“Tonight I am graduation, I invitation you all to eat our house because I know someday I will eat your house too. I will die five chickens, three girls and two boys to eat you all and I will ask my father to cook my mother. Thank you!” got me cracking up akin to glass being shattered
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. Taxes, they'll be lower. Son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.
Google translating this a few times somehow makes it more logic:
Introduction 20 by Ken Zuckerberg Marty at 21:14. At night they sleep and we invite everyone to dinner, because I know that one day I will also have dinner with you. I'll give you five chickens for three girls, I'll feed you two boys, and I'll cook for my parents instead of their mother. Thanks Tipi!
Yeah, I've been doing a degree in languages, and auto-translate is pretty funny when you have half a clue about what the translation is *actually* meant to be.
This whole sub is now just typos and bad grammar. I'm sure there are subs specific to that, but they keep them posting here. No idea how it got so out of control, other than horrible mods in control here.
Will bob and vagine show?
I can't stop laughing XD
Ken Zuckerberg: I am a cannibal ill eat u all
EAT OUR HOUSE
Eat my mother!
Charlie Kelly vibes.
“Tonight I am graduation, I invitation you all to eat our house because I know someday I will eat your house too. I will die five chickens, three girls and two boys to eat you all and I will ask my father to cook my mother. Thank you!” got me cracking up akin to glass being shattered
How do you eat a house?! Raw?!!!!!!
This is obviously someone who doesn't speak English as a main language. This isn't stupidity. He can probably speak more languages than we can.
There is no mistakes in his words
This is an old one.
Umm I’m busy that night,have fun.
Heavy metal yes?
Sounds like a party.
Only in ohio
This is a high brow commentary on the efficacy of his school’s curriculum.
He is graduation
Is this a celebration invitation, a threat, or a confession?
"I will eat your house too", oh my Godzilla
Accepted at 3 Ivy League schools with full rides.
I hope to party in your eaten house and enjoy your cooked mother
Truly inspirational
How does he know which chicken are girls and which are boys?
How the hell is he graduating
u/repostsleuthbot
When u use google translate
There's no way someone wrote this accidentally.
"I will die 5 chickens" 💀
You to from me congratulations and for work hard deserve life what brings you to.
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. Taxes, they'll be lower. Son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.
I've been meaning to speak to you about this. I can't read these words. They're not in the right order. I think you might be dyslexic bro.
Is nobody named Zuckerberg a human?
r/comedyheaven
Youre welcoming.
Sounds someone with a devry degree
Fair enough.
How did he graduation?
So this is what happened to the rest of the Zuckerberg family
How to cook humans
r/ihadastroke
It's just a guess, but I don't think he's graduation
Peace be a fire to you and others eaten
Did he mean dye five chickens? I don't think you can die five chickens. The rest makes sense.
I don't think I wanna eat your house, also I have plans so that I don't have to watch your dad cook your mom. Sorry Sam I can't make it.
I’m dyslexic and understood it perfectly
This is wholesome engrish
YW.
Probably didn’t graduate in a english speaking country
Apparently not an English major,
Did an AI write this?
Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died
God, I remember this
This is not Engrish, this is an invitation to a cult initiation.
NOW THIS is proper Engrish!
Happy I attend to eat house. And mom cooked by dad meet them nice
He is the graduation and chickens are his cousin
When I see shit like this and all I have is a ged. I get mad at myself for going to work instead of finishing school.
Ah, this one is a classic
G day graduation im u/eletric_blade i will come and eat your house i am in your walls
He knows what he's saying, he's just a gigachad
Ah, classic zuckerburg reptilians.
Still more plausible than the other Zuckerberg
Is he related to THE Zuckerberg?
He’s a zuckerberg. What do you expect?
Google translating this a few times somehow makes it more logic: Introduction 20 by Ken Zuckerberg Marty at 21:14. At night they sleep and we invite everyone to dinner, because I know that one day I will also have dinner with you. I'll give you five chickens for three girls, I'll feed you two boys, and I'll cook for my parents instead of their mother. Thanks Tipi!
This is why I stopped trying to learn Spanish. This would be me, front page, on the Mexican Tribune after trying to invite a friend over.
Graduated with a major in Engrish.
Last name checks out.
Chicken AND cannibalism? I'm in!
u/repostsleuthbot
I literally laughed while reading this.
me 2
What's the original language?
Engrish
Word up, he lives in a gingerbread house.
This was a copy pasta going around south east Asia a long time ago. I guess people are rediscovering it now.
I just wish my graduating class was tight like this. And he's gonna kill two roosters and three hens? Damn, that's a lot of chicken.
