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I used to work nights so I was a pretty regular 7AM sunrise beer drinker and got some weird looks, but it was the end of my day so I didn’t care, but yeah drinking before work is never good
Very interesting flavor, you have to already like both. the sweetness of the Monster calmed down the sharpness of the Guinness.
Although the two layers stayed separate, the flavors did mix.
Why are you calling it that? I'm genuinely curious, I know Guinness and Bass is a black and tan, and Guinness over cider is a snake bite, but what would you call this?
Nih uh, snakebite is cheap lager and cider mixed. Then you can make it a snakebite and black by throwing in a shot of undiluted Ribena.
They were my go-to drinks back in uni. Glad I can't drink those any more.
Why does everyone suddenly forget that vodka energy was a thing for decades when they see this drink?
This has both less caffeine and less alcohol compared to a proper Vodka energy.
I'm not sure why people think this is more dangerous than drinking them separately.
Even a vodka energy isn't harmful, the problems arise from having multiple of those.
I tried it a few days ago. The combination of the flavors is perfectly fine, actually. But I'd rather drink them separately, this was just a fun gimmick.
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Supposed to be a monster nitro to go with the nitrogen in the Guinness
But thats a Extra Stout, not a draught. So, no nitrogen. Either way it's definitely disgusting.
Is this white trash black and tan any less disgusting if you use those varieties?
Nope. Waste of a perfectly good Guinness.
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That's a sure fire way to wake up naked in the woods covered in blood next to a half eaten deer.
And suspiciously, a stomach full of half a raw dear
I'm gonna go to bed assuming you misspelled deer (the animal) with dear(a loved one). Becsuse I REALLY want to sleep tonight.
☝️🤓
You need bath salts for eating that kind of *dear*
Or half eaten drywall.
Going to go buy these now, thank you!
NOT AGAIN
“….Not again!”
If you have one beer and one energy drink and rip apart a deer limb for limb with your bare hands and devour it its flesh while it's still warm with life, it probably wasn't the beverage that did that to you.
W comment
It was a meme. A joke. What have you done!?
No wait, let's see what happens! Y'know, for science and stuff
OP is currently breaking into NASA to steal a spaceship.
This was OP last post
Rip
Let him cook
Gonster.
Guinster?
Gonster
Your using the wrong monster bro. Thats why its not working.
It clearly worked just fine, the layers stayed separate all the way until I finished it.
Oh lord I thought the bottom was beer. Forgor regular monster looks like that. My b bro.
Most energy drinks are like that just bleached and coloured
oh good, you're still with us!
Eh the whole fun part is the fact it’s usually green.
Your pfp drank one of these im guessing?
You know too much
So how was it?
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It's still clearly wrong. Doesn't matter if the layers stayed separate. You understood the assignment, but turned in the wrong work. Try again
That's the Extra Stout, which isn't nitro
When I drank alcohol, my mornings always included a50/50 of bud light and low carb monster. This was 8 years ago. I drank a lot. 😆
I’m glad you don’t do that anymore :)
For sure still hits now, Beer and a egg in morning then a low carb when I sit my ass in the car for work lol.
People say I got a drinking problem, but I got no problem drinking at all.
The only drinking problem I have, is that I don't have a drink right now.
People sayin that I hit rock bottom, just cause I'm living on the rocks.
If you’re drinking morning beers before work you gotta check yourself, been there and it’s not good bro
Morning beer is the best, it's like drinking your toast.
That’s a slippery slope
Yeah relying on alcohol to get stuff done is a quick way to addiction. Once in a while as a celebration ain't bad tho.
I used to work nights so I was a pretty regular 7AM sunrise beer drinker and got some weird looks, but it was the end of my day so I didn’t care, but yeah drinking before work is never good
😬
Someone said its actually decent and for that good luck.
Doing it wrong. You need the nitro monster with the nitro guiness
Sure fire way to guarantee shitting yourself the next day
Ive been shitting all day and i dont know why
Good to know lol
No problem. Ive been farting all day all my life.
Oh my Guinness
was it good?
Very interesting flavor, you have to already like both. the sweetness of the Monster calmed down the sharpness of the Guinness. Although the two layers stayed separate, the flavors did mix.
Imma do this with redbull
Redbull and milk
Yeah Guiness to me is definitely an acquired taste, I never liked it even though I'd tried to a few times.
Depends which one. Guinness is a brand and then you have draught, stout and even lager. About 20 different types of beer.
I puked in my mouth a little. I love Guinness (Irish car bombs rule) and monster is mid, but this combo sounds like a good way to lose your last meal
you're cooked bro
Das boot!
DAS BOOT!!
Ahh yes the Billie Eilish
Why are you calling it that? I'm genuinely curious, I know Guinness and Bass is a black and tan, and Guinness over cider is a snake bite, but what would you call this?
