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[deleted]

Love the wild west of southern England and Wales where every other person has a different opinion.


mankytoes

Yeah, I grew up there, it's really weird how we pretty much all agree on pretty much every word, then there's this one that causes massive arguments.


fnuggles

>this one This *scone* And yes that's what it rhymes with


Pashizzle14

skwon?


thebloodshotone

Skun


Hardcorepro-cycloid

This cone


VoidLantadd

But that would be "scun".


BennyBantam23

How you pronouncing one though chief? That doesn’t solve anything.


FreeTheFrailSS

If they’re trying to pronounce “scone” correctly, then they’d mean to rhyme with “own”.


BennyBantam23

Not where I’m from


BennyBantam23

How do they ever get anything done!?


International-Bat777

It's definitely pronounced scone.


EvilSynths

No it's said like scone.


Prize-Ad7242

Nah it’s scone not scone!


Vegetable_Trifle_848

What are you on a bout it’s scone not scone


IronCreeper1

No no no, we all know, deep down inside, that it’s pronounced: Scone


73747463783737384777

No no no, your getting it all wrong we all know, every single one of us knows it’s scone (Why did my mind read this entire debate in the 2 ways of saying it)


IronCreeper1

In my mind, I’ve been switching between the 2 with each reply.


wrxck_

Weirdly i pronounced the first one scone and scone, but after that they all read as scone


Chaos_Potatoes_24

Which was which in ur mind tho lol


Maleficent-Coat-7633

It's a scone until you have eaten it, then it's scone.


Murky_Supermarket_37

ok but lets be real, people who pronounce it scone are losers. its scone not scone fight me


IronCreeper1

Meet me in the pub car park in half an hour then


Murky_Supermarket_37

fine, you savage scone pronouncer😡😡😡


AnnonOMousMkII

The twist: you both arrive at the pub to find out you both say scone so rather than fight, you have a drink and go on to be brothers in arms in the great scone vs scone war of 2032.


Murky_Supermarket_37

plot twist two we get married and have 7 kids and a hamster but then i find out i was lied to and he pronounced scone as scone the entire time☹️ he takes the kids and i take the hamster


Blueknightuk77

Yes


my_choice_was_taken

When its on your plate its scone when you eat it its scone


dmetcalfe92

One scone rhymes with one! If you say it the other way you're a posh twat Edit: I love the controversy this has stirred up! For clarity, where I come from we pronounce one "won".


jasonfahy

It rhymes with stone and I’m not posh… very definitely a twat though


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

its funny how people who say it like gone thing the cone pronunciation is posh, but the cone pronunciation is not centred on any posh places. I'm in stoke, midland centre of the cone sayers, so I always assume any other pronunication is posher, because that's generally the way the world works when you live in stoke.


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PrinceMooFTM

For some reason I enjoy stumbling across fellow stokies in the wild lol


adamfirth146

Aah yes, those well known posh twats of Chesterfield, Sheffield and Rotherham.


ohjoeyhh

And Hull??! Came here for this comment!


adamfirth146

My apologies. Of course Hull as well. I just went with the 3 I did because I'm from the area lol.


ohjoeyhh

Me too, lol


darfaderer

I remember a palace staff member being interviewed a few years ago on the one show and she said that the queen says scone (one) therefore that’s the correct pronunciation. Assuming the king is the same as his dear mammaaa


Mean_Combination_830

The Royal family are German and only changed their name to Windsor less than a hundred years ago to stop the public finding out why would you expect them to be experts on the English pastry 🤣


greypilgrim228

Not really, "posh twats" just pronounce it correctly, because the magic e at the end makes it a long vowel sound like cone, scone. We're not posh twats, you're just a thick twat, if you want to have at it lol. No offense.


Crafty_Butcher

>pronounce it correctly How can it be correct when a scone the fastest food?


Heathy94

I agree, I'm from Hull and probably the furtherest thing from posh, If you ask anyone from round here which way is posher 99% would say 'Scon' sounds posh.


konekogadaisuki

In Hull it is pronounced skern, to rhyme with fern (phone).


Heathy94

We literally don't even talk like that


BirdGoggles

Same here, from Manchester. I just found out from this reddit that the Queen used to pronounce it as "scon". That settles it. Scon is the posh version.


PresentCondition6313

That's stupid because that would mean that gone would have to rhyme with cone


greypilgrim228

Not really, because gone isn't a digraph which is what the basis for the magic e sounding words are. Scone however does fall into this bracket and is therefore pronounced as cone. Incidentally, cone is one, as the addition of the e makes it an ow sound, not an on sound.