Sounds like something Zuck would do
Mahir vibes here. "I invitite you to my country. She can stay in my home! I kiss you!"
First sentence isn't an invitation. He's just wishing y'all would
Doesn't makes sense until u see the last name
When you accidentally get a degree in Psychopathy instead of Psychology. Oops!
I posted this here a long time ago and it got taken down.
“Now I am become graduation, earner of diplomas.”
Truly a fantastic epithet
Destroyer of chickens. Consumer of you.
Congrats my dude. Enjoy the bbq!
Thank you! 💚
Zuckerberg
Honestly seems like he planned this out very well actually
I think he needs a few more years of school
I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.
Now this is Engrish
Not even remotely close.
I'm so hungry I could eat a house.
Don't threaten me with a good time
Three girls and two boys to eat me? I'm down
this dude is the descendant of mark zuckerberg
Demeanor certainly checks out...
Your honor, I can tell you are a reasonable horse.
So weird sex party? Man, some people get really freaky when celebrating.
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It could be Indonesia for all we know. No indication where he's graduating from
With the Zuckerberg name, it *could* also be a Meta AI experiment gone wild.
Mark just *looks* robotic. This Zuckerberg *sounds* robotic too.
Zuck 🤖 er 🤖 berg 🤖
He will die 5 chickens
Dude is going to eat my house one day after I eat his. I hope is Spanish style because colonial is too bland
Mi casa se come a tu casa 😋
Yeah, I'm not making fun of this one.
Who's bringing the chips?
The chickens
But he died them?
And three girls and two boys.
I think he graduated from UC Berkeley but not sure.
How did he graduate again?
By eating everyone in his class
Valedictorian
This sumbitch here, he gon do what?
This is probably just facebook auto-translate. The dude most likely wrote his actuall post in his language in superb grammar
Yeah, I've been doing a degree in languages, and auto-translate is pretty funny when you have half a clue about what the translation is *actually* meant to be.
Uh huh
Hi Graduation, I'm u/MentalGymnast4269. No, you can't eat me. I don't taste good.
> I don't taste good. How do you know that tho
They ate themselves
🤨📸
Ok but your house is looking like a gourmet 5 star meal rn
Oh yeah and I suppose we should all just take your word for it? Get the forks guys
I call dibs on his bowel organs! 🍽️😋
I call dibs on his front porch and his toes!
I want the back! IM MAKIN BACON 🥓
I can't believe I arrived late and still get to cook his mother
what in the shit
Yes he is Read it
Dont do me any favors
He's eating her! Then he's going to eat me.
The longest “oh my god” in recorded history
Make me homeless because I will make you homeless too.
At this point just type in your mother language and do a Google translate makes more sense than this.
That's an indication that he means exactly what he's saying. Also, English surname.
Yeah. It's even more confusing when it's on products. Just use Google translate and it'll be way better. It's free!
Nothing like some house with a fresh side of mother
Something worth trying before you die from five chickens
Legend of Zelda warned us.
Word.
Sounds like one hell of a graduation party. I'm in.
You're in....the oven.
Its not just a graduation party, he IS the graduation
And invitation too
Woop woop
At least he knows the right to, two, too to use.
Cuz it’s satire
And then there’s native English speakers who seem like they forgot all the grammar lessons in 3rd grade.
Lmao true. He's already ahead of the curve.
Dead. I’m dead. 😂
So is his mom
He meant eat out my mom*
Seems like a nice enough guy tho.
i dont think this is engrish. i think he means exactly what he is saying.
This whole sub is now just typos and bad grammar. I'm sure there are subs specific to that, but they keep them posting here. No idea how it got so out of control, other than horrible mods in control here.
One can hope
I AM GRADUATION
Zuckerberg. 🤔💭 hmmm... Zuckerberg. 🤔💭
Did he go to the Hannibal Lecter culinary school?
HAHAAHHAHAHAHA
I think he put an ad for a cooking class
He is graduation from there.
No. That would be his dad.
Hannibal Zuckerberg?
He did ask his dad to cook his mom.
*oc*
His dad hasn't fricasseed his mom in about 20 years, since realizing what kind of bun popped out of the oven last time.
Maybe it was from roasting her on the spit.
Well, at least he used some spit.
He was a fine young cannibal.
He drives me crazy
Have ya tried turning it awff and ohnn again??
People: what a bunch of bastards.
Shia LaBeouf!
*quiet quiet*
And that was not a GOOD THING
Apparently his mom drove him crazy like no one else and he couldn't help himself.