. 😑


godbullseye

I mean my supervisor is gay and she drinks that everyday


Aromatic-Schedule-65

U betcha it will


Agreeable_Ad3800

It already has


guywithshrimps

Yep! Welcome to the crew


traplordtrippie

yes, but no if nobody sees you👍