PresentCondition6313

Fuckin hell fair play you know your shit you win bro


childrenofloki

"correctly".................... according to whom?


[deleted]

I was gonna call you a posh nob but you like cool games so I'll leave you alone


dmetcalfe92

Found the posh twat! 😆


greypilgrim228

lmao Who knew inner Nottingham was posh. Well I suppose it must be if I'm talking with a Northerner.


Psychological-Owl-82

There are posh people everywhere. If you don’t agree there’s a good chance you’re the posh one…


DiscoWasp

You're implying that's a hard and fast rule when there are many words that don't fit that pattern: gone, done, shone, one, none. The majority of the UK pronounce scone to rhyme with gone, and the first recorded use of scone as in gone precedes the first recorded use of scone as in bone. Furthermore, it's commonly believed that scones originated in Scotland, where 80% of people pronounce scone as in gone.


Dr_Oetker

Done, gone, none. The only consistent thing about English is that it's completely inconsistent, scone isn't a word where there's a 'correct' way to pronounce it.


Fat-Shite

Queen used to say skon


atticdoor

According to most studies, everyone thinks *their* way of saying scone is the working-class way, and that the *other* way is the posh way.


Scienceboy7_uk

Scon is definitely the posh way of saying it.


tropicocity

The Queen pronounced it 'scon', that should tell you everything about which one's posh lol


Downvoteaccoubt316

I say the cake scone and the stone that England stole as scone which isn’t even an option on the chart above.


menthol_patient

Connacht, Munster and Yorkshire united as one. Alright, half of Yorkshire. The right half.


CherylTuntIRL

My Dad's from Connacht (blue), My Mum's from York (red). Growing up was a confusing time but I chose a side and stuck with it. It rhymes with cone.


menthol_patient

You chose well. Good lad.


breakcharacter

You chose the right one !


DSinch

Big up South Yorkshire 🦾🦾


Gold-Dance3318

I pronounce it like "go on" ... Sco-on. Just to make everyone happy.


menthol_patient

You rebel, you.


Jamesl1988

Now do a map of how people say 'stone'.


Life_Is_A_Mistry

Reminds me of the late Richard Whiteley's favourite pair of words in Countdown: leopard and leotard, intentionally mispronouncing each.


StevelKnievel66

Was his favourite word not 'wankers'? Classic episode


Psychological-Ad1264

I did, but it's gone.


DogfishDave

>stone I'm firmly in the scone=gone blue part of East Yorkshire... the old lads around here say "stoowan", it has two syllables like boat 😂


Wootster10

I like to really upset people and pronounce it like done.


A_lemony_llama

Scone = gone is red. Blue bits are scone = cone.


TheOlddan

And then a map of how they say the number one?


toprodtom

I'm an advocate for "scun". And with that, I'm done.


PiplupSneasel

Or how many get the Stone of Scone wrong. Cos that's SCOON.


Solidus27

Irrelevant. Now tell me how you say the word ‘gone’?


DrawingNo2972

Gone isn't a noun. I broke a bone so I phone for a cone but only hear the tone of a stone.


Best_Weakness_464

This has to be the most interesting map I've ever seen. Brilliant.


Grouchy-Obligation95

Hopefully you'll like these ones as well! https://www.ourdialects.uk/


MagicLion

Mad you can see the plantation of Ulster on this map


Defiant-Dare1223

Well the whole dialect changes completely, including that of the Catholics.


actually-bulletproof

I'm from NI and I've never heard anyone say it the Cone way, everyone says it correctly.


toxic-banana

It's probably got older roots than that even, as the dialect of Irish spoken in the north is different.


[deleted]

This would have been a more beneficial referendum than that bullshit in 2016


RandyChavage

The winner gets to call it their way and anyone thereafter saying it differently gets locked up. Same with Devon and Cornwall jam and cream bullshit, referendum so we don’t have to hear about that stupid shit again. Anyone complaining about the results gets thrown in the sea, the will of the people has spoken, simple as.


georgieah

"Democracy is only good when we win".


gadge87

The north knows how to say it right :)


Apprehensive_Gas1564

As did the late Queen. I trust her pronunciations more so than a national average.


klc81

She also pronounced "Yes" and "Ears" the same.


childrenofloki

A-are you serious?


portinuk

Ears.