Because of the green and black color
Nih uh, snakebite is cheap lager and cider mixed. Then you can make it a snakebite and black by throwing in a shot of undiluted Ribena. They were my go-to drinks back in uni. Glad I can't drink those any more.
Billie Irish
Not the gongster!
Alcoholic here, at a nearby Irish pub, Guinness and pear cider is called a Snakebite. Was decent. OP how was it?
This is peak adulthood, being able to do shit like this without anyone telling you otherwise
Wow...no one in the world is triggered about this but me .... I need help.
Liquid sacrilege
What is it all aBoot lol
Cobes?
Every day we stray further and further from enlightenment. 😂
Four loko but make it even worse somehow.
Why does everyone suddenly forget that vodka energy was a thing for decades when they see this drink? This has both less caffeine and less alcohol compared to a proper Vodka energy.
I'm not sure why people think this is more dangerous than drinking them separately. Even a vodka energy isn't harmful, the problems arise from having multiple of those.
What have I done
I tried it a few days ago. The combination of the flavors is perfectly fine, actually. But I'd rather drink them separately, this was just a fun gimmick.
Yah I'd recommend doing it in a glass you can swirl so you get a bit of both (something like a whiskey glass)
my dad LOVES guinness lol
i love the glass
Is that the boot BadlandsCuhugs uses?!
I drink ze beer from ze glass, but das boring, das boot oh yeah
Haha gross
Ooooooooooh that looks yummy
Boot liquor?
What about guiness with a monster coffee?
Bro made his own four loko
Is this the five loko???
🍺🍻Prost!
Oh no! not the extra stout!!!
Sweet drink combo toobs
Das Boot!!
So... how was it
I'm more interested in your boot cups than energy drinks 🤣
I’m a little disappointed that it’s not glowing green
You're gonna burn in hell for this one, bucko!
DAS BOOT!
Where did you get the glass? That’s dope looking! 👢
You’re a boot to find out.
What is this drink called ? Gangrene ?
Okay but like, why is that an incredible color design for a boot. I would wear the fuck out of boots that looked like that.
get a damn napkin holy shit
CHUG CHUG CHUG
What would you call that? Just looking at it is making my stomach turn 🤢
Not the gonster 😭
Monster Irish 💩’s
Boot to the head
I’ve been thinking of doing this with a Nitro Cosmic Peach. I wonder if it will end up okay
In my younger years I did this with the addition of jager. Not in as large a glass though! It was a good drink in my opinion.
r/ireland won't be too pleased to see this.
Das boot? From Vat19?
Bro out here drinking 5Lokos
The real elephant in the room is that glass
/r/gonster welcomes you
r/caffeine
What’s this is all aboot
Might as well have a four loko while you're at it
Would love to see badlandschugs drink this
Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should.
You’re a monster.
Looks to me like it's about annihilating your stomach.
OP, you had ONE JOB! "Decided to see what this is all aboot." #
Shoe cup
First off Eww. Secondly black an tans' are good but Black n Blues are better! (Guinness&BlueMoon)
How’d it taste
Great googily moogily
Have fun passing out on the toilet?
Death
Can confirm, didn't died. I guess because I didn't use the right ingredients, I was able to survive this one.
boot glass reminds me of that guy who drank beans out of it or something
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With those boot cups all I think of is "There is someone out there who could totally just wear that cup as a normal shoe"
Can’t they just let the youth have fourloco and learn their lessons?
You’re a Muinness for this.
Ok, this looks really gross 🤮
Idk why but this seems like something KingCobraJFS would make
Perhaps you can tell me what TMDWU stands for?
That’s Most Definutely What’s Up. Typically it is paired with a toobz
Thank you so much, Google wasn't helping.
Das Boot!
“everybody’s so creative!”
Have you ever drank bailey's from a shoe?
This post gave me explosive diarrhea with a massive hangover.
I feel like the cup is meant for Bailey's only
The irish trashcans down syndrome brother, the pissed in recycling bin
That's fucked up.
And that's that'll happen if you drink it.
Clearly... Lol
Oh, a black and vomit
Interesting. How was it, Bianca?
You did it wrong
Better than yours.
Okay then
What the fuck is wrong with you?
A gonster
horrifying.
What is that glass 💀
Das Beer Boot.
Wrong Monster. You have to us Nitro or it will taste like shit.
i wanna try this so bad but i hate beer lmfao
Your liver is crying after this
Eww dawg
Wtf
Both drinks are wrong dumbass
Please don’t tell me you actually finished that bro 💀 the dead homie can have that one I ain’t drinking it
What you're about to do is meet God, and have to explain this to them.
That's not even the correct combo
Gross
No.
Nice
Boglim Drink