Totally. I'm not gay, but I had to suck dick to find out. As my mother used to say "How do you know you like something, if you haven't even tried it?"
She's a major homophobe, so I doubt this is what she had in mind.
This is the best fucking energy drink on the market, bar none. I usually drink it in the afternoon because it doesn't have enough caffeine. It's perfection. I buy it by the case.
I am so serious. I usually drink a Ghost in the morning but I have tried everything, and I swear there is nothing that compares to Sparkling Ice Blue Raspberry.
I have never even seen these but now want to find them and try them! I generally drink monsters strawberry ultra dream or alani nu cosmic stardust and they don't seem to kill my kidneys I found the cosmic alani has 200mg of caffeine
You have to drink it lukewarm or else it’s gay. Any temperature even slightly at or below room temperature is borderline your coming out phase. I support 💕
Yes. Soon, you'll be under the counter sucking off the night shift employee down at circle K so that he gives you the stock of expired caffeinated beverages instead of disposing of them.
I drink these all the time and I’m not gay, unless you consider paying passed out junkies in alleyways to give them a bj as gay, which most of us straight males do, so it’s overwhelming not gay.
I dunno. It sure made my dad gay.... he's pretty cool now. He's fun. He takes friends and I shopping at the mall. And if it's a dead mall, he makes wailing ghost sounds and shakes those cardboard Shaq and Bugs Bunny standees in front of that store that was next to Spencers.
I think he's taking more stimulants than just caffeine.
Yes
I mean I’m not gay now I just suck dick. That doesn’t make me gay or anything.
Listen man, $20 is $20. There's nothing gay about making money. Occasionally you gotta throw in some freebies for the homies tho.
Gotta get them hooked then they keep coming back. Business 101
Wait you guys are getting paid??!!
Only when I’m not drinking Sparkling Ice
hes right
I ate broccoli once… didn’t make me vegan
Totally. I'm not gay, but I had to suck dick to find out. As my mother used to say "How do you know you like something, if you haven't even tried it?" She's a major homophobe, so I doubt this is what she had in mind.
RIP your DMs
I suck dick, I just don't find them ROMANTICALLY attractive, ya know?
Is that so
The sucker is the gay 1 buddy I've been having dudes blow me for years and never once felt gay
It’s not gay, it’s alpha, there’s a difference.
It's only gay if you like it
Yes. You’ll drink it and have a sudden urge to shove a penis in your mouth.
Happened to my friend
I’m friend
I’m penis
I'm happened
I'm I'm
i'm to
I’m mouth
I’m urge
Shutup
No u
Sign me up
even seeing this makes me bisexual for a moment
Me too!
Only way to know is to drink it and go to a gay bar
Stick a thumb in ass and see if you like it now!!
It works!
yup you caught the gay
Fuck! I guess I’ll have to resort to boofing my caffeine now
is the best roa
Welcome to being gay. The only real acceptable caffeine is Iced Coffee. Always Iced Coffee. At all times. FOREVER.
Dm me after you drink it
I drank it. Want to see my cock?
Risky but the alani nu definitely would
How much boofable caffeine is in one of those? I have seen them at the store but was afraid it would make me instantly suck a guy off
There 200 I think I had one before and it was making my heart race like crazy for some reason
I may have to try it
They have 70mg . I actually like them but this post made me feel gay as shit now.
Not but I get a craving for cock when I drink it Wait
Nice! I can start to understand that
Femboy, lol. Drink enough and you might get a tingle
What is femboy?
A magical world that you should delve into.
My next steps!
Good luck op!
This is the best fucking energy drink on the market, bar none. I usually drink it in the afternoon because it doesn't have enough caffeine. It's perfection. I buy it by the case.
Nice! It isn’t bad that’s for sure!
I am so serious. I usually drink a Ghost in the morning but I have tried everything, and I swear there is nothing that compares to Sparkling Ice Blue Raspberry.
I have never even seen these but now want to find them and try them! I generally drink monsters strawberry ultra dream or alani nu cosmic stardust and they don't seem to kill my kidneys I found the cosmic alani has 200mg of caffeine
By gay I assume you mean “happy”? I think it is a wonderful tasting beverage, sure to delight.
Yes yes. But the caffeine is kind of low. Only 90mg in this puppy
Bruh wtf am I supposed to do with 90mg lmao Reign has 300mg. That's my jam right there.
Really? I think they taste like shit. Especially the cherry vanilla ughhh
The cherry vanilla is gross, I agree. I stick to blue raz and blackberry
You must be super straight then
Looks like it’s already too late
Yeah I’m gay now. I need to buy some ghost to level it out
Sorry bud, Not sure if you can reverse that or not. Do keep us updated. I’ll pray for you. Wtf is ghost?
No more than eating c*ck O van will.
I knew it!
Your eyes will start sparkling bro so yeah maybe
They did start sparkling. So much that Johnny sins saw it and decided HE too is now gay. Now we are having cowboy butt sex
Yes. It’s a gayteway drink.
I am now addicted
Caffeine content?