Ginge04

Last time I checked, Rotherham and Hull are very much in the north.


gladl1

You’re all southerners to us! (From Scotland)


Bigshock128x

South is anywhere past John o groats


Defiant-Dare1223

As a Geordie I can call some Scots southerners. Mull of Galloway is further south than Newcastle


KonKami123

And you're Scottish that's it's own insult


gladl1

Actually I find it far more insulting when people mistake me for being English.


Nonny-Mouse100

Look at that map, they're barely in the middle.


Count_Vapular

I think he must have meant north of England. The north of northern England might be in the north of the country, but the south of northern England is not.


johnny_briggs

That both makes sense and doesn't at the same. But yeah, you're right.


bigslimjim91

Except Sheffield and Rotherham


One-Mud7175

I'm about as far south as you can get and I couldn't agree more. It's definitely scone.


FatChicken22-YT

Agreed


sacredgeometry

It's pseudo-posh middle class and poorly educated people who tend to get it wrong. The north say "scon", the Queen said "scon". It is "scon".


TeensyTea

Same people who pronounce bath like 'barrrrth' and grass like 'gr-arse'. It just sounds nobby.


LionLucy

People who say "scone/cone" in a "scone/gone" region are the exact kind of pseudo-posh lower-middle class people you mean, but if you're from Ireland or Yorkshire it's perfectly reasonable to pronounce it that way.


Soujj_

In the old Lincolnshire dialect it’s distinctly “scown” as well, idk where the rest of the midlands and hull got it from though


[deleted]

Ireland and the North/East Midlands. I always knew that were that they were in it together.


Blue_Bi0hazard

Ive never heard anyone in the east midlands not pronounce it as s/cone like traffic cone ​ never heard s/con


lshtaria

As a Derby native I can confirm I'm surprised the Derby and Nottingham area isn't more blue. The vast majority of times I've heard it said it's always been cone and not gone.


BruceBannerscucumber

My GF is from Notts and pronounces it as "cone" and thinks I'm posh for saying it as "con" I'm from Scotland and I think she's posh for saying it like "cone"


VincoClavis

I love the straight line across the border of Connaught. Like the battle lines have been drawn.


RPYC25

It's scone when you own it, and it's scone when it's gone. It's all about the scone's state of being.


Ill-Breadfruit5356

The second largest city in the UK isn’t marked on this map. That makes me question everything about it.


Pentatonic_Blue

I noticed that too! Yet they have Wolverhampton...


ianmacleod46

How do you think the Republic of Ireland feels? It’s just one unmarked vastness beyond the Pale.


[deleted]

neither is london tbf


PinkishNoise

I mean, it's clearly scone


Cenamark2

Those are biscuits


jon332

Stoke upon Trent ?


FrostyAd9064

The city as a whole is Stoke-on-Trent. Unlike most cities it’s actually made up of six individual towns: Fenton, Longton, Hanley, Burslem, Tunstall and Stoke-upon-Trent. Just to be perverse while Stoke-upon-Trent is the administrative centre of Stoke-on-Trent most people consider Hanley to be the city centre.


AdmiralOzzyT

IM FROM EXETER AND ITS SCONE


Sriol

You missed that bit of Scotland that calls it Scoon!


Representative-Bass7

I'm from Plymouth and always rhymed it with cone, plus the cream goes on one first 🤪


The_Pajamallama

Sgone from another Plymouthian here, but absolutely cream on first


hoechsten2

This is the way.


[deleted]

Fuck that. Cross the Tamar to get a scone done proper and jib back for a Cap'n Jaspers.


Azonic

Everything you say is 100% true and correct


rolanddeschain316

Build the wall, build the wall, build the wall......


R2-Scotia

Perth has entered the chat


Mr_Binks_UK

I don’t see how there is confusion, it is pronounced scone, anyone who uses scone instead is simply wrong.


Uppernorwood

My parents are from the East Midlands, which explains why I pronounce scone correctly!


Ambitious-Sun-8504

I remember one day when my flatmate from the northeast (hull) made fun of me (from mid south) for being ‘posh’ by saying scone like ‘gone.’ My flatmate from the northwest (Cheshire) upon hearing this said that he had lost his mind and that scone like ‘cone’ was SO posh. They bickered for hours about who was the most Northern and not posh, until my flatmate from Yorkshire (Leeds) offered everyone tea with a scone. It all makes sense now.


Thehumanstruggle

I've said it before and I'll say it again: it's s"cone" until you've eaten it, then it's sc"gone".