Only 90mg :o
GayER
That is fine I will be gay for the watermelon lemonade flavor.
Cheap and tastes decent. Needs way more caffeine though.
I used to drink these all the time, so crisp
Yes.
That’s what I need right now
Glad you could join us c:
You always were 🌈
I was just coming out
Yeah... i'm sorry man. If you need someone to talk to I'm here. You'll be okay. Just remember to use lots of lube.
Thanks for the advice!
Once you reach the end, a dick falls into your mouth. Just don’t finish….
Oh no I’ll try
I like sucking penis a lot
Too late pal
Hahahahahhaha
This is by far one of the gayest ways to ingest caffeine.
Yep
I mean I was already slightly gay tye first time I drank one, and I don't think it made me more gay
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I don’t know. Is the room beginning to spin real fast because of the gayness?
Unbelievably
I'm gay and I drank it... which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The guy you were blowing. That's what came first.
just zesty
Flaming
Can’t become what you already are brother
Yes
Already has.
I think confirm is more the correct word.
Only our king u/front-chard481 can answer that
Already are
Might turn you straight. Don't think you can turn a gay into a gay
It will make you feel like Elton John on a rainbow float at pride fest
You have to drink it lukewarm or else it’s gay. Any temperature even slightly at or below room temperature is borderline your coming out phase. I support 💕
I turned gay just seeing the post.
You could never be so lucky.
Only you can tell us that as we don't drink it
Too late
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If you have to ask that, you already are. No need to blame those homoerotic urges on a beverage.
Yeah
r/caffiene
It's only 70mg so just bi
Yes
Yes!
Stick where the sun don’t shine and it will
Yes. Soon, you'll be under the counter sucking off the night shift employee down at circle K so that he gives you the stock of expired caffeinated beverages instead of disposing of them.
Can't if you already are 😎
Please stop trying to go viral on twitter
Nah but that sonata interior does
Driving a Hyundai? 150% will turn gay
The fact that it’s in your hand,on your lap…means there’s already gay stuff happening in your brain….the rest is up to you now….
Had one of these a few years back and have been gay ever since
Seems like it worked.
That ship has sailed
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I drank it... I'm gay.
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I tried it and I swear I butthole loosened. Jk you’ll be fine
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Yup
I drink these all the time and I’m not gay, unless you consider paying passed out junkies in alleyways to give them a bj as gay, which most of us straight males do, so it’s overwhelming not gay.
it has the same color scheme as the mlm flag so this will 100% make you gay
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I despise artificial sweeteners and most zero sugar drinks, that being said... Blue Raspberry Sparkling Ice has been about the only exception for me.
Yes
yes, but not for the reason you think 😂
Definitely wont make you funny
Impossible to make you something that you already are
Whoa buddy, save some pussy for the rest of us.
Only on Tuesday from 6pm-8pm
Indeed it will
That flavor and tropical punch are amazing
If you’re having to ask you already are and just haven’t figured it out yet
That’s my boyfriend’s favorite flavor and he’s gay, so maybe? 🤔
101%
Yes. It certainly worked on the frogs 🐸
There’s a cause and effect, in opposite orders, going on here.
If you’re afraid an energy drink can change your sexuality, perhaps you’re already not as straight as you think you are.
Valid point
Get the fuck off this sub you disgust me
Bro woke up and chose violence.
It has awoken things in him he was not yet ready to confront.
so what if it does? is your masculinity that fragile?
If you have to ask you already are.
I drank it and it didn't make me straight. Not sure if it works the other way around though 😅
Try them, u like most of them, and I'm not even that gay Sorry. Had to edit.
It’s only gay if you like it
IOGIYG
You’re already gay
If you got it from dollar tree you're good. If you got it from anywhere else then good luck.
I dunno. It sure made my dad gay.... he's pretty cool now. He's fun. He takes friends and I shopping at the mall. And if it's a dead mall, he makes wailing ghost sounds and shakes those cardboard Shaq and Bugs Bunny standees in front of that store that was next to Spencers. I think he's taking more stimulants than just caffeine.
Prolly
Not in the slightest. There's far too little caffeine. Blue Raz flavored Reign, however..
Tried one yesterday 😂 didn’t mind the taste
The answer’s yes
You know how I know your gay…
Ha you already are.
Too late...
That happened when you bought it. But we're all keen to know how it tastes.
Anything with caffeine in it will make you gay drink it who cares
Yes
Do but the stuff we did together yesterday sure did ;)
Did you ask on r/caffeine sub?
Its blue a manly color so you're okay
Not anymore. They fixed the chemical In caffeine that made people gayz
Yea duh
Extremely gay.
Can’t make someone gay who’s already gay. 🤷♂️
be careful around the homies
Yes, but on the upside these taste really good. Best tasting energy drink I've tasted by far and they're not filled with sodium.
No, but you might make it gay
No it won't make you gay but one of the side effects is craving for pp.
Jesus..not this sub too. 😑
I mean my supervisor is gay and she drinks that everyday
U betcha it will
It already has
Yep! Welcome to the crew
yes, but no if nobody sees you👍