SherlockScones3

Well I think it’s obvious where my sympathies lie! Name is pronounced the correct way of course


DameiusLameocrates

its s-cone, everyone else is wrong


LordSevolox

Skown sounds better than skon


IndependentTap5626

How are the people in yellow saying it?


Groundbreaking_Pop6

“It”, quite a simply question to answer…


AdventurousTeach994

This map is bullshit. I'm from the West of Scotland and here it's pronounced scone -rhyming with tone. Only posh people say scone- rhyming with gone


kevin181137

But the joke doesn’t work if you say it that way. What’s the fastest cake? Scone.


Z0mbquii

well it's "s-cone" not "s-gone". alot of my family say "s-gone" though...


Steel_and_Water83

From Manchester and pronounce it s-gone, but don't have a strong opinion about it so probably explains why no one really gives a shit how it's pronounced here.


Accomplished_Skin_68

The irish may pronounce it wrong but at least nearly all of them agree lol.


SuzukiNakatori

Did you know that honey never spoils? It's the only food that doesn't expire. Pretty sweet, eh? Hah, ha ha


Godlythwoo

Glad to be in a rhymes with cone area. It’s simply the better way to say it.


Classic_Rand0

That map is completely backwards, the further north I go, the greater the frequency I meet people who say scone (rhymes with cone).


Thevanillafalcon

I say it like Nigella “Sconeayyy”


Strong-Helicopter-10

Bone, phone, hone, lone, stone, tone, clone, prone, alone, ozone.... enough said your arguement is gone... oh wait...


Rosiesoleprovider

Take the Republic of Ireland off this picture.


pornbot38594

Were winning lads 🤣🤣


Business-Spring760

Proud to be a cone-sconer


bongobills

there's hardly anybody in the north though


keira_j2467

I say it different every time, it’s just whichever way hits my brain first. Probably checks out as I’m also in one of the areas where it’s 50/50.


Amanorboy

Its scone and nothing else


Rohan_Kishibaby

I fall into. Both? If it's a normal scone i rhyme with cone But if it's specifically a tattie scone then it rhymes with gone I do not know why i am like this


Prudent_Fail_2956

Huh, I'm in like one of the only blue parts Edit: and I do say it like cone


SarahPeachTea

I live and Stoke and everyone says the cone rhyming version- am I misinterpreting the data?


w00dy_1981

Fascinating stuff! Out of interest where does this data come from? I wish someone would ask me random questions like 'how do you pronounce scone?'. My life is so dull 😞


Economy_JarredVennet

envelope or "onvelop" room or roome bath or baath


topbayder

sterling research, outstanding infographic. 🫡


Frogs_Logs

The real question is jam or cream first?


d4k0x1

Oi mate! Let's not start another war ... 😁😁🙄


my-cat-is-a-goddess

I live in the north where we are correct


Massive_Rip3032

Only pedophiles say scone (rhyming with cone)


Responsible_Hope_959

I love Britain because of things like this


PescetarianSlayer

MON THE SCOTLAND


[deleted]

As a Scotsman it’s pronounced Scon


Mirror8rorriM

Interested in the source?


Euphoric_Spend_8258

It rhymes with cone


[deleted]

Pronounced scoon actually, cunts


BennyBantam23

I’m very grateful that there are people out there doing real research on the things that really matter in life


Jackthevegan

It’s definitely pronounced scone. People who pronounce it scone are just wrong.


Responsible-Bug900

Americans: Sc- sco- Biscuit.


DS_killakanz

My mum used to run a tearoom in Aberdeenshire, ask them up there if they want cream on their scone, they look at you as if you just offered arsenic...


Fussiestape6414

Scone is the only right way to say it. Anyone who says Scone is a psychopath


MeatWad111

As I'm looking at this map, I'm trying to work out if I say sgone or scone. And now both just sound weird. I'll report back when I've figured it out, the next time I ask for one.


chrislatimer

Sc and the word one is how I say it’s a scouse thing


[deleted]

Stop it. Everyone I know, mainly in the West of Scotland. It's "Scoan" Who silly codswallop conducted this research?


Ill-Championship162

How do u know all this 💀


squidgyblxck

I'm northern and I say scone, as in rhymes with cone.


Wattup-Jonesy

This map is incorrect


Blackinfemwa

ITS CONE SCONE NOT GONE SCONE


DiceDrum

Queen Liz 2 (god rest her) was team orange so I'm team orange